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optional1:
abeg give me sharply i dy hungry.

on your flashshare keep make i transfer am give you.

I criticised Jonathan, i wasn't a fan of his rule, But all of a sudden, Buhari comes in, and makes Goodluck look like the Messiah.

TonyeBarcanista:
Thanks but that is not the issue

My oga that is an issue,

This one were you dey even sound like this,
we no know whether you are preparing a path to swing to the other side sef.

SANDOSKI:
*See me see wahala, I don enter yawa ooo

My heart

So were you want make dey blood for my heart go...issssh

i wan do remix with your blood nah.

SANDOSKI:
We need to see a doctor... You body temperature is not normal


*Tie wrapper around my chest, going to the hospital

aunty mbok, am allergic to the smell of hospitals,
The only place i wish to go, is your heart, and
I no get transport, please take me there nah.

optional1:
Were is my own share of d cake?

na garri i been take celebrate am no be cake,
I carry one cup for pocket here, make i give you?.

SANDOSKI:
Me ke


I think say hunger dey catch.. No make me call police for you

because hunger dey catch me no mean say my 'John' no dey stand attention at the sight of a beautiful damsel.
Got nothing to worry about the Police,
'cos my name na Udo Abot(Police)

SANDOSKI:
Hahaha I no fit laugh... Oya take bobo drink to cool urself....

aunty, mbok you are looking sweet,
I don't need bobo,
all i want is you.

Dis one wan follow join, 'Baby Mama Hall of Shame'
By force by fire,

If i talk say i sabi wetin the Op write so,
na lie i dey talk.

spartacuz:
Eyeneka, ete do ado ata ekamba ndisime, yak ewod aye sef

asime tutu.

Unam inung,
Abeg, make police jail that ram for 500yrs.

Debbywills:
Owww. Yessss ..Mbufo ntem ke nyom

teng nnom nsoko oyom, Oyom ufam mmo oyom ndoh?.

colossus2:
All the best to her.
So long has everyone has a roof over their head and are comfortable in their own little way.
You don't need to be a Linda. Be you, be overfedboy

oga, positivity doesn't change your Status or present condition,
Because poor man dey wake up everyday, tell imself say, 'i am Rich',
no go make am Dangote.
Me na hungryboy for now.

colossus2:
Na only you dey get experience upon experience
Clap for yourself but I can't read all that.
It adds no value to anything

my guy, na those 'experience' she dey take chop.
Small time now, when you hear say she don follow Linda get Mansion for Banana Island,
You sef go follow begin dey post your own 'experience'

Naijasinglegirl:
No giving anybody this space. Sorry sirs and madams

for your mind, you don dey dream frontpage,
you wan post topic, still chop first to comment title?,

You greedy oh

Is the battery removable?

halfricanadian:
I know myself
I dont need any ones approval to kno mysef ok

Aunty, na play i been just dey play nah, shebi, pesin no dey play with una again?

halfricanadian:
Having one boo to truly love is enough for me

Im so drama free

sounds like what the cat, told the rat.

Bigprozzie:
Pathetic lies

What a load of poppycock!

So you are insinuating that no Nigerian woman has ever been a Cardio-thoracic surgeon?

These people and their chest beating

oga give us a name or STFU.

This is a man trying to protect his family and other Northern oligarch's assets in the Niger Delta region.

Last time i checked, his cousin Prince Nasiru Ado Bayero was the owner of Asuokpu/Umutu oil field,
which has a field capacity of 300,000 barrels daily,
Multiply that by
$40(sometimes $100 plus),
then you will realise why the will keep shouting

' One Nijeriya'.

iamkingzlee:
A great star indeed was born!!!! Happy bIrthday, Brotherly eyeneka mmi! God bless you so much that your overflow feed nations..

thanks bro.

ActOfWar:
Happy birthday breh GGMUB

thanks bro.

.Profile Of The Man Talking.

*-*Owner of the Sun Newspapers, Slok Group and Ex Governor of Abia State
*-*Not only makes millions monthly from his businesses but receives same in pensions from the Abia State Government.
*-*His achievements include many bad roads in Aba, and many other Lgas in Abia state.

*-*Part of the 1%, holding this country to ransom, so not worth listening to.

N.B- do not take what you hear from any agent of this government seriously,
Tommorrow, Buhari or his V.P, may come out to deny this.

We can keep lying to ourselves,
but the truth is,

Happiness is a temporary feeling,
No matter how you choose to live your life,


You can't be happy all the time.

Which economy wan pick up?,

na the garri were be 3 cup 100naira now,
abi the fuel were be 145naira,
Abi na the dollars were dey near 400naira?

Kherry:
Happy birthday wishn u many more prosperous year

thanks Kherry

Debbywills:
;DDah Ikpa..You dey Underrate me wella be that
Oya bring the itiat na. And watch me burst your bubble big time. BTW, it seems you speak Efik. Welcome home

Mma ndi eyen oh.

Boxer007:
Boo Boo can i hug you dear?

bros, you be gay?, Abeg i no wan spend 14yrs in jail oh.

Cokenbread:
HBD Nigga... Use Coke and Bread celebrate this great day in ur life

thanks bro, But where i come from, na garri and kuli kuli we dey chop.

skywalker240:
hbd boy,...wullnp u are blessed cos jah blessed ur new age.









Skywalker240 loves all NL since........

thanks bro.