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Celebrities / Re: Banky W Sacks His Chef For Stealing Cans Of Milo by Hormoniyi25(m): 12:57am On May 19, 2020
Nyamve1:
U sack someone he stole a can of milo and u are nt ashame u are saying it here

Dumbest comment I’ll see today, so he should wait till he steals a car
Romance / Re: Can This Kind Of Yansh Be Found In Nigeria? by Hormoniyi25(m): 10:31am On Apr 14, 2020
[quote author=MrBrownJay1 post=88418447]so nobody taught the OP about rule #218 of nyanshology... that you CANNOT evaluate how good a nyansh is, if the babe is sitting down?!?!?

[img]https://media./images/6d023393c6e5a435daefbdab81d3870a/tenor.gif[/img][/quote

Legend in the game
Romance / Re: Everybody Born Within 1995-2002 Will Get Married This Decade by Hormoniyi25(m): 11:36am On Feb 02, 2020
Dumbest post I’ve seen this Decade

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Romance / Re: Should I Fire Her? by Hormoniyi25(m): 8:07pm On Jan 24, 2020
dmltoyin:
I own a company, none of my staff knew me as the owner except the Manager and the Secretary.

I don't visit, I told both of them not to disclose my identity to the other staff.

One day, I visited the company and I saw my Ex, I asked the Manager and he said she is one of their staff.

I instructed the Manager to promote her to personnel officer, which he did.

A month later, I went there as a job applicant, as she saw me with my application and CV, she rejected me outright, she remembered all the past, and told me never in this company would I get employment.

I came the following day to beg her, she refused and called the security men to throw me out, then I left.

On Monday, I went to the company in my real identity and I entered her office with the Manager who introduced me to her, she knelt down crying and begging that all the family depends on her for survival.

If you were in My Position, What Would You do?
Cc: lalasticlala

Credit: Ibadaninfo

This story is faker than shatta Bandles Gold Chain
Romance / Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Sexual Experience You Have Ever Had? by Hormoniyi25(m): 7:58am On Jan 10, 2020
partnerbizn3:
Never had any

celibate

Celibate or a Virgin �
Romance / Re: After 4years Of Tryin She Finally Says Yes. But This Happens! by Hormoniyi25(m): 1:22pm On Jan 06, 2020
Ekeletu:
I have been chasing this lady for 4 years now and she always giving me tough time. This year she finally agrees to date me but with a condition.
Below is our chats and her condition.


Stay away from thirsty girls, this one is an idiot she even collects subscription free
Romance / Re: 18+ Ladies Can You Date A Guy Who Will Not Ask For S*x Until Marriage? by Hormoniyi25(m): 5:11pm On Jan 03, 2020
Thegeneralqueen:
Why not......why would a guy ask you sex in a relationship when he's not your husband

Well done sis Martha
Celebrities / Re: MTV Base Top 20 Nigerian Artistes Of 2019 by Hormoniyi25(m): 5:34pm On Dec 22, 2019
Mraphel:
WIZKID shouldn't be on the list ..he doesn't have any meaningful or hits this 2019.
YEMI ALADE should replace wizkid.

Wizkid doesn't deserve any spot this 2019
Patoranking should be replaced by Dungan mighty

Rudeboy replaced by Sheyi shey

I'm happy for burnaboy, his in well deserve spot.

What’s the definition of trash again
Romance / Re: Man Shares an Interesting Fact During Sex(photo) by Hormoniyi25(m): 7:55pm On Nov 19, 2019
TheGiftedOne:
Virtually everything today is centered around sex. Nonsense!

U mean Nonsex

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Romance / Re: Which One Is The Hardest For You To Say? by Hormoniyi25(m): 9:31pm On Aug 05, 2019
I want to Hmmm on your face

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Romance / Re: Mr Eazi Is A Gold Digger by Hormoniyi25(m): 8:31am On Jul 30, 2019
The rate at which you people conclude on what you don’t know is crazy,

When you talk of Nigerian artist with Vision and business mindset there is no way Eazi is not making top 3, have you seen is interview with Hot97 fm, Do you know YouTube is using his initiative to empower African artist, make a little research be say what know nothing about

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Investment / Re: Help!what Business Can I Start With 500k by Hormoniyi25(m): 8:09am On Jul 30, 2019
Albert44:
Hello evening I have a very good investment offer for u. You don't even need up to that amount you have to start. It's called the index market on binary.com. All you have to do is create an account on binary.com and also you create an account with perfect money on perfect money.is make for a start an investment of $200 and make $10 daily. We trade for you. The money will be in your own account . Actually we make a returns of $20 daily on the $200 capital. You share with us 50/50. So we get $10 daily while you also get $10 daily. For make details check my signature for my contact and send me a WhatsApp msg.

