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Travel › Re: Nigerian In Kazakhstan: My First Day In Astana! by humberjade:
See people dey ask am if e watch Astana play Chelsea.
grin

Firstly, tickets to such matches are sold out weeks before the game. Secondly, those tickets are very expensive. Thirdly, for some who just got there, seeing a live match at a stadium is not the first 10 things on his mind. Fourthly, why would I pay to see a team which isn't mine play? What if he's an Arsenal fan. 🤷‍♂️

Moreso, someone who is in the country for an international competition which is not even football related.
Politics › Re: No Magical Solution To Steady Power Supply – Tinubu by humberjade: 4:40am On Dec 12, 2024
DatNiggaDaz:
grin

But there is a magical solution to snatching grabbing and running away with a mandate that is not yours

This is the statement of Tinubu in 2023 and 2014
Even Osinbajo's expression speaks volume..he's like "Uncle Bola, this lamba is too big nah...easy sir" 😁

Foreign Affairs › Re: Denmark Wants Easier Deportation Of Migrants Who Commit Crimes by humberjade: 3:43pm On Dec 11, 2024
I support it wholeheartedly. As far has it has been proven that the crimes are genuine and not cases of witch hunts or incriminations.

Because I don't know why any sane person would escape hardship in their home country, travel to countries of opportunities, and still choose crime. Just like our brothers who carried their senseless cultism abroad instead of building a beautiful future for themselves and children.

A welcomed development abeg
Politics › Re: German President Frank-Walter Steinmeier Has Arrived Nigeria by humberjade:
The last time, it was the VC of Germany visiting Abuja, he was there to collaborate with the Nigerian government for facilitate easy repatriation of Nigerians from Europe's biggest econony. Let's see what the main menu is on their President's dish this time around. 😅
Politics › Re: Tunji-Ojo: 10 Wanted Interpol Suspects Entering Nigeria Arrested In One Week by humberjade: 7:14am On Dec 11, 2024
This man sabi politics well enough that he mentions Tinubu almost in every sentence. He knows he can't outshine the master, same with Wike. 😁 The two shining lights of this administration, others are just there to make up the numbers, with little or no impact.
Sports › Re: Conte Admits Napoli Struggle Without Osimhen by humberjade: 7:04am On Dec 11, 2024
cyrusmillz:
As much as I love Conte , he didn't handle the osimhen situation well. Even though Osimhen can be rude and difficult, there should have been a better way to salvage the situation and not leaving your best man unregistered for the season. Goodluck sha
I don't think that was his personal doing, it must have come from the club's management, they were hell bent on rubbishing Osimhen.

I am sure they must have been ecstatic when they were leading on the table, not knowing their strike force can't go all the way. 😅
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (2 - 5) On 30th November 2024 by humberjade: 7:26pm On Nov 30, 2024
toprealman:
Ref come on, how is that a penalty?
He punched his head after he had nodded the ball.
Politics › Re: LASG To Build Bus Coridor To Re-Arrange Ojuelegba Transport Hub (Pictures) by humberjade: 8:30am On Nov 29, 2024
Mandate1:
you are still getting it wrong. Have you experienced any? You're being your statement on assumption and hearsay, rather than fact.

Travelling is a part of education.
As humans, for everything we believe in, from how the universe works to the function of neurons in the human brain, are based on findings of other people. We have never gone to space, we weren't around when the events in the bible and Quran happened, but somehow we still believe every detail.

What I am trying to say is that, we don't have to personally experience something to know it's a fact. And when an idea is being circulated by every other tribe in Nigeria, and same fact is being corroborated by some folks from the same tribe, I do not need to experience it personally to believe it.

It is just like relocating to Libya or South Africa, turning deaf ears to reports from those country about what folks go through.

But hey, we can agree to disagree. Chikenna!

Have a blessed day bro
Politics › Re: LASG To Build Bus Coridor To Re-Arrange Ojuelegba Transport Hub (Pictures) by humberjade: 5:37am On Nov 29, 2024
Mandate1:
have you travelled out of the South West? Have you tried buying land somewhere else aside South West and you were denied the privilege to?
Of course, I have, even beyond, but never have I tried to buy or relocate there, why bother when many people from every other tribe, including South Easterners, accedes to that fact, they can't all be wrong. Even in the region, the discrimination that Ebonyi people experience only is topic for another day.

