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Zazoopk:
Mtn gb real ungokgjmj now

Werey, Migo loan code.

easyelliot:
What is inside that Egyptian gk water ?

Nothing is inside, before a crucial game that may likely end up in penalty kicks, a member of the goalkeeping coaching crew is assigned to finding the preferred direction each of their opponent team players love to play his penalty to. So they will scribble it in a small sheet of paper for the keeper to consult so as to boost chances of saving the penalty. Gabaski is consulting the small note.

VaselineCrew:
I was watching an apocalyptic Hollywood movie scene, and they were complaining that there is no water and electricity has been shut down.

I thought to myself, this is everyday life in Naija, and yet there is no apocalyptic level event in the country.

Please is that not even worse than a zoo?

In 2022 you still don’t have water and you want to hide it to play politics. Nigeria is a terrible country, say the truth and it shall set you free abeg. Free enough to start working on the problems!

Nigeria deserves every insults thrown at it cos it has refuse to move forward since 1960. What IPOB and majority of Igbos did with the name calling is the same as maligning a girl your friend is interested in only to go behind his back to toast the same girl. Nigeria is a zoo, then what's Abaribe doing in the legislative house of a zoo.....why are the Igbos gunning to occupy the highest office of the zoo.


You burned all bridges and wonder why it's hard to reconnect with others.

kponkedenge:
Can you also mention one northerner politician that has condemned Fulani herdsmen killings in the south? Or have you forgotten how Kwankwaso went all the way to Ibadan to release some Fulani herdsmen some years ago? That shows you that they somehow are okay with it, but you guys will never mention that, it's only Igbos you guys see.

The statement about the Igbos going around insulting other tribes is a cunning statement most Yorubas and even Hausas have been making continuously trying to make it stick, but it can't cos you guys are also guilty of the same offense.

Just open any Nnamdi Kanu's thread on nairaland and even Peter Obi and see the way your people use different derogatory words on them. Igbos don't always play the victim like you and the Hausas play..... So nobody holy pass abeg, I just see this as an avenue for you guys to scapegoat the Igbos, nothing more.

Infact the way Nigeria is going, if it doesn't breakup, a time will come when Hausas would be voting Hausas, yorubas will vote yorubas and Igbos will vote Igbos, cos all these fake alliance will soon come crashing, just watch and see.

At least you were honest enough to admit we all don't like ourselves in your first paragraph. Something most of your fellow SWtners would never admit, but try to blame the Igbos for that, so at least I'll give you kudos for that.

You missed the point in my reply bro, don't you get it.... It's all ACTion and REACTion. NK no help matter at all..... Infact 2023 ought to be for the Igbos but PDP no wan zone am come for some couple of reasons; you remember unknown gunmen attacking INEC offices in states across SE abi, You remember the IPOB warcry "No referendum No Election".


PDP will be dumb to risk presenting a SE candidate unless of course APC will present SE candidate too and the latter happening has 1 in a 1000 chance of happening currently cos APC is not a popular voting choice in the SE.

kponkedenge:
See ehn, the funny thing about this is that this same northerners also want other regions to vote for them. They can't win the presidency all by themselves.

The people claiming Igbos hate them actually hate the Igbos more.

It will be easier for an Igbo to vote for Atiku than for a Northerner to vote Peter Obi, but they claim Igbos hate them.... Please who hate who?

As it stands sef, I can never vote any Northerner apart from Atiku, cos I feel he's the most qualified among the Northerners and quite liberal.

I can never vote a Tambuwal or Kwankwaso, Lamido, El Rufai etc over someone like Peter Obi, because they are not up to him in terms of achievement.

You really don't get it. We are all hypocrites in Nigeria.... All the tribes, we really don't like one another. We are all tolerating one another. But the Igbos aren't that emotionally developed enough to hide their hatreds for others. You don't go all out spewing hate vituperations on other tribes and expect them to like you..... all the tribes have their flaws, so don't tell me you hate others cos your tribe is flawless.

