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PoliticsRe: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by Humbrown23(m): 7:59pm On May 06, 2024
Ogui road

RomanceRe: The Great Deception by Humbrown23(m): 12:15pm On Mar 14, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Yes sweetie, [b]there are concrete layers of knowledge and understanding abandoned by the general public, [/b]all is left of them is pure gratification of their natural satisfaction.

Seek mystery folks...
can you refer me to this layer of knowledge
BusinessMy Life Is About To Change Forever And I'll Become Extremely Rich Soon by Humbrown23(op): 11:22am On Jan 27, 2024
2 days ago I got a mail from a wealthy business owner from Nigeria who kindly invited me to his new business startup. He only asked me for some transportation fees which were $6.5k and promised me my fair share of $5m once the whole thing starts working. I did my part today and now I'm just waiting to become extremely rich within a few months!
RomanceI Catfished My Ex by Humbrown23(op): 7:18pm On Jan 25, 2024
I catfished my ex as another man and befriended her as another woman on FB to get intimate details. I was curious. It took a while but little by little she opened up especially to the other woman.

I found out that out of the 7 guys she had sx with in her life my dik was the smallest, and she has always preferred big especially thick in her words wide.
Crime,,, by Humbrown23(op):
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RomanceMy Sister's Teacher Has Been Flirting With Our Dad by Humbrown23(op):
my little sister is 10 and she's in the fourth grade. throughout primary school, she's had multiple teachers and last year Mrs Beza started teaching her class. my sister didn't like her at first because she gave them lots of homework and was less permissive than her previous teachers. one time, i went with my dad to pick up my sisters from school (i have three and they're all in the same school).

Mrs Beza was still there and began talking to my dad while me and my sisters waited there. I noticed she was leaning weirdly close and to my dad and trying to touch him. One of my other sisters (who's 14) noticed too and she tried getting our dad to leave the conversation but with no luck.

Also, this wasn't the only time she acted like this. Every time she sees him, she gets inappropriately close to him and she always seems to have something so important to tell him that she has to get him to go somewhere else. Now don't get me wrong, I trust my dad very much and know he would never cheat on my mom. They've been married for 19 years and have a very good and loving relationship.

This issue is with Mrs Beza, definitely not my dad. I also know that this woman has a husband herself, so it made me lose respect for her as well. I don't know what to do. I hate her and honestly can't wait for my sister to finish primary school, so she can finally get rid of that woman.(please note this is not my personal experience)
RomanceSigns Of Impotence by Humbrown23(op): 9:45am On Dec 28, 2023
Signs of impotence

Impotence is accompanied by the following symptoms:

.Absence of traditional nocturnal, morning erections;
▪No erection, but he is highly aroused;
▪️The frequency of erections decreases over a period of 1 day;
▪️No erection during sexual arousal;
▪ Weakness of elasticity over a period of 1 day;
▪️The elasticity of the penis weakens during intercourse;
▪️Early ejaculation occurs.

❗️The most important thing is to see a specialist in good time.

RomanceYour Pen*s Is Twice As Long As You Think It Is.�️ by Humbrown23(op): 1:59pm On Dec 16, 2023
Your pen*s is twice as long as you think it is.🌶️

I hope my post is a comfort to many men.👌🏻

As a rule, the penis is much longer than it looks. After all, about half of its entire length is inside a man's body.

I'm sure many would prefer it to be all outside, but that's impossible.

It's part of your anatomy, the inside of the penis is needed for stability. In the same way that roots are necessary for trees to stand

RomanceRe: She Likes Hanging Out Since We're In A Long Distance Relationship by Humbrown23(m): 10:19pm On Dec 09, 2023
since they are not married she needs to hang out more to increase her options
RomanceRe: Are You Willing To Ditch A Dinner Date For Any Of These? by Humbrown23(m): 10:10pm On Dec 09, 2023
I will never ditch a dinner date for any of this because in Nigeria some people are hungry, just feed them, you will always have your way with them easy
RomanceRe: You Guys Neva Told Me This About Nigerian Oloshos by Humbrown23(m): 9:58pm On Dec 09, 2023
grin grin grin grin dem say olosho is the oldest surviving business and you think you can spoil their market just like that with a bad review I laugh in pinyin
RomanceRe: What Garri Has Done For Nigerians by Humbrown23(m): 9:42pm On Dec 09, 2023
garri has saved many lives and blinded many eyes
CrimeRe: Fecit Faith Banfa: Decomposing Body Of Lady Found In Her Abuja Apartment by Humbrown23(m): 6:04pm On Dec 09, 2023
nawa wa oo this life no dey sweet some people may her soul rest in peace since thats all she needs
PoliticsRe: Benue: Governor Alia Presents 2024 Budget To The State Assembly (photos) by Humbrown23(m): 5:48pm On Dec 09, 2023
It is not even befitting for a local government how much more a state government
Simpleshafee:
This chamber is not befitting for a state like Benue.
EntertainmentRe: Mohbad And The Rot In Nigeria Music Industry by Humbrown23(m): 2:04pm On Sep 30, 2023
Drock before and after joining marlians record

RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Humbrown23(m): 9:22am On Sep 29, 2023
Good circulation ➡️ good potency

✔️ Almonds contain natural fats that support hormone production, increase potency, and enhance erections.
✔️Cedar nuts, which are actually seeds, are high in protein and zinc and gently increase libido.
✔️Brazil nuts are rich in selenium and help improve testosterone levels in men.

