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Toktee: Now i see why when cameron caugh,nigeria put her tail within her legs,we are just noise makers,is a hard truth

What is the meaning of this? So now you av concluded that cameroun can beat naija interms of xchange of fire power,abi? U try abeg,must you always believe everything you read? Sometym,me wer no go school dey feel dissappointed at sm of you here wer don finish school tey-tey 4 d way una de take fall person hand, well done

cyril83: dey there dey press pimples, nigerian army engaging in a battle with american army is just like a rat daring cat "suicide mission they call it"

For ur dream abi? Well, too much of american war films dey worry you. Were naija army dey use leg enter,american army dey use machine,i swear. Go ask UN peace keepers in countries wer naija soldiers bn deployed,then u go knw say American dey doff thier hats 4 our soldier. If u can give naija army machines needed in this era,then no one wld dare our army....they are good,just the administration that is killing us here.So pls stop underating and belittling our Army. Am proud of them.

Una try

Even Boko want feel xmas. Oyibos, time don reach to give una selves leave comot for naija till jan 2013 if una no want pay ransome. Boko is running shot of Ammonitions and grenades.

ujchief: Now i understand what the teachers council is complaining about.

Bro, see me de roll for ground with laugh...you killed it! If na wetin i go learn for school be dat,make i dey de manage my pigin de go,lol.

elampiro: When will we hear breaking news like:

'Nigeria now has round the clock power supply'

'Nigeria unemployment rate drops to 5%'

'Nigeria rated most peaceful country in Africa and among black nations'

'Nigeria has the best security and city surveillance system'

Etc. When?

Only when we start having such news that everyone can begin to sleep well.

My Bro, i am prayin and fasting for this same day 2 come and i hope sooner than later we gonna give a testimony concerning the reality of this dream of ours.

IRAPADA: very easy.Just walk up to her and tell her in presence of hr frds baby i love u and i wil like to take u to bed

Tank you....D kind slap wen d girl go take welcome dis guy na 4 hospital d guy go take get himself back,if him go jam Tonto 'kind of Babe'. No go sitdown de plan n pray make u meet am alone,make ur blood de hot...Bad boy.

[quote author=manny4life]The bold part I have to disagree with. Gabrielle Gifford, a U.S. Senator who was shot in the head in the Jan 8th, 2011 Arizona shooting was NEVER written off. In fact, they stayed her seat with the hopes she will recover shortly. When she finally recovered and was going through therapeutic sessions, she was advised by medical experts to give up her seat (less stress and more rest), which she did. It was only then that her state called for anther election and the Democratic party chose someone to replace her at the election. The election was held sometimes this year, almost more than a year after the incident. Though I cannot remember some details, but read up on it. They NEVER wrote her off, in fact, the whole senate stood by her until it was time

What PDP is doing is very callous, and the term write off is the highest of insensitivity...[/quote

You are very right my Bro, but as you said it, the Senator was SHOT,not the Senator wanted 2 commit suicide. You see,some of our 'top' men are so so arrogant and irresponsible that you will want to hate them.
If person wen flight be him line advise am,him no go succumb,but for wheree...now make them go sit down de romance am til him well so dat nxt tym he go go buy flying boat go de ride for Atlantic ocean coz he get pple wen de romance am.
Na y God no de gree prosper sm pple,bcoz if he does.......this is one of the many ways they end up.

See as we de debase ourselves when some Lebanise and other arabians de die 2 become Naija by all means....chai!

He said the number of elopements and extramarital love affairs had risen in the past few months, with at least six girls and women fleeing their homes.

"Even married women were deserting their husbands to elope with lovers. That was shameful for us," Alam said. "So, we decided to tackle it firmly. Mobile phones are debasing the social atmosphere".[/quote]Nawaoo 4 dis Alam of a person. Dis man must be the regional leader of the boko haram association of india.
'Always blaming their tools' set of pooed people. Make una no go learn how 2 sing indian songs so dat u go fit impress una babes,make una de dier de bring failed law when another man wen sabi, de use correct indian song with fyn voice de control una babe,una de de blame handset...

Menhh! I only cry once a year and that is when am watching the CRUCIFIXION of JESUS CHRIST during easther period and the funniest part is that i cant just stop watching it even when i know dat am crying coz there is something about that Movie that alwayz takes me on....Lol

Ol'boy see face, God! This man take vex woowoo die...the face no even fit help d poor man smile even if na by force,chai! Even if dis man no commit any offence,him face no fit free am. This man go don suffer since pikin because dem go de suspect am for any theft or crime wher him never commit coz of his face. De kind face were police de take shine,'na him b d criminal,u no see him face'.lol!

