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An Achilles' heel is a weakness in spite of overall strength, which can lead to downfall.

CalebLebsco56:
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bilulu:
A guideline for those planning to relocate to Manitoba, Canada.
First of all, your documentation is done at the point of entry, right there your PR papers are signed. This must be done before you leave the airport to your destination.
Secondly there are important documents you need to have to be able to function properly as a resident of Canada. I'll take them gradually. But before that, there is what is called "Manitoba start". It is a body that gives new comers orientation about the province. They can help you settle down as they can answer any of your questions or guide you. Also they give lectures on how to find jobs, they teach you how to write resume according to Canadian standard. It is not compulsory to attend the orientation classes.
Back to the neccessary documents. The first one is SIN (social insurance number). You can get this at your (POE) or any service Canada within your locality. Almost like BVN, everybody (PR, students, asylum seekers) must have this number for you to function except you don't want to operate bank accounts. Please don't share your SIN to anybody except your employer. Canadian government will never ask for it over the phone. Your whole savings will be gone the moment "those boys" get hold of it.
Also your health card. Remember health is almost free in Canada so you must acquire your health card the very week you arrive. It is advised that you must be with it at all times. Then make sure to get a family doctor. Most treatments are free but drugs ain't free. Their health doesn't cover eyes and dental. There are other stuff it doesn't cover but it does cover delivery.
Driver's license. I will like to beg, don't come to Manitoba without a driver's license except you don't want to drive for 2 years. It is legal to drive with your home license for 90 days only. You can register for your license at your pace but note that because of the weather everyone is encouraged to drive. Their screening consist of knowledge test and road test. Knowledge test is quite simple if you prepare well. For the road test, except you want to repeat it overtime please don't come with the mentality of "I have been driving since I was 10". Until I landed, I never knew what parallel parking was. Please note that your license is a criteria for most jobs. They will boldly state it. If you drink and want to drive please don't be caught because they can detect the slightest alcohol in your system. Don't beat the traffic especially the ones with camera, you will see your ticket at your doorstep the following day. Don't forget the government knows were everyone lives.
Job: Yea their are jobs. Most professional jobs require you to pass their professional exam before you can practice. Don't come with the mindset of I have been this or that, bros, they will tell you to write it. And until you pass, you won't practice.
Again to get some or better jobs, you will have to go back to school to either get their certificate or just a certification. Some doctors or engineers from other countries (not Nigeria) can spend 3-5 years without practicing just because they haven't passed the exam.
Mind you, there are jobs you can do that will survive you till you get your dream job. Please note that, you can also apply for jobs with certification or going back to school and you will get it. Also note that experience matters more than that paper you call certificate. It's all about what you can do. Did I mention you can do two jobs? Yes you can, it depends on your strength. Manitoba's minimum wage per house is $11.65. So no job pays below that and alot of jobs pay above that. A certified plumber can get upto $17 or more per hour.
Did I forget to talk about the weather? It can go as low as -50°c so please stop at Kontagora when coming to pick up bend down select winter jackets for about 2k and sweaters except you have enough to buy here. Average jackets can go for $200, you can get for $500 or even more so the choice is yours. Then get your winter boots and gloves.
I know there are alot I have forgotten so please feel free to add and also make the necessary corrections.

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-52314282

cc: lalasticlala, mynd44, dominique

Foreignnews:
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SharonLoveth:
Abba Relax, Your Virgins In Jannah Are Intact

Ebenezer2021:
oh boy
Wey you carry all these pics?
Chai

Recruitmentnow:
U saw d headline b4 u clicked right.

There is a local porn industry in Nigeria where recruitment is ongoing.
Pay is about 200-300k monthly.

Your privacy will be respected as u will put on mask to act if u want to.

Those who will want to use mask will be paid 200k monthly while those without mask will be paid 300k monthly.
Though ur physical appearance and sexiness will also go a long way in ur salary. But all falls within 200-300k, the not so sexy ones who decide to use mask will be paid 200k minimum and 250k Max, while the sexy young ladies who won't be using mask will be paid at least 250k min to 300k max
A well furnished two bedroom apartment will be provided to our actors.
Female actors are needed more since we already have male actors.
Send a private message if u are ready to act.
Students are not allowed as u we will need an independent girls. Thank you

You are expected to shoot a short video of 10-20mins daily, sometimes once in a week and other times thrice a day.

LIVINGICON:
Please try to update this thread regularly.

Lamanii22:
Their flat tummy though... Don't they eat? That's the way I want my tummy to be....

dasparrow:
And you're a pathological liar too. You had earlier mentioned 'Nigerians' and you never specifically made mention of the scammers.

Come for Nigerians and I will come for you. Go and lecture your crack addicted, drug peddling, pant sagging, baby mamaism, high school dropout, criminally minded people.

Your people commit vicious crimes all over the United States. They can't commit crime overseas because 99% of them have no passports or are too poor to afford airlines tickets to faraway countries. The few black Americans that do have passports have them because they're in the U.S military, airforce or navy.

Don't worry, when the electoral college makes Trump president again in November of this year, Cheeto will send your black hateful behind back to the cotton plantations. Remember, Cheeto is looking to make America white again. I mean, great again.

gargoylern:
E no dey tire you

SaskQueen:
Hello, I have some food items in clear nylon and properly labelled that I need to send to London.

The food items include grinded crayfish, grinded ogbono, etc.

Please how do I go about it?

RuudVanNisteroy:
Our reputation as been wrecked globally mostly because of the 419 email scams and drug smuggling in Asian and illegal immigration. Unless they have interacted with Nigerians that gave them a good impression, they usually have negative impressions of us.

RuudVanNisteroy:
When you land in a civilized country, you can't help but curse the organized mafia crime syndicate that has been ruling Nigerian since 1960 and turned it into a fantastically corrupt shithole. Why can't they attempt to try and transform the country to look like any of the countries where they like to spend their loot.

I often hear people say how dirty New York is lol. Did you ever go to Brighton while you lived on London? I have only been the London and would have liked to explore other cities in the country.

RuudVanNisteroy:
Getting a student visa to Netherlands is easy as long as you get admission and pay the tuition. The problem is getting a job after the you get your 1 year post graduate work permit. Many Nigerians end up back home.

It is hard to get a job there because they put Dutch Nationals,EU citizens first before they look at your application.