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RomanceWhy Men Love Sex So Much??...ladies, You Gat To See This by horpigee1(op): 9:14am On Mar 02, 2020
WHY MEN LOVE SEX SO MUCH
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Women find it hard to understand why men love sex
so much, They want to help you, they want sex. They
say they love you,they want sex. You mistakenly
sleep over, they want sex. They want to borrow you
money. They want sex. They want to give you a job.
They want sex. you failed an exam. They will still ask for sex before they can pass you.
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First of all You need to understand the system of
men. Men are naturally created that way, Do you
know that 95% of healthy men wake up with an
Erection?
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Do you know that the penis has a mind of his own?.
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A man can be sleeping,once you start rubbing the
penis, it stands even when the man is asleep.
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Have you asked yourself why men are never on any
periods? Cramps or bad moods. That's how God
created Men.
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Men are naturally always ready for sex. Rub a man
on his head, he already thinks you want sex, wink at
him, he's already seeing you naked. wave at a man
walking with his wife, he will lose focus.
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women, you just have to bear this in mind that men loves sex naturally, that's how God created them...

FoodRe: How Much Is Baking Soda... And Where Can I Buy It From by horpigee1(m): 12:07pm On Feb 23, 2020
emilyone:
Yea its good for teeth cleaning grin but don't forget to get hydrogen peroxide too they both work together
can both baking soda and hydrogen peroxide cleans away stain and yellow teeth??
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Was Caught Flirting With Her Ex On Whatsapp by horpigee1(m): 4:41pm On Feb 22, 2020
Budline1:
Every right thinking man should check their partner's phone once in a while.
Some girls don't care if you check it or not, they have nothing to hide... They are few tho..
yh I don't deny the fact, its a good idea but checking of partners phone could lead to hrt attack
TravelRe: With N20M, Should I Travel To USA Or Stay In Nigeria? by horpigee1(m): 4:37pm On Feb 22, 2020
ridbell01:
my brother is a job see someone that I will give me 1.5m I swear I will never search for job in my life again
lol..God will provide bro
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Was Caught Flirting With Her Ex On Whatsapp by horpigee1(m): 12:59pm On Feb 22, 2020
Stan999:
My own worry is, "How do you open your partner's whatsapp account with all the fingerprint security everywhere"?
I really need o know cos I wan check mine
ahahah bro. don't try to check ur partner phone, u won't beliv what ur eyes will see.
TravelRe: With N20M, Should I Travel To USA Or Stay In Nigeria? by horpigee1(m): 10:51am On Feb 22, 2020
DAVE5:
Farming
Housing/real estate
Table water & sachet production
Import/export
Laptop/gadget sales
Mini bar
Restaurant
Fish farming
Game center
Football viewing center
Bet shop
Car wash

The list is endless, with 20milla any business should stand very over comfortably
I guessed u studied entrepreneurship in d university, you have different species of business in ur skull, bruh u must make it in life.
TravelRe: With N20M, Should I Travel To USA Or Stay In Nigeria? by horpigee1(m): 10:36am On Feb 22, 2020
ridbell01:
see my brother let me just say this Nigeria is a bad country no doubt but just get a fertile land get all necessary paper fence it and plant cash crops with that 3 million will do that and you will thank me after 10 years. your children and grandchildren will pay for you
this is a good business but most people don't have knowledge of it....planting of cash crops like palm oil tree is a good idea.. most of them are not even up to 10yrs, with a single harvest, one could generate all the money one had invested.

I know someone in my area that have palm oil farm, he used to extract more than 1thousand of 25liters of palm oil every year.

there are a lots of things that could be generated from palm oil trees, such as palm kernel, oil, the kernel could also be converted into body and hair dream.. a lots more, this is d business I'll do if I have the money, may God help me.
TravelRe: With N20M, Should I Travel To USA Or Stay In Nigeria? by horpigee1(m): 10:00am On Feb 22, 2020
Brodapounds:
Sincerely i am interested in any legal way of leaving the country.

As long as my stay in USA is legal, then I'm fulfilled in life.

I feel the school in USA will be more easier route.

But as long as I'm the USA, i have no problem, I'm an hustler and i can make big money legally in USA because i believe in myself.

Part of why i want to go to USA is that I'm a music writer and lover, i can sing very very well but i just have to drop music and focus on making money all these years.

But i know in the USA, even if i don't sing, i write songs very well and as a member of a drama group in school, i can act very well.

So i feel USA can give me the opportunity to explore my talent.
I can sell the songs i write.
bruh I'm a good writer too, I gat some badder lyrics here.. abeg bro link me up
PoliticsRe: Hundreds Sleep On Maiduguri Streets For Fear Of Boko Haram by horpigee1(m): 11:40am On Feb 18, 2020
NaijaRoyalty:
It wasn't this bad under PDP government

Too bad that BUHARI led APC governemnt ha destroyed Nigeria beyond repair .

