Namaster:
The life of a woman is SUPER soft!

No one would think twice about a guy doing this
In fact, a shitload of guys already do this. One girl did it and BAAAM! she dan blow.

I'm pretty sure the half a MILLION Naira is just the beginning. Emmanuel has opened the floodgates for simple men.



Funniest thing is that the girl I see here does hookup as a side hustle.

Bros you talk too much.... Leave the simp and the hookup girl alone. Who you epp?? There are millions of hookup girls who never look back to assist their dying parents and for the fact that she took it upon herself to assist her dad is a win win for both of them and If the girl is wise enough she can start a business with the 500k and forget hookuping

pweeryambre:
Normaly, most bank App won't allow you transact above one million per day... But I am seeing over 3 milion. How is that possible if these banks don't know a thing or two about it.

Such transaction can't be done on zenith app without a token.... If you register with your debit card, you can't transfer above 200k and transaction above 200k requires a token and the token pin

labake1:
Why is it difficult to get these qualities in a man?

You need a clay so that you can mould him yourself.....

ijustdey:
Minister of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Nyesom Wike, has said wherever he goes, every Nigerian wants to take a picture with him. In an…




https://dailytrust.com/every-nigerian-wants-to-take-pictures-with-me-wike/

Except me

WriterNig:
This whole week na only Mohbad songs I go dey jam...

RIP Mohbad imole. 💔

Medicine after death... Why you no jam am till Dec to show us say you love am.

minakom:
24 hrs when people have waited for 5 months, no passport. Una well done

You just spoke my mind...I have gone to the passport office twice and yet I was told it's not ready since may

Dannydrums889:
According to the topic above


What did you study and what are you doing presently?


Get in and let's discuss

I studied pry education but now I am a banker... What an irony

MISTAICEY02288:


Wow. Congrats on that. But I guess it's a Federal Government job right?

Lol! Who Fed Govt help? It's a private institutions bro.... Acquiring a govt job in this part of the world is like sitting on a time bomb, you can wait till enternity

MISTAICEY02288:


How if I may ask?

I got a job with my waec result then I got promoted

essentialone:
What is the most useless certificate you have ever gotten?

I am yet to get a job with my BSc but my waec result is currently paying my bills What an irony

Jewessgratitud3:


Girls are naturally meant to squat before now.. men are the ones who should stand on their feet.

Any man who can cater for his needs is fit for marriage but it's obvious you can't relate because you are a squatter. Sis abeg wetin do your feet wey you no fit stand on your own cos I don't see where it is written in the constitution that women can't own an apartment before marriage. Grow up!!!

Point of correction sir, dollar rate was 830 as of yesterday

joyandfaith:
Crap. Dollar is now #790. Story without data!!

You are right. Sha 💟

successmatters:


Actually, you need to learn about other people's culture. It's a normal in the east to exchange big gifts during burials in this region. Its a form of appreciation to relatives who has shown love and dedication to their families.

The woman will pay bed price for the mulla. However that man needs to be investigated..


Feel free to insult your ancestors, if my above comment de trigger your stupidity. #Icomeinpeace

Eye service

EcoBrick:


https://guardian.ng/news/sanwo-olu-lasg-reward-record-breaking-lasu-student-yusuf-with-n10m/

Ransomtheking:
No be only crash

E go crumble join

I belong to no 12 as a single working class man

AsomStructures:
1. It’s sometimes called Face Me I slap you due to the incessant fights daily. E ma ja ju. If you don’t fight, someone will fight you. You must fight. "Ta lo gbe omi ti mo pon sibi?" (Ija de).

2. You can never go hungry unless you don’t know your way around. Enter the kitchen at the backyard and start whining who’s cooking. Drop small gist about another neighbor, walahi waa jeun ju. Gbenusi no be atenu.

Output - Gbeborun
Input - Food

3. There’s always that man who will claim he has been living in the house before the house was even built. They are always proud of the years they have lived there. They know everyone and when they were given birth to. (Ancestor Tenant)

4. There will be this group of girls living together. They are always at home during the day except at night. Mothers always warn their children not to enter their room. "Ti mo ba ri e ninu yara awon Anti yen, maa fe lu e daku" but these sisters are always kind. 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

5. There must be an old woman who settles a fight. Mama of the house. She is always sitting outside monitoring what is happening on the street. In most cases, she's the landlady. They always have nicknames like "Iya Jeje" "Iya Kofewahala" "Iya Cele".

