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Abeg help me ask that aboki how much he dey sell the watch with the black leather....i really like ham

Nice words

broda odun close your eyes

Allorganic:
I sell

How much do you sell the python fat and how can I reach you

Most ladies and guys on nairaland looking and always talking down on marriage are HIV positive,they know there's no way there are going to get married so they will rather find a way to discorauge every other person to console themselves.

Op, you have to limit the way you watch and assimilate Mollywood movie.
You not getting a job is as a result of the society and country situation are you the only graduate without a job? So you want to murder the woman that carry you in her womb for 9month just because of what the scam artist told you!!! Why not think of acquiring some other skills instead of waiting for a white collar job or better still get a small business with little startup capital and watch things change for better.
You will live to regret it if you take such decision

I started grooming mine over a month now but not fully grown yet,friends already calling me Mr handsome.
I will share pictures in two month time when it fully grown just be positive about it and stay away from clipper or any sort of trimer at least for the next 3month till it fully grown. Goodluck

Am coming back on this

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roarik:
you are wonderful..husband material 100%

You might be disappointed. Some people don't practice what they preach!!!!!

sexybbstar:
(1) Alagbado... Owner of corns
(2) Onipaanu.. Owner of the roof
(3) Olomilagbala... One with water at his backyard
(4) Omieran atijo ... Old meat's water
(5) Oke omiru... The top of Locust beans water

Omo lu jesa! Omo obokun

Skepticus:
There are more comments here, praising incompetent fellows which shows how much common sense has been raped off from Nigerians, especially the youths


*THE IRONY OF THE NIGERIAN LIFE*

Rich man marries and have 4 children. Poor man marries and start Mass production of children that he can't afford to train because the only thing that gives poor man joy is the body of his wife.
The country has beaten him to the level that sex is his only idea of enjoyment.

Politicians steal your money, sleep with your wife and girlfriends and sister, make sure you don't go to school, even when you struggle to, he makes sure you don't finish on time let alone getting a job.

He sends his children to the best schools abroad so they will take over from him when he is done playing with your future.

He initiates a poverty alleviation program, videos himself cutting tapes during the mounting of an of electric pole. He gives you 4000, bags of rice at rallies and arms to fight his opponents.

He paints the roads and puts Street lights when there are no light in your home. You hail him!

He spends millions on billboards of his fake projects, hires the best PR experts to keep you drooling with hunger and uninformed and keep on doing damages to your common sense. You defend him.

Second tenure, no jobs, no food, the 4000 has finished and the bag of rice wasting in the pit of your toilet. He must recover the billions he spent buying your votes. For he is not qualified to lead but you qualified him.

You start making use of the guns he bought you. You kill the poor like yourself who is suffering the effects of the 4000 and bag of rice that you took. You try to Kidnap his friends, their police orderlies fire back at you.

His friends tell him that there is insecurity in town and it will affect their mobilization for him for second term.
He shouts ahhhh, second tenure is like the second round of sex that puts one to sleep after, except, perhaps, he works for vivid entertainment or one of those Hollywood porn industries.
He complains of lack of security to the commissioner of police and General Officer Commanding, Air Officer commanding or the Flag Officer Commanding.

He spends millions hosting them. They tell him what to do. By now, you have become a threat.

He buys even a bigger gun for the police and the military plus operational vehicles.

He pays for radio and TV jingles to warn you.

You rob, you die. You protest, you die. You stay at home, you die of starvation.

Then, you get recommended to a church and since you can't pay tithes, pastor turns you into an errand boy.
He sends you to buy biscuits for his children, wash pants for his wife and clean his cars.

You sweep the church for free while awaiting your heavenly reward while the pastor fly private jets and drive flashy sedans.

You are happy that your pastor is rich and argue for him in midst of your friends.

He runs to the UK at the slightest symptoms of headache but prays for you when you are sick and tells you to bring your sick mother to church for prayers instead of taking her to hospitals to waste money.
She dies and he tells you that it was God's will while his mother has been in the UK for months receiving the best treatment that tithes can buy.

He buys a new land for a new church branch, you help to carry blocks and turn concrete, then collect blessings as reward. You are happy to be working for the salvation of your soul, heaven will pay.
The pastor lives his heaven on earth.

The new church building is completed on your sweat.

He invites the president, governor, senator, house of representative member and every other person who made sure that you are poor by design.

The whole area is policed with guns and armored cars. You are comfortably seated at the back of the back while straining your neck to see who and who came.

The president and governor and senator plus their contractor friends donate hundreds of millions for the new church while you cheer from the back.

The food they shared didn't get to you but you are happy the president and governor and senator came to your church. You even brag to others of how your pastor is well connected.

You get home, hunger Knocks angrily on the belly door, your neighbor bails you out while you wait for heaven to pay.

10 years on the jobless job, pastor's children have been sent abroad for studies. Age is no longer on your side, pastor hooks you up with another aunty that sweeps the church for free with no education just like you and Weds you both on a Friday evening church service and you are happy. Your children starts the circle all over again.