We know the general impression about every tribe in Nigeria, the genuine ones, the rumours, and the ones for cruise. I have so many close colleagues and friends from the region, so I know quite a handful.
Politics › Re: LASG To Build Bus Coridor To Re-Arrange Ojuelegba Transport Hub (Pictures) by humberjade: 10:33pm On Nov 28, 2024
Mandate1:
So far the constitution remains and affirm that every Nigerian has a right to acquire movable nd immovable properties in any part of Nigeria, then your fight remains a wasted effort.
Only that it is already almost impossible, if not outrightly impossible since time immemorial for outsiders to buy or even rent landed properties in a certain region. Yet, they will be the first to cry blue murder when they are served the same dish elsewhere.
Crime › Re: Why Do Nigerians, Who Have Relocated To Better Countries, Still Commit Crimes? by humberjade: 9:06pm On Nov 27, 2024
Because they are naturally lazy and covetous.
Politics › Re: President Tinubu And Remi Tinubu With President Joe Biden by humberjade: 7:37am On Nov 25, 2024
owobokiri:
Tinubu and wife so excited like kids who just met father Christmas for the first time.

A president so ostracized he can only meet important world leaders at the sidelines of international events.

And we still see ourselves as the giant of Africa.
Yet he was visited by the Indian Prime Minister? 😁

If una wan criticise, make una dey make calculated ones. The office of the President of the Federal Rebublic of Nigeria, is not to be ridiculed, it gets its respect accordingly, irrespective of its incumbent occupier.
Education › Re: See What High School Masonry Examinations In Greensboro, NC, USA Look Like (pics by humberjade: 2:19pm On Nov 23, 2024
Lovely...the way education should be, this is the way you prepare nation builders. Showing them many paths to a sustainable future.


For example, in Nigeria, you will see a Computer Science department without a functional Computer Lab, they only rent Computer systems for accreditation, once NUC officials leave, the lab goes barren again. So many graduates of the same course don't even know what the inside of a computer looks like. Just theories, no practicals.

Sustainable development structures lacking across board
Crime › Re: Thieves Steal Church Anniversary Cows by humberjade: 1:10pm On Nov 23, 2024
Most likely the people they bought them from. So many related stories plus the one I personally experienced.

My former church was having their convention on their camp ground, they saw some herders with their cows by the road, bought one and tied it within the premises, and with the intention to kill it by daybreak. Lo and behold, one of the herders returned to the camp in the dead of night to steal the cow. He had already made away with the cow, but was fortunately was stopped and question by the soldiers who are permanently stationed directly opposite the camp, and whom the Church pays for extra security. Attendees for just chop food without meat for the duration of their stay. 😅
Properties › Re: Man In Tears After His Savings Were Burnt In Fire Incident (Video) by humberjade: 7:48pm On Nov 20, 2024
fitinwell:
Next time dig the ground... And keep your money der... It's safer
Termites dey look you dey smile grin
Politics › Re: NNPCL Admits Challenges Delaying Port Harcourt Refinery Take-Off by humberjade: 8:03am On Nov 19, 2024
bennybuhari:
Scammers. These are the real people EFCC should go after instead of focusing attention on petty thieves
No actually, they are suppose to concentrate more on the people they have the power to tackle, because it is petty thieves that becomes massive armed robbers in the future. If these "petty thieves" aren't checked now, there won't be a future for our children in that country.
Politics › Re: Leicester: UK Court Jails Four Nigerian Students After Gang Fight by humberjade: 7:52am On Nov 19, 2024
What people see in this kinda hooliganism beats me. That's what you get when both parents are too busy chasing money, leaving the kids on the street. If you fail in your responsibility as parents to bring up your wards the right way, the street will train them up the way it deems fit.
Family › Re: 15 Years In Abusive Relationship With A Beast Has Cost Me My Left Eye(pics) by humberjade: 7:51am On Nov 19, 2024
Una go see red flag at the onset of the relationship, una go still deep head. Una go see coolheaded guys, nah rough guys una go dey pursue.

