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RomanceRe: She Is Always Speaking With Her Ex by humblemikel(f): 6:47pm On Apr 05, 2020
THE REASON I REALLY WANT TO MARRY HER IS BECAUSE OF HER FAMILY. I KNOW HER SISTER AND THE HUSBAND, THEY ARE VERY KIND, SO THAT'S WHY I AM INTERESTED IN MARRYING THIS GIRL.

PLEASE I NEED ADVICE[/QUOTE]

Is this enough reason why someone wants to marry anotherhuh??
No wonder there's a lot of divorce in the increase lately.
Just Wow
HealthRe: Lagos Discharges Five More Coronavirus Patients by humblemikel(f): 6:19pm On Apr 05, 2020
There's Hope
BusinessRe: How Has Coronavirus Affected Your Business? by humblemikel(f): 9:33pm On Apr 04, 2020
This one na question nni
Person wey never see sunlight since morning u dey ask if him don see money collect from customers
Abi na E_Money we be huh
BusinessRe: How Has Coronavirus Affected Your Business? by humblemikel(f): 9:31pm On Apr 04, 2020
This one na question nni
Person wey never see sunlight since morning u dey ask if him don see money collect from customers
Abi na E_Money we be
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed: Lockdown Will Be Extended If Nigerians Don’t Behave Themselves by humblemikel(f): 11:34am On Apr 04, 2020
His words are always ugly
Like his heart, so is his face
RomanceRe: Ladies: Before you feel the butterflies. by humblemikel(f): 10:45am On Apr 04, 2020
I feel you from here Op
But it's quite difficult loving a man you have no feelings for.
In short the situation is pathetic.
Reason why I'm still single
Guys I feel much attracted to hardly comes so easily
While the ones I feel absolutely nothing for grovels at my feet begging for attention.
It's really frustrating and I'm damn tired. cry
BusinessRe: Lockdown: I Visited Ogba Market In Lagos (Photos, Video) by humblemikel(f): 10:31am On Apr 04, 2020
Planet Earth contaminated
Time to relocate to planet Mars or Jupita
PoliticsRe: Lagos Residents Hit The Streets To Protest As Hunger Strikes Hard Amid Lockdown by humblemikel(f): 8:46am On Apr 02, 2020
Where are those Nigerians that used to shout "we Die here"......
This is the time for that National Anthem
Cause no one is getting out alive
But my prayer is God should have mercy
HealthRe: Coronavirus: FG To Ban Inter-State Travel, Close Motor Parks by humblemikel(f): 1:50pm On Mar 26, 2020
oluwaseyi000:


No need to do that

It will all be over tomorrow

We can go back to our work, we can start hugging, shaking, shagging and doing anything thing we want

The premier league and football can resume on Sunday

Corona virus will disappear on 27 of March it doesn't matter if a cure is found or not
It will go the way it come

BY PROPHET, G.O, MAN OF GOD T.B SON OF JOSHUA

Religious Idiots
PoliticsRe: Buhari Self-isolates After Showing Signs Of COVID-19 Despite Testing Negative. by humblemikel(f): 5:56am On Mar 25, 2020
yenereal:
I'm not wishing them bad. I wish everyone of them well as far as Covid-19 is concerned. There's an adage in my language which says when translated "You don't mock someone over sickness or death". Why? Because it may be your turn one day. Whether they treated us well or not, God will be the only one to judge them.
Let's pray for them to recover.
Sounds good to hear this, its awakens the good spirit in me
I have once wished all of them dead from this virus
Now I pray to God for my forgiveness lord,
But to pray for them for recovery,
Mbanoooo.....
I cannot can't
Not after all what these politicians makes us go through daily in this country
Hoarding all the natural and man made resources from the masses and almost making us beg to eat to survive,
I cannot can't...........
The only prayer I can pray right now is....
Lord, let thy will be done, Amen.
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: Abba Kyari To Be Moved To Lagos For Treatment - Sahara Reporters by humblemikel(f): 3:16pm On Mar 24, 2020
May all evil politicians in Nigeria Die from this coronaBaby
And may every evil souls all around the world perish, let have a better world again. Amen
PhonesRe: Olla V9 Pro Unboxing & Review - N32,000 Budget Phone With A Punch-hole (photos) by humblemikel(f): 8:05pm On Mar 10, 2020
I actually need to buy myself a bright camera phone on my birthday coming up this month, my old phone is fading out but this spec doesn't sound good enough.
Though my budget is lean .
Can someone please help me with a brighter phone camera, I need it for my business.
FamilyRe: She Is Single And Living On Rented Apartment, Away From Family ! Is It Good? by humblemikel(f): 5:31pm On Mar 08, 2020
MadeINchenzen2:
what do you think guys?

