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Car TalkRe: Man Drives Tesla Into A Petrol Station Leaving Attendants Confused by Hullabaloon: 10:23pm On Apr 09, 2021
Alejoas:
No It can't!

Mobile Power Solution (MPS) guarantees you power on the go, where and when you need it. Our brand new MPS 2. 0 can power your laptop for between ten to twenty four hours, a dc fan for 24 hours, easily recharge by Solar, Grid electricity or Power generating set within 4 hours.
How much?
RomanceRe: What's Your Worst First Date Experience? by Hullabaloon: 12:54am On Apr 09, 2021
KingOzigi:
I've had two unforgettable dates...

1st was with this girl I was trying to Behind up since she's below who I want in terms of exposure. I loved her innocence and naivety plus I believed everything was possible...... I should have known better.

So I dressed up for the date after prior notice to her and then invited her to my house to make my points clearer and also present her an opportunity to see my outfit and at least dress in compliance since I know she hasn't done that before.

I got to the venue and put a call through and she asked me to wait that she'll soon be on her way...... I shouldn't have waited.

Lo and behold her call came through, she's at the gate of the venue and I should come pick her up. Her outfit could make a frog puke, so carelessly dressed, so below casual, so terrible.

I sha let it go and welcomed her like a gentleman will do, hugged and all the PDA happened so at least I can get her comfortable around me in an eatery.

Took her to her seat and asked what she'll like to have, babe said she's not having anything that she's full. Headache catch me immidiately. Like, what's a date for? To come and sit down and talk? I insisted she had something, she was adamant. I sha ordered for drinks, energy drink hoping it could loosen her up since she's being uptight and a teetotal. Babe was serious o even after opening drinks that I was just wasting my money, she won't take water sef.

Long story short, I had to take all the drinks alone, I can't come and waste money.

Just when I was about going to foot bills, babe stood up and was feeding her eyes carelessly from the eatery's window. I was embarrassed tbh. That was the last time I spoke to her.

2nd date was something else, menstruation came through and I had to be her shield all through till we got home. Very heavy flow and there was no place to get tampon. I wasn't really embarrassed like the first one. I even loved the fact that I was of assistance all through the menstrual dilemma. I think I loved this girl more than I ever loved any girl. She seemed like a perfect partner to me
At the bolded. Yes, that's exactly what a date is. A time for the couple to sit and discuss at length, get to know each other very well. Of course, there should be light refreshment.

Don't have the mentality of hungry Nigerian girls that dating is a time to eat what you've never eaten.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Lesotho : AFCON Qualifier (3 - 0) - Full Time by Hullabaloon: 5:33pm On Mar 30, 2021
Goahead:
It's just so mind boggling that the freed vessel in Suez canal is 4x the size of this pitch. shocked
In length not in width
ComputersWireless Mouse Detected But Not Working (photos) by Hullabaloon(op): 7:40am On Mar 30, 2021
My wireless mouse, two of them, suddenly stopped working. They work when plugged to other systems but wouldn't work in mine. I've tried manually updating the drivers yet nothing is working.

PC detects them and shows the device is working properly, Yet it doesn't work.

Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Mocked For Claiming To Reach 5 Billion People Worldwide by Hullabaloon: 10:17pm On Mar 29, 2021
1Sharon:
Pastor Chris teaching is what you call gospel? undecided
Lol. At the risk of sounding like an atheist, lemme accord him all due respect as a high-ranking MOG.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Mocked For Claiming To Reach 5 Billion People Worldwide by Hullabaloon: 7:24am On Mar 29, 2021
GraceUdueni:
So this is a short note to as many that has been saying all sorts as regards the 5.3billion mark that we hit as a ministry during the just concluded GLOBAL DAY OF PRAYERS WITH PASTOR CHRIS & PASTOR BENNY HINN.

It’s quite unfortunate that the people saying all sorts are Christians This explanation is very unnecessary but I think I have to do this.

So this is it….
Our records are not limited to just internet & Tv users alone because ur basis of disputing this fact is that internet users worldwide are just bout 4.7bn & 1.7bn for TV stations.

The fact is During major programs like the one that just concluded with pastor Chris almost every cell in the ministry does an outreach.

