na person wey don chop belleful dey get time for instagram.

way to make money without leaving the bedroom.
DO RITUAL BE A NIGERIAN POLITICIAN

airminem:
Thank God He isnt a muslim/moslem

abi
nairaland unholy Christian fanatic would ve use dat avenue to express their sadness and hatred

Baawaa:
That is what politics cost Osinbajo

you know its better to remain silent than to talk and sound foolish, stupid and crazy.

osinbanjo is living his life, he is in one of the highest post anyone can attain in this country and you on the other hand is a failure but yet you still think your opinion count in his family.

idiota

QuietHammer:
Licked her pusssy. *spits*

My ancestors, I'm very sorry for putting you to shame

seriously u mean O LA IDI ? O JE IDI ?

AYANMA, ABASHA, IRANU.

what does it taste like, strawberry, mango, pineapple.

I was bored like hell today, been indoor watching seasonal movie since morning, eat, sleep, pray, eat.

so when the NEPA took their LIFE this evening, I decide to browse a bit. when I pressed the menu, I saw my 2go application, it been long I opened dat app. over 2 years ago.
I decide to log in but I have forgotten my password, I retrieve the pass word and lo I logged in.
am not too much of a chatty guy but I entered some room, add people and I began to chat them up.
but what surprised me most is that of all the 3 ladies I chatted up. dey end up asking for something in less than 5/10 minute.
who does dat except shameless, materialistic and hungry ladies that full the cyber sphere this day.

ladies pls respect yourself, cus when u behave like a beggar on net, even if the guy give you, he will never treat you with respect. but look down on you as an "I NEVER CHOP" pls stop begging. pls pls and pls.
it doesn't look good.

Silumi:

I still don't.

pls try give it a try, u may end up getting hurt but life is a teacher, u can't learn without experience. op u aren't anti social ?

Silumi:
Old enough.just couldn't do it.

hmmmm and now

Iamfrank:
Was in 300level den. I and 2 of my frnds went to d club.. Just drank a bottle of orijin, na so I just dance gently to one mature lady almost twice my age.. I complement her looks n had a short convo wt ha.. She immediately turned round n dancing wt her ass towards my d*ck.. Na so I turn her around den whisper in her ears.. "u dnt dance like dat to a guy u just met in a club".Dis woman was astonished n sh gave me a hug n says sh likes me... Mugu me dat time I was already scared n later we went outside we just leaned on her car, sh is even doing her masters in my school.. sh gave me her card.. Na so I go lost her card dat night due to over highness... Up til now i sti dnt know how I had d courage to walk to a mature lady...

alcohol it help in such situation. never fails

Silumi:
Trying to date .it was stupid of me still craziest stuff I ever tried.

seriously ? ow old were u

the stupid programme no vex me reach how people defend it when u call it rubbish.

don't know why any right thinking human will leave his or her life to watch others makes believe ones.

mtchewww

so ?


and of what advantage is this thread

Chikita66:
Am I?

seems so

Chikita66:
Fear of being a single parent.

stop reading my mind

Aragon:
Recently DaddyFreeze started a new Campaign to eradicate Poverty by asking everyone regardless of your faith or Religion to take 10% of your Salary and Help someone. This is called TAP #ThitheAgainstPoverty. He announced it couple of days ago and it's already picking up. This Lady is giving 100k each to poor women to start a little business and also paying school Fees of poor people. So instead of buying Jets for already rich Pastors and constructing Buildings while many are going to bed Hungry thinking you are Helping or giving to GOD, why not just follow the Simple commandment of God LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOUR SELF..

I will be helping somebody too and might post mine when I do. This thing will take of 2018 by God's grace. The Pastors and their generations are more than rich enough from the money people has given to them. Now is the time to Help God's people. So why some are busy attacking and Insulting Freeze for asking a simple question, he is doing the will if Christ. (When I was Hungry you fed me, now come into the house of my father)

the religious businessmen will still say she wount see heaven because she is denying them their lust & greed 4 earthly things.

the sheeple are coming for you man

rhelis:

no be only bornet nah borneted.lolzzzz.
check out our durable, and long lasting products and also bargain online. visit https://rhelis.com

u go give me tasting or testing ?

if I say make I say wetin dey my mind, trust me e go cause more damage Dan an atomic bomb.

