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Deeypeey:
lolz...o n gba lara mi!...emi Olorun n gba lara mi!!!

name of the skit

CaroLyner:
Mine was sarcasm.

kk ma'am

Safiaa:
Very.

let me see ow much

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I am creating this thread based on how some nairalander responded to a comment from mologi when she used the word "good people" for one person on this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/3732490/bisolas-fans-react-un-ambassadorial

she is right with her statement.

Reason why a lot of people don't know is dat

1) we will rather castigate people instead of correcting them.

2) a lot of us watch only our local made movie,

trust me you can't learn more about the language English when you watch only Nollywood.

in fact the first way I know "good people" isn't vocal bomb is by hearing it in foreign movie especially US TV series.
I had to satisfy my curiosity by researching why the word people will be use for a person.
and that is how I came across the The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and
Unconventional English. published in 1894



Gud people (noun) is a person who can be trusted and counted on.


English isn't our language so we should take it easy and not put people down when they speak it (badly)


olawalebabs, Richiez , Fynestboi, lalasticlala

Lilyqueeny:
men can never change

and women go change abi.
they are all human with their vice

Safiaa:
Is she not a human being? She deserves to be loved regardless so i don't even know why this is news.

If a man marries based on physical appearance, he is very silly.

hmmm ow fat are you

jonaifame22:
Jus go and meet her and press her breast, and she will say "what", then press it again, if she hits ur hand and call for jungle justice then she doesn't like you. Buh if she pretends like she doesn't u're pressing her breast then that means she likes you.

U know women are very secretive

pls stop smoking weed

thaikun15:
Mine is the sound one makes when calling a dog. That sound chews up my bones

always feel like entering the ground when I hear d sound. metal rubbing each other too for me

bettydee:
Daddy,I see u o

u are kidding right

JVgal:
M

seriously

Sommyangel:
.

make I add d dot abi

kisstina:
Just passing

come back right now

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AmeeraOlawumi:
.

why only a dot ?

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OgbeniSir:
Idiot! Olodo! U think numbers lie? I worked in a bank before. That's when forensics expert auditors come in. So don't think naively

are you don rambling kid ? is there not auditors in nnpc when yakubu took a year budget from the oil revenues or people no dey wharf when a whole ship went missing.

I know you are dumb but a ship is equivalent to a 3 storey building and longer than 22 ft container in 12 times.

oya go and play

he bought a beanspie not a meatpie now

imagine !

the gods must be crazy

what a bad occurrence.

But a chance for a corrupt bank manager to cover its ass, if thief stole 5 million, he go just multiply am by 2.

Abi you get evidence that they only stole 5m.

pencil is mighter than the gun

spafu:
And we as a nation when and brought one of those passerby looking at the whole thing like mumu to give us leadership, little wonder that we to a backward trip to 1956, well make I keep kwaeet before some zombies will ravish me. After all E no kukuma concern me. Let me come and be going my thing, because i cannot come and go and kill myself over the useless bunch that make up the APC with a runaway President. Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

ur situation is hopeless seriously, wetin concern buhari and evolution of hard drive

Even when your families get problem you ve to blame buhari, your wife leave you na buhari, ur grandma die, na buhari.

wetin self ?

what will happen when you kill all snake ?
what will lalasticlala move to FP then ?

Fire for fire good in some cases

lemme eat first

hunger and mathematics is a recipes for disorientation

kennys:
interesting! Are u sure u are not the boy in that lovely story? .

lemme ask oracle

Rilwayne001:
My bros, everything is fine like fanta. Thank you sir.

u get mouth jare

Just bought a glo sim, need someone to share me data inorder to test run the speed in my area. will pay if you want.

Tanx in anticipation

Rilwayne001:
My Oga at the top

10 twale for you sir. Hope recession no scatter your side?

we dey adapt sir.
family, work and dem babes

doesn't concern me yet but the fg should do their work, people with valid document shouldnt ve problem going to uncle Sam.




There was once a hat seller who passed through
the forest.
The weather was very hot and he decided to
take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his
whole basket of hats by the side.
A few hours later, he woke up and realised that
all his hats were gone. Then he heard some
monkeys on top of the tree and looked up. To his
surprise, the tree was full of monkeys. They had
taken all his hats! The hat seller sits down and
try to think on how he could get the hats down.
He started to think and scratched his head. The
next moment, he realised that the monkeys were
doing the same thing.
Next, he took down his own hat and fanned
himself. The monkeys did exactly the same.
Then an idea struck him, he took his hat and
threw it on the floor, the monkeys did the same
too. Happily, he picked all his hats back.
** Fifty years later, one of his grandson also
became a hat seller and also got to hear the
monkey story from his grandfather.
One day, just like his grandfather, he passed
through the same forest. Feeling very hot, he
took a nap under the same tree and left the hats
on the floor.
Again like his grandfather, when he woke up, he
realised that all his hats were gone.
He looked up and found that the monkeys had
taken all his hats.
Remembering what his grandfather told him, he
started scratching his head and the monkeys
followed.
He took down his hat and fanned himself and
again the monkeys followed.
Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, he
threw his hat on the floor, but to his greatest
surprise, the monkeys still held onto all the hats..
Then one bold monkey climbed down the tree,
grabbed the hat on the floor and sneered,
"You think say Na only you get GRAND-PAPa...??
.

sod09:
hb

the pencil or the biro

slex:
Wetin de worry una.

let's ask the oracle

I wish this will deter them but a lot of them are dogs with a capital G.