₦airaland Forum

Largehead1930:
Baba Nobe say money no dey o. But the thing jus taya person

Do you know every human has one form of deformity. Some are just obvious than others. Me I dey short, but I thank God. I marry fine babe sef (Indian babe) and I don born plenty pikin. So baba, nothing do you ooo

Largehead1930:
I’ve been battling with this for years. It seems my head is a big bigger than that of others. I always wear faze caps but people still see my big head.
Please I need motivation o. I don’t know if it’s reason why some babes will give me their phone number and refuse picking my calls afterwards
I can’t even wear Those Hausa caps cos my size no dey there .

You don't need to worry yourself. I would have shared a pix of a cripple that recently got married to a pretty lady. Bro, put that thing behind you and hustle. I am sure you will be successful

NwaAmaikpe:





I am greatly saddened.
See how small girl died without utilizing the full potential of her kpekus.

That's why we should always pray to be at the right place at the right time.

She slumps in front of a priest, rather than take off her bra, compress her chest and give her urgent mouth-to-mouth to resuscitate her, the mumu sprinkled holy water on her and drove her to a hospital.

We are so ignorant, CPR would have brought this girl back to life but apparently someone holier than god thought pressing an unconscious woman's boobs to save her life was a sin.

In retrospect, I don't blame him, it may have been wiser to allow her die than save her life by going even half an inch to her boobs because these vaginarians are very funny.

He could save her now and tomorrow she'd drop a horrendous thread on Twitter about a perverted reverend father who took advantage of her "moment of brief incapacitation from exhaustion" to tongue her down and man-handle her boobs.

And yes, we'd cancel the good Samaritan here, the vaginarian gains clout; feminist movements will sue him to further assert how all men are scum and why women are endangered species worth preservation because the future is female.

As a man, it's really risky helping a female these days.

If you want to understand how troubled our youths are in this country, just read nairaland comments and likes

lexy2014:
To say "We have lost Tahir", This guy's death is very personal to the presidency. Infact, it's more personal than the deaths of the nigerians that died as a result of the bandits attack on a train in Kaduna a month ago. The nigerians that died in Kaduna & every other place in Nigeria due to insecurity are insignificant & just statistics adesina uses to compare whether more people died in Jonathan administration compared to buharis

I promise you that you will continue to wail till 2031

PUSSYHOE:
I swear on my two balls no be only you dey knack am

Only can't be fucking_ your wife my nigga

Na low life peeps dey think like that.

To make you happy, no be only me dey knack am, you sef join

PUSSYHOE:
What about her? You trust vagina?

That one no concern me. All I know is that I love her and that is it

I am in my thirties, young, rich, handsome and I have never cheated on my wife.

If you know you fall into this category, please share your testimony too. This world is not as bad as portrayed on social media.

lexy2014:
How did u and her arrive at your 99%?

I have never cheated on my wife

Maxymilliano:
My grouse with this interview is how he left out Tinubu's name completely in the entire narration.

Somebody watered the ground and paved the way for him, Aregbe and Amosun were just the purveyors.

He is definitely an ingrate

adebayo987:
Very unfortunate!

IPOB should not be the only enemy this government sees. They should put shoot on sight order on yahoo boys, ritualist alhajis and bandits. Since they can't provide jobs, let them enforce very harsh sentence on these wicked souls and send all the law enforcement agents all out against them. My sister was nearly nabbed but her pregnancy saved her but they still went ahead to steal her phone. Luckily for her, the phone was flashed and she just took it from the repairer.

All taxis should be painted same way and finger prints, trackers and cctv installed. Because it's public transport means they're using to nab people.

May the souls of the killers rot in hell and may this beautiful soul rest in peace.

Chai! This girl too fine... Mtcheeew it's well.

So how is this related to IPOB. So many hypocrites in this country

habsydiamond:
If first class die dem no dey announce am early like this one.. I dey sense this baba don die early then yesterday.. Dem just break the news today ni

He is a Muslim and should be buried immediately according to Muslim rights

appishani1:
To be honest uzodimma have failed
i don't know what is happening in imo but i this the IG need to check the matter

Funny Nigerians. You heard illegal bunkering site and you still blame government. Where una sense dey??

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SOUTH EAST: IS IT NOT TOO LATE?

We have read the recent transmissions by Senator Bukola Saraki directed at our Igbo tribe. We have deliberately kept mum on this as we had earlier resolved to speak less on Igbos as regards the 2023 elections, Presidency having said quite a bit. 

However seeing as some of my brethren have swallowed the cheap bait, I will chip this in just to keep the reality before us, at least for posterity sake. Truth is bitter but it's still the best medicine. 

My people say; 'He who does not remember where the rain started beating him, will not remember where it stopped'. 

REWIND TO 2014. 
A new National Party was being conceived. Political Parties, political players and Regions were being wooed to the new alliance. 