No pity felt here tho, because we warned Nigerians against reinforcing a failure like buhari and his APC for a second term .

They've destroyed our country .
hey dude, stop blaming someone for their predicament.. maybe they are suffering from what their forefathers had inflicted others.

it only God that could save Nigeria.... no other person, so pls stop this ur political propaganda... good day
RomanceRe: If A Guy Proposes To A Girl And She Said No, Is The Relationship Over? by horpigee1(op): 7:30pm On Feb 03, 2020
missimelda01:
Before you propose to a lady you should have given her hints before hand, from her response you'd know if she has intentions of marrying you or not. Life is not a movie, if she's not ready for some reasons, you both should talk about it and if her plan is not aligning with yours then you're free to walk away.
thanks for this
RomanceRe: If A Guy Proposes To A Girl And She Said No, Is The Relationship Over? by horpigee1(op): 12:13pm On Feb 03, 2020
DanDeeBoss:
You can continue to push through if you want

but personally, I'll consider the relationship over..... and move on
thanks
RomanceIf A Guy Proposes To A Girl And She Said No, Is The Relationship Over? by horpigee1(op): 12:05pm On Feb 03, 2020
plz ur answer is needed.
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from the experienced one, If a guy proposes to a girl and she said no, is the relationship over?.

RomanceWhat To Do After Sending Her A Transport Fee And She Refuses To Show Up by horpigee1(op): 11:13am On Feb 03, 2020
I saw this on fbook and it make sense.
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like seriously, Ladies think they are the smartest creature on Earth. bobo, here is the clue you have been looking for.. let outsmart them.
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see the picture below.

HealthRe: What's The Name & Medical Uses Of This Flower? by horpigee1(m): 6:51pm On Jan 13, 2020
haywhy1026:
Name: Lapa pupa
That Leaf is used to cleanse bacteria infection on babies/children ......the leaf is boiled until it turns pure red and it is used to bathe the child.....it is very effective
op. this is the correct answer for your question.
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they call it lapalapa here in osun state,
note.. I don't know what they call it in another state
RomanceRe: Ladies! Check In Here For Tips To Make Your Man Happy. by horpigee1(m): 9:37pm On Jan 09, 2020
las las date an introvert guy like you.
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sotiye e
Foreign AffairsClear Picture Of The Drone That Killed Gen Qassem Soleimani Of Iran. by horpigee1(op): 7:47pm On Jan 07, 2020
This is the drone that killed Gen Qassem
soleimani of Iran.
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it was controlled by computer and nobody was inside it during the operation.
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this gonna help our soldiers to get rid of boko haram.

RomanceRe: How Do You Tell Your Partner You Want To Make Love?? by horpigee1(op): 8:15am On Jan 04, 2020
omale88:
A Lady is visiting you and you are already thinking of a way to seduce her? These thing happen naturaly, if a lady visits you and she wants sex, trust me it would happen over a cup of cofee before you know it, what i dont understand is why you cant entertain this lady without sex, you guys these days value sex than conversation and company, not every contact you have with a woman who comes to stay with you must lead to sex or be about sex.relationship is about dicipline, trust me after the sex you would need more of it and then what? Blank?good luck with your boo, be the different guy, show her you have selfcontrol and you are not as those guys, believe me, when you get married sex would no longer be a thing you want after 1week .i urge you dont do it or this girl may walk out of your life for good.use the time to learn how to master and control your lust.
I have been letting her go without doing anything with her for months....my only gain is to f**k, I just have to do it today or else I'll be a loser.

tanks for ur contribution bro
RomanceRe: How Do You Tell Your Partner You Want To Make Love?? by horpigee1(op): 10:45pm On Jan 03, 2020
Mr100Dollars:
Horpigee1

Get close to her, if you were loud while you guys are having a conversation, reduce the tempo, make sure you don't take your eyes off her, then if you sabi give fvck eyes the thing will be fast, start robbing the back of her ears with your hand, when she begin to feel comfortable with your massaging her back of ear, she will stop talking, you self should stop talking, plant a very soft kiss on her chick, then start kissing her from the neck, lick her ears, lick her neck anyhow just like a dog, she will begin to breath like a man being chased by a dog, she will start to reciprocate your good job. Your fingers will the next job.