No matter what, you don't use that kinda force on a woman.
Politics › Re: APC Sweeps Ogun LG Poll, Wins All Chairmanship, Councillorship Seats by humberjade:
Sensiblerealist:
What I saw on Saturday noor be election, Na just confirmation of selected candidates. See as dem still dey share money and buying off of officials untop LG elections. The person wey go fix this country still Jupiter
You still get hope sey one person dey Jupiter. 😅 I dey tell people sey nobody fit fix this country again. For sey nah only the political class dey corrupt and clueless, e for better, the citizens are no better. Make I no just mention the clerics 😁
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Rwanda: AFCON 2025 Qualifier (1 - 2) On 18th November 2024 by humberjade: 6:45pm On Nov 18, 2024
Nawa o...this same Rwanda dey our World Cup qualifiers group o. Se naija go fit make am to world Cup like this? 😅
Foreign Affairs › Re: Tehran Signals Hezbollah To Accept Ceasefire Deal. by humberjade:
After dem don decimate their top hierarchy finish...badt guys!!😅
Politics › Re: APC Sweeps Ogun LG Poll, Wins All Chairmanship, Councillorship Seats by humberjade: 7:53am On Nov 18, 2024
Until INEC (not that it will be free and fair o, but others will still have a chance, no matter how slim) starts conducting LG elections in Nigeria, elections into the councils are just appointment exercises by the incumbent Governor.
Fashion › Re: Nigeria’s Chidimma Adetshina Emerges Second At Miss Universe 2024 by humberjade: 6:58am On Nov 17, 2024
Well done girl! Half loaf of bread is better than a full chin-chin. You made us proud...kudos!
Sports › Re: Edo Queens Beat Mamelodi Sundowns In CAF Champions League, Qualify For Semis by humberjade: 6:20am On Nov 17, 2024
What a breathtaking match, it looked as if it was not going to be their day, considering the numerous chances squandered, including the PK miss.

Sometimes, it is good to leave it late so that your opponent doesn't have a way back into the match.

Even the Ghanians were supporting the SA girls. 😅 Kudos girls for shutting up the S.Africans, and putting the Ghanaians to shame.

A well deserved victory. Go girls!
Sports › Re: Mike Tyson Fight With Paul Jake Today: Kill Or Be Killed, No Mercy!! by humberjade: 2:57pm On Nov 15, 2024
If una like make una hype am pass like this, I have no time to waste on a bout between an old man and a young guy, maybe the highlights sha.
Sports › Re: Osimhen Level With Odegbami On The Top 10 Super Eagles All-time Scorers List by humberjade: 11:45pm On Nov 14, 2024
diamond68:
shocked papillo is not there
Papillo wey no get even one Nations Cup goal, how hin wan take dey there? grin

He was more of an assist king for the Super Eagles, breakdown stubborn defences with his sleaky moves and passes, win PKs, etc . He scored more for the Golden Eaglets and the Dream Team.
Travel › Re: Cruise Ship Tilts 45 Degrees In Storm, Sending Furniture Flying (Photos) by humberjade: 5:07pm On Nov 14, 2024
Hmm
Foreign Affairs › Re: Stranded U.S Astronaut Looks Thin, Tattered And Sick In Space (Graphic Photos) by humberjade: 6:03pm On Nov 11, 2024
I think they are back already
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ivanka Trump’s Election Outfit Sparks Wild Theories About How She Really Feels by humberjade: 8:51pm On Nov 10, 2024
Zooposki:
I saw a man also wearing a blue suit, standing by her left. Who is he?
JD Vance, the VP- elect
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 10th November 2024 by humberjade: 8:44pm On Nov 10, 2024
IAMBOSS1990:
Which better striker dey market willing to leave in January that will offer something better?
Osimhen

Only that it will now become on uphill task considering the mutual love he has with the Gala fans, and with Icardi out of the season with an ACL injury
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Election: Trump Vs Harris (Predict The Winner) by humberjade: 8:45pm On Nov 09, 2024
DaddyCoool:
Actually good but deceptively biased analysis. So what if it turned out you're a total loser
It akes a serial loser to see every other person a loser

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