Nackzy:
Even me like this I am thinking suicide I am owing 700k debt, no hope of paying back anytime soon, my landlord onside is disturbing my life via rent

Botragelad:

Nope,but Africans are breaching Spain's border illegally. How's that degrading them?
You hate to hear the truth huh!

Sirseedorf:
Ori tisa re o pe, o fe fi ediye temi w'eta ni disemba abi...

Gadafii:
I no even understand this mr ibu family relationship and palava, this adopted daughter, was she adopted as a grown asss woman or from when she was small

Or maybe mr ibu is as stvpid in reality as he appears in screens

Maryuchecna1q:
Bdhfh

OMEGA009:
Do it the Nigerian way.
Start by saying “Haaa, neighbor. This one wey you dey give me food steady, make your boyfriend no vex ooo. I no get power to fight”

or if you think she wants knacks and you’re able to do it, say “Neighbor, all this food wey you dey give me, my waist don dey full oooo. I for like pay you back with one night of Netflix and chill”

but if you want to end it, say “my girlfriend don dey complain say I no dey chop her food anymore. I no want make she pour you acid”.

Go and try any of the above but do it quickly before you chop winch.

kenex4ever:
Dull he probably meant is about not being lively and outspoken like penaldo.

Messi speaks on the pitch.

Ronaldo cannot even drible properly not to talk of being counted as skillfull.

Ronaldinho, Neyma, Okocha etc are skillfull not penaldo that plays football with strength, no finesse.

tolufase:
She has feelings for you. If you want to test her feelings for you, just bring a girl home one day and make sure she is around. You will see a sudden change in her character.

oluwaseyi0:


Oladips say he no late again

Qdot is still one of my all time favorite

How he's yet to break fully into international scene is a misery, man has been amazing with lyrics for year

kenex4ever:
I dodnt hear him say Messi is dull but if he said it then he is a big f*ol.

He doesnt watch ball like most Cr7 fans

ecolime:

Power sector go humble the brightest of all brains. Don't play!

Tuzzyjohnson:
I ran away...
As a guy o..
How gurl go de claim she loves me com de tell me say i suppose de romantic by carrying her bag when we de waka.. even if i wan do am . No be you go dictate.. i would have fell into the bandage if she hasn't asked me to be carrying her bags to be romantic

GYBABA:


As long as it's still alive & you're seeing it then it serves the purpose of a reminder. Some can even decide to keep it as a pet. Some weirdos might even decide to keep the bones. Until it's lost or killed & all parts disposed, na correct better souvenir 😊

For my house sha, that souvenir no go last 48 hours. No time abeg

Enemyofpeace:
the girl was from Adamawa Kogi State

GreatAutos:
The only book that tells you where you are from, where you belong and where you are going to is the Holy Bible

kelmicheal:
Make una wash una dirty linens privately haba
Afterall no be social media point touch for una wen una dey do lovy lovy for house

virginchaser:
Abi he follow the man drag babe? He should think and recollect.

In my former office, a senior manager queried a weekend duty staff over woman matter. The query stated that he used company facility to seduce women.
When team lead enquired from the staff of what happened. He said two ladies visited him in the office on Sunday morning when senior manager was around. He was asked further "if their backside was full enough" the dude said yes. That was senior manager's spec. Further questions, "did you introduce at least one of them to meet your oga?" Dude said no. Omo, we all agreed that my guy supposed chop query.

Fiscus105:




By ur foolish analogy. If a wife that has enough and independent, she also entitled to change divks as she wanted?

Also, even if the woman not rich and dependent, she entitled to contact HIV from her own husband, her sin is that she married famous and rich man.
She also entitled to be going thru trauma of husband sleeping with every hole around her? Like friends, cousins, church members, neighbours etc.

FuckingMachine:
The one I know is ran out of sperm while fucking.
Round 3 after pounding for like 30mins I actually came but not a single drop came out.

Emu4life:
Normally.......

As a Woman;
Even if you are not Beautiful, know how to COOK
Even if you are rude, know how to COOK
Even if you dull, know how to COOK
Even if you are not wealthy, know how to COOK

Just know how to COOK, e get why



God bless me with a Wife that knows how to COOK.

Dafresh:
Oladips way I wan feature for my new track, why now
R.I.P to my favorite Yoruba rapper

Christistruth03:
I was just listening to Maureen Badejo
Analyzing Mohbad death and she said the Nigerian Music industry is very Dark and Controlled by Cultists who seek to turn upcoming Artistes into their Slaves by threatening them with death


Maureen is a one Woman FBI

Chetas81:
SICK PEOPLE WITH SICK COMMENTS, BECAUSE NO LIVE IN NIGERIA, TRUMP DESCRIBED NIGERIA AS SHITHOLE

Haveyoueatentod:
First to do no dey pain they provoked Israel.

FarSide:
But wetin gave these Hamas boys morale to attack Israel in the first place??

Dougad:
Ogun and Benue state. I dey always talk am. Beware

28plus:


The reason why Nigeria is the way it is today is because people don't get punished for their crimes. Your brother squandered 2M on betting, instead of you guys to allow the owners of the monies handle him, you decided to pay. What does that tell him? He's told that for each time he messes up, someone is on standby to clean up his mess. You don't know the monster you're grooming. I have a brother like that. He's 35 and doesn't think of anything other than betting. If someone is at the point of death in the hospital and you give him money to take to the hospital for treatment, the money is gone. He rather have that person die than for him not to play. For ten years, I have been saying he should be allowed to face punishment for his crimes, even if it means him going to prison or getting killed, but my parents will say it'll bring shame to the family. Today, they are the ones looking for him to take him to prison. He has become a thief, a fraudster, and a mad person. No thanks to bet9ja. Almost ten years after graduating from school, no meaningful career, no business, no wife, nothing nothing. Sadly, it doesn't even bother him as long as he has access to play. Most of his mates are doing fine for themselves, some not very fine but they are putting in the work. But him, it must be bet9ja. He's destroyed every single relationship he has built from birth because of what he has done with their money. Yet, this guy has not been to prison once. Continue to pet your brother you hear? E go soon shock una

Simple advice, take your brother to prison now. For everytime you clear his debt, you're grooming a monster.

abba190:
to japa to UK one needs atleast 10million naira to spend for visa flight ticket and what have you. if i can raise 10ml here in Nigeria, i dont think i would japa to UK to do brick laying, tiling or capentry, i would rather stay here and continue the thing that raised that 10ml for me.

kenny714433:
You guys can never think of learning better skills?

Behaving like refuse scavengers all over the world. I'm not talking down on the skills you wrote there but considering the fact that 90% of people that considers japa are the graduates, putting up these skills is annoying.

Graduate should think above these.

bestman09:

Sweet talks. Hope it is real! Hope he will be with her with these smooth talks in 5-10 years. I'm personally not impressed with these celebrity social media relationships

Wotowotoman:
Burnley is going right back to the championship if they don’t sack that big headed coach. Yamayama fall on that him large forehead. Useles Pep wannabe