₦airaland Forum

Ndukings92:
women and there unending problems,i always tell my friends that no man can be happy shouting at his wife not to talk of beating so make una stop pushing them to d brim and extreme.they are human for christ sake and are prone to get angry and when d anger reach to its apex which they will invent a manual reset named SLAP but when ur problems are stronger and need a system FLASHING then BEATING is used instead SLAP.Then una go name am ABUSIVE MARRIAGE.whatever that ur matrimony is not conversant with pls stop it this nowadays girls.mtschweeeeee

Wow, looks like you're trying to justify men beating women. This is really a new low in our society. No man, for whatsoever reason, should lay his hands on a woman, just like soldiers are prohibited from hitting their wives. We are basically stronger (proportionally) than women, so beating a woman is termed bullying. I'd rather divorce a woman than lay my hands on her (that's if she's the provocative type and wants to put me in trouble)

Ab025:
A married woman who would offer sex to her boss for money is not worth keeping.

Finally, someone with a lot of sense.

Why hasn't this been implemented already? Why does it seem like it's still under debate? Well I think I have an idea....
Almost everyone steals and no one is sure if there'd be a way out for them if this new law was implemented.
Put this law out there without procrastinating and see how corruption comes to a halt, or at least, diminishes.

Who else noticed the bare nippl.e on the first fulani lady?

We'll soon be taxed for every car than owns a horn. Let's bet..

henrydadon:
this is suppose to be the best private university in Nigeria but see how religion is taking them backwards..

another reason why am gonna remain an atheist.

high time y'all wake up from this thing called religion..the bible is notin but a book filled with fairytale stories..yeah jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaf of bread and 2 small fish..who in their right mind would believe that bullshit

5 LOAVES of bread

sipsip:
That is Diamond fish na. It contains vitamins, protein, carbohydrate, carbon dioxide, carbon copy... it has a fridge in it. You can eat it and it will grow back, provided you eat just one part of it. Yes... that small thing. The computer that was used to type the price is mad. The eatery that sold the fish is mad. The guy that bought the fish is mad. The boat that was used to catch the fish is mad, the fish that was killed itself is mad too. Rubbish set of people.

I legit teared up laughing, while reading this

Arsenalholic:
This boy will never outgrow childishness. Does he still suck his moam's breast?

Um, his mum's dead bro..

ruggedised:
at London hale and healthy as we were told by lie mohamad

sha better than your old vegetable leaves that have ruled ur Bleep country over 30 years now

Well at least, he RULED it. Your president couldn't even rule a line if he tried. He's only 2 years in and his engine is already smoking up.

ruggedised:
Zimbabwe are fools to allow this old vegetable rule over them

Now, that's a little rich coming from a Nigerian.
Where is your president, sir?

cummando:
Shekpe #200 white London #50
And the guy is good to go

*falls off chair laughing"

newyorks:
my house na IDP camp?

*falls of chair* lmao

tolulinks:
Laura ìkejì fine? Lol. Check her picture from two years ago and compare

Because she no fine two years ago no mean say she no fit fine today na...

ocheu:
See, no be dey I be bad belle person oh! But you want tell me say that babe no use bleaching cream for this our nija of today? Kai. U dey surprise me oh!. Nija girls no get patient for anything that has to do with skin oh! The want am sharp sharp

You're right, but until you see the person face to face, you can't assume she's bleaching. These days, camera filter can make the skin appear lighter than usual.

tolulinks:
She's pregnant and why is she so bleached? The poster above me tho. You stole my Ftc!!!

Na wa o, so pesin no fit yellow again, na bleach una go call am. Some people eat good food and take adequate vitamins to get back their original skin color that was badly tanned due to this our harsh climate. As she fine reach, na the "bleaching" u notice.
Chai, I dey fear bad belle people o

DDeliverer:
The matter tire me...

BUHARI is useless, dead or alive...