As a man never be scared to make a sex move, I repeat never be scared to make a sex move, that is if she's in your room.
wow. I go try this tomorrow, I can't wait.

thanks bro
RomanceRe: How Do You Tell Your Partner You Want To Make Love?? by horpigee1(op): 7:19pm On Jan 03, 2020
Allsingles:
You have to be romantic.
Start caressing her body, you can start from her laps.
Sit close to her, look straight into her eyes and she will be tempted to kiss you.
From the kissing, your hand will start the rest of the job in her breasts.

Please don't press the breasts as if you are pressing satchet water, you just have to romance the nipples and she will be wet after some minutes and then beg you to enter her Hot pot.

Romance her into the realm.
I'm going to try this... thanks bro
RomanceRe: How Do You Tell Your Partner You Want To Make Love?? by horpigee1(op): 5:41pm On Jan 03, 2020
Nickisindigo:
since I have never been in a relationship so I can't advice you
bro go get one
RomanceHow Do You Tell Your Partner You Want To Make Love?? by horpigee1(op): 5:30pm On Jan 03, 2020
she is coming to my place tomorrow and i don't want to miss this great chance.
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my brain has been working like a clock since she agreed to come to my house tomorrow. what I'm planning now is how to panaku her toto.
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dudes in the house, pls how do I initiate her into love making.
RomanceWhy You Should Marry A Single Mother? by horpigee1(op): 1:41pm On Dec 29, 2019
Most single mother must have already learned from their past mistakes. these are some advantages you can find in them.

1. Most single mothers are good cook, and God
fearing. So having a woman who feeds you well and
pray for you genuinely is a blessing. Don't you
think?
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2. Single mothers are awesome in the other room.
They will so lock you down, you won't be able to
look outside to avoid stories that touch the heart.
Experience is a good teacher in this aspect.
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3. A higher percentage of single mothers are faithful
in marriage and wouldn't pull the infidelity string to
damage the trust that has been built over the years
in the marriage system. They feel as a man, you
have sacrificed enough to win their trust and
faithfulness, so they do all they can to make things
work and have a happy, fulfilling home.
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4. Single mothers treat their husband as lords for
the sacrifice they've made and easily forgive them
no matter the gravity of what they did because
they've learned how to appreciate the good men in
their lives that stayed. But that doesn't give you the
right to stay taken them for granted.
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5. If you marry her, do not discriminate the child in
your children's budget, see them as equals so you
don't sprout the seed of jealousy in her or her kid/
kids.
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6. Single mothers are SUPERWOMEN. For a woman
to play the role of both parents bear the
responsibilities of raising a child/children on her in
a man's world isn't an easy feat, so even if you die
in the future, you can be rest assured that she is
capable of rising up to the occasion and taking
care of the family.
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7. If you want to win a single mother over, love her
child first, and she will love you genuinely.

RomanceRe: +18: WHICH SHOULD I Choose? [Picture] by horpigee1(m): 3:16pm On Dec 26, 2019
iLegendd:
You're welcome, sir.

You sell them on Apple bookstores, Amazon, Google, etc.

Since I don't teach how to sell books, I'll advise you to try some Google search and watch a few YouTube videos on how it works.

All the best.
alright, thanks for this
RomanceRe: +18: WHICH SHOULD I Choose? [Picture] by horpigee1(m): 2:29pm On Dec 26, 2019
iLegendd:
Women love dicks. I said "dicks," not just dick. I met a tall and pretty lady some weeks ago and one thing led to another, we became close.

I made sexual advances, but refused sleeping with her as a way to tease and make her yearn for it.

Luckily for her, I succumbed to her pressure and we banged from 10 PM on the 24th, December, till the next day, 25th.

Since this happened in my friend's house, I left for my house in the morning. The reason she came was to take her clothes from her friend as she'll be attending a pageant show in the evening till dawn and she's the chief judge.

"Towards evening," 25th, being yesterday, "I'llI be going out to fix her nails, brow, etc," she said.

At 2 PM, I was at a POS taking some cash and she gently walked towards me on a tight blue jean and I asked her if she wasn't going again and she said she'll soon be going, but she wants to go see a friend first.

She left and I headed to my friend's house. I got in, laid on the bed, I fell asleep. At 4 PM, she came to the room with some gifts they gave her and well-manicured nails and lashes.

She instantly gave me a kiss and I could sense nervousness in her. A spirit told me this girl went to f*ck another dick.

"Look me straight in my eyes," I told her and she said why? "I want to see who will be the first to blink," I replied. She nervously smiled and looked me straight in my eyes. She couldn't hold the eye contact.

"There are 3 things you're guilty of and they are bothering your heart. You feel like confessing, but a spirit is telling you not to to tell me."

"I don't understand," she nervously said.

