₦airaland Forum

Homeboiy:
if na so imo dirty ,i no marry from their again

But u are sure to see all Slay mamas of different colours,size and shapes. Lol
IMO the land of Nwori

UDom is Working....
Abeg how many people watch Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon on NTA this morning.
Drop any vocabulary you learnt from him today.
Thanks.
Yours sincerly,
Concern Nigerian.

[quote author=Alao046 post=59542432]How does that concern me[/quote
It will, someday

I'm not in support of this inhuman act, but I just want to ask, why will any sensible person walk into the market only to buy a cloth meant for security personnels, its a uniform not a fashion attire. If you so much desire to wear such uniform why not join them in the warfront. Leave what belongs to Caesar for Caesar, period.if everyone is allowed to have access to these attires, how will you identity a security personnel in case of an emergency. Keep sentiment aside and think straight for once Nigerians.

Ericaikince:
If you're bored like I am, here's what to do: Place a cube of sugar where ants are prevalent in your house. Observe as one ant will spot it, the little snitch will then go and report to others. After it has left, remove it, so that when the other ants come they will think the other ant is a liar and will never trust it again.

u must be a very ''wicked person'' in reality

MysteriousAnn:
[color=deeppink] i knew it! I've always known that the 'Manta Ray' in Finding Dory would end up inside a Nigeria pot!! [/color]

hahahahha, funny lady

on behalf of the association of Pilots worldwide,
we blatantly reject the offer
maybe the Keke drivers can help.
thanks

sexybbstar:
If this man happens to be my husband... Baba cannot collect pass 20 to 40k.... He won't even be able to climb me without my permission. I hate cheating husbands

Don't quote me o

U got me laughing really hard.

Egbeigwe 1 of IMSU, Congrats Guy

All u sleep and wake up with is how to punish your wife
you must be a disappointment to the woman that will say i do to you
ur mate are thinking of peace and all you could come up with is War
sake War and you shall find War

stressedout:
according to people i contacted they said in ph. I have even flogged these boys they refused to say where they live in port harcourt.

TAKE THEM TO THE POLICE, THEY WILL TALK.
BEFORE THE HARM YOU. I DONT TRUST HUMANS ANYMORE
AND NEVER TRY HELPING OUT OF YOUR CONSCIENCE.
IT WAS A PLANNED TRIP
YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER
HUMANS ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS CREATURE RECENTLY

[quote author=stressedout post=58827635]according to people i contacted they said in ph. I have even flogged these boys they refused to say where they live in port harcourt. [/quote

Just like Shakespeare said, I don't expect anything from anyone.......Disappointment are bound to set in.
I saw it coming, slowly like thief in the night
It stole the most strongest
Leaving the weakest confused
Money!!!
Thou are the root of all Evil
Now I see
How close the end is
Lord have mercy

my Ex- Chrush
lol
Happy birthday to you

i borrowed a friend 25,000 since Feb 2017
i'm still begging her till date to refund.
some humans are ingrate
please dont give if you cant forfeit it.

SHARING THE FAITH

Benita27:
Is it the pastor you want to marry or the girl?.

dont mind the clown, he needs deliverance

Acquaintance Rape according to the Brainchild-Emma

IS IT YOUR MONEY?

[quote author=sarrki post=58590241]Where are those fake cult guys

This is what they should be fighting against
ALL CULTISTS ARE ARMED ROBBERS BUT NOT ALL ARMED ROBBERS ARE CULTIST .

ldollier:
a male boss. when i was younger i used to work in a grocery store. we had a male as our boss, a very cool guy. he wasn't in anybody's business. his rule was "you do your work, and i will do mine". that all changed when he was transferred to another store. in exchange we got a lady as our new boss. i don't know what makes them(ladies) worst. is it their cycle or bad sex life? i mean this lady fired 10 people under 1 week(including the ppl who had the job as their career).

furthermore, she was always in everybody's business. her rule was " i run this store, if i don't like you, your fired". i guess she had the business woman mentality(don't really care about anyone's feelings, as long as her store is bringing in the highest profits).

anywho, since am a lady, i would prefer a male boss just because *yea, you know why*. but who really cares. am all grown now, running my own office.

1botle of chill star beer for u Sis
we are in the same boat

Cinderella5:
Op is unteachable. While you were busy defining brisket, did you bother to look up brisket bone? Check the dictionary if there is anything like biscuit bone. You will only see biscuit made in the shape of a bone .

A brisket bone is a soft chewable bone.The image below is beef brisket bone. Nothing like biscuit bone. Op is half smart.

dont mind the Egusi teacher
biscuit bone are chocolate/milk buscuit made inform of bones for dog just to attract their attention
learn to accept change Bro. i know u are afraid to change ur tongue.

With the Level I Hate Nigerian police eeeeh
They are just lucky guns wasn't legalized in Nigeria.
Majority of those guys must have been conceived by the devil himself.

I am left confused by ur grammar...........abeg someone should help me interpret in Pigin . thanks
Her blood and body tissue was.... . I'm not understanding

NwaAmaikpe:


She can't be my sister.
My sisters are not confused,
My sisters are not desperate,
My sisters respect our culture and traditions,
They are patriots.



Ezigbote nwa-afo Igbo agaghi alu onye ofe nmanu.

God despises the Proud

Not applicable in Nigeria
Nigeria work environment is very degrading
Last month I used all my savings for two years to treat myself in the hospital, ( no health insurance)
Only to come to work the next day to meet the evil lady that call herself Boss frowning all day just because I didn't come to work the previous day. She didn't ask how my health is. The bottom line is, no one, I said no one care if u live or die....all the care about is u making millions for them to pay u peanuts. This country is damn.

Confused race.

May he suffer the same pains this dog is suffering, only then will he be safe from the evil that is about to befall him .

And you didnt care to invite me Warywary
is it fare

"CHRIS EMBASSY"
I REMEMBER ONCE I WENT OUT WITH MY MAN TO BUY SOMETHING AND THE SO CALLED GIRLS (HOOKERS) FROM THAT EMBASSY STOP MY MAN AND INVITED HIM FOR A CHURCH PROGRAM SIDELINING ME, I JUST DEY LOOK WITH SURPRISE.... SHE EVEN DEMANDED FOR HIS PHONE NUMBER RIGHT BEFORE MY PRESENT. ALL I COULD ASK HER WAS, IN U EMBASSY, DON'T THEY NEED GIRLS SINCE SHE DIDN'T NOTICE ME. SHE JUST SMILE FOOLISHLY. RIGHT THERE, I GOT THE FLYER FROM MY MAN, TORE IT AND TROW IT ON HER FACE AND WE MOVE. MY MAN WAS LAUGHING THROUGHOUT THE DAY.

I HATE CULTISTS .. .....READ MY LIPS