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IamAnderson:
dogs don't see spirits, they have hyper sensitive ears and noses meaning they can hear and smell things that you don't realize are close by.
the dog was barking because it heard something not because it saw spirits.

yap it called 'ultrasonic sound'

ultrasonic sound is a sound that beyond human ear, human being cannot hear this sound but only dogs.

A female friend of mine asked me this question but I don't know the reply to give her....she's planing to break up with him tho.

ladies... what would be your reaction if your boyfriend wrote something similar to this on his WhatsApp status??

After having sex with your boyfriend 10mins later u saw his post.... Done and dusted.

Casemiro:



Your dad went through stress to bring you into this world, provided for you till you grew up a bit, and you have the guts to be puke nosing in his affairs.



You don't have respect.




You this kid.


What are you planning to do, tell your mom?


better leave that man alone to catch fun, stop interfering in his affairs.

Never you try policing your dad around





One Word:

MIND YOUR BUSINESS

ungrateful disrespectful kid

keep kwaet if u don't av any reasonable advice to render, if his dad married to another woman, it would cause a lots of trauma in their family

use break oil..... apply break oil on it, every morning, afternoon and night...... it very cheap

it work like a magic.

thanks me later

This is President Idriss Deby of Chad. He got fedup
with Boko Haram's shenanigans and decided to
take matters into his own hands. He put his life on
the line to save his country and his people from
peril. He took personal command of the battle
against the barbarians around the Lake Chad basin.
The result is a spectacular victory over the
Haramites. They lost so many fighters and a
significant amount of arms and ammunition. This is
a big lesson for Nigeria's docile Commander in
Chief and his fat-cat Boko Haram military generals!

blockgeek69:
Okay guys, I have always work from home, this lockdown isn't actually supposed to be a strange thing to me, but the reveser is the case. I'm mostly bored even in between work.

Please suggest all time great movies for me to patch boredom please. Could be action, drama, comedy, etc. Just a making sense movie.

Thanks

I recommend these Korean movies for you.
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NOTE!!!.... if you don't like any of them after watching, plz tell me, I will send u a recharge card for wasting ur time..
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2 weeks.
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royal gambler.
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joseon the gun man.
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a man who walk the night

Jewessgratitudd:
And security?

in their case,security is not matter, she is not going there to meet a stranger, they av been dating for a while.
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u can only talk about security if they av not met b4, am talking about a total stranger, I would advice him to go first....

it really confusing.... in my own perspective, I prefer she come over than going to her place, if she would be the one to come to ur place, make sure u send her more than enough tfare.

Adesina18111:
Osun state how na?...make I kuku forget home for now...I think Akure is sweeter than and safer than Ilesa for now

bro Ilesa is safer, nothing they happen, I they there as I they talk

Serleeees:
Life is too short to learn from your own experience.

Live your life by learning, studying and observing.

People has alot to teach you, knowledge is power!

I learn, study and observe; don't allow social media to destroyed you, used it to be productive.

tanks for this...

The topic about who you love most between your
mom and your wife is a debate you should never
allow to come up in your family. Always kill it.
The moment u take sides, bro, u may not live to
see it to the end. After ur death, rivalry continues.
Your wife is incharge of your kids, she will make
dem dislike their grandma. Laslas what av u gained
that ur kids and ur mother are not relating well
Wen u get married, exchange mother with ur wife
and take care of them adequately.
Don't flaunt it before ur wife that ur mom is
superior, Dont also flaunt it before ur mom that ur
wife is superior.
If you make ur wife and mother love each other, u
will live a peaceful life.
Afterall mama is older, she will die someday before
both of u and u will be left with ur woman alone.
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Don't build hatred
Build a home.
Live peacefully.

olamidedivotee:
If a depressed person read this, he/she will change his/her mind.

lol...its true

Randy100:
Let me add my own.


1. Truth is not what you want it to be, it is what it is. It is either you bend to it or you live a lie.


2. Ugly ducklings have something beautiful to teach us.

lol number 2 is funny but I got the message..... thank for adding urs

Blackpromise:
Inspiring quotes....keep it up.... pls can i use and share? Thanks.

bro you are good to go

Blackpromise:
Inspiring quotes....keep it up.... pls can i use and share? Thanks.

bro you are good to go

here are the 25 bitter truths about life.
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1.no one is going to love you exactly like you imaging.
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2.life will never be perfect.
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3.it takes nothing to join the crowd, but it takes everything to stand alone.
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4.your achievements and success won't matter on your death bed.
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5.nobody cares how difficult your life is.
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6.just like a weather, people change.
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7.failures are crucial part of life.
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8.everyone you love is going to die.
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9.truth is built in drops and lost in buckets.
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10.some of the most poisonous people comes disguised as family (blood relation).
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11.dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because regret is stronger than gratitude.
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12.every next level of your life will demand a different you.
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13.you are replaceable, people miss you only when they fail to replace you.
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14.eyes have no curtain. once you've seen, you've seen, you cannot pretend otherwise. you cannot erase it.
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15.the person who takes a job only in other to survive has turned himself or herself into a slave.
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16.the problem with life is that we worry more about the things we lack, instead of being grateful for the things we have.
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17.we must pass through darkness before we reach the light.
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18.when someone is drowning and you try to save them, they are more likely to drown you before you pull them out.
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19.the truth is that, we have no control of life, we just pretend that we do.
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20.apparently people are easily upset by the truth because it upsets their illusion.
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21.a journey of a thousand miles begins with a thought.
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22.if your presence irritates people, then it is time to move on
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23.enjoy your life like a one way roller coaster ride, every moment counts but not every moment can be repeated.
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24.listen harder than you can speak. each time you speak, you lose a boatload of lesson.
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25.when you help people, don't expect reciprocity, for humans are not designed to give back, they are only designed to take.

