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Average nigerian teenage girl (especially 13-19)-inspired by korean drama,always nice to fine boys even if these boys are less than their age but well loaded,tries to force herself on a guy who doesn't care,expects recharge card from dudes,gangs up on a dude to accept a relationship he doesn't want,asking a guy if "he doesn't like fine girls",May not want to have sex because it is "bad thing"

Average teenage boy(13-upward)-spends time with other boys,talks about how simple and cheap their girlfriends are,how Mary allowed him to touch her,other boys give him ideas he can try on her,someone suggests a rimjob,the others laugh,guy brings out a phone,plays mini militia,we join him and talk about the girls trying to seduce us with their thighs.

mariahAngel:
I doubt they do it intentionally na...

Am not the one slapping them.it's either my elder sis or elder bro.

Pls is Upwork better than Fiverr?

I switched to Fiverr because of Upwork's profile picture problem.

Writing it is.

Everyone is a billionaire in Zimbabwe

My bro deceived a whole school that he "invented" Nokia battery.This was in the time people still used symbian phone

When it comes to issues like staying in someone's house my 3 younger ones are not ashamed when it comes to bedwetting.anyways na insult and slap dey cure dem small small.

I used to wish when the brits merged the North and south,Lagos should be like Hong Kong on its own

Even their website is not even working.

The man was in Cloud 9

PhenomenalAustin:
Ah ! Another shitty book just like the one I read about one Columbian woman who went to hell and saw Michael Jackson, Pope Benedict, Ben 10 and Pokémon


LOL



Fvck this!

I thought i was the only one who hated that shit book because am a fan of Ben 10.

There's comedy already inside testimony.someone will tell an engrish filled story about how he fell from a 2 storey building....

Lagos can manage its bitumen and sulphur abi?

Lilsameey:
,..I can't blame you, Nah poverty sense you dey use reason, Client message me for Fiverr, sey him wan do 3d animation of 20secs, he pay me $1200, I do am, him like am, give me better review, abeg shey nah yahoo be dat,....I don't need any money from any Nigerian, I no come nairaland come find money,..I am okay,..I am a millionaire not by scamming people,..I no wan do yahoo nah why I dey do freelancing,....All my childhood friends,..93% of them are fraudsters now.,..I no blame you,..Oyinbo wan do mobile app, you bill am $6000,...he pay you, you do am ,..him like am,..shey nah scam be that,...Bruh,..I no dey suffer,...I had one goal in my life,..to become a millionaire before 21,..but here I am today,..a millionaire at 19,..Bruh,..in few months time, I would be a multi-millionare,...Use your time and your sense wisely,...move with people older than you,..And you will know more about life,...Peace out.

pls how can i set up a payoneer account?

That's how they do scam my dad.Poor man,he's not yet realized that those "job agencies" have been scamming him of 8k always 8k.He'll go there and meet an empty building swarmed with over 50 people later to discover he's been scammed.He never learns his lessons,never.

The keywords that someone can use to scam that man
Canadian visa lottery(doesn't exist)
Us visa lottery(no more)
Mtn recruitment(ah)
NAF recruitment

And so and so always written on boards with charcoal or chalk.
The day he tried to persuade me to follow him there i refused.

I once told one to brush his teeth and stop boozing.

Remember the "Day of the triffids"

Saifullah01:
Actually he does. It takes Intelligence, confidence and deep understanding to deconstruct "established" realities especially considering that period of time and the fact that they were just coming out of colonialism.

On a lighter note it seems the confidence in Nigerians (and for which most Africans hate us) is "factory fitted"

why do THEY hate us?

budaatum:
Please explain this to me. "Flagged as malware".

Will it mall my wares, both hard and soft, and how?

I'm not a pro in this thing.

I used a BB curve too.the battery was no longer in stock so i used solar panel to give the battery a charge myself so i could play the video games that was there.

OneNigeria1:
that phone brand delivered more totos to the preeq than iPhone and Samsung put together

Ah shamelessness of Girls with no job or skills when it comes to toasting boys.They are so materialistic.Even teenage girls of under 17 sef.

Hmmn.Many did the unspeakable to use this phone.

She shud invest in an electrified fence. And plant cassava.so if the dumb cows eat cassava,they know what to do

Ibo jews be like...

Can't we build our own cell towers?
If we use SDR transceivers and satellite dishes

E good o

Yahoo is for losers

Yeah All i see are Arab mutts

Yoruba nation is not the way.

What do we yoruba even have?

Apart from enu(mouth) and disobeying laws home and overseas

Apart from normalising Yahoo yahoo

Apart from gossipping and smoking weed