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TV/Movies / Re: Photos Of BBNaija’s Lucy Selling Plantain by horluwaloseyi(m): 11:19am On Aug 07, 2020
Make nobody despise little beginnings

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Biggest Celebrities That Graduated With First Class Honours by horluwaloseyi(m): 8:18pm On Jul 03, 2020
This list na rubbish...Na that kiss Daniel cast you..Computer engineering no dey funaab the university where kiss graduated so that G.P is a total lie..This is not a slander merely speaking fact.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 18th January 2020 by horluwaloseyi(m): 8:32pm On Jan 18, 2020
Being a Chelsea fan is one of the 1000 ways to die

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Phones / Re: Which Network Offers The Most Affordable Data? by horluwaloseyi(m): 2:48pm On Aug 08, 2019
vincentjk:
Mtn 1gb for N200 and 4gb for 1k

Lol are u surprised?
Is it for all mtn Sim?
Celebrities / Re: Drake Requests For Niniola's Song On Radio, She Reacts by horluwaloseyi(m): 9:00am On Apr 15, 2019
My sex coach once told me the best way to get in between a woman's leg is through her heart. Is drake my sex coach??

Politics / Re: I Will Be The Winner And I Will Congratulate Myself - Buhari by horluwaloseyi(m): 8:23am On Feb 23, 2019
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Car Talk / Re: A Look At The New 2020 Range Rover Evoque - Photos by horluwaloseyi(m): 7:41am On Nov 24, 2018
Say hello to the second-generation Range Rover Evoque, arriving seven and a half years after production of the outgoing model commenced. Despite the age gap, the crossovers share an obvious resemblance.

In designing the all-new 2019 Evoque, Land Rover opted against ditching the current model’s much-loved sporty design and have retained the same basic shape we’re familiar with. Viewed from the side, the new Evoque’s profile is almost identical to the original. That’s no bad thing, however.

Evolutionary Redesign

While the Evoque’s shape hasn’t changed much, it does look significantly different in its second generation. At the front, Land Rover has taken obvious design inspiration from the mid-range Velar incorporating similarly-slim headlights and a narrow front grille. In certain specifications, the 2019 Evoque has largely-identical front air intakes to its older sibling. Again, that’s no bad thing but it could make differentiating between the two in traffic quite difficult.

Much the same can be said about the second-gen Evoque’s rear fascia. It too is very similar to the Velar thanks to the thin taillights. The shorter rear overhang does make it look a little better, however.

Platform And Engines

Surprisingly, the new Velar doesn’t utilize an all-new platform and instead rides on an updated version of the D8 architecture from the current model. As a result, the automaker’s range of Ingenium four-cylinder petrol and diesel engines remain on offer. Power from the 2.0-liter diesels varies between 148 hp and 237 hp while the petrol mills enjoy between 237 hp and 296 hp. ZF’s nine-speed automatic gearbox will be the sole option for most engines but a six-speed manual is offered for a single diesel variant.

What About The Interior?

Beyond updating the vehicle’s exterior design and some of its powertrains, Jaguar Land Rover has gone to town on the cabin. In addition to implementing an all-new steering wheel, the 2019 Evoque features a digital gauge cluster, a widescreen infotainment display, and a second touchscreen display where features like the air conditioning and stereo can be operated from.



To ensure the vehicle is as capable off-road as a Range Rover should be, the new Evoque has been equipped with all-wheel drive and the second-generation version of the automaker’s Active Driveline with Driveline Disconnect. Additionally, the 2020 Evoque has Terrain Response 2 which automatically detects the surface being driven on and adjusts the vehicle’s setup accordingly. The new Evoque can also wade through water up to 600 mm (23 inches).