Is it okay for a lady to move-out to live alone on a rented apartment as a single person. Than stay with her mum, dad and siblings?

Usually it is prevalent with most guys especially when they get to a certain age, probably after school or perhaps because of an essential need for some privacy and a sense of responsibility.

In my own thought. I think it is dangerous and untimely for a single lady to leave her family to live alone before she s married.
Very stupid and archaic mentality, I must say.
Are you still living in stone age In this 21th century of survival of the fittesthuh
Iyammi!!!
Dangerous kee huh
So you mean at the age of 25-30 I should still be eating Mummy thank you because I'm a lady and not bonded yet,so in your own mentality unfit to live alonehuh
The Bible says, train up a child in the way that he/She should go, that when he/she is old, can never depart from it.
The foundation of every child is key to what most children or adult becomes in future.
Forget internal security, even the ones living under your roof may bring the family shame if not well trained.
Again, who told you all ladies were meant for marriage.huh
Do we even have enough men to go round all the women populationhuh
It's high time you started minding your fuc..ken business this 2020
Live your life and let others live theirs
RomanceRe: Wife Confronts Her Husband And His Side Chic At Benin Hotel, Tears Her Dress by humblemikel(f): 5:05pm On Mar 05, 2020
Dear Single Girls,
Make una fear God small.
RomanceRe: Coronavirus: Mass Masked Wedding In The Philippines by humblemikel(f): 9:05am On Feb 24, 2020
I was just asking my sister the other day how some slay queens will fare if this covid19 was to happen in Nigeria??
Will they put on a mask after their heavy make-up?
Who will accept to wear a mask on a wedding gown, I don't think I myself can do this one.
Looks more like horror movie
I would rather postponed the wedding till after the outbreak.
I can't come and be explaining to my children why I'm looking like a Goldsmith on my wedding pictures. Lol
CrimeRe: Wife Pours Hot Water On Husband For Buying Phone For Side Chick In Imo (Graphic) by humblemikel(f): 12:48pm On Feb 15, 2020
YouareaBITCH:
Women should learn to add value and beauty to themselves on a regular because men hardly lose value here in Africa. A man wouldn’t trade a woman of value for a side chick who can’t even afford a phone for herself. Instead of attempting murder by hot water, add value to yourself
How old are you please
No offense......
Cause I'm just smiling as I'm reading your comment
Like are you kidding ushuh
What does a wayward man's prick knows about value when he needs pleasure
Add value to yourself cause you want to be relevant and reckon with in the society,
But if you think a wayward man's prick will humble because of your achievement,
You are on your own. OYO......
CrimeRe: Wife Pours Hot Water On Husband For Buying Phone For Side Chick In Imo (Graphic) by humblemikel(f): 12:37pm On Feb 15, 2020
Offpoint:
She did the right thing and I encourage every woman out there whose isn't cheating on her husband to treat them this way if their husbands dįck can't stay home.

If you guys treat men this way, they'll think twice before considering cheating.

Don't kill them, just give them scar they'll live to regret forever.

I can't be your babies factory, after 4 you're getting some sluť a phone and banging her behind my back, I'll chop off your díck while you're asleep.

like I've always said: If a girlfriend cheats on me, I'll gentlemanly walk out of the relationship. But if a wife should make the mistake of banging another man, there's no such thing as FORGIVENESS. I'll carve out your vagina and boobs.
I'm an extremely loyal dude once in a relationship and if my loyalty is betrayed... I become a soulless beast.

