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See temitemi's hero.....we never see that one on nairaland for months now

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BY SAHARAREPORTERS, NEW YORK
JUL 04, 2017
A Nigerian pro-democracy group has again demanded that Senate President Bukola Saraki, in conjunction with Acting President Yemi Osinbajo, direct the setting up of a medical panel to ascertain whether President Muhammadu Buhari is incapacitated, under the provisions of Section 144 sub-section 4 of the Nigerian Constitution.
It also asked the President to address the nation by live video by Thursday or face the prospects of organized protests in Nigeria and other parts of the world.
In a statement signed by convener Deji Adeyanju and Secretary John Danfulani, the group warned: “If the President is found with any infirmity that renders him incapable of discharging his duties, the Senate President and the Speaker of the House of Representatives shall officially declare him incapable of discharging his duties and declare his office vacant as prescribed in subsection 2 of section 143.”
Pointing out that July 4th marks 58 days of Mr. Buhari’s absence from his office as President, and from the country on a medical vacation in the United Kingdom, the group observed that he has had almost no contact with Nigeria during the period, and made no public appearances.
“To this end, we urge President Buhari to address the nation via a live video on or before the 60th day (2 days from today) of his absence,” it urged.
It further demanded that AIT, Channels, Vanguard and Punch correspondents, along with representatives of SaharaReporters and Premium Times be present at the live event.
“In failing to do so, we will begin a series of peaceful processions and mass action across the country such as [in] Abuja, Lagos, Port Harcourt and Kaduna and also outside the country in London and New York aimed at sensitizing the public as to the legal & constitutional crisis created by President Buhari’s continued absence from office and the insistence of the cabal to shield him away from his constituents, the Nigerian people.”
“Concerned Nigerians” is a pro-democracy group committed to accountability, rule of law, good governance and the fight against corruption.



http://saharareporters.com/2017/07/04/pro-democracy-group-asks-buhari-address-nation-thursday-or-face-protests

Saintsquare:
come to Abeokuta,go to Isapon,you will see your kinsmen selling wears. They even have there Eze.there. From there stroll down to Isale Igbin,you will see your people selling spare parts. Take a bike to Panseke,hundreds of your people are selling shoes, wears and electronics.

Ibadan, only Iwo roads has thousands of igbos selling all.sorts.

Even Ekiti ain't left out, come to Ado and see how your people are selling tiles, paints and.spare parts in Textiles,some are also selling egg roll at Fajuyi and many are riding okada.

So guy it's not bout Lagos at all but whole sw.....

I dey Ogbomoso and Igbos plenty here die......They are fvcking everywhere. I don go one semi-village go do field trip in Kwara state before and believe me, Igbo man dey..... seriously, they are not marginalized.....they are just bunch of crybabies.

hilroy:
First of all, Afonja was a name of a person, and history validated that he showed more bravery than Ojukwu. Well that's a story for another day.
Now to the issue of Nnamdi cownu, if your eyes are functioning well which I believe they are, you should see that in the picture I'm referring to, some idiots are not kneeling down for Cownu according to Igbo culture but bowing for him. So the question now is why do you guys decide to make an im.becile like Cownu a demi-god when there are many intelligent minds from your tribe?

about Afonja....i saw this about the day he was killed
"when the legendary Afonja was cornered the day he was killed....it was recorded that he refused to fall to the ground even after he was shot with countless arrow from afar, the Fulani were so scared to go near him for close to 2 hours because they thought he's just pretending and will continue to hack off their heads with his great sword if they venture near him"

Brother Lalasticlala, Please God almighty won't offer up the Cristiano Ronaldo of your life for sale only to use the whole proceeds to buy Marouane Fellaini as replacement. Please push this thread to Canaan so we can get some answers. thanks in anticipation.

morscino:
God bless u too brother, during my stay in d east, I moved around a lot, that was how I could sample them well.
The ppl of imo are just too welcoming,I sometimes feel they have yoruba traits in them, you would be shocked to know that they are hated by other eastern states for this reason.
The ikweres and eches in rivers who are clearing igbo speaking tribes would tell u they are not igbos, because of the negativity attached to the igbo brand and in reflection of how they are treated by the core igbos...

What you wrote is the Truth..... nothing but the truth.

morscino:
Do not fool yourself, let igbos leave lagos, they shall be replaced by togolese n beninoise...u ppl are naturally filled with hatred, that is why no one would invest in ur land.a man from owerri cannot buy a land in abia, let alone a non-igbo, he would have to buy it with the name of a native of the host town, who would easily claim it one day.
I have once stayed in d east so I know what I'm saying, Imo is the only hospitable state in d east.
The west has always been leading and we would always lead, we were not clothed by d british like u ppl.

we had aso-oke,buba,sokoto-kembe,fila abeti-aja,etc(all of which has no english name,because they were not brought by d british)...name one igbo clothing that is not from the SW and has no english name..

