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Education / College Of Education,agbor. In Affiliation With Delta State University,abraka. by HumbleServant(m): 10:09pm On Oct 03, 2012
This is to inform the general public that admission is currently going on at the afforementioned institution. Admission is strictly based on Jamb. Anyone that wrote Jamb can now apply even though u did not fill the school in ur jamb slip, provided u scored 180 and above in ur Jamb. The sales of form teminates on 13th of this month.
It is also imperative i inform u dat the National University Commission (NUC)has approved the programme, as students of the institution will start going for service.
Any question will be highly welcomed. Thanks!
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by HumbleServant(m): 6:16am On Oct 02, 2012
If u guys can stil recall, i was the guy who posted dat Uniben will release d admission by oct 1st. I added in dat post, CELEBRATE UR UNIBEN INDEPEDENCE ADMISSION. But it was quite unfortunate dat, i was updated with 'not admitted', though had high score. Well, congrat to all the admitted pals. Pls sti put me in ur daily prayers.
Education / Re: 9 Ways To Make A First Class In The University by HumbleServant(m): 8:16pm On Sep 29, 2012
sauer:
what god factor? There is no god factor! angry
NOTE: SUCCESS WITHOUT GOD IS EQUIVALENT TO FAILURE.
Education / Re: 9 Ways To Make A First Class In The University by HumbleServant(m): 8:15pm On Sep 29, 2012
sauer:
what god factor? There is no god factor! angry
NOTE: SUCCESS WITHOUT GOD IS EQUIVALENT TO FSILURE.
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by HumbleServant(m): 4:20pm On Sep 20, 2012
THE REASON WHY UNIBEN HAS NOT YET RELEASED THE SECOND BATCH ADMISSION LIST IS FOR UR SAKE.
Sincerly speaking, the percentage of applicants that passed the required uniben cut-off mark is more than the percentage required for admission. Uniben has alredy admitted more than 3,000 candidates in the first batch. Nigeria University Commission( NUC in conjunction with JAMB) don't allow federal universities to admit more than 6000 candidates. From the information i gathered from a reliable source, the reason why uniben has not yet released the second batch is that, the institution is pleading with the appropriate authority to please increase their admission quota to 8,000 candidates, as more than 12,000 candidates passed the post utme exam.
Pray 4 ur name to be in the second batch. The lord sha see us thru. For those inquiring about the second batch list,the 2nd batch list must be out before sept 30th.
CELEBRATE UR ADMISSION ON OCTOBER FIRST.
UNIBEN INDEPENDENCE ADMISSION

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Romance / Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by HumbleServant(m): 9:35am On Sep 18, 2012
I JUST FINISH HAVIN SEX WITH ONE GIRL, HER BOYFRIEND CALLED HER. SHE SAID SHE IS ON HER WAY COMING. WHILE SHE IS STILL @ MY HOME NAKED. (GIRLS ARE LIARS........

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Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by HumbleServant(m): 11:51am On Sep 15, 2012
Forget all these your," i scored 69, 74, 80...... Forget about your score and pray to God.

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Romance / Re: Can You Stay Friends With Your Ex? by HumbleServant(m): 11:36am On Sep 15, 2012
I CAN'T BE FRIEND TO MY EX (EJIRO) A GIRL DAT I LUV'D, SHE DIVOICED ME WITHOUT ANY REASON. This is my present problem. I STILL LUV HER, I CAN'T BE.,...,..,.,.,
Politics / Re: List Of Nigerians Shortlisted For National Honours by HumbleServant(m): 2:12pm On Sep 12, 2012
sweet_gala: Why is Wale Adenuga receiving GCON rather high for a business man who's practises can be called to question, and who has been previously accused corruption and done nothing substantially greater than providing a few hundred to thousand jobs. We have former military general who have served this nation home and abroad and dedicated their lives. I might not like Ojukwu much but he could have been honoured with such Muritala Mohammed died while serving this country why can't legacy be honoured.
Is it rather odd that only wealth business men and benefactors of GEJ receiving such high honour reserved for the vice commander in chief of our nation.

