₦airaland Forum

What do you expect of a gullible APC fan

DatNiggaDaz:


Don't deny Wike now. Don't ever exhibit that Charakter. Stay and support him like you have always done when he was fighting Fubara at the beginning.

Don't you have conscience. How can one switch so fast

The best way to teach in primary level is MOTHER TONGUE.... In fact you can only speak English fluently only when you under your native language. This govt don't have a single KNOWLEDGE

Omooba77:
Nigerian Government Suspends Indigenous Language In Schools, Upholds English As Primary Medium



https://saharareporters.com/2025/11/12/nigerian-government-suspends-indigenous-language-schools-upholds-english-primary-medium

Breakfast 1500 Afternoon snacks and drink 1200 and dinners 1700 transportion 1500..... You can do the math

Na only me be that but if my fiancée de around 10k minimum if we no cook

Storyofmylife:
omoh that's true but i think am over spending by spending an average of #3000 daily for feeding.

The group is called AGBAKO

ThroneNGamez:
A group of men with bald heads is called

The people buying data for you to defend them will soon finish their tenure. Then we will get to see how you will continue to browse. SMH

CoronaVirusPro:
Dino should contact same Opay if they would be able to finance the operation that will fix his two left legs.

He should look for a right leg donor and make it happen.

Maxymilliano:
https://saharareporters.com/2025/06/10/breaking-abuja-international-conference-centre-renamed-after-tinubu-amid-n39billion?fbclid=IwY2xjawK1J-FleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFKMnhUQjBjUXdYdlRjMlN0AR75XCMzP6jTV7T1G6MU-GkcXCOJSPqPNn89mx8SdpHU2Z4EUSmQ4e13ZUppEA_aem_ibjmU1y7KI-CiW4rtlkVug

Naso wike,akpabio and baba go joyfully burn 9ja to the ground.... God forbid

No pics No vid..... Continue 👏

Obviously the boy doesn't like him

mohbadliveson:
The boy looks angry or is that his natural look?

If that is his natural look, fear dey catch me oo. This one won't smile if he becomes Rivers governor

Busy meat don catch hunter..... 😂

Bribe..... So that the lawmakers can lose their senses

Jovi10:
How? Is it cbn that's making the rubbish policies for the big eyed idiot?


If you voted for Buhari and then Tinubu. Hunger and hardship will never depart from your family, if you're abroad and supporting this administration, you'll be deported by God's grace.

If you're tribalistic because of Tinubu be it yoruba or igbo or hausa, you'll not prosper in all your endeavors because una allow politicians divide una.

In as much as I like your prayer points because I did not fall into any of the categories you mentioned up there ☝️ I was already saying AMEN until i had a second thought in my head about *"HUNGER and Hardship not desisting from a family"* ........ Here is my question

What happens if parents voted for the two people you mentioned and their children voted other people *"wetin hunger and hardship go do?

Osiris12:
God no go allow police carry you go station. Those police women at the counter are the definition of WITCHES

You Nailed It.... They are the worst set of people to encounter at the station. In fact the entire NPF modus operandi is DEMONIC jes like their POLICE ACADEMICS and UNIFORM


I wish I can send a voice note to narrate my story cos I can't type the long story rn.

Dapromzy333:
https://news360ng.com/breaking-cjn-olukayode-ariwoola-retires-at-70-justice-kudirat-kekere-ekun-poised-as-successor/

Now he can face the full wrath of the bad government he imposed on us like every other Nigerians... RUBBISH 🗑️

Namaster:
The life of a woman is SUPER soft!

No one would think twice about a guy doing this
In fact, a shitload of guys already do this. One girl did it and BAAAM! she dan blow.

I'm pretty sure the half a MILLION Naira is just the beginning. Emmanuel has opened the floodgates for simple men.



Funniest thing is that the girl I see here does hookup as a side hustle.

Bros you talk too much.... Leave the simp and the hookup girl alone. Who you epp?? There are millions of hookup girls who never look back to assist their dying parents and for the fact that she took it upon herself to assist her dad is a win win for both of them and If the girl is wise enough she can start a business with the 500k and forget hookuping

labake1:
Why is it difficult to get these qualities in a man?

You need a clay so that you can mould him yourself.....

ijustdey:
Minister of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Nyesom Wike, has said wherever he goes, every Nigerian wants to take a picture with him. In an…




https://dailytrust.com/every-nigerian-wants-to-take-pictures-with-me-wike/

Except me

WriterNig:
This whole week na only Mohbad songs I go dey jam...

RIP Mohbad imole. 💔

Medicine after death... Why you no jam am till Dec to show us say you love am.

minakom:
24 hrs when people have waited for 5 months, no passport. Una well done

You just spoke my mind...I have gone to the passport office twice and yet I was told it's not ready since may

Dannydrums889:
According to the topic above


What did you study and what are you doing presently?


Get in and let's discuss

I studied pry education but now I am a banker... What an irony

MISTAICEY02288:
Wow. Congrats on that. But I guess it's a Federal Government job right?

Lol! Who Fed Govt help? It's a private institutions bro.... Acquiring a govt job in this part of the world is like sitting on a time bomb, you can wait till enternity

MISTAICEY02288:
How if I may ask?

I got a job with my waec result then I got promoted

essentialone:
What is the most useless certificate you have ever gotten?