Just noticed that Zoo and Zoogerians are no more common words on politics thread since about 4 months back. Na now una know say Naija no be zoo again when time for election reach bah. The indifferent body language of Igbo politicians to utterances and actions of IPOB is the cause of all these insults to Igbos.

This is not a pyramid for Pete's sake. Could be anything but a pyramid.

Girls are swayed by what they hear. A girl can even fall for one cos of accent not to talk of being funny. If your guy is not the loyal type, he will shift your girl's pant soon. This is the reason why I don't converse much with GFs of my friends. Infact reporting my friend to me is something I handle with care.... when trying to settle the matter, I go put instances of me offending my GF too so the girl no go dey view me like saint cos babes are funny. Next thing she go dey view her BF as devil and me the peacemaker as the best thing after pap and akara.

Wasky101:
To avoid generalization I will say some igbos are wicked, i suffer for them hand last year no be small.
Had issues with my transmission
Called a contact i saw on jiji for spare part. Ladipo guy. Told him I wanted gear valve body for a 2014 Corolla. He call price we negotiated and agreed, this man sent gear valve body for 2009 Corolla.
When I called him to return it he first tried to convince me that they can change it to a 2009 gear. When I refused he said I shld return it, I return oya oga return money story enter. He say make I come use the money collect another thing, I dont need anything again oga, he said nah until when him sell am him go refund.
Shey I follow u dey your shop to know when u go sell the spare part.
Last last I opted to collect transmission fluid from him. Sold the oil at 20k, called him and said oga market value of this oil is 15k each he say naso him dey sell him own.
All through this the most shocking thing was this guy mah elderly man, if it was one young boy I would have not have felt so bad.
Had to buy bumper for another car, if I start that one story I fit start to dey cry

Na why I dey sound them warning well well any time I wan buy something from them. Sell what I want for me and it has to be the real thing, if e no work..... you go see me here again and you better not tell me story then. They will collect your money with smiles on their face when giving you the wrong or fake thing, but will now be frowning when I return their goods.

badoh:
Though I'm yet to confront my wife on this as I need to gauge public comment if this act of her is tenable. This is how it goes.
My mum called me last week to know how we were doing( myself, my wife and our children). In such greetings, she will pray for us on the phone and wish us well. However, she told me she has been calling my wife's line for a couple of days but the number always returned busy. I never attached importance to this cos I thought it could be network issue. This week again, she called me to extend her greetings and told me to inform my wife that she has been trying to reach her on phone but her number is busy.
I was curious and wanted to know what actually happened. Around 10pm yesternight, my wife gave me her phone to charge for her as she was already feeling dizzy. I collected the phone and remembered what my mum told me. I went to check if my mum number was blacklisted on her phone, alas, my mum's number was actually blacklisted. I can't really comprehend why she would do such. I'm so disappointed in her for what she did. I had to snap the blacklisted part in case she wants to deny it if I eventually confront her. My mum is not the troublesome type, very calm and kind.
I dont know if I should confront her on this or I should keep it within myself. I can never think of doing such to her own parents.
Has anyone experience this before?

I once had an experience with my GF about something like that. I discovered my attempt to call her are always futile while she calls me every time with ease. It was after a week that I got to lay my hands on her phone, I checked and discovered my number was blocked on her end. But I discovered blocking a number is just a click away on her phone via call records option so I know what happened might be a sleight of hand. So our phones
sometimes......

You can tell your wife your mum said she's been trying to get through to her and watch her reaction. You can even ask her to call her up.

Zorn:
It's only in Africa you will have the poorest citizens while the government officials live a luxurious life on the taxes paid by the poor masses

Not throwing away the truth in your message, the military taking over will not correct that either. No military government has ever done more for the people than properly elected government.

jericco1:
I wonder how you people got 12.
Una go just dey one place dey create countless problems for person

3! actually means 3x2x1
10! will mean 10x9x8x7x6x5x4x3x2x1

slimanyd:
I remember this same helicopter during the eve of 2019 Gov Election in Oyo state. He came to perform wonders then with Akala. But unfortunately ,, Ogbomosho vote alone can't do nada that time

Lies

DubaiLandLord:
So Morroco dey this tournament?

