₦airaland Forum

I go rob bank

ceeethru:
sole loser!

olodo why nt call am shoe loser. Na sore loser

This land is nt for sale beware of my step son se.un and his friend lalastiklala

D man whose manhood lives on after his death

As my yoruba do say, omode adagba, agbalagba ma darugbo.

Wetin go cum happen 2 arugbo ?
Answer dat in the front of an old man/woman at ur own peril

All those chinese get war history lyk die

Give me better sauce

carmag:
hmm... government interference on this scheme is enough to bring it to untimely death and if I were one of the participants these threats is more than enough for me to pull out to avoid story that touchs the heart

pull out kee.
Mmm na unprotected sex

I need their help line cus i want them 2 investigate my pastor.
E just bought a bugatti as a full time pastor, even non of d church member get BU nt 2 talk of GATTI

I no know when nigerian turn acid and base. Na so so react dem dey react

Firefire:
I blame Buhary....

pele

Traditional baptism
wake me when traditional holy i mean unholy communion start

Firefire:
FAKE prophecy, FAKE Prophets, FAKE politicians.


FAKE Government headed by a FAKE, outdated and useless man.

hope u don use ur anti-aggressive drug.

Abeg give me bread, na sumtin go kill man

The rate wey dem dey leave kitchen and other room to discuss politics this day is alarming, i pray make hunger and HARD ON no kill man.

Lemme go buy chain b4 iya kabira leave my own kitchen too.

Hapi birthday

heh see FKK side chic, truly ojukwu is dead but FFK dick Bleep on.

*dodge stone*

(trouble searching mode activated )

NaijaEfcc:
hahahaha next time make una dey vote Apc hahahaha imagine been homeless in this recession!! you kno say u don buy job when Apc is ur president and APC is ur Governor, na double wahala for dead body, Chai wicked and heartless people

ur stupidity no get part 2, according 2 building regulation in lagos, ur fense must be 75 m far 4rm d road, even the british use 9.14m and another use 30ft.
Why do you think its so ?
Stop sprewing rubbish if you dnt ve anything 2 say. Even pdps state has theirs

Dsrooftiles:
Oga oooo

Shey na the itesiwaju Eko wey ambode promise be this..
When all the poor turn homeless...

Mr Ambode continue.. God watching you in 5D....

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and u don talk sense be dat, d lagos building plan say 75m distance 4rm road, assuming does house followed d rule, will their house extention be demolish ?
Lets be reasonable and support any government who tries 2 develop our city.

MrCork:
.arrrh...ok .bro..so you date men with tribal mark as loooong as its not thick..correct?...aintbein gay there in Nigeria sopose to be 14 years prison?...WE ARE CONFUSE!!

cover my anus with d blood of jesus ?
Talking in a different suitation

If it move closer than that wetin go happen ?
Planning 2 hitch a ride out of naija d next time

Remembered a boss of mine wey go dey down, cum dey dictate ow i should do a work on a 5 storey building scaffolding, d man go dey shout instruction 4 ground and disagreeing on what he no see or know.
Na so i vex, shouted back say oga shey o ma wa gun oke (boss maybe you should climb up) and dem no born am well. He is fat like wtf.
If e climb, na RIP be dat

Those first class no be beans ooo, nt lyk those earn in most private university.
If davido cum ui, 8 class lower sef e no go fit carry....lol

amross16:
The scars were not thick, he had a thin line on each upper cheek. I kind of liked them. He was not the most handsome, but was well-dressed, cultured, educated, nice and generous (Yoruba). That man would cook all types of Nigerian food for me. I could have gotten married to him--but he married a Nigerian woman. I attended his wedding. It is what it is.

eh ya.
Assuming u guy got married, will you allow do dat ur children ? If ur opinion is asked b4 d deed

This is harsh

Kilode

Breast is now shown like id card did days

If I catch poverty, I go murder am and bury am 60000 feet deep

Jericho has fallen

As long as e no thick like sanyeri own

drmikeadams:
una still dey find that pendulum clock??

yeah

[quote author=Enochman post=51066892][/quote]no be small tin