₦airaland Forum

Joke of the year if jamb remarks those papers...the best they can do is to add marks randomly

Arteta99: [/color]do u know the meaning of unlimited? Olodo oshi! Smh

misuse of english language,d guy needs a dictionary

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baynix: Somebody posted this on my Facebook:

I used to be Agnostic... But today i turned to an Atheist! I took my 3rd Jamb Last saturday... And the God who i had so served diligently, gave me 156. Not that i didnt study for the exam, or something but i dont just know what happened. The little faith i used to have in the existence of God, ended this morning after i saw that result! From now henceforth, no more Church services, no more 'our father', no more 'Hail mary'. From today henceforth i'll live as a free man bonded to no fairytale called 'Religion'!

- Chijioke Eze

His Fellow Atheists.. The Ministry Is Moving!!

His 3rd jamb and so what i written 4 times now and my last,things might not work the way you want it but it works according to how God wants it for you. This is not enough evidence for you to lose faith in God,what happens to those who serve him all their lives and die poor,mi broz dont lose hope..(you destiny has noting to do with your Academic Qualification).

Na opportunity for me to thank God,narrowly escaped 207 this what i call favour of God.thank you jesus.

I find it hard to believe cos i saw this makoko floating school when it was constructed by an N.G.O it those guys said it was in conjunction with the lagos state government. Am suprised seeing this Now

mysticgal: how can i join these group of ladies,any conditions.

make u join politics within 4yrs u go enter the list if u sharp wella.

Suarez surely needs a physcatrist ..datz all.

We have just be accosted by 5 young men claiming to be federal task force ,on our way to lagos. The painful part is they where demandin for 18000 naira on the spot for what they where unable to explain...claiming that others have paid and that their towing vehicle and mopol will be with us in no time,due to that threat my old man had to pay #10500 to this criminals.
Have u be a victim to this unscurplous elements or do any have an idea of what the money is for?
I forgot to take their pic, so vexed @ d moment
moderator help me move it to d right place if it is not.

Tigerhead: Hmmmmm, these names sound like they are from the south east? Maybe Anambra or Imo states? Whichever , thumbs up for the olopa's. Those guys need to be taken off the streets. Watched them being paraded, some of them were even crying.

na ur type they write waec 5 times in a row...abdullahi, kazeem,adeniyi looks like igbo names abi? Blind bat

tyson99: Sunday to me is always a special day

true talk...HAPPY EASTER 2 U ALL

Brain seizure....dats must be a bad brain tumor lil? Read sometin like dat in Gifted hands by Ben Carson..i pray Jesus heals u IJN..AMEN

Sinach
omawumi
ASa
Tiwa
in dat sequence

eko ilee: Rubbish, they have extradition teaty with Nigeria so why not issue Interpol warrant and have him extradited to the UK. Abi how den nab ibori..?

ibori was captured in DUBAI. Not Nigeria

ufotuko: are u a learner?first of all let me introduce you to my oga at the top.

1st class learner

Wait make i ask "my oga at the top" if i can play the game.

Finger on my cheeks,after the hot sun where burn me on the day of election diz all i get.....goodluck the son of jonathan i kant wait for 2015 you are not making me happy at all, for that Okupe guy we go deport am to Syria,that guy na imbe....

Still available

Never lived in 1 and no planz to ever live in 1...i have barracks kids as friends even in skul....guy na true u talk and barrack kids are exceptional when it comes to bad habits,their galz na wash.

Torh 3(black) neat=18k
Javelin(white)=15k
if u are interested holla @me..lagos residence only plz.

Unique

Happy mothers day to my mum Mrs Ifeanyi okwuokei who brought meto planet earth and Mrs Angelina okwuzi who had to take bring me up..I an't i lucky to have two mothers *winks* To every mother have a blessed day.

CARLOS SLIM
BEN CARSON
Rev.MAXWELL GODWIN(My pastor)

"THE BIG QUESTION"
WILL THE BUDGET BE ALLOWED TO PLAY ITS ROLE?

ceejayluv: I'm actually laughing my a$$ off at this post.....

keep laffin...the bible says mi pple perish cos of lack of knowledge

Vector got lyrics that rhym with meaning...he rapps sense...no be dat aboki joo,abokin ko aboki ni

If i no comment the tread no go complete..This guy strong shall, six tenures only him? He should hv take vanezuela presidency with him..mtsheww....RObert mugabe and co be warned....name sake R.i.p

crackhouse: I am suprised that most of the people that commented here can't endure the 100naira charge. This is poverty at its peak, it goes a long way to show that Nigerians are poor people. na waoo

you belong to the set of people who do not know their rights..well na ur level of thinkin

True talk...thought i was alone doin this,once i sit my brain gets to work especially abt life...my uncle they spend 2hrs 4 toilet dats is his libray..lol

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