Why is Ziyech not playing for Morroco?

Himself and the coach get canter. He was not called for the last 2 games of the first round of World Cup qualifiers sef.

Skirmishes:
The issue with Osinbajo is that he has no political base in south west.. I don't see any state in the west supporting him ahead of Tinubu. I mean if you cant win delegates from your region, how would he get other states and regions to support his ambition

What political base did GEJ has between 2009 and 2011 that secured him 58% votes to emerge as president then??

I was even thinking you put forward this topic to bring the fore the plight of those at the lowest rung of the ladder in the public service and was disappointed. Someone collecting 560,000 naira with allowance running into millions in a year doesn't have any excuse for being corrupt. A police officer collecting less than 60,000 as monthly salary even has more excuse than such person.

Arrogantbro:
I will like to cover the chicken expenses for your Christmas celebration.
Just tell me the cost of chicken in your area and you may be lucky to get one from me.

N.B, I’ll pick randomly. Tomorrow you get your fund
Merry Christmas in advance. Don’t forget to show love as much as you can


P.S
I’ll now randomly select those who are lucky enough for the Christmas Chicken. Drop your account details if you are on the list.

List Compiled

Kindly drop your account details if your name appears on the list

1. Odera2016 - 6,500 (Sent)
2. graciamore -5,500
3. Preetti - 4,500 (Sent)
4. OluwabuqqyYOLO - 3,500
5. Mzthowxeen - 4,000. (Sent)
6. phemmyfour - 10,000 (Sent)
7. wisino1 - 6,500
8. vincentjk - 5,000
9. isaiah4life - 3,700 (Sent)
10. Aditkd - 2,600
11. Richdee1- 5,000 (sent)

Note. The above names are not selected base on favoritism. Just a Random selection but if your name is not among those selected, don’t give up oo. Christ Love is for us all.

Merry Christmas to you from Arrogantbro

Faulty bike wanted to spoil my Xmas celebration. Anything to just buy shawa fish to place on rice for Xmas. God will bless you richly boss.

0158407668
Union Bank

mrksquare:
The soot issue has assume a hydra headed dimension. The Federal Government is clueless on how to to go about ameliorating the situation. Gov. Wike isn't bothered about it because some of his supporters at the rural area are neck deep in bunkering activities.

My only regret is using a milk colour tiles in tilling my seating room some 12years ago. The said tiles have a way of eccentuating the severity of the black soot. The moment water spill on the tile and someone whose foot has the impramatuer of black soot step on it, that spot automatically get messed up.

My worry is the startling discovery that the black soot has the capacity to render men impotent.

The Federal Government needs to declare the black soot as an environmental emergency and exert the required energy towards finding a solution to the problem.

The FG did go hard on the illegal refiners some years back (2016/2017), both ground operations and shooting boats conveying fuel from helicopters (so many videos online) but the operation wasn't getting public support cos people felt torching illegal refineries and arresting those running it is not the way to go. Hard way is the only way in this Nigeria..... 4 years later, we are back and it's even more serious cos illegal refineries contributes 85% of these black soots if not more.

ogododo:
De man na good man.
De tortoise still dey.
Condolences to all my friends for Ogbomosho, especially the Baptist family.

the tortoise died last year oo

Jargozaza:
Heard Rohr is sacked

just heard the news too, I hope it's true

PVision2020:
I can see you're a poor student of history...

Fela did little through his songs but Nnamdi Kanu did much through his inciting and unintelligent radio broadcast in far away UK abi...

When Awolowo proposed that a secession clause be imputed in the constitution, Zik who lacked foresight opposed him because the government as at then favours his people only to lose over 3million Igbos few years later fighting for secession he once opposed.


