₦airaland Forum

Carmit:
Who is ubunja?

You don't know him?

Jgoldie:
We are all broke mr.man,if not we won't be here dragging on a post . ..

Funny you

tolanibae:
Dont be stupid. A woman who wants to get pregnant is always advised to stay still after ejaculation, do your math, add 1 + 1 and figure out why ladies run off to the bathroom immediately after sex, squatting and pretending to clean up while creating pressure for sperms to swim backwards.

Truth but myth

kikelomojessy:
It's too much kids TV show, especially Nickelodeon's teen shows. All those boy and girl. Kissing and you will see their parent smile or even tease them. Haba! In Africa is different, now kids watch these shows and since parent allow them to watch it, they feel it's ok, but as a parent let them know it's not ok oh.

Same incident occur at my neighbours and they called her to come to his son school, the headteacher showed her the letter her son wrote to a girl and the girl showed the mother. She apologised and when she got home eh, the beating she gave the boy (9yrs) nah fellow neighbour save the boy.

And parents should stop teasing their toddlers with '''this is you husband, or wife" pls allow them to be kids joor. All this talk gets into the child head and he or she thinks it's ok to have boyfriend or girlfriend (love) even in kindergarten.

Let's try our best and God will see us through.

Found it difficult to login with my mail, didn't know what's wrong though, probably network
Zero 9 zero 8 six zero eight 29 one two (WhatsApp no)
Don't b annoyed please

kikelomojessy:
I'm not Yoruba

But that doesn't mean we can't be friends nah, can I DM you please

kikelomojessy:
I'm not Yoruba

So sorry about that, I think u are a Yoruba o, but your name sounds Yoruba nah.
Kike, I.e to pamper or to take care of
Henceforth, kikelomo, baby is to be taken good care of, and I can also take care of you o in my own best possible way

flyca:
Lol. You completely took me off balance. Thanks for your complements o.

I was waiting for typical NL responses like you don dey old o, shakara don end, shiloh 2050 blablabla, you know how you guys here do it. So I was equally charging up by asking you small small questions

I was 22 at the time I walked away from my ex. Hehehe I tried getting into other relationships after but they were not successful. The guys I liked, didn't like me (enough). The ones that liked me, I didn't like them (enough). But the older I grew, the more matured I became, the more understanding I got, and the more relaxed I became. Lol

By 28, I was working and seeing small money. My interest was diverted. I have never really been a social media person, only Nairaland and very very few times Facebook, maybe twice in a year. Lol. I started travelling, seeing the world. I started understanding more about life and relationships and marriage. As a bookie, I was also advancing academically and “career-rically”

Then luckily, when I was “not looking”, I found Mr Right! Hurraaaaay. Feb 2020 is the date. I wish I can share our pictures and things we have been able to achieve together, or the picture of my future mom-in-law and me eh. But no, lemme keep it. The thing is just shaaaking me

Do I regret leaving my ex - NO
He was a good guy but he would not have been able to protect me from his mom when wahala starts coming. His mom would have literally dictated how our lives run. Also thinking about it now, if I married him, I would have just settled in early with life, nothing big, just making babies and getting by. Lol

Really, I am happier now.
Thanks for asking for me for my story politely.

Cc: Luminouz, bro I sight you.
Wo hen hao a!

Fantastic story and adventure, u think all nairalanders are the same, d story I deduced from your write up is: when the time is right, things would always be in place, couple with the fact that one must always do the right thing as well.

Thanks for sharing, lesson learnt, and I'm happy for you, may Almighty God bless your home and d generality of your family, may He bless your Union and give you everlasting joy, and moreso, He should bless you with children that would be more better than Cristiano ronaldo and Lionel messi, I mean children that you will always be proud of, Amen. The reason for all these prayers
Is because I'm happy for you.

kikelomojessy:
Wow!

When I tot I was done reading page 5, next page came up. Relationship comment is quite interesting.

Sanyonara!!!

Kike, o ma fine gan o, o ma rewa o, o de wunmi o, se a le become friends?

Una don start with your argument, which one is oka, paramole again? Some even turned mana mana to manumanu, manumanu ko menumenuni

Haha, when is that?

