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I use God beg the guy make he no marry the girl
Except he wan die of heartbreak

Adult simp OP

GeneralPula:
You can only get to know the real length of a dick after erection..

You need to drop a pic of an erected penis..

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@Cardtonic which bonus una dey give una customers wey they trade gift cards with una?

I wan know very important bc I don dey deal with una for long oh

After smoking my weed I can comfortably tell you that the two problems in Nigeria are the yorubas and fulanis_hausas

They're never tired of suffering, somebody is a vice president and he can't even man up , bag of rice costlier than minimum wage

Do y'all even know the power a vice president holds ?
But this one na to they do bouncer follow buhari wey no get head
Him wife go they plait buhari wife hair upandan
When una go get sense my fellow Nigerians ehn?

As long as say the man na yoruba man , all yorubas ready make dem suffer whether him good or not , and once fulani_hausa see say na muslim , them go support too whether the man is good or not
Religion_tribe our biggest problem and lemme tell you clearly , Nigeria will only become worse and worse , if you get small money just exit Nigeria even if it's to move to Egypt just go

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

I don't know the name though but I can bet my balls that snake is not venomous
Non venomous

U don put hand inside the snake mouth to know ?
Picture or Adonbilivit

Chloraseptic:
All this back and forth because the killer is a female..

The way the police was even stressing how beautiful she's sums it up..

For the last time females are more dangerous and strong and evil hearted than male..

I mean how can you explain some Teenage girls going off to meet a guy they are meeting for the first time in a hotel from Benin to far away Abuja.. Most adult guys can't do it let alone teenage guys

You've said it all

Wetin me know be say
Anything wey don relate to buhari can never see peace of mind in their life

It's simple na

OP = OPEN PREEK

Anything religion count me out

HONESTFACT101:
which south African girl

You can't understand I'm sorry

That's not chidinma
That's an innocent south african girl who just clocked 20 4days ago
I pray they also post your sister in replacement of a killer

Some people role model

I also noticed my ex's attitude whenever she comes to spend time at my place
Her parents said I'm the only man who's ever visited her at home an they've never seen her with a man
I'm based in lagos , and she's from kwara state

Her parents allows her to visit me in lagos state whenever she's on holidays , omo this babe cuddle her phone like it's her life , and yeah I bought her the said phone oh

I don't like the idea of going through anyone's phone whether male or female but her attitude towards her phone made me to give it a shot

The first day I tried , I didn't know she set a buzzing sound once any hand touches the power button

Second day I told her I needed to check some soccer scores seems my network was misbehaving , she sluggishly gave me the phone after a while 20mins of delay
In her presence I went into her opera mini and started my soccer scores check, and she was so close to me observing me closely, that still made me badly wanna know what's on her phone , I became curious cuz I can't lie , she's the only girl I've ever loved deeply then

I told her I needed some privacy and why would she be so attached to me that way

I left the room to the second room , and damn I saw fire
I went straight to her whatsapp archive list , and I saw it all
Long story short, the love died that moment

I never told her parents nothing , and her parents who used to call me at least once monthly didn't call me since then
Which I'm sure she must've told them whatever lies , so was I wrong by not informing her parents seems they loved me as their own son or were they wrong by not at least hearing from me ?

To be honest that iyabo ojo na better okpo

Righteousness2:
Nigeria does not need Turkey or Erodogan's help In any form.. Islamization of Nigeria is what he is after.

If Turkey comes, Israel also need to come.

I swear sense far from u

Millimann:
If he presented himself as a poor father, would Harrysong have helped him?

Deep

Why keep friends you're not proud of

dayoakin12:
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BATTERY 32OO MAH
4G LTE NETWORK.
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WHATSAPP NUMBER
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Pictures?

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Good evening Nairalanders

Dreyton36:
Fvck mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As a stoner most people see us as irresponsible people but they don't understand the medication derived from medical cannabis

Cannabis is that best friend you can always run to and you will never get disappointed
It switches your sorrows to joy after the third drag (heat)

Cannabis makes you love songs that you don't even give value to , and also makes you over love songs that truly have deep inspiration

Cannabis gives you confidence and more wisdom
Drag a joint and you'll see how you will smooth talk your stubborn client into giving them an heavy billing
It's until your eyes are cleared that you'll know all the job you've done overnight and you'll be like "NA ME SWEET LIKE THIS)?

The answer is cannabis mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

MY FIRST TIME EXPERIENCE OF DRAGGING A JOINT

I was only 14 yrs old when i dragged my first medication (weed)
There was this Bros who lives around my area who always listens to 2PAC and LUCKY DUBE songs while smoking his WEED
he always mind his business and I loved his lifestyle and wanted to be like him
I generated love for 2pac's track (Dear mama).

One day he was playing that DEAR MAMA on his loud deck
I came closer to listen to it , cuz I loved that particular verse where 2pac said """"restricted from school and scared to go home , I was a fool with the big boys breaking all the rules"""".

Then I sighted something white and wrapped and he wasn't there , I took it and light it up with the matches on the bench
I dragged it in , funnily I didn't even cough out just like other first timers , I smoked it like a pro because i already had friends who were smoking cigarettes then but I never liked the smell of cigarettes that's why I didn't take it

I dragged it like 7 times and i felt nothing, so I was now wondering what's the need of smoking it when it has nothing to give in my body

I dragged it more and more again while the next track entered (WHEN THUGZ CRY) don't listen to that track when you're pained , you might kill someone

In few minutes time I noticed that I couldn't feel my legs no more
I tried using water to wash my face , still same thing
I wanted to play the role of a smart guy by running home to sleep

My people as I was going home that's how i started explaining football match livescores to everyone I saw on the road
I missed my way , thank God people that knew me understood that i wasn't myself because the livescores explanation was now too much for them to bear
They took me home and tied me with a rope , that's how I slept off ....


WHAT'S YOUR OWN EXPERIENCE

@Slawormir
@lalasticlala

Eleyi loud o

Fvck mehnnnnnnnnn

Getting advise from a forum full of masturbators
People with problem will start advising you on how to stop when they can't

Alaye fvck mehnnnnnnnnn
There are only two ways about it
1. Get closer to God
2. Self discipline
Fvck mehnnnnnnnnn