God bless you sir. On one of my rare e-fight thread. I told the person I was replying that the only way I responded civilly to his barrage of insults was because I served in Owerri and from my experience, they are a special breed of Igbos. They are friendly and civil......I was thinking they are pretending but seeing how their kins from Abia and Anambra et al despise them, I know they are naturally good and kind-hearted.

YungMillionaire:
Horlla its Mujtahida - I was live and direct on that thread. Mujtahida na lyrical wizard. I dof cap for am.

Mujtahida baba, na Badoo u be ooo.... Yungmilli, my respect for u don increase 1000000 times.

FisifunKododada:
Horlla that sounds like my guy Mujtahida. The guy suppose to the win literature awards (or at least make him dey write speech for Aso Rock). That guy na our generation of Wole Soyinka - he get mouth die!

Mujtahida is a brilliant chap but I doubt if hez the one who wrote it.....I have forgotten the name.

This brilliant piece was written by a very intelligent e-warrior in honor of Aare-Ona-Kakanfo of Nairaland, Balogun Yoruba of Every Nairaland section, Arogunmatiidi I, Okunrin Meesan ati half, the one and only Akinphysicist



"That AkinPhysicist is the epitome of savagery, a vicious afonja warlord - brutal, deadly, ferocious, uncompromising, corrosive and ruthless.
Look at the way he entered into the fray with the swagger of thunders popping all over him, with the flourish of lights going before him, blinding his adversaries, making them scurry like befuddled rats back into their cramped holes. Ogun, Sango and Eshu (the sly trickster of a god) descended with him.
GodisBiafran had long been hornily calling for him in the provocative way most sex starved women do. She (abi he, even if he is a he, psychologically he is a SHE! ) called and called, swaying her curvy hips, languidly shaking her turgid waist, voluptuously flashing her full, high breasted chest, recklessly teasing him, tempting him with provocative, diabolic lust and suggestive, sinful dare in her hungry, raunchy eyes.
AkinPhysicist, the afonja terror waited, ohhh, like a true warrior he waited for her to get to a good, feverish pitch. Then suddenly he came down, pounced on her expertly with the devilry and cunning nimbleness of Amalinze the Cat, he clamped her down firmly, brushed her vigorously here, gave her a potent and very crucial thrust there, there again, again, again, squeezed her, rumpled her. She cried with crude, godless delight like a happy pagan, she moaned rapidly, desperately grasping for breath. She had called for IT. Now she had IT cumming. She bursted into a thousand orgasms like supernovas on a dark night, streams of water gushed forth from her convulsing body like the waters of Ukwu-nnegi dam, she saw stars and touched the heavens and meekly entered into her peace."
Cc: AkinPhysicist
Akin abeg help me to find the moniker of the writer mha tag him

Nwakaumu:
With all your intelligence you couldn't save your "one Nigeria from recession,you ve not added a zero megawatt to your natonal powear grid for the past 3yrs,surgical operation in your national hospital is being done with cell phone torch light due to lack of electricity,Refugee camps (IDP)are springing up every day in your country,even when you are not at war with any country,but your selves.Now, we know who is not intelligent.

Talking about intelligence, your people held important portfolios in five out of 7 years ago. An avenue to bring development to the so-called marginalized SE but what did they do, Nothing.....No seasport, no second Niger bridge. I have been to the East and it's even worse than the West......apart from Lagos, I have never seen large amount of large ekele dili chukwu night buses in any other part of Yorubaland before. That shows a superficial war is going on in the East too displacing your youths.....and your leaders are to blame for that.

Have someone else noticed that Igbos are incapable of making an intelligent argument..... shouting Afonja like imbecilic goats instead of countering the document with another verifiable document. War documentary has it that the Biafran army stationed in South-South had to cook for themselves because the minority women they hired as cook were killing them via poison. Have anyone ever bothered to ask why. The journal points to the reason.

ipodstinks:
What brain in in your head. That same oba akinolu has called you a madman if you say Lagos is not Yoruba land. Be conversant with news kid.

Baba nla, I didn't see that news on Nairaland (the one where oba denied the report). E jo e ba mi post link si thread yen....e seun gan.