I say without remorse GEJ IS A FOOL. beaf and co can come defend him vain.

STOP insulting GEJ. COMMENT AND RESPECT UR SOVERIGN 4 CHRIST'S SAKE.
Politics / Re: List Of Nigerians Shortlisted For National Honours by HumbleServant(m): 2:04pm On Sep 12, 2012
I would have been very happy to see OSHIO BABA AND BABA FASHOLA on the list. AND not the Chief Executive & Commander of Thieves in my state (Delta-State)
Sincerly speaking, Uduaghan did not merit it.
Politics / Re: List Of Nigerians Shortlisted For National Honours by HumbleServant(m): 1:58pm On Sep 12, 2012
The award list is like the ADMISSION AND EMPLOYMENT LIST IN NIGERIA. Where few people merit it, majority connected.
Politics / Re: List Of Nigerians Shortlisted For National Honours by HumbleServant(m): 1:52pm On Sep 12, 2012
This award list is just like the ADMISSION & EMPLOYMENT List in Nigeria. Where the,,.,,,..........................
Politics / Re: List Of Nigerians Shortlisted For National Honours by HumbleServant(m): 1:49pm On Sep 12, 2012
Why is FASHIOLA & OSHIOMOLE not on d award list? The award is party based.
Politics / Re: Taxi Driver Who Returned N18M Is Not On Honours List by HumbleServant(m): 1:34pm On Sep 12, 2012
That man did the right thing. Everybody cannot be thief. His help will come from God.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Barack Obama's Speech At The DNC 2012 by HumbleServant(m): 1:33pm On Sep 10, 2012
What has Obama ever done for Africa or Nigeria,

That was how people like u brainwashed everyone that Obama was the messiah,he was change,and the Yes we can brigade was everywhere.

Get one thing straight

1. The real people who run America will never do anything that will upset the status Quo.

2.Obama is just a stooge just like every other president and he is a front for the people who really control the government.If you think any leader controls a government think again,the real people behind the government of any nation are a few billionaires who will put some one there to protect their interest,just like the 1 percent.

3.Your long Post aka the speech are just word aimed at creating euphoria and sentiment,Nothing changes every thing remains the same

4.Blacks will still be the majority in death row,Blacks will still b e the majority on welfare,Racism will never stop in America or in in the World.

5.America will continue to exploit Africa and no matter what happens who wins they will continue to destabilize the middle east,Russia and China will always protect the underdogs i.e Iran and Syria.,Egypt will go from bad to worse,so will Iraq and Libya,American soldiers will still be KILLED AND MAIMED in Afghanistan and no government elected will have the balls to pull them out
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6.Goods will come from China and Jobs will go to China,and China will be the next superpower whether America LIKES IT OR NOT
6.Nigeria will remain backward and corrupt as long as it remains petty and tribalistic and dependent on oil,and FORIEGN GOVERNMENT LIKE IT THIS WAY AS THEY ARE LESS ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS..

7.Boko Haram will fizzle out soon but the damage they have caused will remain for a long time and the growth of Northern Nigeria will be stunted and will take decades to recover..