Hi OP was this helpful, Have a lot trust issues with this Bitcoin and forex thing
Romance / Re: Mr Eazi Is A Gold Digger by Hormoniyi25(m): 7:24am On Jul 30, 2019
lilwetdick:
MR EAZI has been dating Temi Otedola for how many years now and he has not even think of breaking up, that is the problem with poor boys in relationship, they always act like they dont have option, if MR EAZI was dating chinedu sister (nkechi) down the street of okoko, he for don chop mouth and run commot

MR EAZI has become temi submissive servant and slave, you see that is the magic of having a rich girl friend, you have no place to go, you cant offend her and cheat because the day you do that, that will be the end of all financial juice, Mr EAZI knows that and wont risk that because the moment he tries to misbehave, he becomes an upcoming artist struggling to make ends meet

Like wise we have female gold-digger samewise we have men gold-diggers.

i can swear on my Goat, that if all the alpha men and mgtow on nairaland get a rich gf like Temi, they will become her submissive and loyal slave. i know it is their dream but it is a pity that it cant happen.... so continue dreaming


Danke

(if you like read, if you like no read, wetin concern me)

This is the dumbest thing I have read in long while, You call him gold digger without stating a Fact. Your fOOlishness is with two capital O

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Romance / Re: Who Has Gotten A Date On Nairaland? by Hormoniyi25(m): 8:21pm On Jul 29, 2019
I thinks it would be Nice
Any Girl want to go on a Date with me ?

Ps: No rude girl, it’s a turn off
Romance / Re: Lady Assaults, Slaps A Huge Guy At Fast Food Restaurant. See Reactions by Hormoniyi25(m): 11:20am On Jul 12, 2019
Crime / Re: Grace Ama Mensimah Amponsah Runs Away After Arriving Paris by Hormoniyi25(m): 11:03pm On Jun 09, 2019
fuckerstard:
Ehen, run away model..

� You mean run way
Politics / Re: MC Oluomo’s Daughter, Ayinke, Enrolls In A Nursing College In US by Hormoniyi25(m): 10:23pm On Feb 01, 2019
vengertime:
Meanwhile your father keeps peoples children in the motor park for a living.

I don't understand this logic.

Not his fan tho

But he didn’t force them, it’s the love of free money
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid: "Olamide's 'Wo' Is The Biggest Naija Song In 2017" by Hormoniyi25(m): 8:30am On Oct 02, 2017
Nikbaebrown:
Mr Man, Who Made U A Judge. U And I Knw None Of Your Songs Would Ascend Top 5 Biggest African Songs Of The Year If Analyzed.

If 'Wo' Is Nigeria's Best For 2017(which I Absolutely Disagree Over kuz Of Runtowns Madover You) Then Am Forced To Assume That U Realize "If" Is Africas Biggest Hit Single In The Last Two Years (Since David Went International Ofcourse).

Abeg Nor Use Ur Sold Out Royal Albert Concert Take Kom Disturb Davidos Prestigious Awards For The Oncoming Mamas Award Jor.

You confused
Celebrities / Re: Charles Inojie Poses With TY Walker And Makes Him Look Like Dwarf by Hormoniyi25(m): 1:58pm On Aug 09, 2017
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Romance / Re: Ladies How Much Does It Hurt by Hormoniyi25(m): 7:55am On Aug 08, 2017
Filmewell:
It depends how important you are to person.you may not be important enough to make it hurt

Issa lie anty... stop giving us lamba
Celebrities / Re: D'banj: Why I Kept My Marriage To Didi Kilgrow A Secret by Hormoniyi25(m): 7:39am On Aug 08, 2017
Issokay keep waiting
Romance / Re: I Need A Girlfriend For A Serious Relationship In Ibadan by Hormoniyi25(m): 2:21pm On Aug 06, 2017
Mariinee:
Wah kinda car doyu use first? grin grin

Hhmm
Romance / Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by Hormoniyi25(m): 2:20pm On Aug 06, 2017
Loyalblak007:
grin cheesy

Omo see bobby
Romance / Re: Where Is Your High School Crush And What Do They Look Like Now? by Hormoniyi25(m): 3:58pm On Aug 03, 2017
NickiSlay:
Secondary school crush
He is now a G boy
He got cuter,fresher and all
He added me on fb and i was curious to know how he got money so fast and he admitted the source and wanted to meet up since we never spoke in school,
but i can't date a G boy so i declined.

Conman date me
Romance / Re: Why Is It That When You Borrow From A Guy, they Want Sex In Return? by Hormoniyi25(m): 3:54pm On Aug 03, 2017
Simply because you girls hardly pay back
Crime / Re: Alaka Abayomi Of Alaka Petroleum Apprehended Over Badoo Cult Killings (Video) by Hormoniyi25(m): 9:37am On Aug 02, 2017
folashade96:
We need more topics like this. I have been having a really bad day and it's good to take my mind off things talking about the stuff that interests me

Hey, i like your name
Phones / Re: 9mobile New Latest List Of Data Plans Subscription Codes & Prices 2017 by Hormoniyi25(m): 8:52pm On Jul 23, 2017
respect80:
They tried but I think they can do better to attract more customers especially the monthly sub.

1gb for 1 K only few will opt for this

I pay 500 on mtn pulse

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Romance / Re: When Did You Realize You Are In Love With Your Partner? by Hormoniyi25(m): 7:12am On Jul 22, 2017
lovelygurl:
After 2 years of friendship cheesy

After you were satisfied with the time nigga has been on the zone level

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Sports / Re: Yakubu Aiyegbeni And His Daughters, Kay And Katty Pictured by Hormoniyi25(m): 7:08am On Jul 22, 2017
Pheals:
unh I thought it's easy to forgive.... but I remember 2014 world cup !

Hey
Romance / Re: Why Is It Hard For A Lot Of Ladies To Control Their Sexual Desires. by Hormoniyi25(m): 9:12am On Jul 21, 2017
But you cute AF sad sad

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