.....
MODIFY
To those quoting me, if you know you can't keep your vaginäs or dícks in one place, don't get married. It's very simple. marriage is a deal and banging outside it is breaking the deal and there are consequences.

If you get tired of our union, walk up to me and let me know... I'll let you go, but if you do otherwise, you face the consequences.

As a guy if you're so either to fûck someone else, get married to her.. simple.

I repeat, if any man or woman you're married to cheat on you by BANGING some else.... leave them a scar.
Let them know you have a greater demon in you, than they do. unleash terror on their genitals.

To those blabbing Attempted murder upandan, going on banging spree is also an attempt to come home and kill me with STDs.
The real Man among Men
RomanceRe: Valentine's Day: How Much Is The Ticket To Paradise on Valentine's day To You by humblemikel(f): 3:00pm On Feb 12, 2020
What is this one even saying self....
Biko have you eaten since morning
Cause the hunger in the present day Nigeria has a way of distorting people's brain .
CrimeRe: Onwuzuruike Kingsley Ikenna "Nwanta Anayoeze Yonaracha" Yahoo Arrested By EFCC by humblemikel(f): 8:08am On Feb 05, 2020
Na yahoo boy !!!!!!
Na yahoo boy!!!!!!
Yet the same Govt provides him with military detail 24/7
May God of heaven do something drastic about this country call Nigeria
Cause nothing will ever work right even in the next 50 years with the quality of leaders and followers we keep producing everyday in this God forsaken Country.
If na Coronavirus him want take wipe us off
Make him bring am sharp sharp
Cause I have never seen a nation like Nigeria where everything works upside down.
Those guys are into oil and gas
Not Yahoo
They won't be stupid enough to flaunt it that way if the source wasn't legit
Why will they expose their family on media daily
In short they themselves are stupid attention seeking rich generous guys.
I give up on them
Let me go and look for my own money
Cause begging is not in my blood.

CrimeRe: Onwuzuruike Kingsley Ikenna "Nwanta Anayoeze Yonaracha" Yahoo Arrested By EFCC by humblemikel(f): 7:26am On Feb 05, 2020
Azmanaty:
And this idiot has been flaunting money everywhere and all that.. Just go to his facebook page and see for yourselves.. He calls himself THE MONEY TEAM

Why can't all these fraudsters eat their ill gotten wealth in peace and not flaunt it like fools??
One thing I like them they give freely to their fans
(The Money Team, TMT
Hope papa Kim won't be arrested soon.
I always like to watch their pages and laugh at all those begging begging slay Queens on social media shamelessly begging up and down as if their lives depends on it.
They can be so irritating
TravelRe: North And East: My Experience Yesterday In Onitsha (Photos) by humblemikel(f): 11:54am On Feb 03, 2020
majamajic:
Onitsha is very good in business


Am so humbled seeing pictures from Anambra , the peaceful atmosphere of the state , the neatness ! The road conditions
You mean Onitsha the dent of thieves
Mtchewwww
Yeye dey smell
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Parents Abandon Kids At China Airport by humblemikel(f): 8:20pm On Jan 24, 2020
Stop judging people from the point of ignorance
The parents probably couldn't cancel their flight but it's obvious they might have contacted someone at home to come pick up the kids from the airport.
No sane parent even the insane ones won't leave their child in such scenario.
Christianity EtcRe: Gracious David-West Wearing David Ibiyeomie's 5 Nights Of Glory Tag In Prison by humblemikel(f): 3:55pm On Jan 19, 2020
nairalee:
There is something off about this guy.
I thought that once someone is incarcerated he/she drops their belongings. Abi Is he a VIP criminal?