8.The game may have changed but the players still remain the same..
True talk my brother!
My brother u are a good speaker.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Rates Self-high On Performance by HumbleServant(m): 12:47pm On Sep 10, 2012
HumbleServant: Bros u too try, i salute u.
Make we dey greet oga Jona, so dat he can help Nigeria swallow BIG FISH
Politics / Re: Jonathan Rates Self-high On Performance by HumbleServant(m): 12:43pm On Sep 10, 2012
Bros u too try, i salute u.
Romance / Can U Sell Ur Long Hair Or Ur Only Car To Please Ur Partner? by HumbleServant(m): 7:41am On Sep 10, 2012
TRUE LOVE STORY. (CAN U SELL UR LONG HAIR OR UR ONLY CAR TO PLEASE UR PARTNER? Now read the story below! A very poor man lived together with his wife. One day, his wife who had very long hair asked him to buy her a comb for her hair to grow well and to be well groomed. The man felt very sorry and said he has no money. He explained that he did not even have enough money to fix the strap of his watch that he had just broken. This woman did not insist on her request. The man went to work and passed by a watch shop, sold his damaded watch at low price and went to buy a comb for his wife. He came home in the eveening with the comb in his hand ready to give his wife. He was surprised when he saw his wife with a very short hair cut. She sold her hair and was holding a new watch band. Tears flowed simultaneously from their eyes, not for the futility of their actions, but for the reciprocity of their love.
Now, Can u sell ur long hair via ur only car just to please ur partner? TRUE LOVE STORY. (CAN U SELL UR LONG HAIR OR UR ONLY CAR TO PLEASE UR PARTNER? Now read the story below! A very poor man lived together with his wife. One day, his wife who had very long hair asked him to buy her a comb for her hair to grow well and to be well groomed. The man felt very sorry and said he has no money. He explained that he did not even have enough money to fix the strap of his watch that he had just broken. This woman did not insist on her request. The man went to work and passed by a watch shop, sold his damaded watch at low price and went to buy a comb for his wife. He came home in the eveening with the comb in his hand ready to give his wife. He was surprised when he saw his wife with a very short hair cut. She sold her hair and was holding a new watch band. Tears flowed simultaneously from their eyes, not for the futility of their actions, but for the reciprocity of their love.
Now, Can u sell ur long hair via ur only car just to please ur partner?
TRUE LOVE STORY. (CAN U SELL UR LONG HAIR OR UR ONLY CAR TO PLEASE UR PARTNER? Now read the story below! A very poor man lived together with his wife. One day, his wife who had very long hair asked him to buy her a comb for her hair to grow well and to be well groomed. The man felt very sorry and said he has no money. He explained that he did not even have enough money to fix the strap of his watch that he had just broken. This woman did not insist on her request. The man went to work and passed by a watch shop, sold his damaded watch at low price and went to buy a comb for his wife. He came home in the eveening with the comb in his hand ready to give his wife. He was surprised when he saw his wife with a very short hair cut. She sold her hair and was holding a new watch band. Tears flowed simultaneously from their eyes, not for the futility of their actions, but for the reciprocity of their love.
Now, Can u sell ur long hair via ur only car just to please ur partner?
Jokes Etc / Re: When Deaf And Dumb Carry Bele......................... by HumbleServant(m): 10:00am On Sep 07, 2012
@ [MuhMubRaj]
May your .... .........
Pls don't let me curse u back, why are u soo insultive? Are u d only person viewing dis trend? If u don't like, why don't u skip.
Beside, most jokes are not interesting orally but verbally. May God forgive u.
Jokes Etc / Re: I Can"t Believe This ! This Joke Is Too Much by HumbleServant(m): 4:42am On Sep 07, 2012
@ MOGUL.M Aka MUMU, U ARE JUST IN THIS JOKE SECTION DECEIVIN URSELF, U CAN'T CRACK JOKE, BUT WHEN SOM1 DOES, U START INSULTIN AND ABUSIN UR USELESS SELF. MUGU MOGUL.M , BECOME A FOOL FOREVER. CELIBERATE UR FOOLISHNESS!