*What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) & a Political Thief (PT) ?*

​1)​ The ​Ordinary Thief​ steals your money, bag, watch, gold chain etc.;
But the ​Political Thief​ steals your future, career, education, health & business! �

​2)​ The hilarious part is: The ​Ordinary Thief​ will choose whom to rob; But you, yourself chose the ​Political Thief​ to rob you. �

​3)​ The most ironic one: Police will chase and nab the ​Ordinary Thief;​ while the Police will look after and protect the ​Political Thief!​

That’s the ​travesty cum irony​ of our current society!

​​And, we blindly say we are not blind !​​ �

Bro,you deserve one cold bottle of origin.
You too get sense

yeman1:
please can you show me where you saw the word masturbation in the Bible ?
I'm living in another state far to my wife... sometimes when I feel like having sex and my wife is not around...and I can't because of that go outside there and look for olosho or any girls out there. The moment I hold my dick with cream then after some few minutes I cum. and my body is calm. I don't even feel like seeing any woman bcoz I'm not interested due to what I just did.
so if not masturbation, what must I do ? hmm? ignorant ppl hiding behind the scripture as if they were there when God created Adam.

Bro there's nothing you can do to satisfy people,they will be the first to suggest masturbation if you went out and fornicate and you're caugth in the act.

Dottore:
I don't know why many people loose their sleep because someone chose to self service. It's my organ not yours.

Ladies hate guys that masturbate with passion the reason is not far fetched:

They can't use sex as a weapon to manipulate you into doing their bid.

You can't contract STDs

I've never patronized Prostitutes.

I hav full control when I'm with the opposite sex. If you behave we fvck if u don't I maintain without gushing over your body no matter how sexually attractive you may think you are. There are lots of more beautiful women in porn sites.

Those that say the disadvantage is low performance when with a woman you better go check yourself because you have issues maybe from an infection. I don't. My dick responds whenever I feel like whether with the opposite sex or on self service.

I don't cum quick during sex because of mastery of control of urges.

You can't get jealous when she starts to misbehave infact once she misbehaves you help her out without remorse and second thought you lose nothing.

Imagine the effort involved in wooing a lady, the stress of calling and having to win her heart and absorb her many lies and deception, go shopping and eateries and all that, then when she finally agrees to fvck, she wants u to come over and pick her you fuel your car, go through traffic through and fro. Your diet for the day must change just to make her happy and she would still expect to have some cash and promises.

Mbanu Masturbation is a very easy way out. You do it sharp sharp and face other serious engagements that will yield good results.

Your beautiful female employees or surbodinates won't mess with u because u don't fall for their seductive maneuvers. Infact it's to your advantage because since they see u as hard to get they'd become easy to Bleep for u as they fall over themselves when a simple gesture of beckoning from you is seen as a an opportunity. What do you do. Chop an clean mouth.

I believe God will be happy when you use the enormous sums you could have used to settle ur gfs for valentine, Xmas and other festivities to settle the less privileged. For eg. If you use 120k to buy 10bags of 25kg Rice for 10 families with 5 cartons of Tin tomatoes whereas a lady could have had that for her phone and hair and yet probably cheat on you. You have made yourself a vessel to put smile on ten poor families by answering their prayers.
Let the girl go and hustle and make her own money and spend it as she wants, you are not an ATM machine neither is hustling meant for man alone.
If she calls u a sexist or mysoginist call her a feminist.

She can't call u stingy because she's seeing your benevolence to the people that actually worth it and need it and from which God will show His bountiful rewards.

My brother God go bless you abundantly this year than your expectation.
Most people that created thread about masturbation are also guilty of the act but what I don't seems to understand is the reason people Say all sort of negative things about it and they ignore all the positive side.

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Could you state your charges at least to have an idea.

rxmusa:
Nigeria shall be great

Patience is a virtue, tolerance is an amazing positive gift. Buhari is a leader full of astonishing positive qualities, a manager of human behaviour, never sentimental, never hostile, never takes the excesses on insinuations to heart but understands the actions of all as a father. He has chosen peace other than segregation and takes everyone as his own. How else can he be defined if not a rare character of emulation worthy to continue as the President of Nigeria.

#iStandWithBuhari 110%

Am sure the story will change when the Fulani herdsman descend on your family and kill them all.
Make sure you come back here and give details okay!!!

Alexkene:
Now What if the thieves come prepared on the day of the theft and appear one night with the machine they used in programming it for me before. Open the doors with the metal keys and then reprogram the keys again quickly and zoom off

Guy you get problem oo,then dey try help you and you still dey come up with another negative idea ontop Honda oo.Those wey con buy G wagon nko wetinmake them do.

EgunMogaji:
The only record broken here is your long distance English bomb that you threw

Why not turn a blind eye,do you want him to drop another bomb

Pot dey call kettle black, so with ordinary 150k salary you think you're the one on the high class? Bro you're still in poverty

EgunMogaji:
Nonsense picture, show us the yansh

Bros,if to say na naija you dey her husband for arrange boys wey go beat you

My brother na village people, they are always watching you in 3d!!!

spyder880:
This house will fit into a 50x100 land but with very small space remaining at the sides. I advice a 60x100 land if you want ro have good space on the sides of the building.

Thank you sir,I will message you privately on WhatsApp about it by next month.

spyder880:
Call my people on 0803 079 9100. He will link you up with good accommodation.

My Oga at the top I just stumble on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/1791485/making-port-harcourt-castle/19

I will like to know the size of the land if you don't mind telling me!!!
Thanks

My oga, what the size of the land?