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Career / Re: Army Council Approves The Promotion Of Senior Army Officers by holatin(m): 6:51am On Nov 22, 2017
congrat to them,

pls ow do I tell my uncle Fuucck you without hurting his feelings. he is pissing me off

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Properties / Re: Top Lies Told By Real Estate Agents by holatin(m): 6:48am On Nov 22, 2017
DJ or na OP dem dey call you, ow do you expect me to read this epistle when I never eat morning food. just fear God if u no fear human.

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Car Talk / Re: Uber Signs Deal With Volvo To Buy 24,000 Self-Driving SUVs For Taxi Fleet by holatin(m): 6:47am On Nov 22, 2017
not my business

molue never gone extinct, okada and Marwa still lives on. even Lt bus and danfo are kicking.
Nairaland / General / Re: Why People Smoke In Toilet by holatin(m): 6:36am On Nov 22, 2017
Yoruba do say, igbe run ju oku lo literally translated to shit smell pass corpse. so if shit smell pass corpse then it has to smell pass any smoke's. the shit will mask the smell of the smoke

or maybe they just feel comfortable while shitting.

or they are like automobile, that take something from one side and release from the others.

automobile- petrol from one side and exhaust from the other side

smoke from the mouth and shit from the other side.

what am I talking self, it is not good to be idle and jobless, any one to keep me busy today ?

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Politics / Re: "Bianca Ojukwu Killed My Father" - Emeka Ojukwu Jnr by holatin(m): 12:45pm On Nov 10, 2017
it is a Biafra matters, not my business

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Celebrities / Re: Francis Dzogbetsi Names His Son "Google" by holatin(m): 4:07pm On Nov 02, 2017
HarkymTheOracle:
Person dey bear whitehead,drinkwater,etc
lolz
Family / Re: How Does Your Mother React To "I Love You Mom"? by holatin(m): 4:05pm On Nov 02, 2017
UBGG:
I've never said that to my mum and probably never will because I'm not one to show emotions, especially the love kind.
u re my photocopy gurl
Celebrities / Re: Francis Dzogbetsi Names His Son "Google" by holatin(m): 9:14pm On Nov 01, 2017
Google is still good, there is someone named Erection.
yeah can u imagine

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Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike Acquires Buys Mercedes GLE 450 Worth N36 Million by holatin(m): 11:03am On Oct 24, 2017
heddiebanks:


ode ..lol
oponu ....smile
Travel / Re: BRT Driver Faints While Driving In Oshodi, Lagos (photos) by holatin(m): 11:01am On Oct 24, 2017
this is definition of fela confusion break bone, yawa rates to power 10

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Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike Acquires Buys Mercedes GLE 450 Worth N36 Million by holatin(m): 10:59pm On Oct 23, 2017
Please if you know anybody who
wants to sell his or her car
Any model & any colour,
with AC and in perfect working
condition
& valid papers,
with price around 5 or 8 million
and the engine is not in horrible
condition,,,
please let the person sell it,
it's not my business!!! Thanks!

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Romance / Re: Are There More Women Than Men In Nigeria? by holatin(m): 7:46pm On Oct 22, 2017
Bornlastnight:


Advice your father, not me... grin

He needs it the most, atleast he would think twice next time before shoving his thing through that pit hole that bore you... undecided
do you know chronic depression leads to death, can you just take a poison and end that miserable life of yours. u have disgrace your mum enough. the old wretched innocent woman is tired of the disgrace you bring home.
pls kill yourself to save her from more embarrassment and your dad is drunk in the gutter again. come and carry him home so he can sleep with your sister till he become sober
Romance / Re: Are There More Women Than Men In Nigeria? by holatin(m): 11:56am On Oct 22, 2017
Bornlastnight:


Are you this stupid all the time or you just choose to be at this point in time. undecided

Either way...Fvck off..!!!
has ur chronic depression gotten to suicidal level ?
I say again don't take your frustrated depressive shallow life and it anger on people.

get a shrink pls
Romance / Re: Are There More Women Than Men In Nigeria? by holatin(m): 8:38am On Oct 22, 2017
MaritzaNL:
I know o, socializing and meeting new people is fun, left on my own I can't do it, I dunno why am so anti-social, thanks to my friend, we do hang out and meet new people.
op you aren't my twins sister separated from me since birth
Romance / Re: Are There More Women Than Men In Nigeria? by holatin(m): 8:35am On Oct 22, 2017
Bornlastnight:
How is the population of unmarried women your business.... undecided

