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Nairaland General › Re: See What I Saw In Someone's Banana Plantations (Photo) by holatin(m): 6:58pm On Oct 08, 2017

airmirthd1:
I tell you.

airmirthd1:
I tell you.

Jokes Etc › Re: This Is The World Most Funniest Joke by holatin(m): 2:00pm On Oct 08, 2017

donblade85555:
Boy:- tosan you are looking so beautiful oh. what's the secret?

Tosan:- Its Money oh. I made #50,000,000 last week

Boy:- blood of davido, how did you make that huge sum of money?

Tosan:- You know that some women can't give birth, so i went to the hospital to donate some of the eggs in my body.

Boy:- Just like that?

Tosan:- yes.

The boy began to run

Tosan:- where are you running to?

Boy:- to the hospital

Tosan:- To do what?

Boy:- To donate 50 litres of sperm.

Source of this joke:- www.laughkillme.com

seriously you had to use my comment on nairaland to make a joke even a bad one at that. poor comedian are you

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Car Talk › Re: Would You Buy This 2018 Toyota Century Car For N55 Million? by holatin(m): 1:57pm On Oct 08, 2017

I need like 6 for all my ex as am sorry gift

Nairaland General › Re: See What I Saw In Someone's Banana Plantations (Photo) by holatin(m): 1:43pm On Oct 08, 2017

airmirthd1:
Touch not the banana and do the banana no harm.

hahahahaha ofo onugbagbo aka the religious incantation

Health › Re: Undoubtedly! Seven Body Organs You Can Live Without by holatin(m): 1:41pm On Oct 08, 2017

in Nigerian, without brain you can survive if you doubt it check our celebrities and politician, a lot of them lack brain eg ffk,

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Many Christian Youths Live Double Standard Lives? by holatin(m): 12:42pm On Oct 08, 2017

AntiWailer:
My life is ur dream life. I wish u have a preview.

can you now get down on your kneel and kiss my black razz

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Many Christian Youths Live Double Standard Lives? by holatin(m): 12:42pm On Oct 08, 2017

segunojo866:
Atheist,christains and muslims are really jobless on nairaland

hahahahaha

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Many Christian Youths Live Double Standard Lives? by holatin(m): 12:01pm On Oct 08, 2017

AntiWailer:
Christian related posts are thrown open while I must confirm that I am a Muslim before posting on any post that has Muslim in it.

Stupid posts like Muslim women dancing one corner.

Seun and the mods need to do something about this.

The forum need to be a secular forum and not some Islamic forum.

Seun claims to be an Atheist but every rule seems to confirm that he is simply a MUSLIM.

This is what I will paste in all xtian related post until something is done about it.

Pls join me in this protest and do the same.

The Demands :

Remove the creed we must recite before we comment o Muslim posts or put "I accept that Jesus Christ is my personal Lord and saviour" before you submit a xtian post

hahahahaha mehn you people are so funny, y not open koboland and make Christian on the forum have a creed too. joblessness is really a disease, if you ve something doing with your life you wount take someone else forum policy to the heart like a fanatic.

got ban for a year on this forum for a small offence and the world no end, so gather people go aso rock, if he no wan put creed for xtian forum, nothing I repeat nothing go sele.

get a life dude. God only God can defend himself

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Phones › Re: Recommend Good Andriod Phones Of N35,000 by holatin(m): 7:33am On Oct 07, 2017

35 k

dat money will pay bride price and buy like 25 peogeout when my grandmama got married and na same amount one person wan use buy one and not one mobile phone.

I need a time machine, need to go back to the old days

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Business › Re: Ecobank Branch Is On Fire (Photos) by holatin(m): 6:57am On Oct 07, 2017

Iruobean:
I spit sense into your head by fire.

spit it into your dad's, he need it most. you know a fool at forty and all

Romance › Re: Nigerian Woman Marries Her Only Boyfriend Years After She Asked God For It by holatin(m): 9:54pm On Oct 06, 2017

samuelchimmy:
I know a hospital in Ph where all the big girls go to sell eggs

it is really finished

Politics › Re: How I Checkmated Ethnic Tensions During My Tenure - Goodluck Jonathan by holatin(m): 9:49pm On Oct 06, 2017

is this man ffucking kidding me ?

his second term campaign started ethnical divisibility and new religion divide in the south and he is here claiming to be the next prophet sent by God.

what does he take us for, not sure any sane human with functioning brain and memory retentive amygdala will believe those poo he wrote.

storm off thread in anger

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Woman Marries Her Only Boyfriend Years After She Asked God For It by holatin(m): 7:11pm On Oct 06, 2017

saabright:
reallyam shocked really. am shocked!!....... hahaha

it's real as the day

Romance › Re: Couple Who Met In Secondary School Rock Their Uniforms In Pre-wedding Pics by holatin(m): 6:54pm On Oct 06, 2017

the beginner and finisher of her pussy

the erecter and orgasmer of his dick.

secondary school love story turn real, all my secondary school ex gf don turn either Allen avenue girls or after 7.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Woman Marries Her Only Boyfriend Years After She Asked God For It by holatin(m): 4:53pm On Oct 06, 2017

Ejomax77:
lol...do you know how long it'll take you to generate that qauntity?