For example during the last Healing Streams with pastor Chris me & two of my members went to the General hospital in our locality, took permission from the Admin & went to all the wards to stream the program.
We were able to stream to 6 different wards with attendance of @least 20 persons in each ward. We made use of 6 different smart phones & bluetooth speakers ensuring maximum participation.. I remember that faithful day I got home bout 11pm.

That same hour another cell was at a shopping mall named shop fair, using projector & speaker’s, ensuring everyone present gets to connect to the program… these outreaches took place everywhere a Christ embassy church is situated.

So now lets do the maths

Just my cell alone reached out to at the very least 120 persons. & We have over 100cells in our Group multiplied by how many Christ embassy churches around the globe. Can u beat thathuh

This is aside other ministers of the gospel that are not even in Christ Embassy but ensure that during programs like these their members are connected.

To think that we’ve not even considered the fact that we bought the airtime of as many Tv/radio stations u can think of both in Nigeria & beyond

Then the fact that we streamed live on different channels on youtube, facebook etc.

& also on our Various Live Tv apps, websites & stations.

Even if u are doubting our figures do u doubt the word of Godhuh The bible recorded that this gospel will be preached as a witness in every nation & then shall the end come. & if u are truthful to ur self u will agree with us that the end is here. The signs are everywhere..
BE WOKE O.. STOP THESE UNNECESSARY ARGUMENTS. THE TIME IS TOO SHORT TO PLAY AROUND.
LOVE GOD & DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T MISS THE RAPTURE
So, 5 out of every 7 person watched it across the world at that time?

Let's assume the 2.3 billion Christians worldwide all watched it, which I know it ain't remotely close to that, Do u know the world Moslem and atheist population? So, 50 percent of them watched it too?

It's inconceivable that someone somewhere wants to defend this outrageous claim. The gospel will surely get to the ends of the earth but not 5billion at once.
ComputersRe: Post Your Laptop Problems Here And Get Solution To Fix It Yourself by Hullabaloon: 12:11pm On Mar 15, 2021
sotall:
Hi guys, I am a computer engineer and specializes in servicing and repairing laptops. Post your laptops issue here and i will give you solution that would help you fix it yourself.

Do you have a BIOS-passworded laptop and finding it hard to clear the password?

Call or whatsapp me on the number on my signature


Other engineers in the house can contribute.
Where's the number?
Technology MarketRe: ♨️⭕️⚙️⏯️TV Help and Support⏯️ ⚙️ ⭕️ ♨️ by Hullabaloon: 11:32am On Mar 15, 2021
GRACEGLORY:
Stabilizers don't help TVs, stabs themselves get fried by electricity
So what do u suggest?
Technology MarketRe: ♨️⭕️⚙️⏯️TV Help and Support⏯️ ⚙️ ⭕️ ♨️ by Hullabaloon: 9:54am On Mar 15, 2021
GRACEGLORY:
It depends, peices have gone up for all things.
We settled for 18k.

Meanwhile, do you know how I can prevent this from happening again? TV is already on stabilizer.

Stabilizer itself is on delay.

I don't understand how current bypassed all these to spoil the TV.
Technology MarketRe: ♨️⭕️⚙️⏯️TV Help and Support⏯️ ⚙️ ⭕️ ♨️ by Hullabaloon: 9:42pm On Mar 14, 2021
GRACEGLORY:
It's the led light around the screen. Please, give to a technician to fix.


Thanks
Mine developed exactly same issue. much will it cost to fix it? Make these technicians no open office for my head
CareerRe: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Hullabaloon: 10:03am On Mar 03, 2021
Discombulator:
another typical Nigerian youth incapable of critical thinking, it is common sense.
I'm sorry for you if you think this life ends with the things you can see, or feel. I worked with one of the major transport companies in this country. I've sat among drivers gisting about paranormal activities they encounter along the highways during night journeys. Note, they are not telling me o. Just gisting among themselves.

Or how can you explain that anytime the highly occultic company owner is to release new fleet of buses, there must be an accident that will claim a drivers life. It's been consistently happening for 15 years at a stretch.

But wait o. Are you trying to say that our politicians are do not dabble in occultism? You think they are normal men who just depend on police for security?

Have you not been born when the Bakassi boys of the late 90's were openly operating with charms? Or during the days of Eddie nawgu?