This is a long story. At last, she confessed and told me everything. I mean, everything. I forgave her, as my friend with benefit, but she said she can't be friends with me — she wants more than friends. She forgot she is pregnant — though, her stomach is still as flat as a carpet.

With all the things I heard, I felt I should turn her story to a book and give her 50% of the income.

Her dad is late and she is hot and jobless. By the way, she is graduate who hates jobs, but loves sex. Always looking innocent, but she knows more nasty things than all the girls I ever knew.

The story is crazy, nasty, and compelling, so I decided to turn it to money by creating some book covers and selling it on Amazon, but now I don't know which of the covers to choose.

Help me choose one of these 9 covers.
hi bro.
I got a lots of stories, pls can you teach me how and where to sell them??
RomanceRe: I Asked Her, What Did She Likes In Me, She Replied With This....(screenshot) by horpigee1(op): 8:25pm On Dec 25, 2019
Escabado:
Listen my brother don't be a Fool, she likes you because of what she gets from you . Withdraw the financial benefits and gift she gets from you for a month and see if she will still love you . One girl like this has played on my intelligence but I finally got her. Don't ever trust a woman if you want to live long on earth
I never spend money on her and I'll never denied the fact that she may be playing on my intelligence... I don't easily trust girls.

bro thanks for ur advice
RomanceRe: I Asked Her, What Did She Likes In Me, She Replied With This....(screenshot) by horpigee1(op): 8:21pm On Dec 25, 2019
ParpahSeventy:
Kindly update me when you release a song with 'kwashiokored' solos.
alright bro.... im working on it, it would be ready b4 the end of next month.
RomanceRe: I Asked Her, What Did She Likes In Me, She Replied With This....(screenshot) by horpigee1(op): 10:02am On Dec 25, 2019
ParpahSeventy:
Lol, I don't want him to start christmas on the sour side cause of me, so let me just keep quiet.
me start Xmas in sour bcus of wat?? bcus of ur comments here, right?? like I give a fv*k abt whatever u wrote here... I know nairaland is full of different people with different characters.

u can continue with ur sarcastic comment, I'm enjoying ur company bro
RomanceRe: I Asked Her, What Did She Likes In Me, She Replied With This....(screenshot) by horpigee1(op):
WalkerMichael:
It will still end in tears...

Merry Christmas op

Sha use your head to love
it'll be very difficult for someone like you to build a home/family, your r'ship usually ended in tears bcus of ur indecent speeches, ain't it??.... bro u should learn how to talk positively.

merry Xmas to you too
RomanceRe: I Asked Her, What Did She Likes In Me, She Replied With This....(screenshot) by horpigee1(op): 7:30am On Dec 25, 2019
GeniusWannabe:
Lol there's nothing inherently ingenious about her answer, but there could be a sense of ingenuity behind that reason.

Here's what I mean:
Maybe she thinks you think she's attracted to you because of something "material" about you, say you're good looking, financially stable, etc. So she had to come up with that to make you subconsciously dissolve the thoughts of her being attracted to you for any of those reasons, hence the reason "..if I say I like you for a purpose, and I don't see those things in you again, I'd dislike you. "

Well, what do I know? I could be wrong, but one thing I know for sure, you can't be attracted to someone for no reason.
yap I though so, their must something attracted two lovers before going into a r'ship.... well I still feel special with d way she replied cus I never heard something like that b4.... that's just the truth. thanks for putting more light on this bro.
RomanceRe: I Asked Her, What Did She Likes In Me, She Replied With This....(screenshot) by horpigee1(op): 7:12am On Dec 25, 2019
DenreleDave:
U will succeed in ur career Bro... U r on ur way to the top... I wish u d very best in all ramifications Bro.....
Amen tanks
RomanceRe: I Asked Her, What Did She Likes In Me, She Replied With This....(screenshot) by horpigee1(op): 6:54am On Dec 25, 2019
DenreleDave:
Don't mind the sissy of a guy.. I told horpigee1 that the previous lady dt told u dt she loves u bcoz u r kind is very real with u.. He said no, he is busy claiming upcoming artist...
We know how many uncountable upcoming artist dey naija since 1990.... So I don't no wat is special abt him... Dis current lady is not being real with u, take it or leave it.. Na ur choice

Horpigee1, I wish u well in ur music career
wow.. all I can see here is, I'm getting more popular than before, welcome to my fan base bro.. tanks for wishing me well.
RomanceRe: I Asked Her, What Did She Likes In Me, She Replied With This....(screenshot) by horpigee1(op): 6:49am On Dec 25, 2019
MrCodeSolo:
the one with the lesser love controls the wheels of the relationship....be careful with girls like this...bcuz them go justify their calculated breakup with you..and you go kon feel betrayed and down for weeks, or months or years.
tanks bro

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