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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Abia Governor, Ikpeazu In Umuobiakwa (PHOTOS) by hokafor(m): 5:47pm On Jul 23, 2022
Obi please don't let me change my mind oo, what business did you have with this symbolic failure. People like this are best visited at night .
Politics / Re: 10 Kidnapped Nasarawa Police Officers Rescued by hokafor(m): 10:16pm On Jul 21, 2022
Lol, my question is how many were the kidnappers in number, that they were able to overpower ten armed police men. Very shameful
Politics / Re: 2023: Real Reasons I Must Win Presidential Election – Tinubu by hokafor(m): 9:13pm On Jul 20, 2022
Bobo Chicago no dey give up untill the last fight
Politics / Re: CAN Disowns Fake Bishops At Shettima’s Unveiling by hokafor(m): 7:48pm On Jul 20, 2022
How can these people that looks like the escapees from kuje prison be called Bishops.

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Celebrities / Re: Apostle Chibuzor Makes Offer To Two Ladies Fighting Over Kenneth Aguba by hokafor(m): 4:35pm On Jul 20, 2022
wwf championship has just started for Jobless and desperate men
Family / Re: Nigerian Man in US Whose Wife Threw Him Out His Own Home Speaks (vid) by hokafor(m): 8:11pm On Jul 19, 2022
Lol, I will only take u serious when u stop that ur fake accent.but u said both of u own the house. Go to court or rather come back to Nigeria and summons her to Amadioha/sango uwill surely get justice.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Marries His Husband In The USA. by hokafor(m): 6:14pm On Jul 19, 2022
Which one is the husband ,I meant the one that his anus is being bleeped .God punish both of you.i wonder what can make a man to start feeling attracted to a fellow man,when all the beautiful girls are there
Politics / Re: Do Nigerian Politicians Eat In Each Other’s House? by hokafor(m): 9:38pm On Jul 10, 2022
Femi is a longer throat, once he is seated the next thing that would cross his mind is food.

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Family / Re: Why Do Poor Parents Have More Children Than Rich Parents? (pictures) by hokafor(m): 11:36pm On Jun 30, 2022
Nazgul:
Rich parents don't have time, most do jobs that are time consuming. While growing up during my primary school days, I had friends who tell me they see their dads once or twice in a month because of the nature of his job. They give up so much to ensure that their family gets the best.

They practice family planning cos they know what it costs to train a child from nursery School to university. They sit down and discuss how many kids they'll have and how the intend to reserve funds for their welfare.

The poor man on the other hand doesn't care, he prefers to blame everyone around him for his predicament, in some cases it's the hard-working wife who he beats and insults that's feeding him and the family.

He thinks only about sex and nothing more. He's so lazy and spends most of the productive hours of the day drinking on credit. The only achievement he can boast of is his ever consistent erection which he uses on his wife day and night to breed babies like pigs. In fact most of their quarrels would be sex related because at some point the wife would get tired but he wouldn't.

Family planing is alien to him, all he knows is that he has paid his wife's bride price so she must open leg for him. He sends his national team of children to various uncles and aunts across the nation to serve as Nwa Boy and house help not because he wants them to have quality education but to reduce the running cost of the home. Unfortunately, most get sexually molested.

That's why you see poor people with so many children.
LOL, you are very funny

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Culture / Re: 40 American Students Take Igbo Names After Tracing Ancestry To Igboland by hokafor(m): 11:27pm On Jun 30, 2022
No crack head or homeless person is welcome to the great Igbo kingdom.u can not trust this Americans before they start using here as a dumping ground .
Politics / Re: Udensi: Governor Ikpeazu's Vacation In Turkey Display Of Insensitivity by hokafor(m): 4:13pm On Jun 30, 2022
pacesetting:
The award for the most useless governor in Nigeria goes to ...
To fake Doctor okezie ikpeazu.

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Properties / Re: Three-Storey Building Collapses In Port Harcourt (Photos) by hokafor(m): 10:15pm On Jun 29, 2022
Neroiam:
This building try nau...

It's been over 20yrs I'd anticipated the collapse.

There are still others like this in Port Harcourt.
you mean when a building is more than 20 years it should be collapsed.
Politics / Re: Marketers Notify FG On Planned Fuel Price Hike, Queues Persist by hokafor(m): 9:04am On Jun 24, 2022
subsidywise18:


So you want the marketers to keep on selling at a loss, and not being able to pay their transport costs because ...cheap fuel.

They transport that cheap fuel via diesel trucks. Cost of diesel has gone up. Transport costs paid by government are not able to cover the resultant cost....so either government takes your salary money and pays for the extra cost...or faces reality and allows an increase in prices.
my brother some Nigerians has lost their sense of reasoning. He expects the markets to keeping losing their capital.

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Politics / Re: Your State And Who You Are Supporting For The 2023 Election by hokafor(m): 8:16pm On Jun 18, 2022
In Abuja here , every sane Nigerian is obident

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Politics / Re: Throwback Video Of Peter Obi Declining When Mbaka Asked Him For Money by hokafor(m): 2:32am On Jun 17, 2022
Still beats my imagination why the Catholic Church hierarchies still call this jester one of their own or is there something we don't no.
Politics / Re: Tinubu And Osinbajo Disqualified From APC Primaries? - Farooq Kperogi by hokafor(m): 6:03pm On Jun 03, 2022
Faber:
grin grin
We don comot from the Book of Lamentations na the Book of Revelations we dey so.