When I was in secondary school, my state, an eastern state, hosted the national cultural festival, hence our school hostel was used as one of the lodges for people coming from other states. We were told to go home pending when the guests will finish. It was the Hausa-Fulanis that occupied our hostels. One Saturday, I went to collect something I had forgotten in my cupboard, and saw these cultural performers rehearsing. What I saw with my two eyes that day, I've never seen before. A man will stab his eyes with a dagger and nothing will happen. I saw a levitating object for the first time ever.

Bros, forget o. There are things that defy logic. The supernatural exists full time.
CareerRe: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Hullabaloon: 9:38am On Mar 03, 2021
Mode4:
I studied human anatomy in University of Calabar. I did msc anatomy (uniport). I have heard stories of dead bodies in gross lab (where students carry out dissections of dead bodies) and in embalment rooms. I use to read In gross lab with those dead bodies around me. I will even fall asleep sometimes. I never saw or felt anything.

When we studied mortuary techniques in yr 3, we were taught how to embalm corpses by specialized morticians, and they never told us any of these things. We didn't knock any door when we went to gross lab to dissect those bodies or when I visited embalment rooms to harvest organs or learn embalment techniques.

Those stories we hear are fictitious and superstitious. Though I am not into embalment but I have colleagues who are embalmers, and they have always debunked those stories.

The devil and his wicked demons can take up the images of the dead to cause confusion and tell us things. Some may even tell us or reveal certain secrets to us, I don't have any doubt.
Your last paragraph contradicts the one above it.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Being Righteous Made Me Lose A Dream Job by Hullabaloon: 11:09pm On Feb 28, 2021
oglalasioux:
Oh lawd!
Oh lord what?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Being Righteous Made Me Lose A Dream Job by Hullabaloon: 10:40pm On Feb 28, 2021
zikter:
If only you paid attention to the 20vs12 you quoted, you would have discovered he didn't lie actually.

Sarah and Abraham shared the same father but different mothers. While on the other hand, he did not disclose that Sarah was his wife for the fear of being killed, he said she was his sister which on the other hand was the truth. I believe this is the reason why he was not punished by God.
In Abraham’s case his so-called “half-truth” was a whole lie, for the question he was asked was, “Is Sarah your wife?” And his answer in effect was really “No. She is my sister.” By this answer to this question Abraham intentionally misrepresented the facts of the situation, which is a lie.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Being Righteous Made Me Lose A Dream Job by Hullabaloon: 10:17pm On Feb 28, 2021
oglalasioux:
When is it necessary to lie?

When the truth injures and the lie hurts no one.

Even God asked Samuel to lie because it was necessary. (1 sam. 16, 2-3)
Lol. God did not ask Samuel to lie. God cannot lie, and cannot encourage lies.

He simply asked Samuel to conceal the other reason for his visit. Have you come in peace? Samuel was asked. “I have come to sacrifice to the Lord” he answered, which was one of the things he came to do.

If, however, he was asked to state all the reasons for his visit, then we can say he lied.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Being Righteous Made Me Lose A Dream Job by Hullabaloon: 9:51pm On Feb 28, 2021
DropsMic:
At the emboldened.... You can only deceive those who aren't capable of reading btw the lines. There's nothing truthful about answering a question out of ignorance.. I sure say if you knew that saying Yes would cost you your dream job you would have replied with a resounding NO.

You are suffering delusional disorder my brother... Righteous my foot
Spot on. I thought I'm the only off that noticed that. Would have pointed it out but I decided to read all the comments first to see if anyone was discerning enough to see it.

Op said the truth from ignorance, and probably regretting it, hence this thread. From God's perspective, Op's righteousness is as filthy as a rag.

CC: RisenPhoenix1
RomanceRe: Update: Emeka Reacts To Cheating Lover, Flatmate In Calabar [photo] by Hullabaloon: 8:43pm On Feb 12, 2021
meobizy:
It’s funny how Nairalanders have stopped questioning “facts.” How did so many people swallow this sweet lie without question?
I've been wondering same. Let's say, perhaps the first story about Grace and Andrew is true. It's hard to believe, with how viral it went, that Grace, or any of her friends, or even Andrew didn't see the story online.

