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CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Obasanjo With Spiff, His Baby & Wife Got People Talking by Hullabaloon: 9:03am On May 28, 2022
Nerogaming01:
If people dey keep quiet, Omah lay for still dey mumu for e cheating girlfriend
Please Gist me on what happened. Or point me to where I'll read the gist
RomanceRe: Help - I'm About To Start Dating Two Sisters (accidentally) At The Same Time. by Hullabaloon: 7:17am On May 28, 2022
ifiokjohn:
The younger sister apparently is not a wife material. Na coded olosho. Imagine she is sleeping with a guy she knows her sister clearly likes.

If I were you, I'll break what ever I have with the younger sister.. apologise to her and tell her you re not ready for any commitments.


The older sister looks like a wife material. Its normal she will form for you at first than look cheap. Break things off with the younger sister, bring the older sister over to your house..don't sleep with her o. Let her know you like her and you ready for you guys to start again in the right foot.

Secondly you can't begin q new relationship with lies. tell the older one you slept with her younger sister and you're sorry. Don't justify what you did.
Then tell her you will allow her to choose if she wants to be with you or not. Let her go home and think about it's. The Pros and Cons.

If she returns back to you, know that you have found a wife. be serious with her as much as she is with you
Remember, cutoff everything entirely with the Young Sister...so she doesn't come back and blackmail you.

Who knows you might end up marrying the older one. I truly see a wife material in her. But it's up to you shall
Best advice so far
Christianity EtcRe: This Is Apostle Suleman's Nude Photo - Stephanie Otobo Says by Hullabaloon: 6:33pm On May 09, 2022
obembet:
What Stephanie Otobo and apostle Suleman did in secret is not my problem, as Long as it's not rape What pastor said about
nudity Is not my problem.

My priority is how to leave this country

I want to Japa before Inec announce Tinubu as next president
Why u come dey copy twitter comment come paste for nairaland
PhonesRe: Suggest A Mobile App That Has Been Helpful To You by Hullabaloon: 6:29pm On May 03, 2022
Pauldollars:
Background Changer: I use it to edit people's passport and change the background to red or white or any other colour:
Uber/Bolt: I've booked rides right from my residence
Airpeace App: I've booked flight right from my residence
Camera 360: I filter photos
PDF Converter, MS Word app etc
Link to the background changer please
FamilyRe: "How A Little Girl Almost Ruined My Life" by Hullabaloon: 12:06am On Apr 26, 2022
anochuko01:
I swear to God!! I'm very teared up reading this thread. I can't count the number of female kids I've carried and played with. At some point, my former neighbors daughter could spend the whole day in our house with me alone!! I'm thankful to God that i ever experienced any of these sad stories.

I'll surely be careful from now.
Brotherly, not only you. I'm a children magnet in my compound. They all love me, and I love them too.
It's a trait I got from my father. He loves kids as well.
This holiday, they'd all come to my house and I'll entertain them with the latest animated movies.

But after reading this thread, I'm putting a stop to it full time. He who must be kept from harm must himself keep out of harms way.

Now there's a twist to my story. One of the kids in the compound is an 8 year old, she's the prettiest among all the kids and she has an unusual fondness for me which the mum knows.

I'm very close to the mum too. One day we were just joking, the woman said this online work I'm doing, will I ever hammer? I told her when I hammer money, first thing I'll do is to demolish her shop. The woman responded by saying that before I can even think of that, she'll set me up with her 8 year old daughter.

It was a joke but it hit me like a hammer to the head. Almost like a reality check. I laughed it off but since then, I've been thinking about it.

I'm beginning to see those children as harm.
FamilyRe: "How A Little Girl Almost Ruined My Life" by Hullabaloon:
anochuko01:
I swear to God!! I'm very teared up reading this thread. I can't count the number of female kids I've carried and played with. At some point, my former neighbors daughter could spend the whole day in our house with me alone!! I'm thankful to God that i ever experienced any of these sad stories.

I'll surely be careful from now.
Brotherly, not only you.
FamilyRe: "How A Little Girl Almost Ruined My Life" by Hullabaloon: 11:24pm On Apr 25, 2022
9182736455O1999:
Wow. I just finished reading through the seven pages now.
I really Learnt so much today.
Come and read the remaining 7
RomanceRe: I'm Afraid Of My Girlfriend by Hullabaloon: 9:03pm On Apr 16, 2022
Lol
PoliticsRe: Reasons Tinubu Will Floor Osinbajo At APC Presidential Primary by Hullabaloon: 10:13am On Apr 16, 2022
treatise:
Party primary is geared toward selecting a candidate for an electoral position but a consensus candidate could be opted for in the course of the primary after horse trading.
Urm, is it same people, delegates that conduct primary and consensus?
PoliticsRe: Reasons Tinubu Will Floor Osinbajo At APC Presidential Primary by Hullabaloon: 7:58am On Apr 16, 2022
treatise:
That's why CONSENSUS is on the card.
What's the difference between party primary and consensus?
CelebritiesRe: How Comedy Skit Makers, Social Media Influencers Buy Lekki Mansions, Posh Cars by Hullabaloon: 5:51am On Apr 07, 2022
FavourWrites:
Can you add me to a writer kitchen WhatsApp group?