Another interesting inclusion in the new Evoque is Ground View technology. This system effectively makes the bonnet invisible by projecting camera imagery onto the upper touchscreen, allowing for a 180-degree view of what’s under the front of the crossover. Land Rover previewed this technology way back in 2014
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Forgives Linda Ikeji After 13 Years by horluwaloseyi(m): 2:57pm On Nov 10, 2018
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Politics / Re: Geoffrey Onyeama And Lawyer's Whatsapp Conversation Intercepted At The UN by horluwaloseyi(m): 4:03pm On Sep 27, 2018
Chai.. See the last prediction.. M FOR MONEY IF NA MY PHONE NA MUSCLE he go predict.. God bless your boy ooh.
Celebrities / Re: Davido, Wizkid Or Olamide, Which Of These Artistes Can Fill Up Wembley Stadium? by horluwaloseyi(m): 4:52pm On May 23, 2018
LZAA:

None!
Wembley is a 90,000 capacity stadium and only world megastars like adele or drake can do such numbera
Even Adele and Drake can't. Only Micheal Jackson had that power. And he still holds the record to date when 103,000 people filled out Wembley stadium in 1988 for his bad tour
Sports / Re: "No Liverpool Player Can Get Into Real Madrid's Team" - Ex Madrid Coach Claims by horluwaloseyi(m): 7:34am On May 23, 2018
Real Madrid can't even win their league and cup titlee for them to claim the best team. You have to consistently win everything and not always hide an overall bad season by wining the champions League.

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Celebrities / Re: The Chef Chi Show: Chioma Avril Launches Cooking Show. Poses With Davido by horluwaloseyi(m): 3:56pm On May 08, 2018
The power of Kanji Don catch davido.. Him mama Don relent for prayer.. Chai.
Celebrities / Re: Homecoming Party Of BBNaija 2018 Top 5 Finalists In Pictures by horluwaloseyi(m): 9:43pm On Apr 29, 2018
Who else thinks Alex is dancing to lalakukulala by oladips in pic 5
Romance / Re: "Any Man Who Sleeps With Me Dies, 7 Gone Already, But I Need Sex"– Ghanaian Lady by horluwaloseyi(m): 9:03pm On Apr 29, 2018
I have the answers to your problem ooh. All you need na confirm Gold Circle.
Food / Re: This Snake Was Killed And Butchered In Our Generator House Yesterday Night by horluwaloseyi(m): 10:02pm On Apr 28, 2018
Na Viper self dey mad for soup pass.. Damn I remember the 90's.we smoked this kinds meat or snake.
Phones / Re: Two Ways To Know An Original SD Card / Memory Card by horluwaloseyi(m): 9:59pm On Apr 28, 2018
I tried purchasing a memory card today, I inserted it my phone then format it successfully but I wasn't satisfied yet. To ascertain what I was buying I had to carry out another test. I copied files from my phone memory and pasted on the memory card and tried accessing it but it wasn't going through, that's when I spoke to my leg and off it took me.
The above method has being working fine for me since I knew my way around a phone, probably since the 80's.
The second method doesn't seem accurate enough cause almost every item is produced by a brand, so those details might eventually not be as accurate as we thought it. Only expert should approach using this method.
Celebrities / Re: Who Is The Most Famous Person In History? by horluwaloseyi(m): 9:08am On Apr 28, 2018
Micheal Jackson was more than a megastar, he was a god and a walking deity. He caused pandemonium anywhere he stepped foot in, even in the remotest part of the world.Your everyday celebrities had paparazzi running after them whenever they stepped out but Micheal had the whole goddamn city gunning after him. He made the biggest celebrities cry when they met him.

No one will ever come close to that level of fame and love again. The white media knew this and they decided to tarnish his image. Because they couldn't stomach the fact that a black boy from Gary, indiana could become the biggest star the world has ever seen. Not elvis not the beatles, a black man

And to think he remained extremely humble and kind despite the fact that he could have been a dick and gotten away with it because people worshipped him is something the 10kobo celebrities we have nowadays can take a cue from.
Sports / How Many Fifa Golden Boot Winners Can You Name? by horluwaloseyi(m): 11:16am On Apr 25, 2018
We all know the greatest football tournament is just 50 days away from Russia 2018. Which golden boot winner can you name and in what year, starting from 1966, don't forget there were a couple winners in 1994.let begin.

