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Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: Why I Attended Obi Cubana Mother’s Burial In Anambra by hokafor(m): 8:21pm On Jul 17, 2021
What is the name of that Anambra Governor that is always looking stoned. Obiano.i thought they recently enshrined new burial law in to constitution in Anambra. When are
you going to go and arrest obi cubanna? Where is Mr Godwin emefelu I saw the money bags throwing naira notes like tissue paper. If u have money in Nigeria u become untouched. My advice is for everyone to go and look for money.
Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Mum's Burial: Zubby Michael Throws Bundles Of Naira Notes At Guests by hokafor(m): 10:28am On Jul 17, 2021
Confirmedzombie:
Very useless set of people. This is the reason I can never mingle with this kind of people even if we are friends.

Im a multi billionaire yet im calm and easy going.

What's this show off all about. Our igbo brothers must learn to leave a simple life.

I can never show off but I know im fully loaded.

Im a silent billionaire and a philantropist, I dont brug myself
Take it easy bro, you are already showing off with out knowing.

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Crime / Re: A Woman Slapped Me, How Do I Follow The Case Up? by hokafor(m): 3:09pm On Jul 16, 2021
Did you ask her for a quicky? Be honest
Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Mother's Burial: E-Money Arrives In Style by hokafor(m): 9:50am On Jul 16, 2021
urchcoded:
The black man is crazy sha. E dy their blood everywhere. They don't care about living "quality life" they only want to have money and show off. Even in the US. The black man is the only race that sprays money at parties and do crazy stuff like pour money inside the toilet and flush it. The black man no believe say em go get money, he is surprised that he has money and hence, spends it irrationally. Say whatever you like. Nonsense and 300 million cows
u are on point but unfortunately you are also a black man.
Crime / Re: Police Might Deploy A Lie Detector As Chidinma Ojukwu Denies Killing Super TV CE by hokafor(m): 9:52pm On Jul 13, 2021
Which investigation are they talking about,, I somehow believed the prostitute side of the story, how can this girl kill a full grown man. If the police are not stupid they should know that, maybe is all setup from someone at the top.
Travel / Re: See The Tallest Hotel In Port Harcourt: Pictures & Video by hokafor(m): 6:22pm On Jul 13, 2021
lol Skyscraper of garden City.

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Crime / Re: Bandits Abduct Emir Of Kajuru, Alhassan Adamu, 12 Other Family Members In Kaduna by hokafor(m): 10:13am On Jul 11, 2021
When are they going to go for buhari
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Vows To Complete Osisioma Flyover, Eziukwu, Others Soon by hokafor(m): 10:46am On Jul 10, 2021
This shameless drunk, is it not the same flyover wike has built over 9 and counting. You are here mumuring . Abians should get this man put a tire on his neck and do the needful.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Holds Umbrella To Cover Himself, 2 Others (Photo) by hokafor(m): 10:37am On Jul 10, 2021
The man is scared of the atrocities he has been commiting with his oga ,he doesn't want anyone getting very close to him . I heard he now drives himself.
Romance / Re: Man Boldly Collects Girl’s Phone Number In Her Father's Presence (Video) by hokafor(m): 3:30pm On Jul 08, 2021
Lol there is nothing I will not read here. So u have collected the phone number okay turn the digits to reflect on your bank account.
Religion / Re: Women Looking Sexy Is Not A Sin - Pastor Says As He Reveals He Loves Waist Beads by hokafor(m): 12:30pm On Jul 08, 2021
Pervert, do you also like G-string? I pity the lunatics that call u man of God
Politics / Re: Malami Replies Kelechi Madu On Nnamdi Kanu by hokafor(m): 6:45pm On Jul 07, 2021
This charge and bail is teaching a queens counsel(QC) Law. Keep making a mocery of your self

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Romance / Re: Am I Normal ?... Am Too Shy by hokafor(m): 3:55pm On Jul 07, 2021
sweetshisha:
cool



You are an introvert , no big deal.

In other to help yourself you must set a goal daily to speak with a lady or two daily, try simple lines like " excuse me, do you stay around here, I like your looks, can I have your number, can we be friends" highest she'll say No, or walk off.. but slowly you'll start getting over the sense of embarassment and start replacing it with jokes like " She no even fine sef" , "girl wey I won manage"


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Lol, you self be champion for the game.
Politics / Re: Bandits Tsauwa In Katsina, Kill 19, Set Houses Ablaze by hokafor(m): 8:47pm On Jul 06, 2021
Buhari brothers are really angry, maybe he is yet to pay them their monthly allowance.
Health / Re: Man Hangs Himself In Daura, Katsina by hokafor(m): 5:17pm On Jul 06, 2021
Oh God ! so buhari's brothers are now doing the needful for voting a monumental into power Rest in peace I can understand your frustrations.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend's Choir Master Is Always Visiting Her, What Do I Do? by hokafor(m): 11:11am On Jul 06, 2021
Lol , it seems u are the intruder here they visit each other till midnight, I m sure the choir master will be asking your so called girl friend why u are disturbing them.