You dated your neighbour and broke
up with him , now you're dating
another guy in your street , and you
said you've moved on, my sister
what you're doing is called "Inter
house sports " You didnt move on,
rather you've moved from Yellow
house to Blue house

I don't know who is giving all these
small small children phone to open
whatsapp and come here to
disgrace
themselves not me.....one small
girl
like that chat me
yesterday""""""""Read
our Conservation
Her: Hi Deer
Me: Hi
Her: How Was You Doing?
Me: I Am Great
Her: Ok, Where Do You Born?
Me: Where Do l Born? How?
Her: l Mean Where Does Your
Borning
Begin?
Me: Am Confused
Her: This Guy Sef... I Mean Where
Did
You Born Yourself?
Me: Hmmm.. Please Come Again!
Her: Which Come?
Me: l Mean You Should Repeat
What
You Said Earlier
Her: l Say Where Did You Been
Borned,
This Guy!?
Me: l Don't Understand you Oh!
Her: Born! Born!! Borrrnnn! Bottom,
Drop, cry, Wua Wua Wua.. Place
Where
Dem Bornet You.

BumbleBee2ice:

Yes IYA ijebu, unfortunately it's irreversible so be expectant

what is your price eyin IYA ooo

A woman was breastfeeding her son in
her shop, a lady passing by said he
sucks just like his father.
we are still separating the fight.
that is where I am since
morning

I don't know who is giving all these
small small children phone to open
whatsapp and come here to disgrace
themselves not me.....one small girl
like that chat me yesterday""""""""Read
our Conservation
Her: Hi Deer
Me: Hi
Her: How Was You Doing?
Me: I Am Great
Her: Ok, Where Do You Born?
Me: Where Do l Born? How?
Her: l Mean Where Does Your Borning
Begin?
Me: Am Confused
Her: This Guy Sef... I Mean Where Did
You Born Yourself?
Me: Hmmm.. Please Come Again!
Her: Which Come?
Me: l Mean You Should Repeat What
You Said Earlier
Her: l Say Where Did You Been Borned,
This Guy!?
Me: l Don't Understand you Oh!
Her: Born! Born!! Borrrnnn! Bottom,
Drop, cry, Wua Wua Wua.. Place Where
Dem Bornet You.
Abeg shift make I quench

BumbleBee2ice:

Anytime u r ready boy dat 12hrs still dey effective

IYA ijebu abi mama Edo. na beg I beg oooo. abeg help me reverse am

elfmann:

I guess your introtech teacher was planning to do GRE.

take it easy bro. stop being overserious. gud day

BumbleBee2ice:

For dis u have done, no motor,vehicle,car,lorry,jeep,trailer,bike,okadaand any other I 4got to mention will wait to carry u for d next 12hrs.
U shall always jog to ur destination nd back
So shall it be!

never had plan to leave home for the next 18 hours, so girl ur curse no go fit affect Mr madam

Jerrypolo:



You cannot Fucck someone or tell them Fucck you without hurting their feelings. Fucck is deep and so is feelings.


Look him in the eyes and fucck his feelings

u need to be in aso rock as special adviser to the president

[quote author=elfmann post=62603784][/quote]English teacher. calm down. am not writing SAT

BREAKING NEWS!!!! SAD NEWS: What is happening nowadays! Just this morning, 12 final year students from University of Lagos (UNILAG) were crossing the main road at the school entrance to pick a cab to Post officd. According to the eyewitness, a taxi with a very high speed from Yaba, upon all the shout and signs by these 12 students, the driver couldn't control the car and unfortunately passed them.... So all the 12 students are still standing there! For another cab. Let me come and be going....

mradjoy:


Can you tell me how you got to know he was denied sex by his wife, were you there?

he always has a foul mood, one I know due to a co tenant who has same problem

still it won't stop people from using it.

zender and fileshare app bore and access all your personal file and info even the hidden one yet people still download and install it on their phone daily.

thank God I only use fu.cckbook

nice and sweet website.

omocalabar:
Guy no kill me wit laff abeg

no be m fault na boredom

northvietnam:





Loolzzzzzzzzz......
Good morning

morning sir's

it is finish.

wish I can see my jss3 intro tech teacher take such exam, he is dumb as Bleep but want us to know intro tech more than him. how can u give what u don't have.

as if dat is not enough, he still beat us anytime his wife deny him sex at home

northvietnam:
N

is for


northvietnam