But diet is just one method of increasing testosterone levels. Don’t forget the others. Physical activity, dealing with stress, taking supplements and getting healthy sleep will help you improve your sexual health and lead a fuller and happier life overall.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Humbrown23(m): 9:17am On Sep 29, 2023
Your story is interesting I proofread it for you
So, in continuation of my story, there is a married woman in my street who has a daughter about 4 years old. Both she and her husband come to my wife's shop regularly for POS transactions and to buy provisions. She is a very classy woman who wears expensive dresses and has the latest phone and other expensive items, indicating that they are well-to-do. Her husband is a cocoa merchant who often travels to the village and returns on Fridays, only to go back again on Tuesdays.

There is also a 22-year-old guy who lives in the same compound as this couple, and he also patronizes our store. About two weeks ago, this man went to a meeting with his colleagues for a mother's burial. You know that Ondo people love partying, especially at burials. During the meeting, his wife called him to know when he would be back home as it was getting late, around 10 pm. The man explained to his wife that he was not sure of coming home as the meeting/party would extend to the next morning.

The wife concluded that her husband would not be coming home that night, so she invited the young dude of 22 years to her matrimonial bed, and they had sex. Meanwhile, this guy was staying with his friend in the same compound. In the process of having sex, the husband had been calling his wife on the phone, but she did not pick up. This triggered the man to leave the party/meeting around 11:30 pm to go home because he thought something was wrong and feared why his wife was not picking his calls.

So this man entered the road and got home around midnight, knocking on the door. He saw the shocker - his lovely wife and a young boy naked, having sex with sweat all over them. The man did nothing that night, and the boy ran out of the room.

In the early morning of the next day, the husband went to the police station and invited policemen to arrest his wife and the boy around 5:30 am in the morning after explaining the shocker and what had transpired to the police. The police arrested them covertly by showing the wife and the boy their ID cards without anyone in the whole compound knowing what was going on. After the wife had spent about 8 hours in the cell, the husband called his wife's parents on the phone for an emergency, and they showed up at the police station, both the wife's mother and father.

In that police station, the husband requested that the police bring both his wife and the boy out in the presence of his wife's parents. The husband asked his wife to explain what brought her to the police station to her parents. What surprised me was that the wife lied that the boy entered their room and raped her. The boy shouted that the woman willingly gave herself to him for sex, and they had sex more than 15 times whenever the husband went to the village for business.

On hearing them speak, the husband paid for the bail of the boy and freed him. He then told it to the face of his wife's parents to bail their daughter and never let her step into his house again. The man withdrew his 4-year-old daughter from the woman and asked her to come pack her luggage in his house. Last week Friday, the man packed out from the house to another location, but his estranged wife's luggage is still in the house. Till today, she is still ashamed and cannot come to pack her stuff yet. The landlord has already sent that 22-year-old packing from his house too.

It was a shocking event, but not surprising to me at all because a woman who cheats outside will cheat no matter how much satisfaction you give her. So that is my story. Do not take these women, both married and unmarried, too seriously. Good evening.
chenny360:
So, in continuation of my story, there is a married woman in my street who has a daughter about 4 years old. Both she and her husband come to my wife's shop regularly for POS transactions and to buy provisions. She is a very classy woman who wears expensive dresses and has the latest phone and other expensive items, indicating that they are well-to-do. Her husband is a cocoa merchant who often travels to the village and returns on Fridays, only to go back again on Tuesdays.

There is also a 22-year-old guy who lives in the same compound as this couple, and he also patronizes our store. About two weeks ago, this man went to a meeting with his colleagues for a mother's burial. You know that Ondo people love partying, especially at burials. During the meeting, his wife called him to know when he would be back home as it was getting late, around 10 pm. The man explained to his wife that he was not sure of coming home as the meeting/party would extend to the next morning.

The wife concluded that her husband would not be coming home that night, so she invited the young dude of 22 years to her matrimonial bed, and they had sex. Meanwhile, this guy was staying with his friend in the same compound. In the process of having sex, the husband had been calling his wife on the phone, but she did not pick up. This triggered the man to leave the party/meeting around 11:30 pm to go home because he thought something was wrong and feared why his wife was not picking his calls.

