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Phones › Re: Airtel Unlimited Data Thread! Best Data Plan In 2024!! by Hullabaloon: 5:50pm On Oct 02, 2025
KingOfC:
I went to their office in Ebeano estate near new haven junction, that's where they're telling me to pay 37,500. Which office do you plan to go to?
I spoke with a vendor at that same office today. He said I should come with 25k tomorrow morning by 9am
Phones › Re: Airtel Unlimited Data Thread! Best Data Plan In 2024!! by Hullabaloon: 2:18pm On Oct 02, 2025
KingOfC:
I am in a Enugu Airtel office and they're telling me 37,500 o😭 I keep telling them I don't need the midi but they insist. Omo what can I do?
I'm in Enugu too. Is it the staff inside the office or Marketers outside you met?
Technology Market › Re: My Honest Review Of Airtel Smartbox Router by Hullabaloon: 8:09am On Oct 02, 2025
josielewa:
airtel will not kill me o...imagine early monday morning frustration. i just dey laff, will get the ODU this month tho, if there is no difference, then bye bye to airtel
You later buy am?
Phones › Re: My SpaceX Starlink Internet Experience In Lagos, Nigeria by Hullabaloon: 12:14am On Jul 07, 2025
incogni2o:
Has anyone ised the mini here, I plan getting one from.computer village today,

any challenges actovating it?

how much is the monthly plan?

how can i link it with my existing.account?
Did you later get it? If yes how many gb before you hit FUP? and what is the speed like after FUP?
Travel › Re: Japa With ₦30M? Think Twice – A Realistic Breakdown Of Life Abroad by Hullabaloon: 9:19am On May 04, 2025
OChimex:
Job flows like river
You can change jobs like crazy 🤪.
I did. Every month for 3 months until I got what I wanted

The truth is, in Nigeria, the work ethics are terrible, the orientation is awful so when they move abroad, it affects them badly. And when they have no option other than doing things the right way, it pisses them off. Lol
This is one of the major fears I have. Getting a part time job while on student visa.

But my biggest fear is getting a sponsorship after my studies. How hard is it?

I plan to Japa January next year
Health › Re: How To Last Longer In Bed - For Men by Hullabaloon: 6:22pm On Mar 25, 2025
Edoblakky:
Sorry, I've been too busy to check this thread since.
You're quite right on this one. If the pc muscle is clenched to stop releasing, you'll definitely lose some erection but not all and that's how the magic happens. At least, the slightly reduced erection is still enough for penetration and that's how you can keep going until your wife climaxes. And when you continue after losing some erection, you will realize that your erection comes back strong as you continue penetrating and the process can be circled for as long as you want. I've personally circled without releasing for over 2 hours.
I think I can relate. Last time I had sex with condom, I came early but still had semi erection. With that semi erection I bleeped my girl for extra 30 mins.
Technology Market › Re: Hisense 34inches Curved Gaming Monitor by Hullabaloon: 12:36pm On Mar 25, 2025
Where are you selling from? What are the full specs? And what's the last price?
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Hullabaloon: 9:33am On Feb 19, 2025
abduleez1:
NOSFERATU......9.5/10


Never thought anyone would really rival Eva Green in the dark arts of portraying one haunted by the Crown Prince of Death— Dracula himself. No one has ever convinced me of being born for a role playing a troubled soul terrorised by the 'forces of darkness' in the horror genre like Eva Green did in Penny Dreadful, before.
Lily Rose Depp delivered a career defining performance, no doubt, and one that surely puts her on the map of Hollywood producers as a top actress and a leading woman. Never thought she had it in her, but she has shown dedication to her craft. And I respect her for this after this performance.

On a normal day, and without the burden of being a hard R rated horror flick, Lily Rose would have easily earned an Academy nomination for her troubles for this film.

Nicholas Hoult continues to show me more variety of his acting chops with each project. He's talented. More squirmy and believable. A more rounded and genuine delivery than Keanu Reeves' rather performative acting.

Willem Dafoe continues to show why he's GOATED as one of the best veteran actor still working the game. The right chops and slight touch of m@dness that you would expect from the character; one of the main reason why Eggers doesn't seem to be able to stop casting Sir Willem Dafoe — his mastery of such character is just unmatched.