I go hook my self to pumping machine huh

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Woman Marries Her Only Boyfriend Years After She Asked God For It by holatin(m): 4:01pm On Oct 06, 2017

CaptainSALAZAR:
[color=#7000BC] While some girls change bf like menstrual pad. [/color]

some came to the world to help guys libido, they may not work in a brothel but they are Hot eradicating machine (HAM)I wrote Hoorny, wetin now, shey person no fit type in peace ni

Romance › Re: Nigerian Woman Marries Her Only Boyfriend Years After She Asked God For It by holatin(m): 3:55pm On Oct 06, 2017

getting married to your first love is good especially if you met him or her a virgin.

just heard and confirm this, will you believe a lot of big girls you know or see, do sell their egg, yeah it is harvested like corn and maize and sold to fertility clinic.

what people do for money, on my way to sell 50 litres of sperm huh

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Politics › Re: Why Is Money Always Missing Under Buhari? - Pastor Olumide Akinrinlola by holatin(m): 3:52pm On Oct 06, 2017

IfeanyiYagazie:
We've grown tired of educatin blind followers.
No matter how hard u try pigs will always resort to their dirts

educate us exposed follower

Fashion › Re: Woman Steps Out Wearing Unusual Sunglasses (Photos) by holatin(m): 3:49pm On Oct 06, 2017

whenever I think I have seen it all, nairaland made sure I see more.

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Business › Re: Ecobank Branch Is On Fire (Photos) by holatin(m): 3:24pm On Oct 06, 2017

check wells hope one church called mountain of fire no dey near the bank, maybe God finally sent the fire down.

someone call the fire man

who will pay the fire men

who remember the bolded in an English comprehensive textbook

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Romance › Re: "A Man Who Can't Beat Up His Wife Is A Shame To Manhood": Nigerian Guy (pics) by holatin(m): 3:20pm On Oct 06, 2017

I give DOWN

Politics › Re: Why Is Money Always Missing Under Buhari? - Pastor Olumide Akinrinlola by holatin(m): 3:19pm On Oct 06, 2017

dodelight:
I know they'd come. Blind followers!

why is it dat anytime you are given fact, you enemy of progress resort to abuse and name calling. try refute his claim and stop showing ow I'll brought up you are.

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Business › Re: Skrill Wahala -Help O Guys. Skrill Is About To Send Me Back To The Village by holatin(m): 1:31pm On Oct 06, 2017

you just say skrrrrriiiillllll papapapa sudukum pa pa and the thing go skuum

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Chat Between Two Friends..... by holatin(m): 1:26pm On Oct 06, 2017

I know na fixed chat but it is hilarious

Politics › Re: Bode George Went To Jail For Same Offence As GMD Of NNPC by holatin(m): 10:13pm On Oct 05, 2017

ollah1:
I swear down. He will know how he shamelessly wasted his youthful age on irrelevant things.

he is still been fed by parent, dat is why he still think life is not more than nairaland

Politics › Re: Bode George Went To Jail For Same Offence As GMD Of NNPC by holatin(m): 7:13pm On Oct 05, 2017

ollah1:
Lmao

he is jobless and depressed, he find solace in fight, divisibility tactic and tribal bigotry

Politics › Re: Bode George Went To Jail For Same Offence As GMD Of NNPC by holatin(m): 3:09pm On Oct 05, 2017

IJOBA2:
LET ME CALL MY YORUBA MUSLIM BRETHREN
BOLUSTICAL KN23H WALEDEJI MACLATUNJI GOKE7 OLLAH1 HOLATIN KONOPLYANKA

seun pls help this guy find work, he is too jobless

Nairaland General › Re: Name The Bad Habit That You Have Been Trying To Stop by holatin(m): 3:08pm On Oct 05, 2017

Gofwane:
Dont try it!

just tell me

Nairaland General › Re: Name The Bad Habit That You Have Been Trying To Stop by holatin(m): 3:08pm On Oct 05, 2017

99foxxy:
Lol, I do have lots of friends just that the back stabbing has made me to keep to myself cos I don't trust no one anymore.

just tolerate them, people I hang with are the opposite of what I stand for but even a dead clock is right twice a day, I tolerate them as street mate and mere acquitance.

Romance › Re: Only Few People Will Understand This Scene by holatin(m): 6:19pm On Oct 04, 2017

Divay22:
Can't find my period

experience talking I presume ?

Nairaland General › Re: Name The Bad Habit That You Have Been Trying To Stop by holatin(m): 3:59pm On Oct 04, 2017

frenzyduchess:
The thing is most people just criticize without having the facts. How possible is it for a person to be single, celibate and not masturbate?, a habit is termed bad if it is detrimental to the general well being of the individual.
Under the circumstance I mentioned, I am yet to see how it can be detrimental

touche.

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