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Health › Re: I Think I Am Dying! And I Can't Stop It!! by holatin(m): 1:55pm On Aug 09, 2017
apart from your shrinking body size, do u feel unhealthy ?

if no, live in peace.

maybe you are going back to the fated size God planned for you.
Health › Re: Australian Woman Swallowed Her Braces Wire 10 Years Ago And Didn’t Know (Photo) by holatin(m): 12:56pm On Aug 09, 2017
she is a swallower not a spitter
TV/Movies › Re: BBC Staff Caught Watching A Sex Scene During Live News Broadcast - See Video by holatin(m): 11:46am On Aug 09, 2017
Segun arinze full this world oooo, they fit see a baby in the womb with naked eyes.
Celebrities › Re: 1960 First Nigeria's Openly Gay Man From Imo State Is Bobrisky Role Model by holatin(m): 9:22am On Aug 09, 2017
the devious illness don dey Nigeria tey tey
Travel › Re: Drama At Lagos Airport As Abandoned Bag Causes Scare by holatin(m): 9:19am On Aug 09, 2017
Onnasucs1:
Seun are you paying these guyshuh
yes per seconds
Travel › Re: Drama At Lagos Airport As Abandoned Bag Causes Scare by holatin(m):
maybe another Jane doe with no memory but with tattoo is inside the bag

#BLINDSPOT
Travel › Re: Drama At Lagos Airport As Abandoned Bag Causes Scare by holatin(m): 9:03am On Aug 09, 2017
huhhuhhuhhuh

Nigeria no good but nobody wan die
Crime › Re: Photos Of Smuggled Suvs Worth N1.374billion Intercepted By Nigeria Customs. by holatin(m): 8:32am On Aug 09, 2017
ask saraki,,he may know the smuggler or smugglers involve
Crime › Re: Photos Of Smuggled Suvs Worth N1.374billion Intercepted By Nigeria Customs. by holatin(m): 8:32am On Aug 09, 2017
am back oooo

Thanks to God wey make me dey alive today.

thanks to my dad wey no use condom when he wan sleep with my mum 20 something years ago.

thanks to my mama wey no abort the belle.

thanks to OGA Samuel a nairanlander wey kidnap me since Saturday to his site. God overbless you sir.

thanks to seun for creating this forum, which made a stranger called me for work.

thanks to me too wey God give brain to perform wonder on someone site

and thank you too for sharing my comment huh huh huh
Celebrities › Re: 'I Have No Time To Drop Diss Track For Anyone' - Reekado Banks by holatin(m): 9:47pm On Aug 07, 2017
moufan:
hahaha,name 5 artistes in nigeria that are better than reekado banks presently.

haters will always hate


nonsense
he is sack pls deal with it
Romance › Re: Is It Necessarily I Must Propose To Her Openly by holatin(m): 1:21pm On Aug 04, 2017
thepussyhunter:
lol
thats why i'm sorry na cheesy cheesy cheesy

person cannor play with u again

i'm sorry really....
is that how you use to do huhhuhhuh
we cool jare, no yawa
Crime › Re: Shocking Confession Of Policeman Held For Robbery (photo) by holatin(m): 1:12pm On Aug 04, 2017
police - the thief with government backings
Romance › Re: Is It Necessarily I Must Propose To Her Openly by holatin(m): 12:46pm On Aug 04, 2017
ProudtobeaMUMUM:
Mazi cownu child, enemy of state
am Yoruba hediot.
done replying you pig
Romance › Re: Is It Necessarily I Must Propose To Her Openly by holatin(m): 12:42pm On Aug 04, 2017
ProudtobeaMUMUM:
Shut up dude, today is head hitting day, and who are you bowing down to
re you blind to see in the quoted post dat its God and God alone.

swerve jare
Celebrities › Re: 'I Have No Time To Drop Diss Track For Anyone' - Reekado Banks by holatin(m): 12:41pm On Aug 04, 2017
Rex123:
See this imp, good for nothing useless child from a worthless LovePeddler. Cant you comprehend? I can't wait my time on a useless fellow like you! Have a nice life wit!
tell your mum to tell you who your father is.
son of a thousand father
Romance › Re: Is It Necessarily I Must Propose To Her Openly by holatin(m): 12:40pm On Aug 04, 2017
thepussyhunter:
well your attempt at joking or being sarcastic was awfully poor M0R0N!! cheesy cheesy cheesy

sorry once again..........we cool bro? grin grin
gat no problem with you but we ain't cool cus you attack me when my comment isn't meant for you.