Bill Skarsgard definitely writes his name in the history books with such deft performance. I like his performance more than that of Gary Oldman in the '1992' Dracula movie. Bill is more terrifying and menacing than Gary's that's more of a commanding presence.


A true masterpiece and an instant Classic. This I must say is Robert Eggers Magnum Opus. This guy needs to be choked full with projects to give us more of these Gothic goodness.
I don't think anyone matches Robert Eggers with the finesse at which he portrays dread and intrigue in the horror genre. His direction shone really bright in this movie and gave the story the personality it needed to distinguish itself from every other horror flick and adaptations of Bram Stoker's famed tale.

I can boldly say he's the Stanley Kubrick of our time. The crème de la Crème of auteur filmmakers.

If not for the massive world building and familiarity with the characters DUNE PART TWO had built, as well as the impeccable production quality, I would have crowned this movie the BEST of 2024.

The cinematography of this film is top notch (easily one of the best), breathtaking lighting and production quality. I love the colour palette— I don't think a desaturated look has looked this good in my eyes before; perfectly fitting with the times and adds to the tale and feel of the movie. Top tier writing; a chilling and unflinching score, inch perfect with premium dexterity immersing you in the moment.

This is what a Gothic horror spectacle entails and it over delivered!! An instant Classic.
I wanted to watch it but found some reviews on Google saying it's a boring movie. Some said it's the worst 2 hours of their lives.

What would you say about that? And, I'm usually someone that loves fast moving action movies. Should I watch this?
Culture › Re: Igbo Marriage And Bride Price: Put The Records Straight (Represent Your Culture) by Hullabaloon: 12:24pm On Dec 31, 2024
colossus91:
Lies sir I am from Edda my sister was married two years ago and I still have two to go nothing like 4 million naira sir I am telling based on what I know ooo.... I am from there how can an Izzie person tell you more about my people ?? Maybe the lady likes U sha and wants U for keeps!
Lol, OK. Thank you so much.
Culture › Re: Igbo Marriage And Bride Price: Put The Records Straight (Represent Your Culture) by Hullabaloon: 7:34am On Dec 31, 2024
colossus91:
500k should cover traditional expenses just try to be modest ooh no go over do,plus my people are accommodating so no fear.
But this is a far cry from what I'm hearing.

I've heard whispers that marrying from your place is ridiculously expensive. Including something they call ''nvuvu n nkwanwite''. Don't know what that means.

One lady from Izzi told me to budget around 4 to 5m for traditional rites if I'm marrying from Edda. That there are some ridiculous stuff I'll buy for uncles and relations of the girl.
Events › Re: Picture Of Bride Price List Items by Hullabaloon: 1:01am On Dec 31, 2024
comrChris:
only but few of those things were provided by the groom i.e the minor ones on the mat while the rest big ones are being provided by the brides family as sent fort gift to their daughter to use and start her own home, its now like a competition here in afikpo because we consider it as the pride of a woman, i could my sisters own in 2014 we spent close to 700,000 both for the gifts n traditional wedding, it wasn't easy,my mum almost ran mad but after everything she gained her respect like every other woman that has done it for her daughter(s) n till tomorrow the glory will fade.
nvuvu n nkwanwite bring so much honour to any family in afikpo
Bro, my girl is from Edda. Afikpo South. I'm planning to start traditional rites early next year.

What should I expect from her people in terms of expenses? I'll appreciate some step by step lemme know what I'm getting myself into.
Culture › Re: Igbo Marriage And Bride Price: Put The Records Straight (Represent Your Culture) by Hullabaloon: 12:51am On Dec 31, 2024
colossus91:
I'm from ebonyi state afikpo south or edda as it is fondly called bride price is just 30 naira ....then all the brings and all should amount to 250k......then u pay 50 k to the maternal side of the lady........
Bro. My girl is from this exact place.

What should I expect from her people when it comes to traditional expenses? I'm planning to do the needful between Feb and March Next year.
Health › Re: How To Last Longer In Bed - For Men by Hullabaloon: 6:16am On Nov 11, 2024
Edoblakky:
Yes you can do it without urinating. The exercise is very simple: just assume you are urinating then try to stop it. The muscle you are flexing to stop urinating is your pc muscle. Just keep flexing it as if you're trying to stop urinating. That is the kegel exercise. Good luck!
I practised this for weeks. Got mastery over my PC muscles. Then decided to masturbate and see if it'll work. It did, I held the semen back and felt all the sensations of cumming without cumming.