[quote author=gree-die]cant he be both responsible and romantic?
i tink being romantic should be one of his responsibilities [/quote]Easy My Lady, if being 'romantic' should be one of his RESPONSIBILITIES,tell me why would you bother about him being RESPONSIBLE?
Just pray u gat 70% part of 'responsible'and 30% part of 'romantic' from ur Man and dont 'think he should be romantic by force' but 'pray' coz its not easy to find a Man with 50-50% of this two 'R'. They are just rare,period and if you are lucky 2 get yours,then thank God.

jackbauersballs: In Nigeria, Money = Respect

No Money = No respect

I believe your question has been answered.

Oya everybody stop typing*,shut down and switch off your lappys and handsets*, question answered*,applaud 4 Mr Jack*, thread closed*, everyone say your prayers and go 2 bed*, until then, c u on the next thread, K****s.

stagger: Ha hahahahahaha!

Of all people, na this Ibu I go listen to? God forbid bad thing!

Ibu, you are presently living in adultery! What did the bible say about a man that divorces his wife and marries another while the wife is yet living?

A CANDIDATE OF HELL GIVING ADVICE ON CHRISTIAN MATTERS! Nonsense!

Mr Judge, for your mind you don enter Heaven finish abi? If you no like him talk,u no go change chapter? Must u tell us abt his family affair? Are you his judge? Pls stop it.
Let only God be d judge.No one, i repeat No one,(you inclusive) is perfect.
@ poster, e make real sense there.

when 2 elderly man xchange blows coz one has not bn given a chance 2 wash his plate amidst d sales girls....then smthing is ......

I think we in the north are getting used to this bombing stuffs this days. It does not matter anymore... when i look at Kano of those years compared 2 d Kano i see 2day,i only gat to shed tears coz am seeing Kano being taken back to the 16 century.
May God help us in the north particularly and Naija as a whole,Amen.

salmonkay: nawa for this naija guys self,well i dont blame him na country no good.

Bro,can you please read and listen to what you've typed?
I hope you are nt frm dis same country?

Why would
a middle aged man be trying to
snatch a car?
This question go surely comot for Waec next year, students, take note of this xpo.....

Chelsea don finish with this man in charge...make i go sleep away my sorrow. Morning shall surely come.

gnachu2: is it everybody that is broke that has assets to mortgage?

Forgive my ignorance...The guy got a loan for a project that did not put on pant, the guy was planning for marriage too,all these without an asset incase......
Well what a way 2 plan life! People with different ways of planning sha!
I dont see this guy as being broke,i just see him as a guy who put B before A.

PATTIBAT10: Even N50 will mean a lot to us.

Now and only now,i knw that you are not serious.
What is wrong with you?

berem: why wont i believe her? but some men wicked o! someone without her engine being serviced for 10 sex'less years.engine must knock! dan bura uba!

why would you believe her? Do you know that some serviceable engines can become unserviceable especially if you carelessly forget its daily parade of checking d oil,fuel n water level b4 n after usage. Some women can be so unpredictable especially after dropping like 1 or 2 kids,to them its like "menh i dont need 2 b attractive 2 my husband again atleast i've delivered.....a nursing mother i am".She'll start dressing shabily thereby putting d guy on the lookout 4 fresh air. That is one big fact.

Pray 4 God to strengthen u...coz there is absolute nothing you can do to salvage this situation now xcept you go for a loan in a bank if you are working in a reliable organisation that can guarantee u a loan or you sell off a piece of land or two to off-set this badluck. Hope dis helps.

If at the end of the day,the whole thing happen 2 be a set-up,then i'll come back here and tell all of you what you did not knw about what you commenting on. I can only say one thing 4 now which is 'only God knows'.

I am a 'go 2 deep kind of a friend',how about that?

Bayo, can u please send some pictures 2 my email and where is your location? Send 2 loyalsam@ymail.com

pictures and location please. Or email loyalsam@ymail.com

Lets say 150 to 200k. Toyota or hunda or golf will do,dont really care about the year. But no bmw or benz.pls

Anybody with a four door repairable but cheap car within kaduna and abuja should send the pics and price to loyalsam@ymail.com
I dont want 2 spend this money on something else,pls help

ayinisong: This same mouth people are using to praise Akpabio will be the same mouth they will use to say all sorts of negative things by 2015 and this same nairaland wey people dey people dey come praise am go be the same Nairaland wey them go still come abuse am. I rest my case.

Must you show who you are in public?can you just control your hot temper and dislike for somebody for a while?Akpabio is not God,so humanly he has done well much more than your TWO BROTHERS who were there before him.we are not kids pls stop teaching us,we av seen enough maybe much more what you think you ve seen.Saints dont tell others they are saints. If you cant 4 once say good of your state govnor who deep inside of you,you know has done fairly well,then you are wicked and partial in your sense of judgement and shame on you 4 letting outsiders do what you suppose to do for your state govnor; APPRECIATION no matter how insignificant goes a long way in motivating the 'appreciated' to do more. Akpabio is a man,whatever strategy he is adopting now is 4 d benefit and good of AKS.
Until you give me an ANGEL in 2015, i believe in GODSWILL.... 4now.

can it fly for 250k? If yes then this is my email add: Loyalsam@ymail.com