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l this na long thing, only two rule will make you see heaven.

Worship God truthfully
Be good to others.

don't know which law is greater than those two

obaje bi owo osi

ss3 but class I hate most na jss3.

uncle ajala made jss3 worse for me, he beat me one day, my shadow left and ran away.

congrat to her

I pray Nigeria experience same before God blow siren

watching bad movie

[quote author=DateMynd44 post=59422261][/quote]weldone

Mrjo:
when are u going? I won send u massage.

kovoki land, wanna go and meet Mr Bone's

Firefire:
Son of perdition, I dey as always.

which office are you working from now, PDP office or yolicom office

Firefire:
The dullard should resume immediately.
Sai Barber!

son of anger you still dey nairaland ?
long time ooo

we never really appreciate what we have until we lose it.

Nairalander you better start appreciating me before I go join your ancestors

and there will be a time even the horniest man wount wanna have sex with you.

paper money making women have orgasm since Adam chop apple

hmmmmmm this days people no fear to rob God.
thank God no by human, DRM for don kidnap and Ransome him

Yes same way for breast work and pussy work.

if you change one thing he secretly love, then you are stylishly pushing him out to Fish

they have been "SASHED"

she must be a serial farting machine

trigger men done dey get liver to ply their wares in public.
first ozobulu now Alabama.

but I still think for an assassin to come after you then there are 90% chance you had ur hand in the bad cookie pot.

anyway rest in peace and greet my girlfriend dad, tell him after all the warning and threatening he gave me before death. I still fvck, shag,collabo and screw her daughter

mtcweee

there will be a time when flashing money to lady will make her have an orgasm

ayanma, you wan even do gayism na someone fat and robust you wan do am with ?
ayanma
you know see guys like weirdmc, nneka and ASA

Justiceleague1:
hypocritical tribalist and a nepa-bill degree holding illiterate. Not SURPRISE kwa

more word but still no message passed.
abeg swerve, gat better human to reply

Justiceleague1:
there aint no difference between a racist and a tribalist,a hypocritical tribalist like you at that

so if your pastor castigate you for wrong doing, he is automatically guilty of the wrong

Ugosample:
You have a point

I have two self

the shopkeeper is not different from a certain type that get angry when their ward brings anoda tribe for marriage.

shoutout to the Yoruba's who has been conquering all tribe with marriage in the world, by 2050 we will have Yoruba Chinese minister


make I go chop jare

ELKHALIFAISIS:
bros you dey look whom u go take shine for Nairaland... e no work

will you send the money to my account instead. ur choice. either meet me at obalende police station or send the money

To who it may concern.
Am in need of a roommate.

Qualification

she must be a female
under 30
body count not more than 3
must be busty
Must be jobless
must be ugly
send your CV to my whatsapp NO

after paying over 7 hundred thousand for bride price, you cum still cheat on me.

someone should call the police because I wan kill person.

Livefreeordieha:
brodaly nor be lie oooo.. That tiny sored lips don save and destroy empires oooo... Something wey go tempt old man to do small pikin.. End him career.. Put am for jail? Something wey go Make Pápa kill son? Something wey go Make Pápa run leave wife and kids? Something wey dey make 2 twin kill themselves? Nations and tribes fight? Something wey be say as me and u never know sef so.. For this nairaland.com if u follow me drag babe na die u take dey play .. Is dat not an Oracle That sore matter dey weak

I give up

ELKHALIFAISIS:
count me out with SARS but I will prefer black market, I prefer a concealed workable AK47 with 2 Magazine fully loaded, full payment on delivery

come meet me for obalende police station. I will sell am for you

jagugu88li:
Early 20's You are asking a lady her age...........kids of today.

*claps and throws hands*

how old re you ancestor since you think you are older than everybody you come across

Livefreeordieha:
true naaa.. Why do u think our ancestors refer to it as an Oracle.. An everlasting sore.. Fresh from inception till eternity.. E nor dey heal.. .. It brings and takes life at will.. .. Nó man wey é nor fit fall or rise.. Hailings to all dá pussiessss in dá house.. Singing salutations oooo

hahahaahaha u don craze man. u re the baddest. am sharing this