Ironsi and Ojukwu stoped the Ijaws (Niger Delta) ably led by Adaka Boro from seceding from the old Eastern region but few years later Ojukwu wants a BIAFRA that included the same Ijaws he forcefully denied freedom....lol

Awolowo was mostly an opposition leader unlike Azikiwe who was busy enjoying the loot at the center and was busy putting his tribesmen in key positions in government.

Boss mi, e no even reach years..... it was less than 6 months after Ojukwu crushed Adaka Boro's dream that he declared Biafra.

Miller142:
I am working on an assignment for school about Nigerians' perspectives on Nigerian languages. I am conducting research to see whether the Nigerian people prefer English or another language spoken in Nigeria. I would be very happy to anyone who is willing to answer their opinions on the following questions. You don't have to answer all of them.

1. What languages other than English do you speak?

2. Do you ever experience any tension or communication obstacles with the other language groups of Nigeria?

3. Do you prefer speaking English or one of your other languages? Why?

4. Were there times when English has helped you talk with someone from a different language group?

5. Do you think that English is a good standard language for the country? If not, what language do you think would be better?

6. When speaking English, do you mostly speak Nigerian Standard English or Nigerian Pidgin? Which do you prefer to speak?

I will be sharing any responses to these questions with my class, but the answers will be anonymous. If you do not want your answers shared with other people, please don't reply to this survey. Thank you in advance for participating.

1. Yoruba
2. Not really, pidgin English comes in handy to bridge that gap.
3. I prefer speaking Yoruba. I am living in an heavily Yorubanized environment where 90% of all conversation is done in Yoruba.
4. Many times.
5. English is and should remain the standard language of Nigeria.
6. Standard English. I prefer standard English.

LegendHer0:
Ah Buroda mi, e ki ki dele dele.

Omo Ibadan Ilu Ogunlola olodogbo Keri loju ogun ponbele nimi o.

Awa ti Ibadan Rey, omo ajorosun.

I have always known you are either from Ogun state or Oyo state cos both are not known for docility. I am from Oyo too, Ogbomoso to be precise.

You have been at the forefront bursting lies and other stereotypes against us, I no even dey see YungMilli my itsekiri boss again. Together with TAO19.

God bless you all.

20k will go a long way.

Christistruth00:
The Ogbomosho were the earliest Yoruba migrants into Ghana and they were Successful Traders

100% true
Ogbomoso people are among the earliest Yoruba to venture out if the Southwest enmass to do business in other lands. So many Ogbomoso people are in Jos for nothing less than 7 decades now. I can't count the number of Ogbomoso indigenes I have met whose Dad or Mom have stayed in Ghana or have relatives in Ghana for years now.

5k will get me a paint of rice and beans each to survive till God touch my boss heart to pay last month salary.

Sammy07:
Until you divide Oyo state into 5 states then we can come and follow ur argument
SE is a few km bigger than Oyo state.

How do u expect a state (OYO) that has 5 states within (SE) to develop massively than SE?

I love this argument. One was telling me how their side is more developed, why won't it be more developed considering you have nothing less than 20 million people to develop 5 states with landmass that's only a few hundred kilometers more than Oyo state. Whereas Oyo State has about 9 million people. Common sense is not common my brother.

PrinceBYC:

That BBC News Yoruba Facebook page handler is meddd..... Lol

22gist14:
If anybody can show me any match sweeter than this I give him 5k

Stade Rennes vs PSG

vinceyinnovation:
I love him but...
He has to watch as the goals keep coming...
He is now more accurate than the the score board and VAR.
Anyway we have kept a consolation goal for him, so he can remain relevant...
Aren't we kind?

Meddd oohhh

VEHINTOLAR:
Omo Osun !

I be Ogbomoso man baba mi. Broadcasting stations in Osun State really shaped my life positively, I made the decision to start supporting Chelsea after watching the replay of one of their games on New Dawn Television based in Ibokun or was it Obokun then. I love Osun State.

SimplyFacts:
My people would say, "Money na fine boy".

Guess who is here

Femi Adebayo.... wow
Baba Elesho.... legend