you could ve read and let me be
Career › Re: Chemical Engineering Graduate Sells Smoked Catfish - Pictures by holatin(m): 12:38pm On Aug 04, 2017
jmaxjohn:
Not your fault! You're mentally numb to what slay queen really means. Google it.
ur people are mentally numb
Christianity Etc › Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by holatin(m): 12:05pm On Aug 04, 2017
matrix600:
But the nigga said his invisible friend opened the door for him.. Explain that part
he came back
I meant to say he became visible not opened
Music/Radio › Re: Nairalanders, What Is Your Current Ringtone? by holatin(m): 11:44am On Aug 04, 2017
stilldoingokay:
no no no, pls �� am a lady
a lot of guys will mistakenly drop at your bus stop if your phone rang and it blared Bleep me hard
Nairaland General › Re: Four Dead As Explosion Rocks Anambra by holatin(m): 11:42am On Aug 04, 2017
Neminc:
Me, fight ke? I no get morale o. I go just dey here dey read news dey clap for the people wey dey win
hahahaha u be oolé
Nairaland General › Re: Four Dead As Explosion Rocks Anambra by holatin(m): 11:41am On Aug 04, 2017
adamlawal:
hahahaahaha....abeg make una no kill me......I just dey watch una but I just hope kanu children will leave UK n join the struggle, and not we Nigerians struggling alone.
hahahaha KANU himself will be missing in action when war start
Business › Re: Despite Recession, Cement Companies Report Over N570 Billion by holatin(m): 11:39am On Aug 04, 2017
alexistaiwo:
Selfish being so it is only human beings that can readhuh

Why no spare a little prayer for the jinns also reading this. grin
if I slap you eeh, you will be menstruating from your navel.
Romance › Re: Is It Necessarily I Must Propose To Her Openly by holatin(m): 11:37am On Aug 04, 2017
thepussyhunter:
see what you wrote up there you M0R0N

"when shes not my pastor"

meaning only your pastor (whether male or female pastor) you could kneel down for


all these twisted nigerians who dont know what religon and christainity is but go about doing shiiiiiiii


why wont these so called pastors and religious leaders continue to use ur sorry lifes when they know you see them as gods kneeling and bowing to them calling them daddy and other shiiii all because they call themselves pastors........



Anyways its no business of mine

sorry for calling you a slowpoke earlier and in dis comment



know that comment you made on kneeling is stupid sha

have a nice day ahead
now i see you re really depressed. is it every comment you ve to quote.

a lot of comment are to elicit laughter nothing serious about it.

I am a Muslim, its against my religion to bow down for anybody apart from God.


so you see who da slowpoke is ?
Celebrities › Re: 'I Have No Time To Drop Diss Track For Anyone' - Reekado Banks by holatin(m): 11:34am On Aug 04, 2017
Rex123:
All this idiots slamming a guy trying to make a living, which Nigerian artiste isn't wack? Only a few make sense and they are not appreciated cos mumus like you would rather play or listen to a wack song. Then you will come here and criticise another wack artiste !
reekado brother and ass licker, u are a stupid cursed fellow.
Romance › Re: We Allowed Lesbians Rule Us Out!! by holatin(m): 11:32am On Aug 04, 2017
Kowor:
Your eye, sense and brain dey pain at once, if you no see F.
huh so my mention is worth replying.

howdy
Romance › Re: Is It Necessarily I Must Propose To Her Openly by holatin(m): 9:40am On Aug 04, 2017
thepussyhunter:
M0R0N!!!!
like your papa abi
Music/Radio › Re: Nairalanders, What Is Your Current Ringtone? by holatin(m): 9:40am On Aug 04, 2017
stilldoingokay:
I just download the song. chenake how could that song be your ringtone
nice beat and controversial especially if you are in a crowded bus
Nairaland General › Re: Four Dead As Explosion Rocks Anambra by holatin(m): 8:39am On Aug 04, 2017
Neminc:
Mtcheeew!! I ran down here thinking the new Biafra war has started. Let me go back to my mojo film, I need to release some excess akamu in my body
hahahahaha who will you be fighting for ?

Nigeria or Biafra ?
Nairaland General › Re: Four Dead As Explosion Rocks Anambra by holatin(m): 8:37am On Aug 04, 2017
Rip to the dead.

now scared of going closer to my I pass my neigbour gas cooker self, abeg any nairalander dey around abule egba side make u cum help Me off am.

will prefer a lady cus they re stronger huhhuhhuh
Romance › Re: Ever Imagined What Your Wedding Night Is Going To Be Like? by holatin(m): 8:37am On Aug 04, 2017
yeah we will be watching an horror movie while sipping a strong wine on a bed
Romance › Re: Is It Necessarily I Must Propose To Her Openly by holatin(m):
do as spirit direct you

any lady wey expect me to propose in public is on a long thing, or expect me to kneel down when you are not my pastor.

infact e fit be say na 4 naira text message I go use propose self.

who get time for FEFERITY huh
Nairaland General › Re: Help Needed: I Had Sex With My Girl And She Was Wider by holatin(m): 8:32am On Aug 04, 2017
ladies and gentlemen, another brethren has carry soak away huhhuhhuhhuh

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