I don't just understand women, but I want to understand them more, pls come and share your experiences o, I dey learn format

I mean her size, amen, so shall it be

ElasticStone:
What?

I pray you later find the solution you seek and turn to Teni the singer

Magnoliaa:
Kilo kan e?

Eyan to n she research lowo

ElasticStone:
Lol...i no vex ma guy...you have my blessing

This man u dey jovial o, from your post gan lasan, I know say u b peaceful guy. Respect to you jor
But I pray you later find solution to your slim body, and guess what?

ElasticStone:
This thread is supposed to profer solutions to my problems and not for wooing baes

No vex guy man, oya help me tell her make she reply

Ahtym:
You're not skinny...
Na slim u slim, u no kill person...

Which part of Lag u dey pls

dolarland:
Always watchout for competitors, when ur rival comes out with new ideas quickly adopt it, after proper research on its acceptance by the customers.
Understand d ppl u deal with, eg average Nigerians likes cheap things.
At times forget about the profit just to kick out competitors.
Eg. A friend of mine came complaining how his customers are reducing by weekly basses due to that fact someone started same business close to him, I told him now u till have d market cap SLASH ur profit by 80% making ur service cheap. After 2 months his rival went out of business because he couldn't cope. If my guy was making 10k each day he slashed it to 2k, if his rival decides to emulate him he might go home with 100 naira due to the fact he doesn't have much customers as at then.

Thanks sir

MountainView:
I have a course mate that is asthmatic, but if you see this my guy cooking with red or groundnut oil,you go dey wonder whether this guy get asthma true true, I've never seen him use his inhaler, though he always carries it around.


Let me shock you more, this same guy has ulcer but the kind hunger wey him dey endure pass fasting.

If you're doubting his ulcer, he doesn't eat beans,neither does he take carbonated drinks.

Eleyi strong gan, person different from person o
Body differs

tojahh:
I'm still looking for the families that accommodated me a whole 4 years without collecting rent or feeding.

The families of Ohakhena. I still dey look for una.

I'm touched, some pple are like dat, they are just good, that's why I shun some pple who always reiterate that no more good persons, the question I always throw at them is how many pple av u met? And how many places av u been to? Na so dem go dey look like groundnut

Wickedtruths:
Okay. What line of business?

Generally, your target should be how to sell more, how to make your present customers become returning customers and how to make your staff give their best to your business.

Also, look for similar things your customers need and either supply them or help them get it cheaper and faster while you're also making money from it. That way, your customers would see you as a necessary part of their existence.

Thanks

TwentyOnePilots:
....And the person you helped yesterday may turn around to be your enemy today!!! . This is from experience Bro! But hey, it's all good.

Yeah, sadly that's life

Wickedtruths:
Thanks.

I don't understand your question. Is it that they move goods (haulage and logistics) or that their business is moving on fine?

U're welcome sir
My question goes thus; what is your advice for a business organization or an individual whose business is on the right track, what should they be doing and what shouldn't they do so as not to go down. Wanna learn more from you. Thanks, the truth in your monicker really manifests plus u are blessed with wisdom.

Wickedtruths:
1. They maltreated their workers and had labour issues. Sacked their workers.

2. Rumours started flying that La Casera was unwholesome and using strong acidic chemicals for its drink.

3. This BIG COLA drink (not Bigi) came into the market and gave 65 cl for a price lesser than the 50cl La Casera was selling.

4. Bigi employed the sacked La Casera workers and started producing drinks using BIG's formula which is Reduced price, more quantity than La Casera.

5. The time La Casera realised they had messed up was when Bigi introduced Bigi Apple and Bigi Tropical. That killed La Casera.

6. La Casera started producing 60cl to counter Bigi, but it was too late.

7. Bigi produces in Ogun state, hence paying less manufacturing taxes compared to La Casera producing in Lagos.

La Casera as at today is targeting markets that Bigi doesn't reach or aren't interested in cause of high logistical costs.

Thumbs up, good analysis
And please what do you suggest for pple doing business when there movement is good?

aspirebig:
No resemblance with Samuel

At all

LegalOpinion:
I think Etoo should try a DNA test. Amadioha just told me something now.

Feeling d same thing too

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babyboo4life:
I'm a thick fair Princess. need matured guys only.

Lag based?

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