I remember Fayose's pre-election rant, warning us not to vote for a weak and half dead president. We all thought he was mad then, pointing to the fact that they were already smelling defeat before the battle begun.
I wouldn't be surprised if Tinubu did this on purpose with the plan of making Osibanjo the eventual president.

sleeknick:
I just pity this country. I think it's really time for revolution. The people against the government. Make we kukuma destroy the country start over again. It's too much sef. Every time from frying pan to fire. Weda it's apc or pdp i don't give a hoot. I don't even think there is any political divide in this country. They are all one body acting a script. These same people who bash each other have their secret place of meeting where they strategize for their next move. It's time for we as a people in unity to fight this government and oust all of them. Very incompetent set of people in leadership positions. I watched a movie yesterday "Snowden" in that movie it wasn't even the fact that America is spying on the whole world that got my attention. It's the level of intelligence these people have. I was baffled. As it is, america is already in the future while Africa is still trying to copy their past. 
I get sick to my stomach when i see how our youths who are supposed to be the leaders of tomorrow let themselves to be used as pawns by these politicians for their selfish gains. 
It is time to take OUR country back! 
It's not Apc or PDP who owns the country. It's you and i. Trust me. Even if leadership changes hands it's still going to continue like this or even worst. The political system needs to be purged. 
Lets start making the noise! 

REVOLUTION!!! 
I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!!! 
Lets kick off this trend. 
I'm ready to give my life for this course i swear! 
#GIVEMEMYCOUNTRY

I was just about believing you till you decided to give your life for this "COURSE". My brother, for someone who can't spell CAUSE, I no go follow am for back abeg.

mykeljosef:
ftc


God will punish Glo


to the ftc thief congrats.....

Use Puffin Browser

Landlord trying to use the glory of students to find little breakthrough in life that won't last.

You can't cover anyone's glory for long, it will end up burning your hands. Imagine blocking a pipe of gushing water with your hands, how long before it escapes..

Finally, the government intervenes on an obscene matter. I was of the understanding that rich people get away with a lot of things in this country.
Well done, your excellency, Governor Ambode. Lock him up and put a dog chain around his neck, tied to his cell sink.

lalassticlala:
Some of em are just pretending.....
I wonder how someone born n raised in Nigeria turned to an Atheist

I'm really sorry for them...

Why do we have so many atheists on nairaland?

Hommie just wanted a lift

luscioustrish:
Simply buy another one with the 500k

It could be worth tripple.

At least the 400 plus million budgeted for kitchen utensils and refreshments didn't go to waste

alBHAGDADI:
allah is not the almighty God of the Bible. he is a moon god who is powerless and only uses his foot soldiers to fight for him.

Pls read the below thread to see how your brothers were shying away from admitting that the God of the Bible is not allah.

https://www.nairaland.com/3552194/allah-god-bible-pls

I don't need to open the thread to know you're full of it...

Elmojiid:
mr ingnorance u can do beta......am only speaking my mind and i mean no harm.

*sigh*.... I give up

alBHAGDADI:
The only miracle that allah can do is write his name on a tree or on a piece of Pork.

Why can't he perform a miracle of healing the countless blind and crippled beggars in northern Nigeria and the entire Islamic world? Is he weak?

The number of likes to this post is disturbing. Allah is an Arabic name for God Almighty,not a special god only for Muslims. He is the same God you serve. This is utter blasphemy and gross disrespect to the Almighty. May He forgive you.

Elmojiid:
ignorant at its peak....se afonjas wit pure water in their hand.

You mean [/b]Ignorance [b]?
I don't know whether to also call you ignorant or thick.

sexfabregas:
and who cares?


oh wait they went that way...

The funny part of this meme is Oshiomole's face...

These "give more fvck" memes are really starting to get old, especially when used in threads where we actually have to "give fvcks".
Imagine if your daddy has been saving up to buy that Honda Odyssey tokunbo he has been dreaming of, only to find out that he'll have to save up some more to buy Innoson (sic), then he'll now end up buying Marwa. How then would you feel? You'd give a fvck then, right?

wonukwuru:
Im indeed surprised that you said this. How can you say that, if i truly love her, i will not complain about her dressing or diction? If i may ask, what part of the country are you from? Or do you want me to believe that you just want to comment because you can write? So, you will like your wife to be dressing like "Merry Amaka"? My dear, your dressing goes a long way to tell people how they will address you. If you are the type that dont dress well, personally i dress well. For your information, I have a class.

My point is, there was a certain way she was dressing before you married her, so what changed? There was also a certain way she was typing her texts before you married her? What changed also? Tens years of marriage is a long way for you to start complaining afterwards.
Which comes to the point that you don't love her anymore, maybe you just don't know it yet.