I think Emeka lied on that text he sent. Grace must have seen everything online and breakup by herself.
RomanceRe: How Will You Spend Your Valentine's Day This Year? by Hullabaloon: 2:35pm On Feb 12, 2021
Samson1104:
nothing much sha, na to find bar wey get pool go collect bottles then dey watch people wey dey swim
Lol, this is exactly my plan. One of my guys has even agreed to join me. Heading to one classy hotel in my state, to watch lovers do their thing inside pool while I feast my eyes on their boobs and nyash grin
FamilyRe: Lost Young Girl Found In Abeokuta, Ogun State. Please Let's Locate Her Family. by Hullabaloon: 1:49pm On Feb 12, 2021
iswallker:
No redeemed branches in that area or what.. undecided
Na Nairaland be lost and found center.. undecided
You sound very critical of the op. At least he did the right thing by bringing it to nairaland, thereby receiving advice to locate an rccg church.
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Create A Locally Made Inverter With Ease by Hullabaloon: 7:55am On Feb 12, 2021
odimbannamdi:
Lol...you still dey follow the guy talk? You never delete him number since abi...na until him collect your money again abi... grin...I am sure he imagines that you will buy the panels from him

70k can get you at least 2 units of 270 - 300w panel. You will be grossly shortchanged if you get just 2 units of 150w.

But it is a good idea to get the panels. At least, you will always have juice in your battery during the day to do your usual work, then at night you will use the battery.

Also, getting the panels would mean you have solved the solar section of your inverter system. You wont have to but it again. So you will just focus on getting good batteries now
Wow. Thanks. I'll get back to you when I decide to buy it.
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Create A Locally Made Inverter With Ease by Hullabaloon: 4:28pm On Feb 11, 2021
Valto:
35k for just 150w panel is on the high side. 70k can get u 3pcs with small change wink
What's pcs?
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Create A Locally Made Inverter With Ease by Hullabaloon: 2:07pm On Feb 11, 2021
odimbannamdi:
He was saying the truth.

By jumbo, he meant that, with an extra 20k (bringing you total money to 140k), you could have easily gotten an original 200ah Fullriver batter which sold for 125k a few months ago. The remaining 15k could have easily get you a 1000w inverter with inbuilt charger.

This system would power your fan and laptop for at least 10 hours. I speak out of direct experience.

But like you said, in life, we win some and lose some. At least you paid to learn your lessons...we all did same too... cheesy...that's why we have a great community here to support each other
Wow. See what I missed. I've always been lucky buying my gadgets from strangers. TV, 76k, from a total stranger on Nairaland. Works flawlessly till now.

Laptop, 83k from someone I met on whatsapp group. Best piece of business I've ever done. I was beginning to feel invincible, till this one hammered me grin. The costliest and most useless and most problematic thing I own as a bachelor. embarassed

That my solar guy advised me to add solar panel of 70k (two 150w) to the powerbank. That only then will I start enjoying it.
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Create A Locally Made Inverter With Ease by Hullabaloon: 9:35pm On Feb 10, 2021
odimbannamdi:
Sorry about your experience sir. My story would have been similar to yours, only that I was careful to do due diligence. Let me share my story.

Just after the lockdown was eased, I began looking out for a laptop power bank to power my laptop as I was learning animations then and I needed to be on my PC for long hours.

This particular guy was one of the first few people I reached out to, and he quoted similar price to me. I reasoned thus within myself, "in 2018, I did an inverter setup from the information I gleaned from this thread. The inverter setup then didnt cost me more than 60k then and it was able to carry my laptop and binatone standing fan for a couple of hours, before the battery went completely bad. Why then would I spend a whopping 120k to power only laptop?"

So I began frequenting the inverter threads here on Nairaland and was networking and getting enough information, until I made significant head and got a good system. This particular guy is even a reseller. That system is a clever contraption made with Lithium batteries. I have the contact of the guy who constructs them at Alaba International. The guy you bought from resells with a profit of at least 30k. I am not against the guy reselling the product, but it is sad that he is being deceitful. I could have fallen into the same trap, buy my Chi was alive.

Abdulasod, I recall that we spoke at length on Monday night. See, the moment one begins to look for powerbank for laptop, it is just best for that person to begin his inverter journey, because the cost of getting a specialised laptop powerbank will easily get you a decent 100ah battery and inverter. And you can easily scale up from there.
Exactly what my guy who is into solar told me. He Said if I'd added like 10 or 20k, I would have gotten a jumbo inverter and battery, whatever he means by that.

