₦airaland Forum

Her ass has coma, something's not right somewhere.

If this guy claims 28 today, I'll still believe. Great footballer,took really good care of himself through the years...he's achieved a lot in world football. . Congratulations

mightyhazell:
Hmmm! Sb dat shd be on his knees thanking his God,..or atleast observing a quiet moment,...considering how close 2 death he was just moments ago!


Na wah for wire road o!

What makes you think he didn't do that before the selfie?

Buhari self

omoyemirally:
ask google. Wen someone dresses unclad,u guyz say ''Beautiful" now dey are aving sex out there, u are chanting rubbish. Watz d diff? Its their business oga ade. As far as dey are couple. Its a free world.

Right.. Plus it was even in the bush, not a street or main road... No crime at all. My take is, those guys are just jealous the aren't getting any kitty cat. They wouldn't mind being in the guy's shoes.

unapapadeycraze:
awwww, so nice.


Pardon me bt how come you had sex on the 1st day of meeting each other? Pls elucidate. Whether we can classify yours as a one night stand or not.

We hooked up on Facebook, liked each other on first site and my house happened to be the location we met because I got back from work at night... she also lived close to me.

Remember Jenifa, the yoruba movie? Same thing happened there, bet all these girls once watched the same movie but didn't learn.

unapapadeycraze:
Nor be for naija sha. Why would you marry a lady you had a one night stand with? She is a w.hore.

Wrong! Had sex with this beautiful lady on the first date way back in 2010,we got married 2012...Now we have two beautiful sons and our love is as strong as ever.

OjukwuWarBird:
If he dies, Osinbanjo will never rule Nigeria.

Yorubas can't rule before the Igbos.

This is Nigeria's main problem. Ethnicity. We put tribe above the betterment of the nation. You don't even want to know if one president is the "saviour", u just want your tribe in power at all costs. We need to be united if we want a better Nigeria. Unfortunately, I don't see that happening in the nearest future. The tribalism is too strong.

lepasharon:
His daughter is wearing weave at a young age...

You've not seen even 4yr olds on braids as well? It's nothing, not when it's been fixed for the sole purpose of a party or photoshoot.

Elxandre:
Chai

I just hope it doesn't zap.

At all... At least not like Etisalat and airtel

Elxandre:
Come which plan you dey use with these series you're downloading?

4k for 9gb, which now goes for 18gb. Can't wait for my next sub

Elxandre:
Bro, Glo is slow in most places.

I get 30kb/s max speed on Glo.
Even when I visited two state capitals, it was the same bad story.

Sorry tho... Here in Ikorodu, my average speed when downloading HD series is about 700kb/s. Most times I use UCweb browser as it's faster than ADM, as UCweb has a speed mode that boosts download speed

martineverest:
... And you won't be able to exhaust your data plan because of their snail speed network.........Their useless network made me return to my long term enemy,mtn.

I would rather go for more expensive data plan from other networks than buy cheap and useless glo data plan

Depends of your area sha. See glo speed

willibounce1:
Very sad. People need to be careful with the way they speed on the express. The danfo drivers should be warned especially. Those guys are bunch of animals. They are always in a haste and their buses are never in good shape. RIP to the dead. Very painful. Thank God that little child is alive.

The rear tire burst

Lalasticlala let them hear o. Front page tins. Mtn Etisalat and airtel tí kò gbà wọlé.

hummerwise:
i just hate it when i read a story where a full grown man is being over powered by a female....
violence dont solve sh*t,, just fu*king walk away...

and again what is with cameroun and relationships dis days

Borrow sense, u will not hear.

FisifunKododada:
If you guessed the region before reading the story hit like - if you are surprised hit share.

So far 113 Nairalanders expect the culprit to be our 'brothers' from the South Yeast and ONLY 3 mugus are still surprised by this.

Its the Yeeboos again. Chai Chukwu Okike Alabama must hear this.


Secretary General Name Checkers Association International Branch.

Lmfaooooooooooooo

UnknownT:
Yea, normally it could go for 24hours stretch but the line trips when there is fault or maintenance work took outage to work on the line

Exactly... Mostly short circuits... Maybe a bird pearch or strong breeze. I miss that place.

UnknownT:
Some rural communities are on 33kv, plus their feeders are not overloaded (this is common in cities and result to load shedding by the Discos)

E.g some parts of Iseyin town in Oyo State. When I was working there, we would have light for at least 20hrs per day. At times, 3 days, no interruptions. That was 2013-2015

dollyjoy:
am special then because you can't help liking me

Fat girls are always extremely tight down there... Congrats

ireneony:
This is serious
Should I go with muscular? No! Most nairaland guys are not muscular, they will probably eat me alive. To be on a safer side.... anyone will go for me...as long he can take good care of me

Are u angling for a nairaland guy?

Josphine4good:
I hate men I don't think I will get married to one

I can't imagine how your mention tab is faring now.

Burger01:
Somewhere in Ibadan.. Not sure if it's strike related

You really need to readjust your side mirror.

englishmart:
why don't you spell favour as favor in your application letter

Why don't we drive right handed cars in Nigeria like the British? OP wasn't writing an application letter and his grammar wasn't bad either. So I suggest you learn the dangers of over pumping your tire, rather than spotting grammatical errors.

Bose253:
But when your tyre gauge is less than 35, your car wouldn't run smoothly

Very true. I use 45psi due to the rough roads we have. Anything less would make the car seem wobbly

jideniceguy:
Op it's tyre not tire...

As much as you are correct, there is absolutely nothing wrong with Tire also, which is just an American spelling.

Segadem:
...even if glo offers 2gb for #500 I no go fall for it, there network can go off for like 2hrs, I will switch to glo secure back to glo flat change my network phone to 2g to 3g bact to automatic but all without any success to bring back their network back

Wow,you just hit the nail on the head...this is EXACTLY what I always do. At times it works,at times,it doesn't. But when it does,it's fast here in Ikorodu, although it doesn't come close to Etisalat. Glo downloads at 1MB/s or lower, but Etisalat, clocks a whooping 5mb/s

Kill them all. They are Boko Haram in disguise.

AngelAhnie:
Seun, lalasticala and mynd44 is this acceptable? I once got banned for replying a post like the one above.

I got banned for the same thing...I simply replied to a repulsive post...it was the poster that now reported me and got me banned. It's just like the Nigerian police...na pesin wey fest report be saint.

HaneefahRN:
See the mad dog's face. God where has shame and conscience gone to? Raping your own child. He should be stoned to death.

You have a beautiful family

sukkot:
dayum nigga, in high school you was the man homie, the fork happened to you ?

You know this man?