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The part that neary got me throw up is the leaking pssy part.

Who is insane enough to try leaking onila pssy?

God knows the type of lunaticos she attracts...

Both of you are mumu jor.

She got pregnant the second day, how could she have known? She be winch ?

You too taking that serious. Thats impossible jor.

Yes she can get pregnant in 24 hours but she can never know until 2 weeks.

So borrow yourself a brain.

fidet: I think y'all should try-

Kcee's Limpopo & P-Square's Chop my money...

LOL boy

Guy lets be realistic, you are now a father. Congrats! There is nothing bad in it.

You will become a father with or without marriage.

My advice will be candid.

I can't tell you stop sex, its like deceiving yourself. Sex is not bad.

But google the word "CONDOM"

And pls do not neglect this pregnant lady. She is carrying your son, it will be a thing of joy to you in the next few years.

Mr. Flexible:
See this babe o

All these things attracted you and made you even chat with him. So now you discovered, they are all wash after believing and celebrating your new catch, you picked up your phone and spat rubbish.

Ask Jim Iyke where he did his deliverance, go dia.

My thought. niaja girls and materials sha.
They can't love without you having materials. ishiiii

I have been robbed before. And anytime I here people shouting thief thief !!! I join the hunt and get any sharp object I can get.

I will forever hate thieves.

They did jungle robbery on me and will always do jungle justice on them. That is fair. Nobody pitied me when I was receiving beating for my Laptop and phones.

I wont pity any of them when I see them.

Morhino and moyes are brothers. Always fielding dhiiit

tensor777: You shouldn't if you know what's good for you. There won't ever be a breakup but in the event of war its literally every man for himself and the law of the jungle. Rocket fire won't discriminate between residents and indigenes

Who will be firing rocket?

Olodo. Do you use rockets for ethnic cleansing?

Nomski0: I love this! Very mature arguement....and kinda funny.

Also logical

EngrH: Why are the yorubas afraid of break-up? Is it because a ND is saying it? Smh. @topic, we biafrans support your dream sir

No we are not. We stand to gain the most.

Imagine Lagos will be ours alone and nobody will come and cause overloading again. I am looking forward for that break-up

Are you really virgin? Prove it

Do we have a section for "Junk thread" ?

sagytarius™:
U must be a professional in 2go to have understood what message the OP was trying to pass on.
No pun intended.

Like minds. I nearly threw up reading that.

Nope. I have not noticed that yet.

Nice one. All true..

Sunbellar: I think this is the best way of identifying students on NL. This is quite interesting .

Huh

phrenoz: I think the question should be..."How much does an average nigerian girl have in her brain?"

I see. Do us a favor by answering the same question.

Swit up: Eee hen... Mr guy ANDRIOD(chai abasi mi mboke.... What a muniker) u said u met a swit sissy at a bank..., made her grin, grin again and then 'lol'... Swit sissy on her part seein that u are a good puppet at makin her feel relaxed decides to ask u 4 ur numbs and u're feelin superfly......

Now to cut ur cat and bull story short..., she's all over u like guests on narialand, what'sappin u and all....
And well.., u think now's the best time to show her there's some uncontrollable missile of disease-spreadin weapon btw ur legs...?
Very funny i must say
















and the funniest part of this story is that this dude actually saved the whole dialogue in his 'RAM' memory all for nl's sake(and in other to make fun of Little-Miss-Swerry-pie)..... Smh

You are verbally ugly. Lets hope its not a physical thing too.

Phemmy99: your DP is funny tho!!

Not funny, scary

JuicyGee: #smh.. I jus realised dat Nairaland is filled with perverts and the lowest set of nigerian men a.k.a. "Okrika lowest grade" or better still bend-down select men. Some mofos wey my comment don pain die go one quote me nau.

I like your pix. You are cute

Mynd_44: Experience?

LOL

casgal: my tots exactly

Simple, he was on the same queue with them.

Mynd_44: Pop-corn time

Your DP says much about you. Mscheew

princesa: neither was It meant to intimidate. I was simply working along with his mathematics of generalization, i just thought I'd expand the bracket to make ti clearer.

DO as you are please. Fact is still remains

rafhell: ops, pls don't do it if u planning to.

Me ke. Lai lai

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Lies [/color]

I am sure you are a culprit

No matter how broke a guy is, money for abortion will come out from anywhere when he impregnates a girl.

StateOfMind: And who knows, maybe that last 500n is even used to send airtime to their ngbeke chics Mugus

But you need to also note that:
No matter how broke a guy is, money for abortion will come out from anywhere when he impregnates a girl.

lorretta u:

Yes you. You are not bad.

lorretta u: Me and you are saying the same thing.
Forget those big big grammer people. They understand what I'm saying too

How far?