lalasticlara pull am to ft, let people know the bitter truths.

AfroKnight:
Lol.

Job seekers dey try o. That’s a narcissistic interviewer in my opinion. Reeling out your achievements may backfire cos all the modafucka has to say is “is that all? Is this your best?” And then you’re crestfallen.

Just know that you will kiss ass till the end of that interview.

I swear, it very hard, that's y I'm asking b4 attending the interview.... 10minutes is like 10hours.

Dizzyrascal:
out of all the comments made so far, yours is the only one I have screenshoted..... everybody else seem to be clowning.....come to my office and collect your employment letter young man, you deserve it....

lol. I also did the same...I screenshot it

madjune:
Try and learn big grammar.
Be conversant with current topical issues.

Speak in terms and words above her level.
For instance, say you are currently involved with extensive researches on gongola batem qwe.

She would ask, what's that?

You would say, in simple terms, that's what you laymen call " Coronavirus"

thanks, I have gotten a better advice from Sweeetheart

Sweeetheart:
i'm Ikediba omobolanle Abubakar I'm a passionate, hardworking personnel with my wealth of experience in interrelationship skills, customer care, social relations, marketing skills, programming and excel. I'm optimistic to have an outstanding performance in the role of a marketing officer in your organisation with the reference of my experiences in places I have worked, my excellent records is there to prove my assertion



I have been dreaming and inspiring to be part of the team of this great organisation for a long period of time , it was a dream come true to received an invite text for interview


If I'm considered as a marketing officer of this great organization, I promised to work harder and bring a brand new skills to our marketing channel, in order to make us the best among other competitors

awwwwwww. I love this, thanks swt@

efewizey:
" OGUN GO KEE YOU"

AND THEN I WALK OUT. TRUST ME WORKS EVERYTIME

the result of too much of weed

Davash222:
If the interviewer is a lady, I'll just strip and show her my big gbola. If she's not impressed with that, then nothing in this world can impress her.

u must be a joker

justnock:
The best way to impress someone in an interview, is by expressing yourself better.
Tell him/her what you have to offer him, that is unique from the crowd.
Don't talk about your achievements, but rather, the achievements of the interviewer/company (do your homework on the company), and how, what and why you plan to contribute immensely to the growth of the company.

thanks for this

What will you say if an interviewer says "You
have 10 minutes to impress me?"
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Has anyone experienced this before?

Please share your experience and how did you sort yourself out?

Thanks

Conner44:
Leave that yeye girl till Friday Nd focus on the side chick. There was something about that side chick that made you chase her so go full throttle now before Friday.

lol bruh...I don send her away jare, she really fvck up. big time

luvyaself95:
One thing you guys know very well is that when a girls or girlfriend start behaving like complain, whine, or laying command just ignore her after sometime her brain will reset to factory one.
So stop all these silly attitudes.

thanks bruh

oodua1stson:
Ema wo dodoyo. I don't see how your girl will pass this exam with her terrible use of English words.




Anyway, that's your problem

you guess wrong bruh... she's extremely intelligent, Its a bad idea to judge the back of the book with what is inside the book.. be guided bruh

DanDeeBoss:
If Na she do am, how will you feel??

man go feel bad but life goes on

Petyprincess:
I will advice both of you to first enrol in English class because i can't believe what i read up there!!

you yaf started abi, shaming people, ya fada na wole soyinka

MrBrownJay1:
pls stop writing rubbish online... if you indeed loved this woman, you wouldnt get a side chick, duh! you had already lost that babe the minute you got a side chic....it was just a matter of time.

what do u expect, it a long distance relationship and man need to cool off sometimes, body no be firewood.

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snitchbitch:
I disagree with the op

If the topic is true, then why are there more prostitute.s on the streets than decent girls, even the so called decent girls LovePeddler and sleep about with men and guys?

Don't tell me that they are after money or good things only? The dick that they are receiving from them too isn't it part of it?

The one who love sex so much is women, though they hide it and don't reveal their true intent, they just use signals like green lights and so on to show guys, and even researchers say that women enjoy sex more than guys, the clitoris has more nerve endings for pleasurr during sex than the male sex organ, the tip of the penis is the main source of pleasure for men, don't just watch penetration or diicking during sex, focus on arousal and pre-intimacy, then you will know that women love sex more.

Reference: ask lesbians what you can do with your tongue!!!!!!

well, I can only applaud you for your enlightenment