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Jokes Etc / Re: When Deaf And Dumb Carry Bele......................... by HumbleServant(m): 10:38am On Sep 06, 2012
If u don't like why don't u skip rather than insultin urself.
Jokes Etc / When Deaf And Dumb Carry Bele......................... by HumbleServant(m): 6:38am On Sep 06, 2012
One day naim deaf and dumb con carry bele, them con dey ask am, who giv u bele? She con point 3 boys. Naim de mama call d 3 boys com in house. Them con line the 3 boys. Them con they ask am one after d other.
Na dis boy giv u bele? She say d boy join, but d boy nor they too try, na only breast e day press &suck. OK ooooo.
Dem ask am, na dis second guy? she say e dey do d thing, but na only thrize for her mama bed. Naim dem con ask am, na dis last guy giv u bele? She con start to dey laugh, aka akaakaakakakakaka, she speak English by force, she say hey do do do do do do dome. She use her waist explain say dis guy too do am?
Naim de three boys con ask now, who con givam bele, naim d deaf and dumb mama first of all say d first boy wen dey press & suck, breast sucker nor join, say na d other two boys giv her daughter bele, say d two boys must marry her daughter................
Education / Re: 2-Students Commit Suicide Over WAEC-Exam-Failure by HumbleServant(m): 5:51am On Sep 06, 2012
Can't they make it in life without WAEC? CAN THEY WRITE WAEC AGAIN? RIP TO THEM.
Education / Uniben Second Batch Waiters- Lets Meet Here. by HumbleServant(m): 5:41am On Sep 06, 2012
Students who scored up to the usual uniben cut-off mark(50) but not yet admitted, are all worried.
How long did it take uniben to mark & release the pume result? Let alone of just releasing second batch after first batch has been released for more than a month now. My fellow applicants, don't be over-worried, i quite understand what u are all passing through, is not easy.
No one actually knows the exact date it will be released, but lets hope before next week satuday the second batch admission list must actually be out. The only thing we should be doing now is praying to God, so that our names will be among the admitted students. If u have anything to say, pls u are free to express opinions as this forum is opened to everyone. God Bless U All!Students who scored up to the usual uniben cut-off mark(50) but not yet admitted, are all worried.
How long did it take uniben to mark & release the pume result? Let alone of just releasing second batch after first batch has been released for more than a month now. My fellow applicants, don't be over-worried, i quite understand what u are all passing through, is not easy.
No one actually knows the exact date it will be released, but lets hope before next week satuday the second batch admission list must actually be out. The only thing we should be doing now is praying to God, so that our names will be among the admitted students. If u have anything to say, pls u are free to express opinions as this forum is opened to everyone. God Bless U All!
Students who scored up to the usual uniben cut-off mark(50) but not yet admitted, are all worried.
How long did it take uniben to mark & release the pume result? Let alone of just releasing second batch after first batch has been released for more than a month now. My fellow applicants, don't be over-worried, i quite understand what u are all passing through, is not easy.
No one actually knows the exact date it will be released, but lets hope before next week satuday the second batch admission list must actually be out. The only thing we should be doing now is praying to God, so that our names will be among the admitted students. If u have anything to say, pls u are free to express opinions as this forum is opened to everyone. God Bless U All!
Religion / Re: Why TB Joshua Must Be Respected by HumbleServant(m): 11:37am On Sep 03, 2012
GOOD OR BAD, LEAVE HIM ALONE. JUDGE NOBODY.
Education / Re: Is There Hope For Uniben Direct Entry Aspirants by HumbleServant(m): 4:07am On Sep 03, 2012
Can Uniben admit DE candidates with screening score less than 50? Or has Uniben ever admitted DE candidates with 45-49 as screening score?
PLEASE, we direct entry aspirants will be very glad to hear information from reliable source . God Bless You.
Education / Is There Hope For Uniben Direct Entry Aspirants by HumbleServant(m): 9:14pm On Sep 02, 2012
I SCORED 48 IN D RECENT CONDUCTED UNIBEN DE. CAN UNIBEN ADMIT ME? MY DEPARTMENT IS ECONS EDU.
Celebrities / Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Calls Obasanjo A ‘Mugu’ by HumbleServant(m): 8:40pm On Sep 02, 2012
Idris, learn how to react to ur elders. For Christ's sake respect him. OBJ is not d cause of ur problem. D man did his best for Nigeria.

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