Thanks
I'm not the group admin.

Message this number o814 o73 o761
@ wany and AgentKb, I can't access my mail
CelebritiesRe: How Comedy Skit Makers, Social Media Influencers Buy Lekki Mansions, Posh Cars by Hullabaloon: 3:57pm On Apr 05, 2022
Okonandmary:
Social blade is just an estimation.

YouTube takes 55% of your revenue.

Go and do your research
It's 45% bro
CelebritiesRe: How Comedy Skit Makers, Social Media Influencers Buy Lekki Mansions, Posh Cars by Hullabaloon: 3:20pm On Apr 05, 2022
FavourWrites:

Long post! I won't read it.

Not to throw shade at the OP, but if you want a writer that writes compelling blog post content, then send me a dm. My num.ber is in my signature.

I charge N2 per word.

Too low. Very poor. If you mention this at Writers Kitchen Whatsapp group, no job outsourcer will take you serious. I'm a ''multi-niched'' writer and don't take less than N5 per word.

Put value on your skills. Clients will rate you the way you rate yourself.
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy And His Father, Collins Enebeli Celebrate Birthday With Lovely Photos by Hullabaloon: 11:48am On Nov 26, 2021
mbahdi:
Hbd man.theres still hope fo me.don jazzy @39 career age an unmarried,me 29yrs real age and haven't married,and am bothering myself that am getting old without considering marrying
We are in the same boat. I no even get girlfriend. And the work I do can't take care of two for now. But God dey sha
Science/TechnologyRe: Raccoon Caught In Gods Island In Ibeno, Akwa Ibom (Pictures) by Hullabaloon: 8:28pm On Nov 23, 2021
Biggaboi:
grin Rocket of Guardians of the Galaxy visits Nigeria
I was looking for this comment. Rocket is among my favourite Marvel characters.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Doesn't Call Me by Hullabaloon: 7:15pm On Nov 20, 2021
virginprincess:
If she doesn't call you call her, it as simple as that or you buy her airtime for her to call you, i personally can stay a month without calling anybody maybe she's that type of person.
I don't think that's an excuse. I'm that type of person too. I don't call people, not family, not friends. I just assume all is well with them so no need calling. Everyone don complain tire, especially my mum, but they just had to know it's the way I am.

Everything changed when I fell in love with one church girl. Found myself calling her every now and then. Close friends were surprised that I could ever call someone like that.

In conclusion, love is not a feeling, it's a value. If you place a value on something, your mind will always be there. If it's an animate object, ergo, a human like you, you'll always love to interact with the person.

I can safely conclude that Op Has been dating himself.
FamilyRe: Help!!! My brother is down as his wife got back in contacts with her Ex by Hullabaloon: 8:17am On Nov 20, 2021
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool real matters. WTF MAN
Once I see Holy gram and WTF MAN, I automatically know it's Boogyman cheesy
SportsRe: Nigeria. Vs Cape Verde: World Cup Qualifiers: (1 - 1) - Full Time by Hullabaloon: 8:02pm On Nov 16, 2021
Tennessee85:
Only five African teams will be at the World Cup, and since there are ten groups in the Qualifiers, the ten group winners will advance to the playoffs round where each will be pitched against another team in a home/away format.
OK, thanks for the explanation.
But I don't think it was like this before.
SportsRe: Nigeria. Vs Cape Verde: World Cup Qualifiers: (1 - 1) - Full Time by Hullabaloon: 7:14pm On Nov 16, 2021
ken6488:
If we jam Algeria or Egypt


It is over
How? I thought we just qualified as group winners. What other playoff are you talking about?
RomanceRe: My Fiancé Wants To Call It A Quit Because I Don't Relate With His Siblings by Hullabaloon: 9:42am On Nov 16, 2021
Godada:
huh

You have your job clearly cut out for you. You have to be buddy buddy with your prospective in-laws.

Take a chitchat with your guy. You need his help and understanding. He has worked his way into your mum's heart. Now it's your turn.

Your excuses of being an introvert will pass you as being snobbish.

