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Health › Re: 23 Natural Ways To Get Rid Of Mosquitoes In Your House by holatin(m): 7:21am On Jul 11, 2017
on your fan to the highest and if DAT no work, leave the house for dem
Celebrities › Re: Between Lynxxx And Twitter User Who Called Himout For Singing 'circular Music' by holatin(m): 7:19am On Jul 11, 2017
na circular music go put roof over his head oooo.
he is back to his origin
Crime › Re: Us Jails Nigeria’s Animasaun For $1m Wire Fraud by holatin(m): 7:16am On Jul 11, 2017
mehn seems all tribe for naija get one default for their wiring.
Igbo - drug smuggling
yoruba- scamming
hausa- lethal weapon/ homicidal maniac
I just tire
Romance › Re: Indian Man Kills Wife Over Delay In Serving Him Dinner by holatin(m): 7:14am On Jul 11, 2017
he must be related to HUNGERBAD
Romance › Re: How Old Were You When You First Had S3x? by holatin(m): 7:13am On Jul 11, 2017
let me phone a friend Sir
Sports › Re: Kanu Nwankwo Recounts How His Wife Saved His Life After Hearing His Heartbeat by holatin(m): 7:06am On Jul 11, 2017
UltraSphinx:
Bros how far na.... this one huge o
lo be small thing my bloda
Sports › Re: Kanu Nwankwo Recounts How His Wife Saved His Life After Hearing His Heartbeat by holatin(m): 6:59am On Jul 11, 2017
SmartMugu:
Oh wow. Did this happen in Nigeria?
yeah lag to be precise
Sports › Re: Kanu Nwankwo Recounts How His Wife Saved His Life After Hearing His Heartbeat by holatin(m): 10:27pm On Jul 10, 2017
thank God his wife is not an heavy sleeper like my ex. mehn she once fell asleep in the bathtub. thank God for paranoia, I for go prison for manslaughter cus wetin people go talk be say. ehya na Im boyfriend drown am
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Attack Filling Station In Anambra, Cashier Shot Dead. Graphic Pics by holatin(m): 10:26pm On Jul 10, 2017
May God save us.

innocent person wey be say na im daily bread e dey find cum jam bullet.

I tire oooo
Romance › Re: Bloody Sex? How Does It Happen? by holatin(m): 10:26pm On Jul 10, 2017
how do you expect me to diagnose the sickness without the body apart affected.

send only the pussy and the owner to me while I conduct thorough, constant and rigorous exam on them.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Having Sex? by holatin(m): 9:59pm On Jul 10, 2017
nibblealittle:
I've been caught masturbating by my sister :-(. Scarred me fo a while
weldone for putting that dirty and tantalising image in my head
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Having Sex? by holatin(m): 9:58pm On Jul 10, 2017
bigtt76:
OK naaaaa! Some sexcapades grin
oya vomit your story
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Having Sex? by holatin(m): 9:57pm On Jul 10, 2017
if you paranoid like me then there is no way you will ever be caught pant down.
more security at the door than the Nigeria treasury vault
Romance › Re: I Think My Cousin Is An Armed Robber by holatin(m): 9:55pm On Jul 10, 2017
weldone cousin, you brought my personal life on nairaland.
No let me meet you for house oooo cus you go chop groundnut be that. huh
Sports › Re: Paul Pogba Pushes Journalist Into Swimming Pool (photo) by holatin(m): 9:50pm On Jul 10, 2017
maybe they perceived some convulsiorus odour on her, so they decided to stylishly give a bath.

they must be a good public servant.

less I forget which ministry are they working ? they must be kai or lawma
Christianity Etc › Re: Juju Found At The Front Of CAC Campus Fellowship FUOYE (pic) by holatin(m):
only juju and this made news.

Apala, afro hip hop and Fuji has been placed at our mosque doorstep many tines without number and it never made news.

My Trolling start from today till.........
Romance › Re: Sex Is Not Fight: Guys Take Note Pls by holatin(m): 9:43pm On Jul 10, 2017
Lionessza:
Is he jack the ripper ?


