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It's only now that this old geezer has discovered "work" abi. Corona don format brain.

I like the way this Uncle Corona has equalised all nations.

A time will come that even the Mighty Nations shall Bow Down and Proclaim that He is the Lord of lord, King of Kings and the Creator of Heaven and Earth....Say AMEN PEOPLE

America na small Nigeria.

May the almighty God have mercy on them over there.

There's fire on the mountain in Italy ooo.

Stay safe our brothers and sisters over there.

Ladiesdoctor:
May God bless Goodluck Ebele Jonathan

Goodluck swung into immediate action when Ebola came into the country, and he was able to curtailed it.

But this one, since February, people were even begging him to close the borders and the international route but the leadership refused.

He was only interested in closing borders against rice.

Look at what is happening now

I miss uncle Jona. The way APC rats were insulting him in 2015 ehn. See am now. Wicked set of people.

Gbogbo95:
Cherrybae
Here in Vancouver Canada, schools, offices, banks all events are shutdown.

Everyone on self isolation. Cases are been reported and the authorities here are working hard.

I urge Nigerians to support the govt of the day in the fight against the Convid _19, the virus is a respected of no man.

Nigerians should stop spreading news that leads to panic, stop abusing your govt, rather support and encourage the govt efforts.

Here in Canada, there much cases which the media do not even report, there are lots of flaws here by the govt yet the citizens never abuse or castigated there govt nor go online spreading lots.

Should the virus enter Nigeria everyone will feel the effect both the rich and poor.

A word is enough for the wise.

Cherrybae:
I need to leave this country. Tired of hearing bad news.

Can someone advice me the best country to relocate to right now.

Cherrybae:
While returning from church today at Ogbor Hill in ABA I saw the above and I shared it and want to share it here too.

Nigerians are funny people but Aba no dey carry last

Is Aba now Vancouver Canada?

You don catch am

Yesterday 500 people died in Italy alone. Onyibo should face their front.

ybalogs:
So I'd live to see Africans banning Europeans and Americans from their country. Isn't our God a faithful God?

Amen.

ogbonti:
you saying American visa is less valuable than tissue paper is a very si ll y comment. it shows how narrow minded you are

so because there is a global pandemic, all of a sudden the US is no longer a great destination - if you want the definition of a fair

weather friend, you have the definition boldly written in "black and white" all over this thread. Well, let me burst your bubble-


as a Nigerian -American, I do not wish to be inside Nigeria at this time- REASON? I will tell you:


IF (God forbid) I get infected, I will be better catered for in US than in the s - hole. I will receive better medication free of charge, feed well while being

treated by the best medical personnel in the world. IF financially hit - My business will receive government assistance to bounce back and so many

other incentives including food and essential supplies (although I wont ever need that, but the assurance that the US govt will provide it for me if I

am in desperate needs makes me and others who live in the USA better positioned that you in Nigeria- and life is good.


bikonu - TELL ME, what incentives does the dullard and the Nigerian government have for YOU, YOUR FAMILY OR BUSINESS IF YOU GET HIT BY THE

VIRUS IN NIGERIA?


If you cannot sincerely answer this question in the affirmative - then stop insulting the USA!!!

E PAIN AM!!

Why would one not commit suicide after being deported from this paradise:

lagosj:
I stay in river side, eastleigh, umoja, kangeme and Mombasa, am telling you from experience if you are not the Yahooboy, drug dealer if u are clean that's the best place to stay, the corruption in kenya is much. the police dont care if you have your paper complete. I stay in Dubai before have got alot of kenya friends to help me go around. its Visa on arrival u can relocate, life is expensive there. staying with your Nigeria friends doesn't grant you safety u can be burst anytime, CID everywhere both fake and real one.

These places are like Ajengule, Mushin or Oshodi in Lagos. Again, poor comparison oga.

lagosj:
Nairobi is not better than lagos remove that from your mind. Nairobi is a deadly zone, you can get kill during daylight, the high rate of drug there is much both man and woman consume the substance. that's my advice for you.

Have you been there?

Borrowed from https://www.quora.com/Which-city-is-more-developed-Nairobi-or-Lagos


I live in Nairobi but I travel 3 - 4 times a year so I do believe that I have some credibility to answer this question.