I am yet to get a job with my BSc but my waec result is currently paying my bills What an irony

Jewessgratitud3:
Girls are naturally meant to squat before now.. men are the ones who should stand on their feet.

Any man who can cater for his needs is fit for marriage but it's obvious you can't relate because you are a squatter. Sis abeg wetin do your feet wey you no fit stand on your own cos I don't see where it is written in the constitution that women can't own an apartment before marriage. Grow up!!!

Point of correction sir, dollar rate was 830 as of yesterday

joyandfaith:
Crap. Dollar is now #790. Story without data!!

You are right. Sha 💟

successmatters:
Actually, you need to learn about other people's culture. It's a normal in the east to exchange big gifts during burials in this region. Its a form of appreciation to relatives who has shown love and dedication to their families.

The woman will pay bed price for the mulla. However that man needs to be investigated..


Feel free to insult your ancestors, if my above comment de trigger your stupidity. #Icomeinpeace

Eye service

EcoBrick:
https://guardian.ng/news/sanwo-olu-lasg-reward-record-breaking-lasu-student-yusuf-with-n10m/

Ransomtheking:
No be only crash

E go crumble join

I belong to no 12 as a single working class man

AsomStructures:
1. It’s sometimes called Face Me I slap you due to the incessant fights daily. E ma ja ju. If you don’t fight, someone will fight you. You must fight. "Ta lo gbe omi ti mo pon sibi?" (Ija de).

2. You can never go hungry unless you don’t know your way around. Enter the kitchen at the backyard and start whining who’s cooking. Drop small gist about another neighbor, walahi waa jeun ju. Gbenusi no be atenu.

Output - Gbeborun
Input - Food

3. There’s always that man who will claim he has been living in the house before the house was even built. They are always proud of the years they have lived there. They know everyone and when they were given birth to. (Ancestor Tenant)

4. There will be this group of girls living together. They are always at home during the day except at night. Mothers always warn their children not to enter their room. "Ti mo ba ri e ninu yara awon Anti yen, maa fe lu e daku" but these sisters are always kind. 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

5. There must be an old woman who settles a fight. Mama of the house. She is always sitting outside monitoring what is happening on the street. In most cases, she's the landlady. They always have nicknames like "Iya Jeje" "Iya Kofewahala" "Iya Cele".

6. There’s always a landlord wannabe whom everyone hates. He acts like the landlord and he’s always like “Don’t pour waste there” “Pay your nepa bill” and "We will lock this gate by

7pm" bla bla. You will think his name is in the Landlord's will but he's a tenant too. Gboromideleru

8. There must be a regular debtor who doesn’t pay his bills on time, he pays January bills by April. Always coming up with excuses. "My mama just die", the same thing he said last year. Ogbontarigi onigbese

9. One rich tenant must be in the house, he will keep buying things his landlord can never afford. He owes small rent but he’s using 4 ACs, 2 deep freezers, 17 flatscreen TVs, and 54 generators. The landlord hates him but he can't send him away because omo buruku lojo tie.

10. There’s always that Single Aunty who is neat. She will be between 35 to 40 years, speaks good English, and doesn’t like to mingle with other women in the house. (Children call her Aunty). It is the day you look for her trouble you will know that werey wa nle.

10. Every Face Me I face you comes with a fight merchant who can fight till tomorrow. Always representing home and away (Street Fighter). Fijabi igboro 🙌. She will always come home with torn singlets. Werey tun ti lo ja. Everyone in the compound fears her. Even her parents.

11. Nepa bill fight ✅, waste bill fight ✅, rent increment fight ✅, I entered the bathroom before you fight ✅, you poured water at my doorstep fight ✅, you beat my child fight ✅, you sent my child on an errand fight ✅, you talked about me behind my back fight
your wife beat my wife fight ✅, you are dating my husband fight ✅, you used my water fight ✅
At least, 16 fights per month. Tenanté de WWE 🙌.

12. There’s this big boy who brings different girls home, fine room. Always disturbing everyone with loudspeakers

13. There’s always a Gbeborun-General of the whole house. She sees everything, knows everything, and gossips about everything. The moment you hear "shey e ti gbo", just know you are getting served. Her name is always mentioned during every fight. Olofofo

14. Every morning, parents spend 5 hours bath one child outside. These boys are strong. I no dey bath, na by force

15. Sunday meetings are always like this. The landlord is on the high table and everyone keeps ranting and ranting. After 465 suggestions, the landlord won't do any. No item 7 sha o.

16. Every house has that woman that can send children on errands ehn. All the children dislike her. The moment she enters the passage or calls a name, the children will run into their rooms and act like they are asleep. She will never go anywhere herself afi bi afishe.

17. So far it's a Face Me I face you in Bariga, you will always see this tanker everymonth. Awon kogbe kogbe. The entire street will smell for days but o ti mo wa lara.

18. There's always a woman who uses song to insult people during a fight. These people can be very talented. She will use the song to insult and kickstart a fight.

You can add yours 😂😂😂

Laying In State, Finally

clockwisereport:
When completed, the hospital will rank Katsina the only state in Nigeria with two Federal Medical Centres while 15 other states are without such a hospital.


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/569263-months-to-tenure-expiration-fg-to-build-new-medical-centre-in-buharis-hometown.html