'We' Igbos (read South East) vehemently refused to touch it even with a long pole. We packaged, sold to ourselves and bought the baseless propaganda that it was an Islamic alliance that would birth an "Islamic" and "Hausa" Party. Simply because those our brethren heavily invested in the PDP at the time were afraid of losing their vested selfish interests.
Till today I'm still trying to fathom the basis for that wicked and twisted deceit especially as many of those Igbo elites who sold that dummy have since ported to the same APC.

We failed to even identify with that new Alliance. Hence the Party, APC was birthed without any remarkable input from us or presence. The few amongst us who aligned were called all kinds of names and abused to high heavens by us even when they were proven right afterall.

Thus the few Igbos who were part of it were at best fringe players as they didn't have the required clout to make serious demands and do the necessary political wheeling and dealing required in Politics to strike the hard bargains since politics is all about interests and numbers. They were even suspect, so much so that it was only their personal political sagacity that gave them whatever they got.

That Party went on to win the Presidential Election which in truth, most of us never believed it could or would, because of our half baked permutations and poor understanding of Nigerian politics. But it did. 

Curiously we turned up at the fore front of telling this same Party how it should share it's 'spoils of war'. We became hypocritical moral champions with an over bloated sense of entitlement. Who does that, in all political reality and practicality? But we did, even while vehemently and vociferously still refusing to shift our position, style and rhethoric.

We dug in. Supported every bad thing and person against the Party, the elected President and the Administration while denying any and every good done to and for our Region.

Fast forward to where we are today. Almost four years after the 2015 misadventure, we have stayed put at 2015, refusing to move forward, refusing to shift grounds, refusing to play pragmatic politics, telling ourselves the same lies we cooked and bought in 2015 and some more. 

Now barely 5 months to another election, we have started again saying "APC cannot give Presidency to Igbos in 2023". "Buhari cannot hand over to an Igbo man because Buhari hates Igbos". "APC is deceiving you", bla bla bla.

Of course. We will believe Saraki, who has only but a fanthom dream of becoming President and whose only known record is selfishness but we can't believe Buhari who's already President and who has a record of voluntarily picking two great Igbo sons as running mates in the past? Chukwu aju.

It is interesting and vital to note here that the PDP which many of us still proudly support and adore was in power for 16 solid years and in those years there were 4 Presidential Inaugurations and on none of those was an Igbo man found worthy by the PDP of even Vice Presidency and we are still bold to say it is the APC that has not even finished one and a half tenure that doesn't want to give power to Igbos. Odi nma. 

NOW; Seriously, let's be sincere. As things stand today politically, why would the APC even hand power to us Igbos in 2023? 
On what grounds? 
On what records?
On what politics?
Is power given to anyone? 
Is it an appeasement or a gift? 

The APC is a political party. The main focus of a political Party is to hold power and keep it to enable it deliver on its agenda. So if the APC reads that the SE does not want the Presidency or does not have the capacity to help them win and keep power, they will stick with the regions that can and work with individuals who are interested. 

Make no mistake, I have always said, I do not blame us Igbos for the decision majority of us took in 2015. It's our right. But continuing to pretend that it was other regions, Buhari or the APC that made us do what we did then or remain where we are today is purely self deceit and I refuse to play that ostrich game. 

As far back as 2014, I and many others made that argument that Igbo Presidency was very feasible in 2023, ONLY under under the APC, ONLY IF we did a couple of things right politically. I personally continued to speak loudly on that even after the 2015 elections until when I realized that we were not ready to play the politics that was required and now I dare say it may be too late. Or is it not? Time will tell.

For now, we can continue to tell ourselves that we cannot hold the Presidency of Nigeria. I heard and read many of our brethren go from PDP to Biafra/seccesion (read IPOB) to Referendum to "Igbos do not need Presidency but Restructuring" etc forgetting that all that didn't lie squarely with us alone. We think other regions are not reading our body language?

I really don't care what Saraki writes or says because they've all come to realize that it's very easy to play us like a flute. So like Saraki, like Fani Kayode, like Fayose, like Atiku, even Jonah Jang of all people, they keep playing us.


We've learnt not to bother ourselves anymore to avoid unnecessary mentions from nonentities.
As some of us have said, it's good governance we want, even if only one village will be producing the Presidents. So be it.

Ka Chineke mezie okwu. 



Hehehehe .
Your guy Emekuskus must surely be a comedian,
IPOB terrorist organization in-house comedian!
We are sure he must be the one telling his fellow cannibals in the forest (on that their evil video they recorded) while eating Human flesh with egusi/Oha vs Fufu and human flesh that " na human being shoulders dey sweet pass!!!
Pukes!
Dem ipob animals dem.
Unfortunate swines.

God bless all sane, honest and hardworking Emekas out there.
Like our darling Emeka Okocha, our darling bobo.
Bobo like no other.
Amadioha punish all sponsors and supporters of terrorists in our darling nation.



Hmmmmm, this is deep!


Words of a wise man.
It is always good and refreshing to see we still have reasonable and sensible members like you on this forum.
God bless your parents for giving us a King like you.


We Rise.