But, the problem is I lost erection.

And it's not once. Anytime I use masturbation to check my progress with the Kegel exercise, I always push back the semen but go on to lose the erection immediately.

I've not had sex Yet, and I'm scared it'll be same issue. What do I do?
Romance › Re: Ladies Please Recommend A Blender For Me by Hullabaloon: 12:45pm On Nov 05, 2024
Cutehector:
its still functional. But i experienced the body of the blender being so hot when blending coconut and tigernut.

But after blending,it cools. I'd suggest you buy buchimix instead.
Mhen I was checking out Buchi mix, it's about 200k plus on jumia. Abi e get grades? The most I can go is 100k
Romance › Re: Ladies Please Recommend A Blender For Me by Hullabaloon: 9:33am On Nov 04, 2024
Cutehector:
kenwood 5,000 watts blender. I just bought that for 25k and its super strong. Can blend beans, coconut, tigernuts etc.
Hello bro, 2 year later. How's the Kenwood blender? Cos I want to get exactly same watt for same purpose, blend coconut and tiger nuts. What's your experience so far?
Phones › Re: The Head Phones And Earbuds Thread by Hullabaloon: 12:13am On Aug 24, 2024
audububa:
Tozo HT2 Full Review


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDxYxEOgkYE
Between this Tozo and JBL tour one M2, which would you recommend?

Or any JBL of 60 to 80k.
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Arome Osayi Reconciles With His 'Son' Apostle Orokpo Michael by Hullabaloon: 10:09pm On Jun 20, 2024
theamazonguru:
I guess they both allowed the flesh manifest through the men ose to both of them.

So this is the story.
Apostle Arome OSAYI raises men. So Mike Orokpo was one of the sons he raised and groomed.

Mike was doing so well mostly because of his commitment and passion for the work, he rose so fast within the ranks there, and the head man, Arome Osayi started giving him the opportunity to represent him at Some of his preaching engagements.

Mike has always professed that he is nobody without God of course and the instrumentality of Arome Osayi.

But envious lots amongst them started bringing news of what Mike said and what he didn't say.
Most likely he was misquoted I am not sure but evidences of such meetings and statements were presented..
And the father decided to lock up, believing he was betrayed.

Now this is where it got interesting, there were two of them involved in this issue the other one after going his own way just like Mike, came back to reconcile with their spiritual father, as he claimed he kept seeing revelations tying him to Arome.
But Mike decided to go far away, looked for another spiritual Father who blessed him as he started his own ministry too.

Check out this link on YouTube.
That was the other pastor Mike Orokpo left with telling the details of what actually transpired..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MeXPX_bob0?si=m9W3ZgERNO876-2n
Thanks a bunch for the update. May God bless you really good.
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Arome Osayi Reconciles With His 'Son' Apostle Orokpo Michael by Hullabaloon: 8:19pm On Jun 14, 2024
nayolight:
Great news, it is long overdue, glory be to God for this wonderful news, True demonstration of the spirit of Christ in them.
Please what issue did they have before?
Autos › Re: Where Can I Get Car Interior Stickers by Hullabaloon: 10:27am On Apr 28, 2024
eRex:
I used Google map... Directed me to somewhere in Mushin when I typed Vinyl.

Maybe when I'm chanced will check it out
Did u later check it out? Is it worth it?
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by Hullabaloon: 10:41pm On Feb 11, 2024
CatchMeIfUCanMO:
That one na excuse abeg.

You see why some of us rate C Ronaldo higher than other players including Messi.

He will surely find a way to get the ball and deliver when the supply is not there, that is one of those things that make a player a top top player.
Get the ball from who? Will he go to his defence to collect it and dribble pass everyone? Abi no be teammate go supply pass.
Car Talk › Re: How Long Did You Learn Driving. by Hullabaloon: 4:48pm On Jan 31, 2024
doggedfighter:
Will soon start
I'll start this weekend. How long did it take you?

And I guess, it's automatic, right?
Car Talk › Re: Toyota Camry 2008 Vs Honda Accord 2008 - Which Is Better And Why? by Hullabaloon: 10:13pm On Jan 26, 2024
sholarb:
Two years back I was in same dilemma.

