₦airaland Forum

Licking her plate nko

As long its each other and nt sum innocent citizen, i cant lose any sleep about it.
Call me cruel if you like

cekhoe:
then when you sleep in the afternoon, try no to sleep on time at night, and when you want to sleep, you can get Shea butter and massage your self, if you have no one to do it for you

tanx a million, gonna try tonite

cekhoe:
it actually depends on the source of the insomnia, but since most are stress related, calming the nerve is the trick, which massage does well, but I also heard some guys jerk off to get a good sleep too

my mind just dont hibernate sumtime, its worse if i sleep in d afternoon even if its 5 minute, dats is equal 2 4 hours of staring at d ceiling

madjune:
Holatin my guy.
I no see your BBM again.

same here,readd me pls

cekhoe:
maybe your babe fit help you try, you will be surprised how good hands can relax the nerves especially with good ointment or Shea butter, there are safer ways to deal with insomnia than popping pills, its not good for your health

pls can you list such way ?

benzzyno:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ..walahi na only God go punish oo.. anyways incase the designer the read dis ur comment i bliv say him or her go meet this ur requirements in the next productions. oboi! 62k?..e be like say na lion skin them use make d clothe oo..them just paint am green.

i tire

dmostcheerful:
Just cucumber.
I have lots in my fridge why the duck is my name not on wiki?

lemme video u

Where d sauce

Give me gud sauce and a physical evidence i.e VDO

Will it change colour each day ? Will it clean itself when dirty ? Does it have airbag incase of accident ? Is it fire resistant ? Does it have parachute ?
If not, then never advertise such 2 me

fuckerholic:
Foolish islamic bigot.you are typing reading and writing because of western education instead of your arabic that takes you people (moslems) to nowhere rather ends you up in indoctrinatiion and terrorism but you forgot that BOKO IS HARAM

i thought you could argue constructively but dat hateful nature of yours wount make you see d truth even if its sitting on your face.
So f#ck off religion bigot

Sunexy:
Bros i don read am..i still dey find wetin make u insult am...enlighten me pls

his attack on islam

MrHenshaw:
I wish you all the best.On this same platform,we shall receive your testimony on how God delivered you from porn.Just help yourself and get a life.
"Kill idleness and bury porn"

who yarn u i watch porn

He is in deep shit, maybe he should change his name 2 corruption magnet cus e is always involve in other people probe

Sunexy:
Riff, wetin dat guy talk wey make u dey insult am...or do u know him elsewhere?

y not read d post that made me replied me

Suprises:
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seriously

gallantchick:
Buhari is evil.... Tufiakwa

and you are dumb !
Whats d bad news in this in the thread ?
Or is ur dad one of the landlord who inflate house rent in abuja ?
Stop masturbating with buhari name on every thread. He isnt a IndecentStar 4 heaven sake.

Hmmmmm truly no tribe wey no get vicious human

fuckerholic:
Hilary clinton as a democrat is towing the husband and obama's way while trump is so opinionated and so harsh with some policies,either way one must have to win.if am to choose I will go with trump because of his zeal to deal with moslem immigrants floading america and destabilising their security instead of their saudi arabia..but I think hilary clinton will win but whoever wins we will live with it since we have pmb here as our own evil

and all terrorrist occurence in d usa are caused by radical muslim right ?

Ur mumu,stupidity and naivity stink to high heaven.

Use that hateful hand of use to type terrorist incident in the usa, make sure u read d full wikipedia page maybe it will change your view.

Mehn truly this country is extremely corrupt. Imagine a whole judicial system reeking of corruption.
WHO WILL JUDGE THE JUDGE ?

Always in d wrong news

thesicilian:
I wonder why the truth hurts so much...

where d truth

kk tanx op
lemme go check my email on xvideos.com.
yeah my email.

ojun50:
Yoruba girls knw hw to cook? Which food do they hv that they want to cook?

Op no let me vex for u oh bt still yet i love my yoruba girl nd am gettin married to an ijebu girl sha after igbo people too like money.

really so if you marry DAT ijebu girl na sand you go chop ?

since you claim you don't know the food we have, better think again before marrying the "ijebu" girl, abi na sacrifice you go chop

thesicilian:
You didn't talk about the juju they'll use on you if you dare step on their toes

really tell me more and an your tribe consist of the holy than you women.

yeye dey jog

Suprises:
Sorry bro... But I have a dream and I saw you homeless by this time tomorrow

really and I had a dream you were born with noodles in ur brain.

what da Bleep is wrong with you ? mocking one who goes a long way reenacting his newly bad experience.


f#ck you man

bionixs:
OGA, I CAN SEE THAT YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED! WHY CANT YOU MIND YOUR BUSINESS! IF YOUR FATHER COULDNT PAY HIS DUES LIKE MOST REAL MEN, GO GET ADMISSION IN ANOTHER SCHOOL FOR BELOW AVERAGE FOLKS AND STOP DISTURBING YOUR POOR LIFE WITH OYEDEPO THIS AND THAT.ABEG ,YOUR KOBO ISNT IN THAT CHURCH AND THE MEMBERS ARE NOT COMPLAINING. IT IS NOT BY FORCE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ,WHO FOLLOW GOD WITH YOUR SO CALLED WISDOM, HARDLY GIVE OFFERING IN THE CHURCH. FACE WHAT IS ALREADY FACING YOU ,MR VOLTRON!

who get yaba left help line ?
one of their escaped patient is disturbing me here

It can buy Nothing

Tolexander:
In Oyedepo's voice:
Don't let "God" slap you!

on my face or buttocks

Pavarottii:
Asin the tribal war on nairaland is becoming nauseating; it's just pushing me away from nairaland gradually.

This One Nigeria is just in letters. We r not united at all... and since wen opposition(APC) came on board; it is way worse.

God help Nigeria.

actually its has started happening since election campaign and the act was perperated by gej and pdp inorder to turn people away 4rm buhari and apc.

Ait false documentary, buhari plan 2 inslamize naija is few of the seed of hatred planted and gej loss germinated it.

D man of _o_ said it was ordained by _o_