Airport

Murtala Muhammed International Airport (Lagos) vs. Jomo Kenyatta International Airport (Nairobi): there’s no comparison. JKIA is larger, cleaner and more organized than MMIA. The visa process in JKIA is also easier

Weather

Nairobi’s climate is mild and dry due to high altitude even though it straddles the equator (average is 23° / 14°). Temperatures in Lagos is hot and oppressively humid (average 32° / 24°)

Power

Most Nairobians do not own a generator because it is unnecessary. There are power blackouts but one of more than 4 hours is uncommon and maybe happens 1 - 2 month. Additionally, power is available in the lower income areas. Everyone in Lagos has a generator because power is off more than 50% of the time

Fuel

Nigeria is one of the leading exporter of crude oil but has to import diesel/petrol since their refineries are barely working. For various reasons, there are frequent stockouts of diesel and petrol although to be fair it has improved a lot in the last 2 years. Nairobi has not had a major petrol/diesel stockout in 5 years

Rent

In Nairobi, you pay first month, last month and one month deposit to move into a rental unit. In Lagos, you have to pay 2 years upfront

Environment

Lagos is a concrete jungle without a shred of greenery. Nairobi is the Green City in Sun with a lot of greenery and even a forest (Karura Forest) within the city limits

Traffic

Both Nairobi and Lagos suck equally

Hotels

Because Kenya has no oil, one of the major industries is tourism so there’s been a lot of investment in hotels and all levels. Most international chains have hotels in Nairobi. A few international chains have now a presence in Lagos (for a long time it was pretty much Eko Hotel) so this has improved.

Road infrastructure

Lagos does have better road infrastructure than Nairobi, although Nairobi is catching up with the building of the bypasses

Food

If you are a fan of spicy food and seafood then Lagos is the place to be. Nairobi food can be somewhat bland but this is a very subjective topic. I think there are more restaurants per capita in Nairobi since Kenyans eat out more than Nigerians.

Nightclubs

Lagos has many more higher end nightclubs than Nairobi and Nigerians dress up when they go out. Kenyans are very casual and frankly dress badly. It is common to find most people in a Nairoib club in jeans and sneakers whereas no self respecting Nigerian would roll like that to a club. One major cultural difference is that in Nairobi, women go to nightclubs by themselves or with their buddies and will entertain themselves and buy themselves drinks. This is for both single AND married women. In Lagos, it much less common for women (especially married) to go out by themselves unless accompanied by boyfriend/husband/brother. Also, a Nigerian woman will not pay for her own drink

I hope you enjoyed the synopsis of Lagos and Nairobi.

NAIROBI


LAGOS

OLODO PRESIDENT

I spit on Bvhari.

Useless old man.

Foolish idiotic president.

Look at this idiot. Keep your presidency fool

Useless president

Asshole president.

Quote me and thunder fire your head.

OkaNaUbe:
Convert that to dollars please


Let's do mathematics:

N365 is an equivalent of 1 Ganduje
And
Kano State Budget = N219,000,000,000

Converting Kano State Budget to Ganduje

Formula: Divide Kano State's Budget by the Value of 1 Ganduje

= 219,000,000,000/ 365

Therefore: Kano State 2019 Budget is worth: 600,000,000 Gandujes.

Guy you're too much na

Useless Jubrin. Yeye man.

Face your work yeye man mr "rocket science"

Is it because a majority of the team are from the "5%?"

It shall never be well with Buhari, Wicked cow herder.

This is the dullard's handiwork. Evil man.

Officialpdpnig:
You really need to stop posting nonsense in your attempt to give credit to a failed somebody like GEJ.

Jonathan takes zero credit for all the above you just listed. His entire projects were either on paper or seen through the eyes of a bottle of ogogoro

E pain am Mr. "PDP"

Take it or leave it, the only thing your terrorist cow herder Buhari has achieved in his presidency is death, destruction and hunger.

onyeara

Tufia,

Thunder fire that rascal at Aso Rock

Useless herdsman Buhari. I really pity BMC crew, they have a hard task ahead of them

For your mind, Shameless liar!! May thunder fire Buhari and BMC, if you quote me you'll get chronic constipation

Nineteen Nigerian citizens residing in Umoja, Kasarani and Roysambu Estates within Nairobi have this morning been arrested for engaging in electronic fraud targeting Kenyans.

The Fraudsters start by befriending you on social media(Facebook) and once you accept the friend request they initiate a friendly chat that promises the victim goodies to be sent through DHL at the airport.

The following day a call will be made and someone will pretend to be an attendant at the DHL office. They will tell the victim to pay clearance fees for the same parcel they claim to have sent you.

Immediately you send the money through Mpesa another call is made requesting for some more money for other documentation and taxes.
After paying the dues demanded, your calls demanding for your parcel will not be picked. That’s the time you realize that you have been conned. This is therefore to warn members of the general public against such fraudsters.

~ Courtesy DCI Nairobi.

justwise:
This is what happens when stories dosn't add up

Wetin consign me sef. Weder you believe it or not that's your own wahala. By the way, I don travel today to a place called Steyning in West Sussex. In the heart of onyibo countryside where they breed Shetland horses. Old money. I'm sure you've never travelled to such a place. You're just managing Peckham and Lewisham small.