Your sense must be paining you.... angry
don't lose hope, there is a person for you.

don't take ur anger out on him

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Romance / Re: 10 Weird Jobs With Huge Pay by holatin(m): 8:14am On Oct 22, 2017
intimacy gadget tester, am I seeing double or triple
Fashion / Re: My Little brother likes Wearing Female Clothes by holatin(m): 8:02am On Oct 22, 2017
Jamal Lyon

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Romance / Re: 10 Differences Between Men And Women by holatin(m): 1:42pm On Oct 21, 2017
fabulouskeem:
confirmento...
meanwhile dis out...Bang & Olufsen

ow much ? u go give me testing and tasting
Celebrities / Re: Andre Okoye In The Studio: Paul Okoye Teaches Young Son by holatin(m): 7:02pm On Oct 20, 2017
udemzyudex:


LOL.. You go just kill yourself on top Paul matter, why you no ignore the thread?
I ve never comment on their war before, so what made you think I give even half a Bleep
Education / Re: Iyanuoluwa Osewa & Kolawole Bello Win Cowbellpedia Mathematics Teachers Of Year by holatin(m): 6:56pm On Oct 20, 2017
congrat to them.

more arithmetic to their cerebulum


Teacher: Spell Ambulance.
Seun: "A.M.B.U"
Teacher: Faster!
Seun: Wew! Wew! Wew! Wew!

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Health / Re: 6 Side Effects Of Eating Too Much Salt by holatin(m): 2:40pm On Oct 20, 2017
moderatedguy:
always dry.......too much fiki faka
all hail the badoo
Religion / Re: Pastor Gives Church Members Beer During Deliverance (Photos) by holatin(m): 1:57pm On Oct 20, 2017
Spicycat:


Even at an event when a pastor just like every other pastor out there is doing is charlatan buffoonery you still have to drag Muslims inside.

And y'all will still complain later that seun is making you take a creed on Muslim threads.
tanx giving the fool a shut up reply
Celebrities / Re: Andre Okoye In The Studio: Paul Okoye Teaches Young Son by holatin(m): 1:43pm On Oct 20, 2017
naija celebrities with notice me attitude.

I don't want to know stop shoving your news down my throat

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Health / Re: 6 Side Effects Of Eating Too Much Salt by holatin(m): 1:42pm On Oct 20, 2017
HelenBee:
Lol. I'm not, just asking.
just kidding. doesn't matter if you are. aren't u created by the one God who created all.

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Health / Re: 6 Side Effects Of Eating Too Much Salt by holatin(m): 1:40pm On Oct 20, 2017
DIKEnaWAR:



A prostitutes pvssy ain't wet baby.
so is it dry like a menopausal pussy ?
Health / Re: 6 Side Effects Of Eating Too Much Salt by holatin(m): 1:30pm On Oct 20, 2017
HelenBee:
Side effects of not eating Salt nko?
an albino sighted

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Health / Re: 6 Side Effects Of Eating Too Much Salt by holatin(m): 1:30pm On Oct 20, 2017
ur palm is always wet like a prostitute pussy

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Business / Re: How Sijibomi Ogundele Became Billionaire At 33 by holatin(m): 7:15am On Oct 19, 2017
The article is just filled with praises,& ended up not telling us "How He became a billionaire @33". He's into real estate, where did he get his capital from Drugs? Banks? Fraud?
u must either be an igbo or a flat headed human.

which/who are/is U ?

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Business / Re: How Sijibomi Ogundele Became Billionaire At 33 by holatin(m): 7:11am On Oct 19, 2017
in airforceone voice

WATCH OUT FOR ME.

I be movie

I will get there by God grace

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Shocking Aftermath Of Mogadishu Bomb Blast That Killed Over 230(Graphic Photos) by holatin(m): 7:10am On Oct 19, 2017
lyntiffany:
Mercury is so hot that you won't have any choice than to run back to mother Earth. Mars is preferable to the ever boiling mercury you choose.
I know madam, just been naughty

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Phones / Re: What Is The Worst Phone You Have Used So Far? by holatin(m): 7:09am On Oct 19, 2017
iPhone 9 minus

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Shocking Aftermath Of Mogadishu Bomb Blast That Killed Over 230(Graphic Photos) by holatin(m): 8:44pm On Oct 17, 2017
planet earth has gone crazy, need to move to Venus or mercury.
Rip to the dead

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