Religion / Re: “Pastor Says Any Sex Position Apart From Missionary Style Is A Sin” – Lady by horluwaloseyi(m): 7:15am On Apr 25, 2018
I smell something in children's voice :mummy and daddy style.
Celebrities / Re: Nabila Fash Meets Miracle, CeeC, Tobi, Alex & Nina #BBNaijaTop5 (Photos) by horluwaloseyi(m): 8:53pm On Apr 24, 2018
MarieSucre:

You're the olosho
The guy said the truth, proof of guys lashing her was out online so get your fact before jumping to conclusion .
Celebrities / Re: Nabila Fash Meets Miracle, CeeC, Tobi, Alex & Nina #BBNaijaTop5 (Photos) by horluwaloseyi(m): 8:49pm On Apr 24, 2018
abike12:


that thing that makes you cry in your closet will be exposed and used to disgrace you in public in Jesus name
Guy na fight abi you self Don dey bleep the woman
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Roma: UCL (5 - 2) On 24th April 2018 by horluwaloseyi(m): 8:32pm On Apr 24, 2018
Hat trick for Salah.. He fucking knows their weakness.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Roma: UCL (5 - 2) On 24th April 2018 by horluwaloseyi(m): 8:31pm On Apr 24, 2018
Liverpool go pull mother Rome's pant and spank her.

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Celebrities / Re: Asa Asika Grabs His Girlfriend, DJ Cuppy (Photo) by horluwaloseyi(m): 8:41pm On Apr 21, 2018
Who want pack out of the house. Bae or boo?
Celebrities / Re: "I Just Had Sex With Wizkid" – Flow, London Based Nigerian Lady Says On Twitter by horluwaloseyi(m): 9:51pm On Apr 20, 2018
Na so she allow wizkid enter promise land without stress .. He who says money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Wears See-Through Top & Bum Shorts by horluwaloseyi(m): 9:12pm On Apr 16, 2018
Bossontop:
grin cheesy
Just luv dat black lexus....mhen dope!!!
out of everything wey dey the picture na only black Lexus wey you dey see .. Shaking my head for haters.. Nice pics though Messi..
Sports / Re: Uefa League Semi Final Draws. by horluwaloseyi(m): 2:50pm On Apr 16, 2018
Iffa hear.. Goners ready to gun.
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Celebrities / Re: "I Prefer Money To Good Sex" – Amanda Ebeye by horluwaloseyi(m): 7:38pm On Apr 14, 2018
prechbills1:
when ladies like this set their standards and say they can only date rich men, I don't rant or say shíts because they're rich themselves

but when some broke ladies say they need a guy who have a car, house, must have this and that when they themselves can't afford iPhone 4 or a car, I just look at them and drive on..
who told you she is rich
Sports / Uefa League Semi Final Draws. by horluwaloseyi(m): 12:37pm On Apr 13, 2018
List of teams to face each other in UEFA champions League and UEFA EUROPA LEAGUE.
Which team will meet in finals and claim the hard earned trophy.

Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Gets New University In Biu, Borno State by horluwaloseyi(m): 8:35pm On Apr 11, 2018
donk552:
Boko haram university
Guy be optimistic for once in life.. Always look on the bright side of things, negativity brings nothing good.
Stay positive.

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Family / Re: My Wife Denies Me Sex, Gives It To Church Members Freely – Pastor by horluwaloseyi(m): 7:22pm On Apr 11, 2018
Is it me or does anyone notice that any court issue regarding dissolution of marriage are usually adjourned .. Anyways was not there and which one is my own self.

Give us a better naija
Celebrities / Re: Tope Alabi: "My Mother Checked If My Virginity Was Intact Till I Married" by horluwaloseyi(m): 5:50pm On Apr 08, 2018
Please how exactly did she check her virginity. Maybe her mama bought cucumber and I don't know Someone is confused here ooh

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