₦airaland Forum

Fynestboi:
Really? Old woman

Is she a nairalander

no be 21st century old woman oh, That one no even sabi wetin be 3G,

Fynestboi:
Hehehehe call out to all virgin ooooo


Between are you a virgin?

i been exchange my own give one old woman like that, for a plate of Pounded yam.

A paradise without virgins is no Paradise at all,

Where the virgins at?

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hifaif1:
Not really as excited anymore!!!

No, we don't influence our own postings!!!

Only the diocese can!!!

wetin dis people dey talk sèf,
Priest, My love?,
I'm i seeing things abi na Priccks you been wan spell auto correct change am to Priest?

hmuhammad:
na correct hunger de wound you, I suppose make that list

na the hunger make i vote your brother, since him promise say him go give us food,
Till now i never see the food,

mallam go pray, today na Salat.

iamkingzlee:
Iso ekpo keh abegii shift! no dey whyne me. We both know.. you no worwor atall

no worry nah, when dem do Top 8 most ugliest guys on Nl list, i go upload my pics. For consideration as one of the contestants.

missjahiniekpe:
Amazing. 2,6 and 7 killed it... Those are my specs.

aunty you are looking good,
And your name being Ekpe, there are two things involved, it's either you from Akampka or you are from Cross River.
Na lie i talk?

iamkingzlee:
you wey don fine go far

no make me laugh oh,
Me were be 'iso ekpo' na him you say i fine go far,
Na una were be fresh fine boys get mouth for here oh.

To fine just dey hungry me

hmuhammad:
What about me?

Mallam, na top 8 dem dey find, no be top 500.

The girl no get breast, but she get fine face, Her beauty score na 4/10

If it looks like a scam,
If it sounds like a scam,
If it talks like a scam
It is a scam

If i was Trump, i wouldn't be looking for an endorsement from 'em either,
Cos the two guys the endorsed lost to Obama

DoraCuzz:
take it or leave it!

Aunty you fine small but i have seen better,
So i'll 'Leave it'

R.i.p girl,

But you sef no try oh, you come gree follow
Pesin because him promise you 250k for your face to be used as calendar?,
You be Jesus Christ?

halfricanadian:
I dont do sugar daddies dere is nothing sugar about another woman's husband

na the same thing were Adam been talk before him chop the forbidden fruit.

halfricanadian:
Age is nothing to me

Abeg just treat me right

make i interprete am for una,
She dey try talk say she go like marry young blood like am,
But if a sugar daddy with too much money or ego or kudi or owo comes along she fit still marry am.

Oga Op,
Abeg come explain this story to us were never go school

halfricanadian:
He is not ready to marry jare
Abeg who is ready

you get money?, If your answer na Yes, Your gold digger will locate you

halfricanadian:


boyfrnd where are u o

Pls bring d ring o see as dem wash me chai

Looking for bf

na go carry gold ring for hand till e turn iron ring for your hand, tell am make him do the marriage proper

halfricanadian:
Same with guys better guys exist too joor no dey intimidate women

una get expiring date,
But even if we reach 50, we fit still find one 18yr old pretty girl marry,
Aunty if you get buyer,
Sell yourself now before you expire oh.

CFCman:
For any climate-change policy to work in Nigeria, there needs to be a drastic reduction in the use of household generators.
They are amongst the biggest sources of air pollution, with their toxic fumes contributing to the 'dark' skyline of Lagos.

na play you dey play abi?

iamkingzlee:
Hahahahaha.. yeye!!! for this your life? na so so hunger dey worry you.

na my luck,
That's how life works

Some can eat but have no food

Sugarhugs:
Nama.

if i say Sugar you say hugs,

Sugar

iamkingzlee:
My Oga!!! how is the *going sire??

My Boss, i been say make i go look for food chop oh,
I no be Sire oh,
Na people were get Land to sell dem dey call Sire(nyama isong oh)

xendra:
I didn't say it based on what you wrote, I said it based on how you wrote. spot the difference now?

ok.

SexyStrawberry:
Sambisa forest

lovely, i'm presently chilling with my guy Shekau very near to that location

Abeg lalasticlala, help me carry my ministry go permanent site nah

4)beware of those internet warriors were dey boast say if fulani herdsmen attack their village, dem go return fire for fire, many of those guys dey even run go hide sometimes when the hear sound of knockout(banger),
Many dey dia Papa mansion dey hide, dey chop Mama thank you,
No take their words seriously, always find a way of keeping yourself and relatives alive, even if that means running away or getting into agreements that will keep the peace between you and the herdsmen.

3) if your community or area is at risk of getting attacked(especially when their cows are killed or go missing),
My guy, leave that area, go to a safe place, stay for a while there, until your village is safe, then you return, people will call you a coward yes, but na coward dey live tell story of how strong men been die.

Stating the obvious, fulani herdsmen attacks are now rampant, from East to West to South to North,the have soiled the sand with the blood of innocent farmers, those guys no get free trade, zone, dem dey attack both village and towns, and it seems that our Policemen are turning their backs on us,
so our safety is in our own hands.
So here is how you keep safe hungryboy style.
1)-learn fulfulde(fulani language), you never can tell when it will come handy, and even save your life,

(remember that Lagos indigene were speak hausa give those hausa mob during mile 12 crisis, and na wetin save him life be dat cos dem been wan kill am),
Me sef i don begin dey learn small, make i show una,

Cow na nagge nge
Fire na yitte nge
You are welcome na jabbama.

2)When fulani herdsmen visit your community, go and welcome them, be friendly with them,
You can even buy gifts and give 'em to show your loyalty and fealty(on the day of attacks your loyalty will be rewarded, you & your family will be spared).