Anyway, in life we win some, we lose some. It's not a total loss sha. At least, on hot nights, it powers my fan and saves me cost of buying fuel.
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Create A Locally Made Inverter With Ease by Hullabaloon: 8:00pm On Feb 10, 2021
odimbannamdi:
Sir, I just want to say that it is downright wicked for you to recommend something that you regret buying to someone else.
If I wanted to be wicked, I wouldn't have stated the downsides for me. I only regret buying it because the seller promised it'll carry other gadgets for me. If used purely only for laptop, it's very good.

Besides, he can make his own research and get good cheaper ones.
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Create A Locally Made Inverter With Ease by Hullabaloon: 6:19pm On Feb 10, 2021
Iamsane:
Please stop recommending this. Something that you regretted buying. I will do wonders with 120k. You just wasted money on that nonsense.
Lol. I'm not saying he should buy mine. There are good laptop powerbanks, cheap ones that will serve him well.
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Create A Locally Made Inverter With Ease by Hullabaloon: 1:39pm On Feb 10, 2021
Penuelseun:
This battery looks like a 40ah battery, try to change your fan to a rechargeable one, or a 12v direct dc fan to prolong backup time
Yeah, I do put the fan to the lowest.
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Create A Locally Made Inverter With Ease by Hullabaloon: 9:19am On Feb 10, 2021
Penuelseun:
Upload the pictures of the battery here if you can, but after going through his thread, he only posted 26ah and 40amp batteries although they are lithium ion batteries. Which type of standing fan do you use on it?
The fan is a binatone 70w fan

Science/TechnologyRe: How To Create A Locally Made Inverter With Ease by Hullabaloon: 7:20am On Feb 10, 2021
unicmarket:
Am sorry, but I doubt your battery bank is 400ah for that price.

Just my honest opinion

I think the ah they sold to you is way lower than that.

By the way what is the back up time?
My brother Eh, it was after buying it that my eyes opened to the rubbish I bought.

The seller is here on Nairaland, he promised me that it'll carry my fan, flat screen TV and laptop for 8 hours. And he's been dealing since 2015 with good reviews so I trusted him.

See his link: https://www.nairaland.com/2182890/buy-laptop-powerbanks-deep-cycle

Paid the 120k only to find out the thing can't even power standing fan alone for 8 hours let alone the other two. The thing takes almost 40 mins to add one percent when charging but loses one percent after 15mins.

I've been living with the regret since.

What do u mean by backup time?

CC: dollarnaira

Science/TechnologyRe: How To Create A Locally Made Inverter With Ease by Hullabaloon: 11:17pm On Feb 09, 2021
Abdulasod:
Hi,

How much can I set up an inverter that will power a laptop?
If it's laptop alone, best you buy a laptop power bank.

The one I bought from a seller here on Nairaland is 400,000 Mah. Powers both laptop and standing fan. It's pricey though. 120k.

You can get one that costs less with lower Mah
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Create A Locally Made Inverter With Ease by Hullabaloon: 11:09pm On Feb 09, 2021
Yemmyteespeed007:
may I have your WhatsApp contact.
07062510213
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Create A Locally Made Inverter With Ease by Hullabaloon: 4:22pm On Feb 09, 2021
Yemmyteespeed007:
MOSFETS ARE BLOWN, AND THE CONTROL CHIP MIGHT HAVE ALSO BLOWN. MAY BE REPAIRED BY REPLACEMENT

INCASE YOU WANT TO SELL, LET ME KNOW
This picture is not the one that has the reverse polarity problem. My solar guy is still with that one, I just used this to see if the guy I quoted can show me where the fuse is. This one I posted is the first one I bought, I was using it with a laptop power bank, forgot to unplug the powerbank from socket. Nepa brought light, currents clashed and inverter started smelling like barbecue embarassed

Then I bought this second one that has reverse polarity problem. Are you willing to buy two of them? I'll be happy to sell them.
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Create A Locally Made Inverter With Ease by Hullabaloon: 8:32am On Feb 09, 2021
laposta:
For the inverter, it is the fuse that cuts when you reverse polarity. Open it up and look for the fuse, then check to see if it is burnt. If you can't identify it, snap the panel (front and back) and post here. I should be able to assist in identifying it.
Here's the back

Note, I don't think that my guy knows much about inverters. That's why I don't want to believe it's AC problem.

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