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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.

Finally he went to the check-out line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a long time."

"That's a shame," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!'? It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," answered the young man. So, when the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"

As he stepped up to the check-out counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

The clerk replied, "Your mother said that you would pay for her."

see useless and meaningless names

does white people have any useful or meaningful names self?

Obasanjo nephew

Is EPL the only league in the world? cant HITV source for other "potentials" and then make them lucrative to their potential customers?

Efe, i am waiting for a new joke oo

an independent lady wit a lotta swagger.

Source from a ghanian's webpage, can anyone post other "genuine" links?

Some Nigerians were born with cheat spirit, do any of you defending age cheats really believe a 16yrs old girl can play in a Nigerian league? she's been with Bayelsa queens for 3yrs and yet she's still 16, does that mean she started playing football at 13? PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL AT 13?

olafolarin:
Ichang.

you mean?

ogazi007:
Pep aint  Maradona,he knows how to make messi scores plenty of goals
15 mins,2 goals and the whole world is talking about his skills again.
We thank God Xavi and Iniesta are still on vacation.
Enemies go hear am this year,he must score 5 goals against one  EPL team.
@mukina!
If Arsenal fans keeps posting indecent pix on this thread,we will report them officially to messi and he will punish gunners in CL.LOL

Awww, stop scaring the little kids, you're going to make them have nightmares

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=481778.msg6513989#msg6513989 date=1280965355]why dat face??[/quote]Because he thinks i will take u away from him

All the same, Chi, how u dey?

me wan go sleep soon oo, all eyes heavy, no shinbginshingbin

Good one.

tanimz:
What important things?

I was busy fixing important things too.

Very important things that NL cannot take their places.

makajibbz:
your affections are un-noticed. obasonjo

your obj, lol, chasing after youngies

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=481778.msg6513867#msg6513867 date=1280963827] We are just friends owkay? [/quote]yea i know, but wont u like it?

Busy fixing things (important things).

you busy doing what?

@chi-baby,
can i wet yours?

@maka

are you another OBJ?

I have been kinda busy, but it's slowing down and i am glad, whats up with you?

NL don change

makajibbz, go for your age mate, Tpiah is waiting for u

i am good sha, how u dey?

Aww, see my cute tanimz, where have u been? or where have i been?

Chi-baby, whats up? anything for me?

I need to wet a lip, what do u think?

@CHI
Better luck next time

@topic


wetin dey bite u?

So some peopls actually thought these girls are U-20?

Make una wake up and face reality.

Super 4 results

Kwara United 0 : 0 Kano Pillars

Enyimba 1 : 0 Sunshine starts

Some things are better left unsaid.

This mamagee self

cantell:
Did your brother change his name? Cos it used to be Ogunjobi.

See this Ojukwu, how u dey?

@Dis Guy
They are starting today, not yesterday, sorry about the mix up, first match stated for 3pm between Kwara United and Kano pillars.


Supersports still remains the rightly owners of the TV right.

@FBS
Bros, i still dey oo, just been busy, but i have few days to take a rest, how bout you?

That is my bro's name

[quote author=na_so link=topic=488436.msg6508680#msg6508680 date=1280917145]Una dey mad? which kind question be dis? Our super eagles performed poorly at the WC , but to suggest that this falconets will even get a draw is the biggest insult. These falconets can not even beat the main falcons team. The best players in the falconets are fringe players in the main super falcons team.

For the female game they tried, but any selected u-16 male side will beat them silly not to talk of our super eagles. abi una head no correct?[/quote]Abeg help me tell this people o, some Nigerians can be so delusional

Lol, u need cane

Lol, well, maybe this will teach them a lesson.