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peppyluv02:
See hand.. I will nicely ask you to have it all...

That is what is called darkness

NLjega:
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And i was forgottn

Doyinne:
According to PUNCH, the Nigerian states listed below are not owing their workers.

Adamawa
Anambra
Bayelsa
Borno
Delta
Edo
FCT
Gombe
Kaduna
Kwara
Lagos
Nasarawa
Niger
Sokoto
Taraba



http://www.punchng.com/news/unpaid-salaries-strike-imminent-in-18-states/

Lolz. Borno dont even need to owe any worker. Anyway sha Kaduna d owe me.

danjumakolo:
if we had the database it would have been easier placing his fingerprint on the machine and all his data including address,next of kin etc will just appear.

sounds cool

McDonalds2014:
This 34 year old man named Shafiu Suleiman has been at National hospital in Abuja since May 14th.
The hospital is looking for anyone who knows him.

Is there a prize tag for anybody who could locate his family?

01emek:
can just imagine the irony in this? They don't like you, and stil they don't want you to go!!

they see them as slaves. But one thing is for sure. Whatever that have a begining must have an end.

01emek:
The problem is that they see the igbo nation as a threat to their progress and prosperity and this is making them go nut...

yet they fail to grant the Igbos biafra.

Any were you hear fight, you must notice or hear Hausa man there.

gen2briz:
You can rewrite it here to avoid repeation.

Hahahahahahahaha. I can't even remember what i wrote sef.

That guy don suffer no be small. Upon say he get sense. Most families are dangerous.

mencade6:
my earpiece always dey my ear and my eyes always dey on my phone anytime i enter bus.

They are so so ungreatful

comos:
Buhari should concentrate on delivering his promise to Nigerian.
Going after those big-men is a waste of time, b/cos they will fight back till his tenure comes to an end.

I wonder if he thinks he was voted in power to jail people.

gen2briz:
I just can't stop laughing. ... so people no trust MTN again

i couldnt find my comment there.

CAPTIVATOR:
GUYS when will you start thinking ... When will we start using our " thinking ability" as an ancient bible proveb advise.

I was at a restaurant this morning , sitting beside some girls .... They were three in number , and u know girls , they start gisting

Then one said " my friend , there was this bobo o ... You know the last time i travelled nah, hmm na this bobo pay my transport fee from Lagos to Osun state #she burst into laughter# , the guy mugu no be small, as a sharp girl nw , i start discussin with him , flirting with him ...

"Mayb thats what got into his head o , he den ask for my number which i gave after he don pay for my fare , he said dont worry ... How much is your fee , and he paid" .

Am i saying ... Its bad to be nice , NOT AT ALL , but whats your motive for been nice . Funny enuogh the girl laugh it off with her friends when she said " since den, i no pick him call sef .. Person who i dont know"

how quickly the masculine gender forget to think straight once a beautiful feminine figure is around.

I have stop to notice any girl who claim she's beautiful whenever i'm in a public transport. Many of them are such ungreatful elements.

Whizzcute:
wow, that's a wonderful development.lol

the country is really down

Whizzcute:
oh really,well i knw little or nothing bout the state

yeah. The state is very poor

Whizzcute:
you guys are lucky there,there's no total here unless you go to the state capital (owerri)

Its not being lucky. Kebbi state have less cars. 20percent out of 100percent people living there are the only car owners.

Whizzcute:
Here in Mbaise Imo state,a litre is being sold for #130 per litre,Share yours hear let's know the price over there.

#150 per litre. But i'm not bothered because my keke and my generator is using water now.

midolian:
in the hereafter? Yea.. Until PDP learns to be creative in its approaches, I don't see anything green for the party in the nearest or anytime in the future..abeg who dey PDP wey fit turn things around again? Fayose, wike, FFk and GEJ right?

Relax and watch bro.

[quote author=dridowu post=33950442]Youth set suspect’s family house ablaze
FROM GEORGE ONYEJIUWA,OWERRI

Tragedy struck yesterday at Ubomiri community in Mbait­oli Local Government Area of Imo State when a 20-year-old girl allegedly stabbed her under­graduate lover to death with a kitchen knife in their house.

The suspect, Chisom Anyanwu who is a student of Akwakuama Girls Secondary School, Owerri had allegedly killed his lover, who visited her following an argument.

The deceased, simply identified as Apo, aged 28, an undergraduate and a native of Egbeada also in Mbaitoli council area had paid an unscheduled visit to his girlfriend at their family house at about noon yesterday.

However, it was learnt that trouble started between the two lovers when the suspect who was cooking, did not take kindly to the deceased’s unscheduled visit to her family house. She asked him to leave immediately as she would not want her elder brothers and sisters to see him.

But the deceased allegedly refused to leave and in the altercation that ensued between the two lovers, Chisom allegedly grabbed the kitchen knife and stabbed Apo on the chest.

The deceased, who was said to be the only son of his parents, according to an eyewit­ness, was rushed to the Christian Medical Centre, Nworieubi in the area where he eventually died.

However, angry youths of Egbeada com­munity, on hearing of the death of their kins­man, stormed the family house of the suspect and allegedly set it ablaze.

The state police command’s spokesman, Mr. Andrew Enwerem (DSP), said the sus­pect is in their custody, while investigation on the matter has commenced.

Police and investigation. Jail the girl for life. Rip to the dead.

midolian:
lol..why? For saying PDP is a dead party? So I don't have the right to air my opinion anymore? How many times have you called Buhari and illiterate? Will you be going to jail for that too? Grow up, guy! You may start coming now with the uniform men to jail me..2019 is too far. I don't know yet if I ll live beyond then.

Nonsense!

have you heard of the dead bone that raise again?

Another Tuface in making.

yinkuscious:
What do you think is going on here ?

this are the wives which the husbands dont give feeding fee and will still want to eat when he comes back home.

crisycent:
I dey craise wen I wan join police?

Hahahahahahahaha. All join. Best wishes to u

crisycent:
Rochas can shine teeth. Fine guy wen no gree pay me my nysc salary.

Lolz. You would have trekked for him nah.

New thives has arrive to take over innocent offices.

henryadex:
A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY AND MORALITY

like serious?

Palmwinetapper:
I know people change over the years but DAMN!
1.) BOOBS
2.) LIGHTER COMPLEXION
3.) JUST A WHOLE DIFFERENT PERSON

IS MUNACHI ABII CLONED?

lolz. She know nothing for her again. So she's just living her life.

watchindelta:
big yes oh bro.

I doubt. Because things even women were cheaper then than now.

CountDracula:
U conceded defeat cos ure a pvssy. Dats why

nonsense.

abysirius:
Why repitition? He said it before now. If he has done otherwise, he would have suffered the same fate as Ggagbo!

untill you start to appreciate good things. Good will stil be far from you.