6. There’s always a landlord wannabe whom everyone hates. He acts like the landlord and he’s always like “Don’t pour waste there” “Pay your nepa bill” and "We will lock this gate by

7pm" bla bla. You will think his name is in the Landlord's will but he's a tenant too. Gboromideleru

8. There must be a regular debtor who doesn’t pay his bills on time, he pays January bills by April. Always coming up with excuses. "My mama just die", the same thing he said last year. Ogbontarigi onigbese

9. One rich tenant must be in the house, he will keep buying things his landlord can never afford. He owes small rent but he’s using 4 ACs, 2 deep freezers, 17 flatscreen TVs, and 54 generators. The landlord hates him but he can't send him away because omo buruku lojo tie.

10. There’s always that Single Aunty who is neat. She will be between 35 to 40 years, speaks good English, and doesn’t like to mingle with other women in the house. (Children call her Aunty). It is the day you look for her trouble you will know that werey wa nle.

10. Every Face Me I face you comes with a fight merchant who can fight till tomorrow. Always representing home and away (Street Fighter). Fijabi igboro 🙌. She will always come home with torn singlets. Werey tun ti lo ja. Everyone in the compound fears her. Even her parents.

11. Nepa bill fight ✅, waste bill fight ✅, rent increment fight ✅, I entered the bathroom before you fight ✅, you poured water at my doorstep fight ✅, you beat my child fight ✅, you sent my child on an errand fight ✅, you talked about me behind my back fight
your wife beat my wife fight ✅, you are dating my husband fight ✅, you used my water fight ✅
At least, 16 fights per month. Tenanté de WWE 🙌.

12. There’s this big boy who brings different girls home, fine room. Always disturbing everyone with loudspeakers

13. There’s always a Gbeborun-General of the whole house. She sees everything, knows everything, and gossips about everything. The moment you hear "shey e ti gbo", just know you are getting served. Her name is always mentioned during every fight. Olofofo

14. Every morning, parents spend 5 hours bath one child outside. These boys are strong. I no dey bath, na by force

15. Sunday meetings are always like this. The landlord is on the high table and everyone keeps ranting and ranting. After 465 suggestions, the landlord won't do any. No item 7 sha o.

16. Every house has that woman that can send children on errands ehn. All the children dislike her. The moment she enters the passage or calls a name, the children will run into their rooms and act like they are asleep. She will never go anywhere herself afi bi afishe.

17. So far it's a Face Me I face you in Bariga, you will always see this tanker everymonth. Awon kogbe kogbe. The entire street will smell for days but o ti mo wa lara.

18. There's always a woman who uses song to insult people during a fight. These people can be very talented. She will use the song to insult and kickstart a fight.

You can add yours 😂😂😂

Laying In State, Finally

clockwisereport:
When completed, the hospital will rank Katsina the only state in Nigeria with two Federal Medical Centres while 15 other states are without such a hospital.


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/569263-months-to-tenure-expiration-fg-to-build-new-medical-centre-in-buharis-hometown.html

AMEN.

hezy4real01:
My candidate fit pa Can you candidate ever?? my candidate is full of life abeg, God we know this man is not a saint either, but he is far better than others from verified records, open Nigerians eyes and mind to vote well..... may we not miss this opportunity again.

It's a long story I just wanna keep it short

Hoorlar:
I got admitted for my second degree after a miserable first degree in the same school, so i know alot than the Freshers. In my first year I had a friend who had issues with this unfortunate lecturer "Mr KURANGA" which I stood for my friend as an activist and lagosian that I am. Because of this the man gave me carry over till my last day in school. This led to extra year sef but luckily for me it's just first semester

This made me had suicidal thoughts for the very first time in my life when I realized I won't be graduating with my set.... Thanks to my girlfriend that year who changed my mind

I got admitted for my second degree after a miserable first degree in the same school, so i know alot than the Freshers. In my first year I had a friend who had issues with this unfortunate lecturer "Mr KURANGA" which I stood for my friend as an activist and lagosian that I am. Because of this the man gave me carry over till my last day in school. This led to extra year sef but luckily for me it's just first semester

This made me had suicidal thoughts for the very first time in my life when I realized I won't be graduating with my set.... Thanks to my girlfriend that year who changed my mind

This one na hoe story

MadamVanessa:


There was this hansome neat young lecturer back then . Man was so intelligent, and I love him so much, that no man matters again except him and I do all I could to be noticed by him but to no avail, it was really frustrating.

Anytime I want to masturbate, I fantasized about him making love to me, and it was heavenly when I fantasized about him.

My ugly experience was, till I leave school this man never for once say hi to me, nor observed that I was giving him all the green light in the world. Till date, it's very painful that I didn't have a taste of that man's dick.

Mine is in ISOLATION cos am single

How many times are you going to repeat this topic Simple instructions stop picking his call.

Arsenal aye yi ma baje ni

The most useless team in the world is arsenal

Merry Christmas Mofos

I hope she return safely to her fams Even tho I don't believe she would cos this is Nigeria and to make things worse na December we de if you don't get it forget about it...