No regrets with the Accord till date. Performance is fantastic. Fuel consumption is superb. Reliability is great, depends on how you use and maintain the car.

Should you settle for the Honda ensure to use recommended fluids, OEM parts (toks or new) and avoid bad fuel in order to prolong lifespan of its emission components.

Also have a personal scanner handy to scan for fault codes and avoid quack mechanics.
What are the documents I should request from the seller to avoid buying a stolen vehicle.

2. Can you throw more light on the personal scanner. I'm just hearing about it for the first time.
Car Talk › Re: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by Hullabaloon: 9:50pm On Jan 26, 2024
Dozieson:
Just go for the Honda
For someone buying his first car ever, Nigerian used, what are the documents I should request from the seller to be sure there's no foul play
Car Talk › Re: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by Hullabaloon: 7:22pm On Jan 22, 2024
Obidikejr:
Hey bro. Acura TSX 2009... Love it!

I've always been a fan of Honda. So for mid range vehicles, I can call it home.
OK. How much u buy am?
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by Hullabaloon: 7:20pm On Jan 22, 2024
abbyyzino:
I’m in the office so I’m not watching, can someone tell me the players that have been fantastic for super eagles in this game so far.
Wetin u dey do for office by this time?
Nairaland General › Re: I Bought Minoxidle 5% 6months Supply [UPDATE] by Hullabaloon: 11:19pm On Jan 20, 2024
awoofquality:
Ya it's has started coming out
2 years later. How far?
Car Talk › Re: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by Hullabaloon: 7:24pm On Jan 18, 2024
Obidikejr:
Hey bro. Acura TSX 2009... Love it!

I've always been a fan of Honda. So for mid range vehicles, I can call it home.
How much sir?
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Equatorial Guinea: AFCON 2023 (1 - 1 ) On 14th January 2024 by Hullabaloon: 3:25pm On Jan 14, 2024
SoNature:
Who made Daniel Amokachi - a man who doesn't know how to get his English tenses right - a commentator in these AFCON matches?
Lolz. I just tire for the commentary. In fact, I tire for everything about that match. The very slow pace, the empty stadium, the lackluster commentary. Everything looks lifeless.

I just switched to premier league. Everton Aston Villa. Better match. Sweet graphics, mellifluous commentary.
Computers › Re: Help!! 230v (5000w Stabilizer) Cannot Power LG 1.5hp Air Conditioner by Hullabaloon: 10:58am On Jan 08, 2024
romityl:
I have the same issue oh ...if I use my generator the AC works perfectly well but if I use the 5000 stabiliser it will trip off after like 3min the thing is so disheartening ....my Ac is also a 1.5 hp LG like the op stated ... below is the pic of input n output of my stabiliser which is a 5000 stabiliser ...
Baba, I'm in the exact same condition. But mine is worse. I use A 2.5kva Gen and it struggles to power the AC.

What's the size of your Gen?
Computers › Re: Help!! 230v (5000w Stabilizer) Cannot Power LG 1.5hp Air Conditioner by Hullabaloon: 6:50am On Jan 04, 2024
alizma:
If you have a stabilizer, it will indicate the current, fluctuating between the highest and lowest voltage. So the average is the highest volt + the lowest, divided by 2
eg if the highest volt is 165 and the lowest is 135 then the average is 165+135=300÷2 which is average of 150 voltage.
OK. Thank you
Computers › Re: Help!! 230v (5000w Stabilizer) Cannot Power LG 1.5hp Air Conditioner by Hullabaloon: 9:54pm On Dec 31, 2023
alizma:
It is well bro. I finally got myself the stabilizer, 2,000va. I refused to watch the ac waste away like that. My neighbor is still angry and has refused to do the same. But his body language after seeing my own working shows that he will go the same way soon.
I bought century wall stabilizer, they specifically state on the body that it can carry 1.5hp provided the current is 130 and above and my area is 145 and above, the current rarely go below 140.
How do you measure the average current of your area?
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Hullabaloon: 12:11pm On Dec 27, 2023
Olumighty123:
Low water inlet. the correct water level has not been reached within 20 minutes of the washer starts. Open to see if there's water supply inside the machine then Close and press starts..
My brother, it displays that error once you on it. Before even pouring water. That error is the first thing you'll be greeted with. Do you still think it's a low water inlet problem?

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