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EMIRofPUSSY:
In the wake of the trending video showing a lady having sex with a dog, let us remember that this act is as old as mankind.

The Holy Bible describes the first 'sexual act' in the Book of Genesis (supposedly written by Moses).

Though the writer painted the picture of the act using symbols, a good Theologian would be able to decode what really happened in the Garden of Eden.

The Serpent was the wisest animal in the Garden. At that time, he was a beast having four legs. He was a giant about the size of a youth and very witty.

He lured Eve and explained the art of 'sexual intercourse' to her. Eve became instantly interested because she wanted to try out new things.

She banged Eve and taught her different sexual styles. He deflowered Eve and ejaculated his seeds into her.

Eve became pregnant with Cain.

Later that day, Adam came back from his daily work and met Eve. Eve taught him what she learnt from Serpent and they had sex again.

Adam ejaculated his seeds into her and she became pregnant with Abel.

Note
The bible describes this sexual act using 'apples and trees'

When God laid curses on Adam and Eve, God targeted their private parts and not the mouths they used to eat the symbolical 'apples'

Man is smart and he can see an association of man with animal and he tries to prove it out of evolution. There isn’t any evolution. But man and animal did mingle. That’s one of the mysteries of God that has remained hidden, but here it is revealed.

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For Christians, you can get the book Serpent's Seed by Rev. William Marion Branham.

I am a Yoruba Muslim. But I want to advise you to stay away from bestiality blue film and stop bleeping goats.

Vinnie2000:
The story points to sexual intercourse, really. Eve ate the 'fruit' and her eyes became open. She gave Adam the 'fruit' and his eyes opened. Both now knew dey are Naked and hid demselves when God was coming. Babe, is it not Fuccking dat took place so? Anyway, lets just go with the Bible's account as i said!

What fruits did eve give Adam? The snake? Are you saying Adam and Eve practiced bestiality?

What is this I am hearing about my mentor Putin having cancer? Is it true?





HitSong

I don't know her. But she is beautiful though.

Sorry o, I couldn't read all your Tori. I am an old man. The worst set of friends I made r red pillers.




HitSong

lastburn:
When the Northern were busy having theirs with cows no manhunt was ordered. Why is our law one sided

The only reasonable comment here. Just like polygamy, it seems bestiality is pardonable for males. I am ashamed to be a male.

NlandMumuTooMuc:
I have a friend that said he's gonna buy a Land before March runs out and he has already made that a reality.

So I'll like to hear from Nairalanders, Can you Brag with something you've achieved this year?

Your head don dey clear small small. Good 4 u.



HitSong

I am so ashamed 2 b a male.

I am Yoruba Muslim. I know d hypocrisy in my community. Hijab but no bra and pant under. Abeg leave those girls alone.




HitSong

I thought she was called already for questioning? I am ready to date and marry her.





HitSong

Taba21:
Animal

Noise.



HitSong

ThatsONYI:



Amazing, thank you sir.

I got a screenshot of these wise words, I will try to read them often. Thank you.

You are welcome.

I know my ex red pill members well. They would not mind committing bestiality to make money.

ThatsONYI:



God, this is scary. That's why I'm willing to change, and I'm TRYNA STAY AWAY FROM SEX for now so I can stay focused. Thank you for your advice, you've blessed my day.

I feel this week will bring more blessings, sir what's your advice for an introvert and an upcoming artist like me that is broke?

You are welcome.

My advice, don't be a redpiller, stay away from hard drugs and bad friends. I made these mistakes and I am paying dearly 4 it. Females that I know would hav helped me through their contacts, I was busy displaying redpill and destroying my luck. I took drugs that fried my brain up.

Try to make friends with extroverts and even acquaintances. That you don't like someone doesn't mean you should avoid d person totally...luck fit com from dat person. Dey use your sense. No b everything dem dey do you go follow do.

ThatsONYI:


Thank you for the advice, sir. I'm a virgin, I have not had "serious" penetrative sex though I masturbate which I'm gonna stop tomorrow.

I wanna blow up, I wanna make a change through music.

Masturbating often will kill the sensory parts of your kinikon. It killed mine, I have talked about it on one thread. I wish u well on your musical career. Mine died cause I have been told I suck at it.



HitSong.

Bolaji26:
What are you using for your wrath pls?.

I need it too

Nothing sir. I have spent my money on so many ointments and drugs. No cure.

Young guy like this one don make good impact before e commot. Old mumu like me dey drag nairaland with small boys for politics section. If I die today na and dem ask we wetin I don achieve, I go talk say I be local champion troll for nairaland wey I no even own.




HitSong.

If she really did it, I don't mind, I will marry her in a heartbeat if she accepts me.

Op, I don't have quarter of your good looks. Dats to show you how ugly I am. Someone deceived me n told me exactly what you were told n b4 you know it, I was a sex slave for 10 good years. Be careful.





HitSong

We Yoruba peeps like our women obese to entice men so that when they go out for owambe parties, men will be spraying them money. Na so we dey feed that year.

Good one bro. It's not only when it comes 2 polygamy day we beat our chest and say we are Africans. We must embrace all of it includn d archaic ones. I had an ibo girlfriend that died during child labour. Her family forced me to spend a nyt with and marry d corpse. I did it.
I be yoruba Muslim from polygamous home. Till now, my step mum's and their children use it to ridicule me.

I trust my naija peeps. Especially afonja goons. They never mind their business.
I will neva forget the day I put mouth in married woman matter. I was flogged mercilessly Infront of mosque with 20 strokes of cane. I almost died.

Seems Ipobs are leading we afonjas on the skull mining. We need to do something about it. We must lead.

This is the exact problem that is bothering me. I also have genital warts that keeps growing back.

Only Allah can save me. How do I marry the 3 wives I plan to marry and satisfy them?




HitSong

Why didn't we d Yoruba nation think about D's type of biznes? We would have been better at it cos we executed d slave trade wella b4 oyibo spoil our market.



- HitSong

Even tho I am a Yoruba Muslim, I detest polygamy cos it ruined my family. Hatred, incest and so many abominations. Na babalawo dem call 2 plant magun in our compound 2 put things in order. So much death in my compound the next year.

2 all undergraduates, pls do not b like me. I traded all ma school fees in ma final year on MMM. I almost died that year...horrible times day year.

Slept in bet naija centres...no money 4 girlfriend. Stole money to visit ashawo joint. Masturbating every single day out of boredom and depression. I am a security man now. Atlist my mates who don't have beta work r earning more. Me dey earn 8k cos na my oga dey feed me.





HitSong