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Hassanmaye:
God another lucky man, chai I guess she's not Nigerian girl

Of course she is. I was just lucky after many relationships. There are still good girls out there.

My brother I once had the experience. It always end up in premium tears. Most especially when the lady know she is older than you. She will always be in control of everything. Giving unnecessary orders because she thinks she is older than you with more experience. You can Bleep her and japa

While I was down and financially cripple for three months. My wife covered all the bills for me for the whole months which was 80k expenses. Which I later refund her back. If your wife or your gf is not supportive financial when it's necessary. Please dump her just to safe yourself from future crisis and embarrassment

Which one is sixty Kobo US Dollar

Climate change. Be prepared for changing of weather in coming years.

PenName55:


My Papa dey grave, if care is not taken you will join him soon. And people will mock your demise like you mock this gal.

Insane fool.



I dey here gidigba to force sense into empty demon invested skulls like yours.

Eleribuu omo adanu

Eh yah pelu Omo oku Orun. No wonder. I can see where you're coming from. I hope your Papa enjoy life before e die sha

PenName55:
Ode ni Baba e

Eranko.

Once your Papa got missing as well. Just Create a post and I will type RIP for him. I'm at your service. Because I'm Pretty sure he is not coming back to you alive. 99.9% sure. Numbskull

She already took her olosho parole go another state. No need to stress yourself. Once she makes enough money she will definitely be back.

Next post please

Edoziesmart:
Why are you typing such trashy and harsh word here? Are you the one that killed her?

People dey for this life

Ever since you guys have been posting different trend about missing people? How many of them have you found back alive.

PenName55:
Your name shows your thinking faculty level.
Even your professors reason with low IQ.

You remind me Akintola

Ode ni e. Imbelice

RIP

Start patronising olosho. With time you go forget about her. I have been in this shoe before

Hassanmaye:
That's true though, but what of if you get appointment or you are doing side huzle along with the job, like doctors do working in both government and private hospital, like lawyers doing litigation and property law at the same time, some civil servant go to work in the morning and open a shop at home... You can make it Oga

That's the only best option my broda

You go know once you enter her
Is either you enter lagoon, deep ocean, or tight bush
If you know you know

Aplaudez:
This is becoming out of hand, some people always conclude they cant make it without engaging in internet frauding!
God help us!!!

Bro. The truth be say no one can make it working as a mere civil servant. This is nigeria.

Toto seller

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We have 3 types of pussies.
1. Tap pussy
2. Bore hole pussy
3. River pussy.

TAP PUSSY: Is very tight and can only be
found in Chubby ladies.

BOREHOLE COMMUNITY PUSSY: is very deep and it is also called bottomless pit. This can only be found in slim ladies

RIVER PUSSY: is the deepest and widest of all. such can be found in slim skinny ladies and you can easily drown.

LOOKS OF PUSSY.
1. Some have baby face look
2. Some have angry face looks
3. Some look like burnt sacrifice
4. Some look like Forbidden kpomo.

COLORS OF PUSSY.
1. Black
2. Yellow
3. Pink
4. Brown
5. Red
6. Orange
7. Ash

TYPES OF PUSSY FLAVOR
1. Banana flavor
2. Straw berry flavor
3. Onions flavor.

SOUNDS OF PUSSY
1. Papapapapa
2. Kpekus kpekus
3. Flap flap flap
4. Futom fotum.

CONDITIONS OF PUSSY
1. Wet pussy
2. Dry pussy
3. Slippery pussy

PUSSY TASTE
1. Some taste like cheese cake
2. Some taste like Hausa suya
3. Some taste like maggi

THE GOOD AND BAD SMELL OF PUSSY.
1. Fish smell
2. Gutter smell
3. Palm wine.

You know your type, and where you belong.

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Ladies cooking lies to their parents..


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FOOTBALL V/S SEX
1. Going to your bf/gf without being
invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex
on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN-
GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without
cumming = MAN OF THE MATCH
9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK
10. Having many chicks and banging all
of them = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY
MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a
child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, you request for
more = EXTRA TIME
14. Taking it gently when having sex =
FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW-IN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' =
Taking instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and
later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE
ERROR
19. Girl being pregnant =
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Diego Maradona has
revealed he would like
to coach former club
Napoli in the future,
though bemoaned the
lack of opportunities
for young bosses.
The Argentina legend has been linked
with a coaching role at Montpellier, but
he feels that people with more
experience get the monopoly on the top
jobs.
"There's a possibility of me managing
Napoli, but there are those lying
coaches who come along and say they're
going to retire to spend time with their
families, and when a big club comes up,
they take it," he told Marca.
"Let the youngsters have a go, for
Christ's sake! It's a closed loop and
there's no way in for the new guys.
"And there are some very capable
youngsters, but these old guys, who
say they're going to retire and then
come back, they won't let us in."
The 52-year-old has also been the
subject of reports linking him to Boca
Juniors, and he admitted that is also a
possibility.
He continued: "That's clearer for me
than coaching Napoli. Sometimes I see
managers who make changes that
benefit the opposing team, and then I
look in the mirror and say to myself:
'How can I not be coaching?'"
The ex-Argentina trainer was last in
work at United Arab Emirates side Al
Wasl but was unceremoniously
dismissed from his position, but he
claims he was treated unfairly in the
Middle East.
He added: "The one who got rid of me
there wasn't the Sheikh, but the
Sheikh's cousin or something like that. I
don't know who he is.
"Now the team is a mess,
unfortunately. The guy who forced me
out thinks he knows more about
football than me. He was competing
with me without ever having kicked a
ball in his life.
"And also, he got rid of me via a social
network. He was very disrespectful
towards me. Obviously he hates me or I
must have stepped on his toes, because
I don't even know him.
"They're doing everything backwards at
Al Wasl now. I earned people's respect
in Dubai by myself. Nobody gave me
anything."

I became an Arsenal Supporter just a
year after you joined the club, you
brought a big change to us and we
give you the credit of building a great
team. It’s seven seasons since we
last won silverware and the team is
deteriorating slowly by slowly. My only
question to you is, “Where is the old
Arsene Wenger we knew” who took us
from shame to fame, who lead us to
glory.
Match after match we’re looking
awful, your squad planning is
becoming worse day after day, you
give players I won’t mention chances
to play while we can all see its like they
are not ready to deliver. Leaving
players on the bench whom, when given
the chance, they play their hearts
out. Have you lost your touch or
what? Why do you want to abuse the
trust we’ve given you for all those
seasons you’ve been with us?
Your always giving out all our best
players and replacing them with
others that can’t even come near
their standards, and leaving players
who are always disappointing. We’re
losing hope with our team, if all you
fight for is a top four spot then what
will we ever achieve? if you really care
for our team please do something
quick.
Lastly you always complain about the
budget when all of us can see that you
do sell players worth a lot and we
never buy quality players worth the
same prize or even near the same.
please I beg of you,and again beg of
you bring our old Arsenal back.
That’s all I can tell you. You’re the
only one who can wipe the tears were
shedding away from our eyes.

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