The other day we saw him wearing bling bling Chains

The other day we saw him holding Encyclopedia sized Bible

Today wearing handband
You forgot that churches and religious organizations do visit the prisons for evangelism,
I believe he got the listed from them for his reformation process.
But for the bling bling chains, you will need to ask his follow thiefpatriot, the police.
Maybe they dashed him on his birthday.
CrimeRe: Married Man Dies On Top Of Single Mother During Sex Romp In Delta Hotel by humblemikel(f): 7:29am On Jan 19, 2020
Something must kill a man
Now what will he answer his Creator??
Some Useless married men self.
Giving their wives sickness up and down in the name of enjoyment.
Tueeeh
PoliticsRe: Stop Calling Us NEPA, It Shows You Don’t Want Electricity - Discos Spokesperson by humblemikel(f): 1:00pm On Jan 18, 2020
Keep the light mbok
Up Nepaaaaaaaaa
Thunder fire una
EducationRe: Primary School Pupils Visit Uyo Airport (Photos) by humblemikel(f): 12:26pm On Jan 18, 2020
Stop deceiving thoses kids
They are not the future leaders but their ancestors are
Education is not the key
Money opens all doors locked by Man knows no Man.
Seek money first and add a little Education to it
That's the real life in Nigeria.
BusinessRe: Ebun Okubanjo, CEO Of Lekki Fitness & Gym Centre Slams Customer by humblemikel(f): 7:18pm On Jan 15, 2020
EgunMogaji2:
Thank you, have a nice day.

PS: to those that may care, I have years of training in customer resolution from fortune 100 companies in North America.

This is why countries like India, Sri Lanka and Philippine are leading in USA customer service offshore companies.
FU...CK YOU AND YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE SKILL
PEOPLE LIKE YOU SEES ANOTHER PERSON DEHUMANIZING ANOTHER AND CALL IT STAYING PROFESSIONAL.
JUST FU...CK YOU.
RESPECT IS RECIPROCAL
BusinessRe: Ebun Okubanjo, CEO Of Lekki Fitness & Gym Centre Slams Customer by humblemikel(f): 7:03pm On Jan 15, 2020
45% of Nigerian Customers are mentally unstable and they will always want to drag you to their insanity at any slightest opportunity.
Very stupid set of human beings.
Mtchwwww
Tell her to get the fu....ck out of your office like right now.Rubbish.
Christianity EtcRe: Signs You Are Losing Faith In God by humblemikel(f): 4:23pm On Jan 05, 2020
Thank you Op.
I'm presently battling with faith lost.
I lost my most Endearing Dad last year ending to Mr. Death.
Even after I have prayed to God for almost a year and believing beyond every reasonable doubt that Dad will be fine, because He too put all his faith in God for his recovery which never happened.
When I lost him, my faith in God shifted .
I can't sing anymore, as I can't go a day without singing praises and worship.
I'm not much of a prayerful person but I love music more than life itself.
Music is what I use to communicate with God daily.
I just say my simple prayer and sing all day
But everything changes since I lost Dad, I lost all the joy and faith in God.
Each time Mum talks about God or church , I find myself sighing hurtfully.
I couldn't even make any plan for my 2020
I just enter the year with the hope that whatever comes my way I will take it.
I can't remember the last time I visited a church since middle of last year.
Daily, the hospital experience with my father and his last moment on earth keeps hunting my thoughts.
I'm becoming more impatient with life that I ended a relationship I was trying to build again last year after I gave up on love 3years ago.
I don't know what will become of me but I just live each day looking forward to each day what it brings my way.
When my father is laid to rest this year,
I will be enrolling for online counseling.
Maybe I can get my old self back and strengthened my faith once again.
SOMETIMES LIFE SUCKS...
PoliticsRe: Arewa Twitter Bashes Couple For This Pre Wedding Photo by humblemikel(f): 2:07pm On Jan 03, 2020
Muslims are naturally daft
Very annoying sects
FamilyRe: My Wife's Wahala. Goes Through My Phone Every 3 Days by humblemikel(f): 10:18pm On Dec 30, 2019
Just one question Bro
Why do you still have your EX number on phonehuh??
There's every propensity you will cheat on your wife with your EX
85% Sure
So stop claiming Mr.Faithful Man
You are a potential cheat

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