I had to go download his song where he murdered DJ Coublon Free beat.....he titled it "Atsaye neke". He made me love Hausa rap. RIP man.

OkoYiboz:
If Chinua Ashebe wrote as much grammar as you, he would have won the Nobel prize.

There are different kinds of lunatics. Some sing, some dance, some are quiet, some are violent and some speak long but useless gibberish.

Having this in mind, kindly diagnose the poster I quoted.

kuku kill me

Okoyiboz3:
Oga, it is this kind of grammar that made Ojukwu's manhood refuse to die.
Kindly print the corrections out, frame it and hang it in your sitting room.
Even if you have nothing to contribute, you have learnt something new.

hahahahaha.....are u related to Tiwa, cos you are Savage.

Up Chelseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

GodIsBiafran:
Oya solve this problem: exp(i*pi)+1 = ? (If it takes you more than 10 seconds - then something is wrong).

Full Disclosure: Akin showed me the 'trick' awhile ago.

exp(i*pi)= -1
-1+1=0
exp(i*pi)+1=0

FisifunKododada:
This Horllamideh guy will not kill person with laughter -he is just 2 funny...no wonder Akin likes him.

Bobo why u no go try standup comedy? I am not joking. You have some materials here now

Baba, I dry pass AY ooo.....see as you inflate my ebbing ego,me sef come dey see myself for OLIC/ AY Live...... faints

GodIsBiafran:
Please stop deceiving the guy, which kind standup comedy. You tink say na so e easy? FK did Akin give part of the money to a University student as he promised? Because, this Horllamideh guy does not look like a serious person. Look at his picture abeg. Does he look like an outstanding student to you? Has this Hollamide solved a single math question on this Nairaland sef?

I won't call myself an outstanding student but I am really trying..... Mathematics is one of the subject I love testing my brain cells with and seeing Akin's explanation, I just had to acknowledge his brand of reasoning.

YungMillionaire:
Yes. I assume the name starting with C is your first name and your last name starts with O. Also mail me your phone number.

Yungmilli baba, thanks for the dough.....u will not sell Boeing private jet to buy Raleigh bicycle. I really appreciate

AkinPhysicist:


Solution
Using simple logic: Imagine the animals all raise one leg. When this is done, there will be a total of 80 – 28 = 52 legs visible. Then imagine each of the animals raising a second leg, then there will be 52 – 28 = 24 legs left. Since the chickens have only two legs, all the 24 legs must belong to the rabbits. Now since the rabbits have already raised two legs, then each of the rabbits must be contributing 2 legs to the 24. Therefore there are 24 divided 2 = 12 rabbits. Therefore, since there are 28 animals in total, then there are 28 – 12 = 16 chickens.

Format mathematics method:
Let X be the number of Chickens and Y be the number of Rabbits. Here is the formal mathematical approach.
X + Y = 28 (1)
2X + 4Y = 80 (2)

Multiply eq.1 by 4:
4X + 4Y = 112 (3)
Subtract eq.2 from eq. 3:
2X = 112 – 80 => 2X = 32 => X = 16 therefore Y = 28 – 16 = 12.

Baba nla, mo tii ri ise yen......I really appreciate it. E ba mi dupe lowo Yungmillionaire

I remembered how they called Kemi Olunloyo their daughter, giving her names like "Ada Igbo" cos she was whining about Biafra....some months later, madam showed them her true colors and they were disappointed. Now FFK is romancing Cownu, I know their friendship won't last..... FFK will wake up one morning to write another of his lengthy article to lampoon the emotional sissy tribe from the East.

YungMillionaire:
Horllamideh - the last name is first right?

Do u mean last name (as in surname) ??

YungMillionaire:
Horllamideh - please send the following details to khalidkay777@gmail.com:
Your fullname: Bank Name: Bank Address: Bank Account: Your Address:
I will have it wired to you.

Yungmilli baba, mail sent already.... I dey wait the showers of blessing

GodIsBiafran:
Why should this Hollamide guy get anything. He didn't not even attempt the question. What kind of fvckery is this? Sometimes Akin can be so arbitrary. At least the money should go to a University student who is working hard towards a degree.

haba nah..... Oga, I take God beg u, God won't sell the Ronaldo in ur Madrid come use the whole money buy Fellaini oo....

AkinPhysicist:
Shekiri ni yungmill ko gbo yooba dada - PM eh.

Mo tii te msg sii baba nla jare. Emi yin a gun baba mi

AkinPhysicist:
PM yungmill moti so fun pe ko bu e ni 4k

for real?? Ngbo yungmillionaire, a nilo attention yin nibi bayi