Revelations 1:1
"Behold I see an old man dressed in white apparel trekking alone. I asked the Angel where is he going"

Revelations 1:2
"The Angel said to me, he is trekking to Iragbiji, his friends have abandoned him, for he prides himself as the king maker from the South"
but waitoo why would a king maker nursing the Ambition to make himself a king.
Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph: Big Bumbum Cannot Keep A Man by hokafor(m): 4:04am On Jun 03, 2022
Zonefree:
Just don't know why I don't find this baby whale attractive undecided
we are on this page bro, I will not sleep with her at gun point
Politics / Re: Atiku Hosts Ikpeazu In His Abuja Home: Pictures by hokafor(m): 4:00am On Jun 03, 2022
Atiku you have committed a crime by allowing this symbol of failure into your house .
Politics / Re: Samuel Uche: Army Queries Methodist Prelate Over Soldiers' Involvement In Kidnap by hokafor(m): 10:39pm On Jun 01, 2022
To me there are no clear difference between nija army and the high way kidnappers, the samee modus of operation the man is not far from the truth.

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Politics / Re: Wike Yet To Congratulate Atiku Despite Pledging To Support PDP Primary Winner by hokafor(m): 12:26pm On May 29, 2022
stanluiz:
A governor that is carrying matchete. What did you expect ?

Wike lack the class and the criteria to be a president. Atiku, saraki, obi, Tambuwal and even Udom are more presidential than Wike.

Maybe we can vote him as president of National road transport work union grin
lol, his their national patron
Politics / Re: Wike Yet To Congratulate Atiku Despite Pledging To Support PDP Primary Winner by hokafor(m): 12:23pm On May 29, 2022
Lol ,he is heading to supreme court to do the usual thing
Religion / Re: 31 Dead In Kings Assembly Church Stampede In Rivers State by hokafor(m): 3:51pm On May 28, 2022
I Weeping for this country. U can imagine some people just sent to early grave because of daily bread.
Politics / Re: Court Clears Jonathan To Contest Presidency by hokafor(m): 2:49pm On May 27, 2022
Jonathan again , there will be no much difference is as good as continuation from where the monumental failure buhari stops
Celebrities / Re: Come & Rescue Me My Lord - Okorocha Prayed When EFCC Stormed His House by hokafor(m): 6:03pm On May 25, 2022
Is he afraid to sleep a few night in custody, shame on you crying like a woman in labor. Never seen a coward like this woman.lol

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Nairaland / General / Re: 14 Things That Cause Regret At Old Age! by hokafor(m): 1:41pm On May 25, 2022
sukkot:
cheesy i live my life with no regrets. i embrace all my choices and fuckups

but let me add one

1- being 80 years old in a nursing home in the UK beng slapped by jamaican nurse and regretting not going back home to naija where elders are respected small
you are funny

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Romance / Re: Help - I'm About To Start Dating Two Sisters (accidentally) At The Same Time. by hokafor(m): 2:31pm On May 21, 2022
questioner:


Your dad is a man, He'll understand.

And dating two sisters does not break any law in any country.

And forget that spiritual part, I spiritual pass you.

The YS does not even allow me drop her or pick her at home yet , I have to wait at a junction leading to their place.
So you have to even consider her wish here.

Why don't your rephrase that your statement about chopping?
What if I am the victim and two girls from the same family want to be chopping me. One legally, one secretly grin
perhaps u may be right, when are u contacting Jerry springer
Politics / Re: Governor Okezie Ikpeazu And Wife, Nkechi Dedicates Set Of Twins (Photos) by hokafor(m): 10:11am On May 20, 2022
This useless man, in a sane society he was suppose to be castrated.
Business / Re: Philanthropist Christopher Ndubuisi Splashes N10m On Umuawulu Entrepreneurs by hokafor(m): 9:24am On May 18, 2022
God bless u Ikenga Awulu.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Hidden Underground City In Finland Built In Case Of Nuclear War (Pictures) by hokafor(m): 9:38pm On May 17, 2022
setobaba:
I just cried my eyes to stupor seeing this, what will happen to Africa should nuclear war start
they can all dive in the ocean
Politics / Re: Azman Airline Disowns Jamil Abubakar's Comment On Deborah's Murder by hokafor(m): 6:29pm On May 15, 2022
Fasindo:
shocked



How can u be Dangote son in-law and still be pilot, I already know he will not be working. No employment is bigger than being Dangote son inlaw, even Mr. Easy stopped singing the period he started dating Otedola daughter


All aboki are the same.
Azman did not condemn Deborah's death they just denied the staffship of the pilot which every organisation will normally do.

But emergine flying a plane whose pilot has the same view with Capt Jamil and u mistakenly cough and say blood of Jesus, he will just crash land the plane into Sahara desert.
Seems like anytime I want fly a plane I will just go nd great the pilot Asalamu alakum, once he replied Malekum Salam na to just cancel the flight to avoid stories that touch
you are funny bro, an average musilm can do unimaginable things when they hear the word "blasphemy"
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Reacts To Kpokpogri’s House Demolition, Says I’ll never sympathise by hokafor(m): 3:02pm On May 14, 2022
Are u sure this devil incarnate called toto dick is mentally okay.how can someone be happy for another person s pain
Fashion / Re: Mr Nigeria 2022 Contestants With Best Body (Photos) by hokafor(m): 8:14pm On May 12, 2022
Since when did it become a crime to
have an athletic body, which is also a requisite to good health. The Comments I m reading here are not encouraging.

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