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There z dis particular girl am trying to set her P...Girl with MAD FIGURE 8, after some few dates I realized that she z very boring..wtf!!! How could a girl like that be wasting resources...well Am done trying....As they say "Fish plenty inside River"

Dioxidane:
She bought 'ordinary' Nokia X2 packed with fufu and she's weeping? So someone that bought iPhone 6 packed with soap should hang himself, shey?

Baba all fingers re not equal.

Heart
Cos the moment the heart stop taking in air and distributing blood..ur a Deadman!

Who pays 150k to be a custom officer....To get a confirm job in d Custom u need like 1M to secure it..

caselessogbuagu:
You wont even dare do number 8 in my school.
Packet of condom? Well , girls are not allowed in boys hostel and boys are also not allowed in girls hostel. So, if you have a girl you want to chrome, you buy your condom on your way to the slaughtering ground(the crib off-k where you run things with girls) from any 'chemist'.

. Typical BU student...Baddo I hail thee!

Haters on here.....

mizjules:
Number 1 3 n 10 veery annoying!

. Hw z num 10 annoying That should even be a compliment sef.

elantraceey:
what's you guys thing with friendzone?

well it is just painful when u ve feelings for a girl and she turns u to her bestie..regardless of everytin u do, the painful part z seeing her with anoda guy...Like wtf nw If u re looking for a shoulder to cry on..Mama continue ur journey! Thanks!

elantraceey:
Nope i don't , to be honest sometimes i wish they could just stop asking me out and builda strong friendship first .


You grow pass things you know , i think i've grown pass that.

so that you will friendzone the guy abi...girls and their wahala sef.

I believe Toyota Highlander will be very classy for him...

Girls that chew gum and make one kind irritating loud noise with it can be Fing annoying...Hate that shiit to d core!

nickz:
16:when you over-emphasize on younger ones greeting you

this thing is annoying ehn

"have you greeted me today,greet me jor,you no dey greet person abi,so because you greet me for morning you no wan. greet for afternoon abi??,tell me thank you(after eating)"

i wanted to ask one lady for direction sometime ago,she looked like someone in her mid or late 30's.i approached and said "hi,excuse me ma,where is garrison street around here"

the woman replied with "so you can't greet"
this thing pain me ehn!!!
you wan chop the greeting ni??

Had this kind of experience with a policewoman..was so pissed!!!

What is her twitter handle

I know if u ve heard 9ice Jigi jigi.u wont include him..Jesse and Vectot re d boss.

horlabiyi: I'm sorry to tell you this op. Most of those foreign artiste you are seeing as music lords sing trash too. Just listen to the likes of Lil Wayne,Rick Ross,2chainz etc all they talk about is Womanliness,weed,booty and clubbing. Though there are some artiste that always kill the lyrics like Bruno Mars and co. Respect to the likes of 2face,Jesse Jags,Vector,Olamide,Reminisce,9ice and their mama Asa.

sure I will:-D

Emmaesty: Glad i could be of help..... Make sure u do something about the dark spots oh

Oooh yes! Am using d hydrocordisone cream...Thanks alot..

Emmaesty: How is your face now? Any improvements?

That formation nah nonsense..people wey dey use 5 defenders sef dey chop.ham..I knew this wah gonna happen..Preseason nah nonsense abeggy

Deepfreezer: Eiyaaaaaah. 3-5-2 is a suicide formation hahahaha take heart.

nah killer

mukina2: bros easy na

the ride z XXXy...

it is like wearing bikini to the beach..am i right??

i go for MESUT OZIL...Fresh guy!

it seems i know that skul

anikemoses: Day waterman along Abeokuta express way

Abroad isnt d way out to everything expect u ve somebody there that z going to monitor ur kids.
Hope u get wat am trying.to say

nigerianvenom: bros,u killed me with dis solo point of urs.
as i said earlier,wen i left they "assumed low key"secondary school in jss3 to a high profile boarding secondary school frm ss1 through 3,my performance dropped,my interpersonal relationship with most of my dudes in my ex school dropped and i hated myself but could do nothing.in my boarding school,u dont wash ur plates nor ur school uniforms,etc,did it helped me?no.
its a mistake my parent made and i cant repeat it

that was then now

redcliff: Ha..in my time i think i paid about 14k..per term..that was expensive to me though.

that money z much oo..well skul business z d best though.

MaGenT77: Daywaterman college students pay 4.2-4.4m the school is before Abeokuta (inward right side of the road) owned by former gtb boss now dead tho.

kinda expensive

redcliff: Is loral expensive? I did my js1 there...

No chill for this ladies though..

i dont tink ve heard of it before

MaGenT77: DAYWATERMAN COLLEGE

let me take you to the alter now, or what do think

ivyy: Oshey

By the way am saving money for the Lexus RX330…So that Escalade will ve to chill!!!

Mehn u re so pretty....I dont mind hooking up to u..No time to check time

ivyy: And so
Who asked you
Shiooor

HarrveySpecter: There's one in Ogun, forgotten the name. In a village there fa! Pays way more than all this listed.

Laural or Mercyland College