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Made in CHINA

Why your blood on top that strip be like mestral blood?

Jeon aka Fati2001 aka Choilila aka myyansh68

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VeryWickedMan aka VeryWickedGoat

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Righteousness2 aka Righteousness89 aka Uprightness100 aka holiness22 aka peteregwu

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Damn

Peru Para

Generalwoodz:
If this graces the front-page, then I and 7,000,000 million Nairalanders, are going to deactivate our accounts

Nlfpmod fit decide to shock you

Kantebets:
Kpekusfrombimpe

Lala on the beat yo!

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Edit:

Am I the only one who noticed the time stamp on those pictures?

They are from 7th May 2022.

Abeg what rubbish is this?

RoyalBlu:


Scorpions stung you in those body parts?

That's some really 'devilish' scorpions.


**OP thank God for you o.

The one coming for your will sting you on your breast.

Infact it will sting you on your nipple and clit

incandescentena:

Why you the laff?

Oddfinder01:
Yes
A reverend father is Apcs flag bearer..he will win..but no benue son will vote tinubu. The crowd u see is inspired by the reverend father not tinubu or the apc.

All villagers know is broom.

Benue politics is party carries all. Remember!

Xscape1993:
Not in Benue state ooo. Bye bye to evil party...if other Nigerians are so blinded to vote for the founder of agberos in Nigeria, we in Benue state can not and will never vote for him.

Speak for yourself

Ogarranyaa:
Who please?

If I create cartoon for girl she go instantly open toto got me?

incandescentena:

Where is boyloaf?

Zonefree:

Na see finish dey cause all these nonsense.

Before you send someone's wife money for building project, it's expected you let the husband be aware of the transaction. She's a married woman for krissake !

The energies reserved for bedroom matters are now used in building your project and you deem it fit not to let me know ko nice na

You be kriss216

The plane no crash?

Dragonsword:
The same way, we will not allow you force a sick old empty head corrupt criminal with drug issues down our throat

Just rest abeg.

This Nairaland politics just tire me.

Obi, Atiku, Tinubu


Ayam tayad

doggedfighter:
Thank you science




Thank you IVF



Thank you doctors


Thank you nurses !


Congratulations to the couple


A happy, healthy and fruitful life to the children.

IVF twins no the freak me at all

Na fvcking machine I the see oh!


This one go nice to catch for bed period

LocalStandard1:
There's always a different goal post with you people right?
Have you watched the videos? Go back to sleep you hear, ehn go clear soon. Nighty night now.

Must you force obi down people's throat?

Obi is popular we hear. February is coming so that you go rest.

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Ewo awon boys yi.
Kamikaze on a Ketto level.
Yahooze!
E jami si jo!
Yahoo oh oh
Yahoo oh oh
Yahoozeee
Yahoozeee
Yahoozeee
Yahoozeee
If I hammer, 1st thing na hummer, 1 million dollars,
Elo lo ma je ti n ba se si Naira.(Twice)
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Boys dey hustle
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Gbogbo aye
Champagne, Hennessy, Moet
For everybody;
Ewo awon omoge, dem dey shake their body; Everybody, enough effizy
Take am easy
It's all about the Benjamins baby.(Twice)
La la la la la la la
London la mule si, America la ti pawo
Awon oshomo gbomo tiawn
Awon oshomo gbomo gbin
To ba wunmi mo le gba Tokyo lo
To ba wunmi ma lo Jamaica o
O le tun wunmi ki n ni mo fe lo Germany o
Ki n ni mo fe lo ojo meji pere
Owo lo n soro o
If I hammer...(etc.)
Owo n be lapo mi o
Dide ko ba mi jo
Owo n be lapo mi o
Dide ko ba mi jo
Mama Charley n be lapo mi o
Dide ko ba mi ra
Dollar n be
Naira n be
Kuruje n be
Paper n belapo waaaa
Everything is there.
Awon kan, Awon kan, Awon kan...
Awon kan waye wa sise
Awon kan waye wa jaye
Awon kan waye wa gbowo
Awon kan waye wa saye
Awon kan waye wa sayo oh
Awon kan waye wa sayo oh
Yahooze!


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Rubbish

Old man-looking women forming under 17.

See their strong strong faces and calves

nostradamoss:
Go on and show the world how stupid and foolish you are
I see your parents foolishness in you
Like stupid parents, like stupid son
Lol

Ezi

Orgasmgiver123:
I give her shaking orgasm


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

The reason why I kick them with my rainboot

Jakumo:
They probably asked him how old he was this birthday, and like a fool he replied, not knowing he had just specified for them the number of heavy slaps they would use to bless him in celebration of that birthday.

Na like 35 - 40 slaps be that

oluwaseunamos33:
Hmmm. This is pure lack of home training. They give birth to child they are not ready to train, this is the results

Na Jeon aka Fati2001 people.

FalseProphet1:
I see the 7 Angels as told by John the beloved in the book of revelation. I see them with their bowels to about to pour God's wrath upon the earth, I see famine, I see wars, I see natural disasters, I see USA and Russia firing nukes at each other, I see more than 60 of the world's population dying...I see the male survivors inheriting all the beautiful women on Earth.

Brace up oh ye sons of zurubabel, look to the East it's light shineth not, look to the West, it's seas are dried up, look to the North, the earth refuseth to bring forth it's harvest, look to the south, her sons and daughters lie dead in the streets...the end is here.

I see the rapture happening in our generation.

This I have seen.

Righteousness2 don chuk you injection baa?

Toluwanise247:
I don’t blame the guy maybe he get his own money without sweat….. giving out 50k monthly to a girlfriend. The highest money I have given to girl in my life is 5k I will even enter you before you can have it … no free money from hustler ….

Omo! Me the highest is 2k oh!

And Na my paddy, no be girlfriend.

fman:
Yes.

Na so una the carry una dead body??

South Africa

jubrilELsudan:
GOD WHEN