₦airaland Forum

wetin concern me ?

I only watch small brothers.



Teacher : Why did you laugh?.
John : I saw a strap of your bra.
Teacher : Get out. No class for you for one
week.
[Another boy(Olayinka) laughs.]
Teacher : why did you laugh?.
Olayinka : I saw both straps.
Teacher : Get out. No class for you for one
month.
She then bends down to pick a chalk at Akpos
front desk.
* Suddenly, Akpos started walking out of the
class. *
Teacher: akpos! why are you walking out of my
class?.
Akpors : With what i saw just now, i think my
school days are over.

Rilwayne001:
Why now that I'm planning to go to the United States next week

omo aye,long time

kjigga:
I can see Nairaland girls trooping in Like....

anoda cucumber queen spotted

Cordis92:
You missed out Iceland with population of about three hundred thousands (300000) inhabitants, where their government pays immigrants for marrying their women.
I wish I were a man.

I wish I have money to go there

hilaomo:
you done spoil...even me no think reach that side,i just mistyped.

or you space book

hilaomo:
df

deep fvck

eh ya Sowi


For those of you calling yourself
mathematicians...
How many grams make an instagram ?
let me
come and be going....

TonyeBarcanista:
PDP will kick you both out if Aso Rock in 2019....

so its no longer good peoples of Nigerian but PDP.
continue


anyway I wanna sell protection, who go buy ?

let talk, and see what happen later. pin and whatsapp Number in signature

happyjolly:
K

why only k

pweetiedee:
Hi,
I need female friends too. I just moved to Lagos and am bored. I stay at Abule egba and work at otta
I need female friends from age 22-25.

will ve a gender change, if its not such a bad thing

crestedaguiyi:
He is an Sonja, thuggery is in their blood from birth

and if a stray bullet just hit you while you type this, people wount know DAT its a situation of bad things happen to bad people

is he related to zedaine ?


Your name is Adewunmi Adebayo Adeola
And u changed it to Hardeywunmi Hardebaryor
Hardeola.
# Everything starts with HARD !!
And you're complaining things are hard for
you..
Wait.. Do you think God does not understand
English?
Issokay continue

firstking01:
Those are yoruba muslims who believe in sex before marriage....christianity is not like tha, AwoL.

and you brought religion bigotry to the thread just like DAT.

take a survey kid

diva90:
That's what I want. I must be pregnant before marriage

make I send my spermm

CuteEmma:
. Somme people sha.... smh

when I saw ur comment, I know instantly DAT you are a lady

ForValour:
U wan enter nollywood abi

no na moneyhood I wan join ooo

trinity11:
You may be right, I mean from your own perception, but you fail to recognise something. your referred "pipeline" haven't you notice that whatsoever is flowing through the pipeline does not get to its destination in the presence of buhari?

it was when buhari came into power, most Nigerians know what is called 'recession' that also include is first leadership under the military regime where Nigerians faced real hunger. PPD's 16 years of steady looting and syphoning of Commonwealth, dollar was below #200/$, and people were still coping. Until 2015 general election "we" voted this man into power again and here comes same old issues of hunger and high cost in the standard of living.
In less than 2 months of his absence even though we are not where we want to be, Nigerians are happy that there is some rays of hope.

So in his presence whatever is in the pipeline will not manifest.

are you now telling me DAT assuming Jonathan won, there wount be recession and dollar would still be 160

nice one




always be patient


she just sent me a text dis afternoon say, hey
Love, i miss my period.
.
I no even wait 2 read am finish, na im i off my
fone, begin breath fast fast.
.
D next tin, i see her dey knock my door. Naim i
follow window xcape.
.
Na where i hide put 4 my backyard naim i even
say make i read her message finish.
.
I come see say i be just dey fool myself.
.
She write say, "hey love, i miss my period. D
lecture was suppose 2 be by 9am but i went by
11am. .
.
Am coming 2 ur house now 2 spend time wit u.
.
I quickly jump out begin pursue d bike wey carry
her dey go back.

nice one Mr gomina


waiting for anonimi to shed some more tears on this thread.

pls bring picture along.

maclatunji:
Simplistic submission. The changes we are seeing now are the evidence that these government's policies are starting to mature not any Acting President Osinbajo 1-month magic. Greater improvements should come when the budget is passed and implemented or are you thinking Osinbajo will execute projects out of thin air without a budget?

DAT what a lot of people don't know even educated people, government achievement is no magic, its must ve been in the pipeline before you see it manifest.

but we have 80 dumb people on internet this days, say rubbish and more dumb people will like the post

I rush go look at the op name because na tosyn2much wey like posting 10 this, 10 that.

still waiting for day he go post ten reason to marry early na then I go beat ten topic out of him.



concerning the post, we go burn the bridge when we reach there

happy birthday to a musical legend.


still wonder why old people live longer while d youth die like chicken this day.

abi we don reach end time ?

Taa na fruitless endeavour,until they are all united, all meeting are useless.

CHARLOE:
Bbn & bba has created opportunities for Nigerian youths they would hitherto not have had, to become stars: from Kevin to uti, karen, Tayo, ebuka, gideon etc the same entertainment u get from watching a film is what bbn offers u n if u don't like it plz change d channel! By d way, how many petitions have u signed against corrupt polithiefcians? Or injustice (eg tb Joshua walking free of manslaughter while Lekki gardens Md is facing prosecution). Hypocrites!

may God heal you

Danty37:
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u see ur life... U want to form... U can't even spell shame... "same"..... Shame on u... I too know dey worry u.. Shit face

and DAT noodles in your head can't discern between mistake and typing error

cooldood:
help me ask am o, as if the porn he has on his phone is not enough to satisfy his konji urge for the next 10 years... why dont u watch those porn on your phone in public places...when u get inside commercial bus for instance, open some and start watching na... awon omojatijati... wat is hypocrisy in keeping wat is not for public consumption, private... you for de walk nude na..must you wear cloth when going out...

man you ve said it all, thing no good you dey na hypocrisy, poison na poison whether e sweet while consuming or not

MarieSucre:
This shitt is getting boring. How is this your comment remotely sensible?

re you done rambling ? there is a not in my post, due to haste I mistakenly delete it