These are your in-laws. It seems they have a hold on your guy.

Mind you, you gatta scoop to conquer. Come out of your shell and your comfort zone.

This is how it is....your guy has made himself at home with your mum at least accord him the same respect.

He feels he is the only doing the job....meet him half way.

After all he is your lover.........humour him.
Stoop to conquer
Christianity EtcRe: Can You Cancel Marriage Because Of Church Denominations Difference? by Hullabaloon: 10:05pm On Nov 14, 2021
Christianity EtcRe: Can You Cancel Marriage Because Of Church Denominations Difference? by Hullabaloon: 10:03pm On Nov 14, 2021
ManOfCompetence:
Can you drop the link let me read through.......thank you
https://www.nairaland.com/2265628/pentecostal-getting-married-catholic
Christianity EtcRe: Can You Cancel Marriage Because Of Church Denominations Difference? by Hullabaloon: 9:53pm On Nov 14, 2021
Vinnie2000:
So that Catholic vs Pentecostal Topic Cause dis kind Kasala for ur Relationship? shocked

D Topic strong Sha! Got to 18 or 19 Pages!

Things dey Really Happen in this Life oo! huh
Abeg share link gimme
FamilyRe: My Wife Prefers Staying At Home All Day Doing Nothing by Hullabaloon: 7:48am On Nov 14, 2021
descarado:
You don't need any advice. I'm pretty sure she didn't ask for the masters. You forced her into it.
You continue pushing her, you two will continue having problems.
Let her stir her own life. If she want to fry akara, it's her choice.

When will you guys stop meddling and learn to mind your business?
Marriage doesn't give you that right. Learn to respect the other party.
1. The way you concluded he forced her into the masters. Thats a ridiculous take.

2. As long as she's married, The two shall become one. Hence, whatever life she's stirring must be with the consent of her husband, or one which doesn't adversely affect the man. Another ridiculous take

3. A husband wants the wife to be productive and you call that meddling? A third ridiculous take.

4. But marriage also gives her the right to eat his money while idling around doing nothing? A fourth ridiculous take.
FamilyRe: My Wife Prefers Staying At Home All Day Doing Nothing by Hullabaloon: 11:30am On Nov 13, 2021
Saicrumam:
Honestly I de salute married people
I mean married men and women
You won't understand until u enta...

Some men see it as testament to manhood, that's why even your loved ones will want you to get married. But man there's more you won't see until u enta

Be you who, once married you've got to bear and bear...that's when one understands the word tolerance

My old paddy got married...
At first he was drunk, I no gree am hear word
Before I go cap one or two he will remind me he's married.

If something sup for area whey warrant settlement...before I go yan, my guy go make everyone know say he's a responsible man. If na woman matter then he's the one that understands women more

My guy de ma bunk like this...He left home unannounced since Tuesday.
Him never shee shomething
LMAO. This is the funniest comment I've seen this year. Abeg gist me, what's the problem with the wife?

And how long have they been married?
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Hullabaloon: 2:26pm On Nov 10, 2021
Copshop.

Easily an 8/10.

That skinny old psychopath lit up the movie cheesy
FamilyRe: What's The Advantage Of A Court Wedding To Men? by Hullabaloon: 6:33pm On Nov 04, 2021
Drella:
Ehn bet why is this girl's hand thin like thishuh
The man too,at his age,he is still plaiting hair!
No be Kanu Nwankwo be that?
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Hullabaloon: 6:02pm On Nov 01, 2021
New Thick blue curtains for sale.

Bought them this month 40k, but they don't match existing red and yellow home decor. 9 pieces available. 3,500k per curtain.

Location, Enugu. Can be waybilled to anywhere.

SportsRe: ‘Leaked’ Ballon D’or List Reveals Robert Lewandowski As Winner by Hullabaloon: 10:58pm On Oct 27, 2021
gurunlocker:
We've seen something like this before.... But Pendu at 9th in fake list? Then the original night be 12th
Why is he called Pendu? Funny name grin
CareerRe: My Boss Dropped An Internship Applicant Because Of This by Hullabaloon: 7:05am On Oct 18, 2021
Respect55:
You didn't put 'full stops' at the end of your sentences.
Don't mind that niggar. He ran the lady's comments on grammarly app and is coming here to form English editor.
PhonesRe: Data Of 1.5 Billion Facebook Users On Sale At Hacker Forum by Hullabaloon: 9:56pm On Oct 04, 2021
Hambivert:
To those students who were always glued to Facebook products, if you are reading this message, it means you did not die after several hours of not using Facebook.

At this juncture, I'll sparogatively advise you to Face your books
What does sparogatively mean?

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