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Me sef dey here dey find dat 500 to carry buy 15cups of garri,

The thing were vex me na as you carry woman comot go spend almost 2k for her head,
small time now,
you go come cry for us for romance section how girl were you spend so much on, am break your heart.

firstking01:
Oya enter kitchen na, garri dey there, you go see sugar for one coner inside the fridge

my mama been advice me make i no dey chop for pesin house were no be my relation, but if you give me money i go collect carry buy am here.

firstking01:
Now, This is in pure correlation with your name....i get some frenchies bread for fridge and juice, you fit take am calm your nerves

frenchies wetin?,
Bros na only garri i sabi,
I resemble ajebutter for your eye?

When i grow up, i want to be like this my Oga,
Dude is not only a smart businessman, but loves sharing his knowledge with others free of charge,

If no be internet, i no go sabi say people like Ymodulus exist,

But for now,

#make i go mount my toll gate for Lagos Ibadan way follow collect revenue for those your tomato motor.

firstking01:
You dey craze ba?.....btw, who are you to condem??

oga, am a craze man saved by grace,
I no dey condemn oh,
I just dey advice you say make you dey try wear condom,
I just hear rumour say Grace were follow u dey una Church choir, test positive for Hiv

firstking01:
We are all heirs of God, and we are joint heirs with the son.

na so dem dey always talk, if you check well, dis one don sign him signature on top pant of half the girls were dey dia Church choir group.

Aminat508:
mba! I don't fvck

if i get voice i for shout,
Aunty, you sef wan follow claim tear rubber,
Abi your name na LieLa,
were be
Lai Mohammed Sister?

Lovely

TPAND:
After going public and making up such lies to slander your husbands character, frustrated his life to the point he opted for suicide, you still mention his name in a thank you message to fans for helping you get through the drama and ending your marriage successfully.
Shame. You are not a virtuous woman Tiwa, you are a home-wrecker

she for kukuma stay for the marriage, until frustration kill am,

so that she go remain virtuos woman for people like una eye.
Na wetin people like una go talk, dey make many women stay in abusive marriages until their husbands kill them.

halfricanadian:
i meant go buy anything u want in my name

lol, Your name na Zahra Buhari?

halfricanadian:
Lotori mi lo je gbese o

make i talk true, minus gbese, i no hear the rest of wetin you talk so.

halfricanadian:
I no cook anything o
Me too

ok oh, Make i go find credit food for Iya Basira 'food is ready' chop.

halfricanadian:
My guy na ask i kuku dey ask

wetin you cook today?,
hunger dey wire me here oh

halfricanadian:
What happen na

abeg help me ask am oh

10yrs old

I hate to see a Man beating up his Woman,
I still remember back then in the village, there was this Man that always got beat up by his wife whenever the fought, it was always fun watching 'em.
And for a long while the man never dared to fight with his wife again.

So Ladies, get some martial arts training, so that you can
Beat up that bully of a husband,
I bet if you beat him up thrice, you have just tamed a lion, cos he won't like to lay his hands on you again.

My guy you dey right,
But e be like say you dey go Deeper Life?

Sent you one

Ayiri Emami is spot on,

If you settle with this Avengers today, tommorrow a new group 'Captain America' will emerge and start blowing up pipelines too, with their own list of demands, then you settle with Captain America then after a few months another group 'Iron Man' will emerge too.
It will be an unending cycle of violence, threats and amnesty payments,

Do not settle with terrorists and militants President Buhari, kill them all, we the true sons of the Niger Delta are strongly behind you on this one

Sugarhugs:
Mtchw, I even thought it was someone better.

me too, Aunty me sef don begin Crush on you

yetunsbay:
You're a leader - 3x was the tone that filled the air upon homage extended to d buz & oil typhoon at his residence.

Response by the receiver later affirmed a monthly bonus of #10k each to " 2015 BATCH B DUNUKOFIA L.G.A CORPS MEMBERS" fr his generous purse. Congrats

Dr Eze, the 'oil Typhoon',
No follow dash una English textbook?

Ondo oil reserve larger than SS and SE combined?,

Wetin dis one smoke nah?

Hadez:
Lol, I am prettier

you were look like black and white tv?

Chai, fine girls don run finish for Nl oh,
Where Ogugua, and her sister dey?,
Where Staicey?
Abeg make una bring back our Nl beauties oh.

Na just two people fine dia,the rest na minus 1,

missjahiniekpe:
It is, but i am not from Cross River state. Proudly Akwaibomite

ok Mma

Aunty, you too old for this kind thing nah,

No be 'Mrs Nl' we dey find, na Miss Nl

missjahiniekpe:
Uncle your guess is wrong oh.

OK oh, seems Ekpe is not your real name then.

Calabarfinest:
@hungryboy, we got the photo from his Facebook account, besides he is a media person, not a presenter at Hitfm. We did not mention he is at Hitfm.

ok Mma.

Calabarfinest who be Kelvinkul for hitfm?,
Na only Duke Emmanuel, Ralph Udofa, Ima, Uke Oga, Dr Groove and Last Prophet were we sabi oh.