This one is a classic if true.
o ti yawo
Romance › Re: What Are The Craziest Things You've Ever Done For Love? by holatin(m): 9:01pm On Jul 08, 2017
Apexcutie:
yeah it obvious, I heard that on radio this morning.
hahahahaha don't worry. its gonna be screen played in your dream tonite
Celebrities › Re: Princess Vitarah As A 7-Year-Old & Now. Singer Behind Popular Little Girl Meme by holatin(m): 5:30pm On Jul 04, 2017
[quote author=burkingx post=58093349][/quote]gurl u feel for ya pussy. its gonna become useless to the MAN species
Celebrities › Re: Princess Vitarah As A 7-Year-Old & Now. Singer Behind Popular Little Girl Meme by holatin(m): 4:57pm On Jul 03, 2017
burkingx:
wink
cucumber lover
Romance › Re: What Are The Craziest Things You've Ever Done For Love? by holatin(m): 1:33pm On Jun 29, 2017
Apexcutie:
old tins are past away
me old kee, I be new untouched and unpacked ooo
Romance › Re: What Are The Craziest Things You've Ever Done For Love? by holatin(m): 1:31pm On Jun 29, 2017
Hadeehart101:
I agree. But that was then, not anymore...
huh
Romance › Re: What Are The Craziest Things You've Ever Done For Love? by holatin(m): 1:31pm On Jun 29, 2017
Apexcutie:
ada is no longer a girl
hahahaha, so no more crazy gene in you
Romance › Re: What Are The Craziest Things You've Ever Done For Love? by holatin(m): 10:59pm On Jun 28, 2017
mzMerci:
Craziest thing I've done was to be a fool for love.
Used my monthly allawee to buy foodstuffs for both of us yet he slapped me cos i didnt give him out of my ponmo, i forgave him.

Borrowed him my tab wen his phone got faulty, on returning it, i found truckload of flirty messages on whatsapp, i questioned him nd he said they were mere messages, as always, i forgave him.

He chatted a female friend of his on FB and told her to hook him up wit some of her friends, i saw d messages, he said he just didnt want her to know he was in a relationship, AND i believed cos i loved him.

I sent him cash for his birthday, mine came a month after, dude said no ATM network (mayb tomorrow sha).

Didnt pick my over 15 calls one day, frm late noon till d next morning, i dropped messages on his whatsapp, he replied next day nd said he had an accident nd was in d hospital, his phone wasn't wit him so he couldn't pick nd then called me heartless. I apologised nd went back to work. Decided to check on him abt an hour later, he was going to protest unpaid salary wit his colleagues. And I'm like u said u had an accident in less than 24hrs that made u not pick my numerous calls, he never replied dt text..loool.. glad he's an ex now
send me his pics, I can make him payhuh
Romance › Re: What Are The Craziest Things You've Ever Done For Love? by holatin(m): 10:57pm On Jun 28, 2017
Preye21:
I can't say mine.... Could be the craziest and I'm not so proud of it because the guy didn't love me. He had no dim but I was so in love with him. Guys always say girls are materialistic but when they get the one that is willing to be with him through the storm. They treat her like rags. I've learned my lesson though although the love still burns down inside but I had to leave the relationship. I cried out my eyes cry cry
ehya Pele.
why I always feel like God should made intention easy to see
Romance › Re: What Are The Craziest Things You've Ever Done For Love? by holatin(m): 10:55pm On Jun 28, 2017
Apexcutie:
The craziest thing that i have done for love is to cry for one facebook lover that i never saw till to day. Each day i remember that it piss me off
sowi but now am here, let's continue where you stop
Romance › Re: What Are The Craziest Things You've Ever Done For Love? by holatin(m): 10:52pm On Jun 28, 2017
Hadeehart101:
Trekked from Barracks bus stop, Surulere to Pye house, Yaba... embarassed
gurl you are a walkerholic
Travel › Re: Annoying Things People Do In LAGOS Traffic/public Bus by holatin(m): 3:35pm On Jun 22, 2017
Tahrah:
grin grin
.
{wink}
Travel › Re: Annoying Things People Do In LAGOS Traffic/public Bus by holatin(m): 1:16pm On Jun 22, 2017
the jelilis- they drop the fart like olamide album it circulate and trend instantly.

the loud voice- imagine someone voice overshadowing the bus engine. their sound of hello is like a megaphone.

the talkatives - women, women I say women. typewriter can't type word faster and louder than some women especially market women.

the beggar- ow you go enter motor when you no get TP. wetin your leg dey for. trek for God bare

the mute- I fall in this categories, go just dey silent, over think my head off, I may not even hear you say hi to me.
Crime › Re: 3 Headless Bodies Found In 80-year-old Herbalist’s House In Osun State (photos) by holatin(m): 12:56pm On Jun 22, 2017
oake:
If u gree 10 naira, pm me.
e gree, cum meet me for sambisa forest
NYSC › Re: Corpers Sensitize Secondary School Students About HIV In Ogun (Photos) by holatin(m): 12:53pm On Jun 22, 2017
free HIV test should be included though a lot of the student go disappear on the test day
Family › Re: Five Things You Did As A Child by holatin(m): 12:47pm On Jun 22, 2017
Daddy and mummy huh

freeze and overthink every time an aeroplane pass overhead.

eat more sugar than salt.

put tooth paste on brush, lick 90% and brush with 10%

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