So this man entered the road and got home around midnight, knocking on the door. He saw the shocker - his lovely wife and a young boy naked, having sex with sweat all over them. The man did nothing that night, and the boy ran out of the room.

In the early morning of the next day, the husband went to the police station and invited policemen to arrest his wife and the boy around 5:30 am in the morning after explaining the shocker and what had transpired to the police. The police arrested them covertly by showing the wife and the boy their ID cards without anyone in the whole compound knowing what was going on. After the wife had spent about 8 hours in the cell, the husband called his wife's parents on the phone for an emergency, and they showed up at the police station, both the wife's mother and father.

In that police station, the husband requested that the police bring both his wife and the boy out in the presence of his wife's parents. The husband asked his wife to explain what brought her to the police station to her parents. What surprised me was that the wife lied that the boy entered their room and raped her. The boy shouted that the woman willingly gave herself to him for sex, and they had sex more than 15 times whenever the husband went to the village for business.

On hearing them speak, the husband paid for the bail of the boy and freed him. He then told it to the face of his wife's parents to bail their daughter and never let her step into his house again. The man withdrew his 4-year-old daughter from the woman and asked her to come pack her luggage in his house. Last week Friday, the man packed out from the house to another location, but his estranged wife's luggage is still in the house. Till today, she is still ashamed and cannot come to pack her stuff yet. The landlord has already sent that 22-year-old packing from his house too.

It was a shocking event, but not surprising to me at all because a woman who cheats outside will cheat no matter how much satisfaction you give her. So that is my story. Do not take these women, both married and unmarried, too seriously. Good evening.


So in continuation of my gist .
There's one married woman in my street. She got one daughter about 4 years.. both she and husband come to my wife shop steady for pos and buying provision. Very classic woman. She wears some of the dresses. latest phone . Expensive items etc. So they are well to do. The husband is a type that goes to village and come back on Friday then go back on Tuesday again . He's a cocoa merchant.. there's one 22yrs old guy living in the same compound with this couple he also patronise us in store , so about two weeks ago. This man went to meeting with colleagues mother burial, u know that ondo people love partying esp burial.
Inside that meeting his wife was calling him to know when he will get back home as it was getting late around 10pm. So the man explained to her wife that he's not sure of coming as the meeting/party will extends to next morning.
Now the wife have concluded his husband not more coming home that night...
So he invite this young dude of 22yrs to her matrimonial bed and they have sex. Meanwhile this guy is staying with his friend in that same compound.. so in the process of knacking.
The husband have being calling wife on phone and number not picked up..
This trigger the man to get up from the party/meetings around 11.30pm to go home because he thought something is wrong and in fear why his wife not picking his calls.
So this man enter road on getting home by around 12oclock midnight
Knocking the door.
This man saw the shocker. His lovely wife and a young boy naked knacking seriously with sweat all over them,.
Omooo the man did nothing at that night.. this boy ran out of the room.

So in the early morning of next day. The husband go to police station, and invite police men to arrest his wife and that boy around 5.30am in the morning after explaining the shocker and what transpired to the police. So the police arrested them coded by showing the wife and the boy thier ID card without anyone in the whole compound knows what's going on, after the wife have used about 8 hours in the cell, the husband called the parent of his wife on phone for emergency so they showed up in the police station both the wife mother and father,. In that police station, husband request for the police to bring both of his wife and the boy out... in the presence of the wife parents. The husband asked the wife to explain what brought her to police stations to her parents .

What surprises me is that the wife lied that the boy entered thier room raped her,. Na so this boy shout that. The woman willingly give him herself for knack and they have knack more than 15times whenever the husband goes to the village for hustle. So on hearing them speak
the husband pay for the bail of the boy and free the boy. Then tell it to the face of the wife parents to bail thier daughter and never she should step her leg in his house.. the man withdraw his 4 year old daughter from the woman and ask her to come pack her luggage in his house...

Last week Friday the man has packed out from the house to another location but the estranged wife luggage still in the house.. till today the wife is still ashamed and she can't come to pack her stuff yet.. the landlord already sent that 22yr old packing from his house too.
It was a shocking event , but not shocking to me at all because woman wey go Bleep outside go Bleep no matter the satisfaction u gave to her..

Na so the gist go ooo.
No too take all this women seriously... both married and unmarried.

Good evening...
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Humbrown23(m): 9:10am On Sep 29, 2023
Hey bro
Some days, give her enough attention,make her feel special.
Some days, ghost her, make her feel she's just an option
Don't make her too important or too useless

That's how to keep her
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Humbrown23(m): 11:51am On Sep 14, 2023
Oga I never asked you to give any woman any attention I'm only telling you human psychology women know this is what men think so they try to use it against them
IAmHim1:
Paragraph 4 is wrong

Men give attention to women all day and night but end up getting nothing...not even a blown kiss from her miles apart...
Funny enough, men will continue to do so OBVIOUSLY
If she's getting the attention and care from a man, why give sex?