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Education / Re: Cut-Off Marks Into Unity Schools: 134 For South-East, Anambra 139, 2 For Zamfara by hokafor(m): 10:30am On Jul 06, 2021
What that means is that the brain of an average northener is like that of a chimpanzee compare to that of an average southerner. A chimp and human beings can never be the same in intems of intellectual reasonings
Crime / Re: Ifeanyi Okeke, AutoEase CEO, Murdered In Enugu In Front Of His 7-Year-Old Son by hokafor(m): 9:58am On Jul 06, 2021
I felt for the loved ones he left behind, but then the salient question will be what prompted the well organized assassination.
Romance / Re: Is It Wrong For A Married Lady To Cook For Her Ex In His House by hokafor(m): 8:05pm On Jul 04, 2021
Funny question, I m sure u know the answer but tell me what else did u do to her after that delicious meal. Some women are stupid
Religion / Re: Woman Fights Pastor Who Tried To Lay His Hands On Her At A Church Event (Video) by hokafor(m): 11:18am On Jul 04, 2021
All this arrangee pastors, maybe he is yet to pay the woman complete that was the reason the woman refused to fall under anointing.
Politics / Re: Fire Service Workers To Start Carrying AK-47, Other Firearms by hokafor(m): 10:24am On Jul 04, 2021
Fire service that hardly respond to emergency, arming them with a gun will amount to creating another monster or replica of Nigeria police , they will start road blocks and ' anything for the boys' l
Politics / Re: DSS Butchered Saheed Adisa 'Adogan' After 48 Bullets Failed To Penetrate - ICYMI by hokafor(m): 11:41pm On Jul 03, 2021
That your native doctor should have given you a charm that will make you invisible in the event of such emergency.
Politics / Re: Adamu Garba: Nigeria Cannot Break, It's A Lie by hokafor(m): 7:54pm On Jul 03, 2021
What is it with all this abokis about Nigeria break up or not. immediately u mention Nigeria break they start shiting on their boby

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Politics / Re: Adamu Garba: Nigeria Cannot Break, It's A Lie by hokafor(m): 7:53pm On Jul 03, 2021
What is it with all this abokis about Nigeria break up or not. umm u mention Nigeria break they start shiting on their boby

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Prince William & Harry Unveil Princess Diana's Statue (Pictures) by hokafor(m): 10:47pm On Jul 01, 2021
I can imagine how emotional they will feel, the love of mother and child.
Politics / Re: CJN Orders Justice Olasunbo To Retake Oath After Mentioning Allah by hokafor(m): 7:29pm On Jun 28, 2021
Lo,l useless woman is her type that will be calling her pastor daddy and her husband be like a house boy to her.
Family / Re: How To Check The Expiry Date Of Your Gas Cylinder To Avoid Explosion by hokafor(m): 7:40pm On Jun 23, 2021
Why must they write the expiry date in such a confusing manner why not write them in an orderly manner that any one can clearly understand.

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Crime / Re: Inspector Nathaniel Manasseh Arrested For Gunrunning And Renting Riffles (Photo) by hokafor(m): 4:02pm On Jun 23, 2021
Nigeria Police are very dangerous set of human beings. I kept asking my self is it that they are cursed or corruption has been institutionalised from the rank and files to the IGP. Very shameful
TV/Movies / Re: Ka3na: I Had Sex With Praise Nelson But He Didn't Last 5 Seconds by hokafor(m): 3:50pm On Jun 23, 2021
I don't care how many hours or seconds since you accepted been bleeped. On
a second thought why would I waste my time trying to please a prostitute in the name of lasting long? When gym is there to train.
Crime / Re: Kidnapper Killed In Shootout With Police On Benin-Auchi Road (Photo) by hokafor(m): 3:47pm On Jun 23, 2021
You should have use a Cutlass idiot
Travel / Re: The Beautiful Side of Aba City They Don't Talk About (See Pictures) by hokafor(m): 4:18am On Jun 23, 2021
I wonder who this person is trying to convince, Aba is a shithole no apologies instead of you to protest to your clueless leaders in Aba you are here making mockery of your self.
Family / Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by hokafor(m): 2:24pm On Jun 22, 2021
This foolish old man must you tell everyone about your so called side chick. At your age you should be a role model and mentor to Younger men. Even if you choose to do the side chick thing it should be highly coded.

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