Omo, this is a powerful posts. Oh my God.... You truly summarized the Igbo issue. God bless your wisdom

Perfecttouchade:
https://punchng.com/buharis-critics-divided-nigeria-with-mouths-says-femi-adesina/?amp

This is so true

easyfem:
JESUS I KNOW
PAUL I KNOW
osinbanjo I know
so who are you tinubu ?

He is your God

GentlePEACE:
Dear Dog Lovers,

Is it possible for a dog to be barren, i have a female dog i bought as an adult in October 2020, till now, the dog never took in. I don't know the cause.

Please has anybody experience this before and what solution can you proffer

I had a barren dog that lived for 12 years. She died 6 years ago

Cholls:
my brother you be senior partner for one of the big 4

Nop I left the big 4 as a semi senior 6 years ago. I work with one of the biggest tech companies in the world. I thank Allah.

zeenaman:
Away from the traditional recurring post of "how much was your first salary", let's go a bit unusual this time around. Most people are comfortable stating the low salary they received at the early stage of their career, I hope they will replicate same now.
The big question : "How much is your current salary?" and in case you are self employed, how much was most recent salary? Let's go.
Mine is 150k. Still managing and hoping for something better

NGN 2.5million monthly gross

oluwaseyi0:
Campaign is allowed but protest is banned?

Jobless youth, you can come back in 2031 for protest. Lol

Mazisimonekpa:
Soludo is really spending money on Biafra agitator. If you can’t beat Simon Ekpa, Autopilot, just join Nig gov and get new Funiture and studio where you stay and talk to 200 live viewers who are actually not watching because of what you do but are all autopilot ready eat you raw

https://twitter.com/simon_ekpa/status/1514592733356249088

This is exactly what the terrorists are doing to our presidents. They will keep you focused on fixing insecurity while other very important developmental projects are left unattended. Nigerians are truly wicked people

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Hmmmm...

Hope say he mama and them he female relatives balance

If not me and this young niggarrrr go get problem...
And to the rest of my real niggarrrrs on nairaland...lets keep on Huzzling....don't give up..give up nor join
Na 2 seconds everywhere take dey burst

How old are you? Na 2 seconds everywhere take dey burst?

NaijaOlosho:
Vote Amaechi

Reject Tinubu pls

Bunch of sadists

Buje1987:
With all this write up does the government (Bubari) does he reads this . We keep writing articles without taking any action. Let’s every citizen gets a hun for protection or we go Endsars2 and protest. Nigerian are too comfortable complaining and never takes any action

Which action do you want to take. Is it not visible to the blind that this government has really dealt with the terrorists. Where were you last month when our military were killing these criminals everyday. It is quite obvious you are only interested in the failure of this government. God pass all of you sha

ijustdey:
https://dailytrust.com/empty-presidential-directives

Nigerians have started with their useless advise. You want the president to replace the NSA. The other time, they were clamoring for removal of service chiefs. How has that helped situation of things... rubbish

JAMO84:
When I tell people that our number one problem is money, they don't believe me.

Our government officials lifestyle makes us feel like we are rich.


Americans are more corrupt than us, but because they have more than enough, they don't feel.



America system is so corrupt that even Hushpupi took $25m from them.



WE NEED TO STOP WASTING MONEY ON SUBSIDY AND SPEND ON IMPORTANT THINGS

Intelligent man. This is very correct. It's hard for people to understand. Most Nigerians are daft

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Buhari will handle insecurity & Osinbande will handle economy.


Biggest lie of the 21st century.

921 likes from fools. How can you idiots love bad news this much. We are talking about Nigerian lives here

This is very true. Everything has gone up even in the European countries.

ijustdey:
https://dailytrust.com/75-of-nigerias-budget-lost-to-corruption-forensic-experts

If this is true, then FG should be owing salaries of several months.

People just open their mouth to spill rubbish. They kuku know that Nigerians are daft and will believe any rubbish thrown at them

miniziter:
APC asslicker

Dead brain licker

allcomage:
All sides of my pillows are wet and bedsheet. You can now see why our life expectancy is low compared with other African countries. I call someone in Benin Republic he told me his is chilling. My friend is shutting his bakery this Saturday due to the cost of diesel. In all these, I want it to continue and even get worst ,it might be the tonic we will need to restructure or disolve this country.Nigeria is not working and it will never work under this central command structure.

The level of illiteracy in Naija is second to none. Costs of diesel has gone up globally and has nothing to do with the government. Are you even thanking your country for subsidizing petrol? We complain about every silly thing

Sixfiguresmart:
Giving the tonnes of investors trooping into Ghana and seeing that Nigerian economy is almost dependent on importation, has Ghana now grown enough balls to sanction Nigeria or invade Nigeria?

Kids full this nairaland sha

Tvegas:
its obvious your knowledge of corporate best practices is quite limited. The way it works is that law abiding fund managers submit themselves to regulatory agencies they don't ask for deposits or investments until they are duely licenced. Read more on regulatory frameworks as I won't waste my energy responding to you again.

I repeat, the entire country is one HUGE CRIME SCENE.

Nigerians are wicked, dubious people