Heck! She'd fear that giving you sex might even push you away from her. So why don't she just maintain the status quo

That's how women think... SDRAWKCAB S'TI.


Sex for women is either validational or transactional.

If she's not working for your attention, you're gonna be paying for sex from her sooner or later

Why buy the cow when the milk is for Free...now FLIP ITTT

why buy the milk when dot dot dot

welcome to emotional thinking
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Humbrown23(m): 6:24pm On Sep 12, 2023
Most women will prefer more attention from their men than sex. Most men will prefer more sex from their women than attention.

She needs his attention and care. He needs her sex.

He gives her attention and care, to get sex. She gives him sex, to get more of his attention and care.

When she is angry, she withdraws the sex. When he is angry, he withdraws his attention and care.

When she gets more attention and care from him, she is likely to give him the sex, eventually. When he gets more good sex from her, he is likely to give her more attention and care.

This is why sex and attention play important roles in every relationship or marriage.

Giving one is likely to lead to getting the other, and vice versa. And, the opposite is true.
PoliticsRe: Funny Meme Pictures Of F.C.T Minister: Nyesom Wike by Humbrown23(m): 9:53am On Aug 23, 2023
where did i ask you to give me money
AdaojoTheUrchin:
You are asking people to bring money for your digital 'audio' Real Estates. Unu diegwu na this country.
BusinessRe: Digital Real Estate: Make Your First 1million Naira Online With This... by Humbrown23(op): 12:05am On Aug 23, 2023
What if you can get that kind of rental income starting from the next 28days even if you are broke now?

What if you can make all that income as A Landlord in lekki without even owning a house?
BusinessRe: Digital Real Estate: Make Your First 1million Naira Online With This... by Humbrown23(op): 12:01am On Aug 23, 2023
Check out this scenario....

What if without spending millions you can make as much money as the owner of this house makes from the house

BusinessRe: Digital Real Estate: Make Your First 1million Naira Online With This... by Humbrown23(op): 11:51pm On Aug 22, 2023
If you are following like and comment this thread
BusinessDigital Real Estate: Make Your First 1million Naira Online With This... by Humbrown23(op): 11:47pm On Aug 22, 2023
Hey if you are privileged to come across this grab a pen and paper your life is about to be transformed

I want to show you a three step process you can use to start making rents on the internet without owning a house

PoliticsRe: Funny Meme Pictures Of F.C.T Minister: Nyesom Wike by Humbrown23(m): 11:21pm On Aug 22, 2023
No ,you have no business with anything physical everything will be built online check my signature for more information and please you are not investing anything
MyExpression:
Is the investment not tied to a physical building apartment?
PoliticsRe: Funny Meme Pictures Of F.C.T Minister: Nyesom Wike by Humbrown23(m): 2:40pm On Aug 22, 2023
Wike can demolish all the estate in abuja but not this one ...

Imagine a clever and unique way to build online "real estate" that generates rent just like a physical house. What if I told you that with just an internet-enabled device, such as a laptop (no matter its age), and dedicating 30 to 60 minutes daily, you could create a simple digital property bringing in around 150,000 - 200,000 naira?

The best part is, anyone can tap into this opportunity. I personally started Digital Real Estate Investing while working as a school teacher in my twenties. It was one secret that completely transformed my life. Picture having a digital property that generates rental income equivalent to a house with four tenants!

Today, I want to share with you the incredible results I've achieved from just one of my Digital Real Estates. I'm not sharing this to boast, but to demonstrate that it is indeed possible. Take this information seriously and seize the opportunity. Get your hands on this valuable information for free by taking action now! Simply click the link on my bio to get free access
PhonesRe: Fraudgpt Is Real, Protect Your Bank Account by Humbrown23(m): 2:38pm On Aug 22, 2023
OK
Imagine a clever and unique way to build online "real estate" that generates rent just like a physical house. What if I told you that with just an internet-enabled device, such as a laptop (no matter its age), and dedicating 30 to 60 minutes daily, you could create a simple digital property bringing in around 150,000 - 200,000 naira?

The best part is, anyone can tap into this opportunity. I personally started Digital Real Estate Investing while working as a school teacher in my twenties. It was one secret that completely transformed my life. Picture having a digital property that generates rental income equivalent to a house with four tenants!

Today, I want to share with you the incredible results I've achieved from just one of my Digital Real Estates. I'm not sharing this to boast, but to demonstrate that it is indeed possible. Take this information seriously and seize the opportunity. Get your hands on this valuable information for free by taking action now! Simply click the link in my bio to get free access

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