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BlueEyeBalls:
Hello guys I come again with my evening thread , I greet u all my friends, I hope it went well today in ur respective work places Well at least, mine did


Now I want u guys to imagine this situation with ur current love, let's say ur boyfrnd or girlfriend whom u claim to love and possibly may have told u can die for, develops an heart disease which would require a transplant, his/her family members have all refused giving theirs to save the dying guy/lady (as the case may be) , but urs is suitable for him/her and there isn't time or hope elsewhere....


Would u be BOLD enough to give her ur heart and die for her to live Be sincere with ur answers please...

oga my name no be Jesus Christ,
My reply to her will be,

'I love you so much baby,
Go and prepare a place for us on the other side, where we will meet to part no more'

A drug test is best done impromptu,
Every drug test has a way the 'tested' can manipulate it to show negative even though he is positive.

xendra:
lol...dis one Don vex

aunty na so you dey take fail exam, i talk say i fit vex, no be i don vex,
Can you spot the difference between the two now?

ariyike23:
U look familiar,wat uni did u attend?? Igbinedion uni right??

Unicem

Brainiacmrtolz:
Because most poor are lazy and have almost nothing to offer

work hard, pray, fast, fight for relevance and you'd accomplish almost anything.

most poor people are lazy?, Oga abeg no make me vex oh,
You think say Dangote dey work pass me?,
90% of the rich class will not be able to do the work most poor people do.

halfricanadian:
Its better that way so the rich wont oppress the poor cos of their wealth i sign the rich marry rich the poor marry poor thats better pls life is better dat way

aunty, wetin you smoke today nah?

I just check my garri metre now,
Na 3 cups dem still dey sell am

My radio dey on.

klassykute:
I dey mad?

my guy ,
when your net worth na $20billion,


You go even buy toilet seat $40million.

My nigga Drake,

Abeg employ me make i dey help you count your money.

Because pesin change cloth no mean say him body odour don change.

olihilistic:
Fuel self no get value for my country.
na boko haram them the overate.
I will trek for tha Lord

my guy you are disqualified,
Next applicant please

As i lift up my eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh this ram, the ram cometh from the net, and his name is fairlusedpant

olihilistic:
how much you go pay me

na fuel don go take pay you,
One funny joke equals 1litre of fuel,
If nobody gree laugh at your jokes, na leg you go take waka go back house.

SexyStrawberry:
Bros abeg park well.................................................... NEXT PERSON PLEASE!!!

present Ma,
I want to fall in love with you Ma,
Give me a location where i will take the 'fall'.

Nice site, nice initiative, smart creators,

I learnt a thing or two from you Boss,

I go soon join una,
dey chop internet dollars.

This 3 guys will displace many guys on the Op's list,

The are,

Kulboy


Beenkumar

Iamkingzlee,


I also hope the Op will create a top 8 most ugly guys on Nl thread too,


I will be one of the contenders for first position on that list

but the bank workers live better than you guys,

Na all this boast were una dey boast dey make police dey worry una for roger.

Ndito skolombo in action, I won't be suprise to hear that the kidnappers are student cultists

Mr Seun trying to force his opinion on nairalanders again,

I'm not a fan of betting or forex though,
But i know that there are numerous nairalanders who engage in the act and discuss about it here,
The have a right to be left alone,

Nobody dey send pesin make e go open bet9ja or forex account,
Na you go take your own hand open am,
If we were to do a 'let's ban topics nairalanders do not like competition',
Millions of topics will be wiped off nairaland's servers.

r.i.p to the Alfa,

Iya Biliki be like,


(in Simi's voice)




Soldier come, soldier go,

Soldier do wetin you want,

But don't, don't you fall in love with me.

Our people selling out since 1914,

I never knew the kind of man this Ogbonnaya was,
Now i know,
He is a sellout

No be the same thing una Sai Baba gang been talk when him been sign that currency deal with China?,
Una story no dey suprise me, because small time now Baba Himself go come deny am say no be wetin him been talk.

DanceVille:
Hmm! Lol!
1.The name of my pastor is Pastor Jackson Terry.
2.Nay! I'm not a prayer warrior buh still hoping to be.
3.The name of my church is ECWA(Evangelical Church Winning All)
4.About 500 plus people were present.

bros, abeg you be hausa boy?

halfricanadian:
But she is already taken

Aunty calm down nah, as long as he hasn't put a ring on it yet, there will always be competitors, Especially gold diggers like me looking for a ticket to Canada.

halfricanadian:
Highest av done is 30 k nd for an Ex sha

na dis kind girl i dey find

R.i. P Freeman,

I have come to the realisation that to gain knowledge and become wise, You have to leave behind all that you think you know and start afresh.

E get some people were been say, if you like break their head put sense inside, Dem no go ever get sense

ritababe:
na only soon you sabi even when you turn 50 u go still they shout soon

aunty, na beg i dey beg you, unless you wan dash me food or money, no mention me again oh,

Baba Nla himself, No time for dulling, Do your thing Wizzy, I go soon join una.

I tire for bloggers oh,
Even if Don Jazzy greet person good morning, una go find how to link the good morning with Tiwa and Teebillz matter.